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Killfacer
16th July 2009, 03:33
Cheech and chong
which doctor
16th July 2009, 03:53
feelin' good :cool:
LOLseph Stalin
16th July 2009, 03:58
Stonerthread? At least I know I'll never be posting here...oh wait...I just did.
Have you ever gone onto the revleft chat while stoned? You think you've gone completely insane.
Blackscare
16th July 2009, 05:33
Quote of the night: "Gimme a gopher with cheeze wiz and SAUCE." -Jamesy at a drive-thru.
I'm baked about 70% of the time I'm on this site.
NecroCommie
16th July 2009, 16:02
I bumped into this record while working in the library. My initial thoughts were: "Whoever drew this was STONED!"
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3094/2576541442_2470032372.jpg?v=0
Misanthrope
16th July 2009, 16:21
I have a nice bowl of strawberry kush. This thread wins!
Sentinel
16th July 2009, 21:35
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/6153/ill1.jpg (http://img521.imageshack.us/i/ill1.jpg/)
I have a nice bowl of strawberry kush. This thread wins!
http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/215/9/1/Chancellor_of_My_Exchequer_by_rockthemandolin.jpgh ttp://th02.deviantart.net/fs29/300W/f/2008/053/2/8/Dr_Denver__s_Spiritual_Revival_by_rockthemandolin. jpg
Misanthrope
17th July 2009, 02:40
http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/215/9/1/Chancellor_of_My_Exchequer_by_rockthemandolin.jpgh ttp://th02.deviantart.net/fs29/300W/f/2008/053/2/8/Dr_Denver__s_Spiritual_Revival_by_rockthemandolin. jpg
Is this your work?
ÑóẊîöʼn
17th July 2009, 04:16
Hmmm, a doobie. Let's bogart that fat boy!
StalinFanboy
17th July 2009, 04:59
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/6153/ill1.jpg (http://img521.imageshack.us/i/ill1.jpg/)
Fuck you.
StalinFanboy
17th July 2009, 05:00
Also, listen to this song next time you're high. It's nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVEwemk-TRU
Sentinel
17th July 2009, 05:30
Fuck you.
:(
Rawthentic
17th July 2009, 05:48
a lot of things seem ironic and stupid when im high. chit chat is waaay up there. but its still fun.
Rawthentic
17th July 2009, 05:51
mary jaaaaaannnneee
Misanthrope
17th July 2009, 06:00
If i could teach the world to be a thug in harmonyyyyyyyyyyy
StalinFanboy
17th July 2009, 20:26
:(
No jk ilu
Il Medico
17th July 2009, 23:09
I was stoned a few days ago and I was in walmart. I was working oddly enough, and I was walking across the store to deliver the other side. This cop kept talking to me, say stuff like "How's it going" and asking if it is hard work. I was freaking out big fucking time. Because :
1. I was stoned and was sure he knew.
2. When I left I had to drive, and if he followed me I would get a fucking DUI
3. I had a dime bag in my pocket
So yeah. That sucked.... the high was good though, and the pot was free.
Nwoye
17th July 2009, 23:53
Also, listen to this song next time you're high. It's nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVEwemk-TRU
mobb deep + sigur ros!!?? what the fuuuuck. everything i know is a lie.
bcbm
18th July 2009, 00:01
Fuck you.
Quit harshing the vibe man.
mykittyhasaboner
18th July 2009, 00:05
I was stoned a few days ago and I was in walmart. I was working oddly enough, and I was walking across the store to deliver the other side. This cop kept talking to me, say stuff like "How's it going" and asking if it is hard work. I was freaking out big fucking time. Because :
1. I was stoned and was sure he knew.
2. When I left I had to drive, and if he followed me I would get a fucking DUI
3. I had a dime bag in my pocket
So yeah. That sucked.... the high was good though, and the pot was free.
Close call.
heh, whats funny is I havent been stoned since this thread started (well at least while I was on revleft anyway), till now.
:redstar2000:
StalinFanboy
18th July 2009, 00:18
mobb deep + sigur ros!!?? what the fuuuuck. everything i know is a lie.
It's a remix done by Emancipator.
StalinFanboy
18th July 2009, 00:19
Quit harshing the vibe man.
But I said "no jk ilu" :(
Misanthrope
18th July 2009, 05:13
Weed is awesome and so is living.
Blackscare
18th July 2009, 05:35
Hit my heinz bong to this song before, which is it's only connection (besides both being mutually awesome) to weed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mya4iMjWe1Y
Is this your work?
Yes'm:)
Misanthrope
18th July 2009, 18:32
Yes'm:)
I like it! :D
mykittyhasaboner
20th July 2009, 00:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxC1OsSmQ8s
:redstar2000::thumbup1:
Pogue
20th July 2009, 00:36
what is this i dont even
mykittyhasaboner
20th July 2009, 01:06
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QWuick change it!!!!
mykittyhasaboner
20th July 2009, 01:11
AH, I can't embed!
Just post the link and highlight it then click the youtube button!!!!!!!
Just post the link and highlight it then click the youtube button!!!!!!!
I did! It isn't working!!
http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs47/i/2009/200/6/1/Saul_by_rockthemandolin.jpg
mykittyhasaboner
20th July 2009, 06:38
Poo
Il Medico
20th July 2009, 06:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2TZwEi5Vqg
Misanthrope
20th July 2009, 19:51
Hit my heinz bong to this song before, which is it's only connection (besides both being mutually awesome) to weed.
Mya4iMjWe1Y
I like it.:)
Robespierre2.0
20th July 2009, 22:59
jesus christ! what the hell are you kids doing? don't you know how dangerous that stuff is?
there was this one kid I knew in school who smoked a whole pack of marijuana cigarettes and got addicted. i wonder what happened to him... he's probably dead or living on the streets now, i guess
Misanthrope
20th July 2009, 23:13
jesus christ! what the hell are you kids doing? don't you know how dangerous that stuff is?
there was this one kid I knew in school who smoked a whole pack of marijuana cigarettes and got addicted. i wonder what happened to him... he's probably dead or living on the streets now, i guess
cool story bro
Anyone think we should make a Stoner user group:cool:
jesus christ! what the hell are you kids doing? don't you know how dangerous that stuff is?
there was this one kid I knew in school who smoked a whole pack of marijuana cigarettes and got addicted. i wonder what happened to him... he's probably dead or living on the streets now, i guess
This is satire, right?
"a whole pack of marijuana cigarettes"! :laugh:
DARE propaganda incarnate.
ÑóẊîöʼn
21st July 2009, 01:45
Anyone think we should make a Stoner user group:cool:
I was thinking of making a "Psychonauts" user group for all things drug-related, but I never got around to it. If there's sufficient interest I might start it anyway, what do you guys think?
Rawthentic
21st July 2009, 03:19
im down for the stoner group. im hella down
Killfacer
21st July 2009, 03:22
I was thinking of making a "Psychonauts" user group for all things drug-related, but I never got around to it. If there's sufficient interest I might start it anyway, what do you guys think?
interested here, i've never been a big stoner but other things have taken my fancy so to speak.
I was thinking of making a "Psychonauts" user group for all things drug-related, but I never got around to it. If there's sufficient interest I might start it anyway, what do you guys think?
I'm in as well, if you make it.
Misanthrope
21st July 2009, 05:14
I'm down for the get down
RHIZOMES
21st July 2009, 06:02
Fuck I find this thread 2 days after running out of weed.
That's my luck...
RHIZOMES
21st July 2009, 06:06
jesus christ! what the hell are you kids doing? don't you know how dangerous that stuff is?
there was this one kid I knew in school who smoked a whole pack of marijuana cigarettes and got addicted. i wonder what happened to him... he's probably dead or living on the streets now, i guess
Fuck you I smoke weed and I'm a university student with goodish grades and i've recently taken on doing like 70-80% of the work involved in running a Workers Party on Campus branch. I do fuckloads of work. Not everyone smokes hash and then immediately becomes an unemployed drop out, it's like thinking everyone who drinks is a raging wife-beating alcoholic.
ÑóẊîöʼn
21st July 2009, 09:52
jesus christ! what the hell are you kids doing? don't you know how dangerous that stuff is?
there was this one kid I knew in school who smoked a whole pack of marijuana cigarettes and got addicted. i wonder what happened to him... he's probably dead or living on the streets now, i guess
Please tell me you are joking...
RHIZOMES
21st July 2009, 09:56
If i could teach the world to be a thug in harmonyyyyyyyyyyy
AWESOME someone else who listens to Bone Thugs while stoned
Misanthrope
21st July 2009, 11:58
AWESOME someone else who listens to Bone Thugs while stoned
Oh hell yeah! but their references to Christianity can get annoying :(
RHIZOMES
22nd July 2009, 07:30
Oh hell yeah! but their references to Christianity can get annoying :(
Yes but they also have lots of occult imagery, lol
Bone Thugs is hands down best music to listen to stoned.
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LOLseph Stalin
22nd July 2009, 07:39
Just popping in to say hi to all you stoners. :lol:
Misanthrope
22nd July 2009, 18:47
Bone Thugs is hands down best music to listen to stoned.
I prefer Souls of Mischief, A Tribe Called Quest, Pharcyde ect
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DreamWeaver
22nd July 2009, 21:36
Strunk like a mofo
Pogue
22nd July 2009, 21:53
i think you should all be ashamed of yourselves!:closedeyes:
Misanthrope
23rd July 2009, 01:57
i think you should all be ashamed of yourselves!:closedeyes:
:(
bcbm
23rd July 2009, 05:39
All of you who responded to Cmde. Mantis seriously (or worse, angrily) have clearly smoked a wee bit too much... you're losing touch with reality. I mean, I don't think you could make a more sarcastic statement... christ.
As for the psychonauts group- yes please.
bcbm
23rd July 2009, 05:43
Also...
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Chapter 24
23rd July 2009, 16:17
I couldn't even say how many chillums I must have smoked yesterday, damn, counting now I'd say thirteen. Got ripped off some 'dro. Right now I'm just chillin, having a cup of coffee after smoking what little that was left this morning.
Right now I wish I was watching these guys:
http://www.minordetailpodcast.com/images/cheechandchong.jpg
Misanthrope
24th July 2009, 03:52
I just smoked some chillums myself, actually. I'm pretty decent
bcbm
24th July 2009, 07:20
I think I'm starting to like light cigarettes.
Knight of Cydonia
24th July 2009, 09:26
how can we type if we were stoned?:confused:
how can we type if we were stoned?:confused:
Are you answering your own question?:D
Misanthrope
25th July 2009, 05:35
I think I'm starting to like light cigarettes.
As am I :(
The Hangover is a funny movie while high. I just saw it a couple hours ago :laugh:
bcbm
27th July 2009, 11:32
Dry. :-(
Knight of Cydonia
27th July 2009, 12:33
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/6153/ill1.jpg (http://img521.imageshack.us/i/ill1.jpg/)
aaaaaarrrgh...my eyes...my eyes.....something's wrong with my eyes...
oh wait, it's just an optical illusion from that picture:rolleyes:
Chapter 24
27th July 2009, 14:00
Currently baked, listening to some good-ass music.
I feel great right now. Nothing feels better than this, honestly.
I mean, really, I'm at the point of high where it is almost impossible to shift my weight and type and shit. But somehow my ear muscles, which are very active right now listening to this music, coordinates with my heart beat, which then pumps out the blood to the beat of that rhythm, thus making my muscles somehow shift to that rhythm. So weird.
I'm sure when I'm sober I will look at that above paragraph and think... "God damn!"
Currently baked, listening to some good-ass music.
I feel great right now. Nothing feels better than this, honestly.
I mean, really, I'm at the point of high where it is almost impossible to shift my weight and type and shit. But somehow my ear muscles, which are very active right now listening to this music, coordinates with my heart beat, which then pumps out the blood to the beat of that rhythm, thus making my muscles somehow shift to that rhythm. So weird.
I'm sure when I'm sober I will look at that above paragraph and think... "God damn!"
Your post count: 420 :lol:
Sarah Palin
27th July 2009, 20:57
Dude my hand is like on the right side, not the left.
My shirt is 100% polyester, and it hurts.
Raúl Duke
28th July 2009, 03:39
Dude my hand is like on the right side, not the left.
My shirt is 100% polyester, and it hurts.
This reminds me when my non-vegetarian (and still not vegetarian; I'm also not exactly vegetarian) said to me that once when he was baked he ate something with meat and said he like "tasted" or "felt" the cow's death or it's feelings when it was dying/about to die..
Chapter 24
28th July 2009, 17:20
Your post count: 420 :lol:
Now that is what I call a fucking win.
Misanthrope
28th July 2009, 17:52
Dry.. but I have a resined up bowl:closedeyes:
which doctor
28th July 2009, 19:02
Bowl resin makes for a wonderful, naturally occurring insurance policy.
RHIZOMES
29th July 2009, 04:22
Brought some weed today, gonna have a nice stoned night tonight after a week and a half of mostly sober hard revolutionary and university work
RHIZOMES
29th July 2009, 09:52
Stoned now :thumbup1:
RHIZOMES
29th July 2009, 11:21
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/4069/elisbur2.jpg
The sort of shit I say on facebook...
EDIT: WTF why is it a huge size.
RHIZOMES
29th July 2009, 11:28
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/4371/eliisbur1.jpg
RHIZOMES
29th July 2009, 11:40
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RHIZOMES
29th July 2009, 11:43
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The most redneck cartoon ever on the air in my humble opinions
Chapter 24
29th July 2009, 14:43
Dry.. but I have a resined up bowl:closedeyes:
Ew... Lol, I hate having to resort to res. Tastes disgusting. It does kind of fuck you up, though.
I guess I'm back to posting again, after one day of not doing so in order to keep my post count to 420. Ah, well, we all have to move on. And besides, who's really going to give a shit if my post count is 420?
Misanthrope
29th July 2009, 18:17
I have some DANK, a little purple on it. Peace =D:wub:
edit: hell yeah
Rawthentic
29th July 2009, 22:30
how much do y'all smoke?
When im at my university, usually daily. Now that im at home for the summer, a few times a week, whenever I have a chance.
RHIZOMES
30th July 2009, 02:51
how much do y'all smoke?
When im at my university, usually daily. Now that im at home for the summer, a few times a week, whenever I have a chance.
It's the opposite for me. I smoked waaaay too much in the holidays, during university I usually don't have the funds or the time. Mind you with Uni I have organizing campus Workers Party shit on top of my coursework
Rawthentic
30th July 2009, 03:27
Yeah, I'd smoke more at home but my folks are here. Even though they know I toke, I don't think they're all too fond of it, so I just smoke when they're not around or while I take a shower.
RHIZOMES
30th July 2009, 05:32
Yeah, I'd smoke more at home but my folks are here. Even though they know I toke, I don't think they're all too fond of it, so I just smoke when they're not around or while I take a shower.
My mother hardly ever comes into my room so I'm pretty sweet
Plus I live at home whether i'm at Uni or whether it's the holidays so...
RHIZOMES
30th July 2009, 09:32
HEY GUYS!!!!!!!
:thumbup1:
RHIZOMES
30th July 2009, 09:57
Execution double niiiiine styles (steadily setting that body underground)
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IrishWorker
30th July 2009, 12:46
AnchroDruggies you are a credit to the struggle:blushing:wankers.
Misanthrope
30th July 2009, 17:31
Fuck off irish.
o hai arizona:wub:
Misanthrope
30th July 2009, 22:21
I've been high all day y.....,,,yes
RHIZOMES
31st July 2009, 02:40
anchrodruggies you are a credit to the struggle:blushing:wankers.
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Chapter 24
31st July 2009, 03:32
Irishworker equals buzzkill.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3yVtPN_p1k
Spasiba
31st July 2009, 07:27
Last night 2 friends and myself got fucked up on the one's new bowl and some G-13, then proceeded to eat barbecue and hot wings while watching passion of the christ. it was... a pretty good time.
RHIZOMES
31st July 2009, 07:36
last night 2 friends and myself got fucked up on the one's new bowl and some g-13, then proceeded to eat barbecue and hot wings while watching passion of the christ. It was... A pretty good time.
fucken sweet.
Spasiba
31st July 2009, 07:42
fucken sweet.
I wholeheartedly recommend it. Although I was high enough to almost miss the whole christianity thing. Jesus seemed like such a cool guy back then! :crying: :D
RHIZOMES
31st July 2009, 08:48
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bcbm
31st July 2009, 09:11
AnchroDruggies you are a credit to the struggle:blushing:wankers.
What's "Anchro?"
RHIZOMES
31st July 2009, 23:32
What's "Anchro?"
i saw it as a typo of "anarcho"
RHIZOMES
1st August 2009, 01:48
I'm downloading the Murder of Fred Hampton, to play at a on-campus Workers Party film screening I'm organizing.
Oh I'm also stoned. What a lifestylist I am!
which doctor
1st August 2009, 02:40
i saw it as a typo of "anarcho"
I saw it as a typo of "arachno"
http://www.trinity.edu/jdunn/spiderdrugs.htm
anyways, just came home with a bunch of free books and am now packing a bowl
What's "Anchro?"
It's how people who think marijuana makes you stupid spell "anarcho":rolleyes:
Two words for everyone: Odessa Balalaikas.
Misanthrope
1st August 2009, 05:02
I'll be weed free for a week. At my grandma's in Florida. :crying:
I'll be weed free for a week. At my grandma's in Florida. :crying:
That sucks; my grandparents smoke weed regularly. As did their parents. My family reunions are golden. :D
Misanthrope
1st August 2009, 05:49
That sucks; my grandparents smoke weed regularly. As did their parents. My family reunions are golden. :D
That's sweet. Do you toke with them?
That's sweet. Do you toke with them?
I do. It was kept secret from me (as has been the tradition, for whatever reason) until I was about sixteen. I always associated the smell of pot with my grandparents, long before I actually associated it with pot itself:laugh:
But yes, whenever I get to go back East (most of my family lives in Baltimore and Philadelphia) to see my family, we always smoke. Good times.
Misanthrope
1st August 2009, 06:16
I do. It was kept secret from me (as has been the tradition, for whatever reason) until I was about sixteen. I always associated the smell of pot with my grandparents, long before I actually associated it with pot itself:laugh:
But yes, whenever I get to go back East (most of my family lives in Baltimore and Philadelphia) to see my family, we always smoke. Good times.
I wish I could do that with my grandparents and parents. They are strongly anti-drug.
Raúl Duke
1st August 2009, 15:31
I'll be weed free for a week. At my grandma's in Florida. :crying:
What part of Florida do you stay at?
Misanthrope
1st August 2009, 16:04
What part of Florida do you stay at?
Suburb of Orlando. No wheels.
Raúl Duke
1st August 2009, 17:04
Suburb of Orlando. No wheels.
oh...I live in SWFL (not at the moment, but any other time you are a prisoner here in Florida while I'm also in Florida I thought perhaps I could help a comrade out) so I can't help you out.
Misanthrope
1st August 2009, 19:43
oh...I live in SWFL (not at the moment, but any other time you are a prisoner here in Florida while I'm also in Florida I thought perhaps I could help a comrade out) so I can't help you out.
That would be sweet man. It's the thought that counts.:)
RHIZOMES
2nd August 2009, 05:19
Goddamn weed made me drink $50 worth of Baileys in a day
RHIZOMES
2nd August 2009, 05:22
Oh yeah me and my mate tried a vaporiser yesterday
we were sooooooooo fucking stoned I have never been that stoned
Bilan
2nd August 2009, 05:23
And we laughed when they called the left a bunch of stoners :lol:
Earlier this afternoon, I rolled a couple spliffs and went hiking in a big gulch near my apartment. I saw six hawks, and...... a fucking cougar!!! And this was before I lit up. It was amazing. I was up on a ledge and it was down a ways in a grassy clearing - there was enough distance between us that I didn't pee myself, but I have never seen a big cat like that... seriously outrageous. I hear about them being spotted around here a lot, but I never thought I'd actually see it.
RHIZOMES
2nd August 2009, 07:32
Earlier this afternoon, I rolled a couple spliffs and went hiking in a big gulch near my apartment. I saw six hawks, and...... a fucking cougar!!! And this was before I lit up. It was amazing. I was up on a ledge and it was down a ways in a grassy clearing - there was enough distance between us that I didn't pee myself, but I have never seen a big cat like that... seriously outrageous. I hear about them being spotted around here a lot, but I never thought I'd actually see it.
I would fucking shower you with rep bro
Misanthrope
2nd August 2009, 23:31
Oh yeah me and my mate tried a vaporiser yesterday
we were sooooooooo fucking stoned I have never been that stoned
Oh hell yeah dude. I want to get one, they're sooo good.
RHIZOMES
3rd August 2009, 05:51
How did I run out of weed in 4 days
when I'm a full time Uni student
ffs
RHIZOMES
3rd August 2009, 07:52
Guilty pleasure: the album "Age Ain't Nothing But a Number" by Aaliyah
especially when stoned
top that
Sand Castle
3rd August 2009, 07:52
OMG everybody listen zomg !1!!!!
I have new ideas for ideologies.
Marijuamunism
Marijuanism
Social Marijuanism
Marijuanicialism
Cannabism
Social Cannabism
Guess what they all involve!
:D:):cool::rolleyes::lol::thumbup1::thumbup::p:blu shing:;)
Misanthrope
3rd August 2009, 08:02
Can't wait untill this Friday.. sitting in my room tossing mad salad. Florida sucks.
OMG everybody listen zomg !1!!!!
I have new ideas for ideologies.
Marijuamunism
Marijuanism
Social Marijuanism
Marijuanicialism
Cannabism
Social Cannabism
Guess what they all involve!
:D:):cool::rolleyes::lol::thumbup1::thumbup::p:blu shing:;)
You should make a group called Cannabism and we should all set it as primary tendancy :p
Sand Castle
3rd August 2009, 08:23
Can't wait untill this Friday.. sitting in my room tossing mad salad. Florida sucks.
You should make a group called Cannabism and we should all set it as primary tendancy :p
How do I do that?
Misanthrope
3rd August 2009, 08:27
How do I do that?
http://www.revleft.com/vb/group.php?do=create
You should make a group called Cannabism and we should all set it as primary tendancy :p
Feh, I hate being associated with the 'stoner' stereotype.:(
Sand Castle
3rd August 2009, 08:34
OK, I made it. How do I display it now?
EDIT: Never mind, I figured it out.
RHIZOMES
3rd August 2009, 11:57
EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS
Carl Sagan, famous astronomer, talking about his weed use
http://www.marijuana-uses.com/essays/002.html
Misanthrope
3rd August 2009, 20:52
He's the man, great essay.
which doctor
4th August 2009, 06:39
Feh, I hate being associated with the 'stoner' stereotype.:(
Yeah, here too. Lots of people I've known never had any idea that I'm a frequent user. Hell, there have been people who nearly every time I've interacted with them, I've been high, but they never had a clue. Needless to say, I don't think I fit the stoner stereotype.
Anyways, I just got high for the first time in 3 days, and that's a long time for me.
Sand Castle
4th August 2009, 07:54
The Cannabism tendency now has four members. It will soon hotbox revleft.
Spasiba
4th August 2009, 08:26
So my best friend and I were smoking at this remote place, there's this development sort of thing going up but it's just a small loop of a street in the boonies. Anyway, it was like 12:30 am at the end of this small road the jut out from the far end of the loop and the police show up around the corner. We freak, it's my car so I'm driving and I start it up in hopes of leaving as we didn't know it was a cop at the time, but were stopped immediately. I got arrested and went to the county courthouse and did crap there and got home at about 3, and they got me for DUI and my friend for possession because it was his stuff, his parents had to pick him up at the spot, I got a taxi home. Apparently I can take these classes, pay a fine, and then hopefully get this struck from my record but fuckitty fuck fuck fuck. Wish I had a joint for one last go, but I'd probably be paranoid as hell.
RHIZOMES
4th August 2009, 10:56
Yeah, here too. Lots of people I've known never had any idea that I'm a frequent user. Hell, there have been people who nearly every time I've interacted with them, I've been high, but they never had a clue. Needless to say, I don't think I fit the stoner stereotype.
Anyways, I just got high for the first time in 3 days, and that's a long time for me.
I'm so poor sometimes I go up to a week and a half without weed :(. I ran out of weed 2 days ago and can't get stoned til Friday and can't buy more until Monday. The bright side is the stuff I'm getting on Monday is a half ounce :thumbup1:
Misanthrope
4th August 2009, 17:30
Spasiba- that sucks man. At least you won't have to take routine drug tests.
Last summer four of my friends and I were in a very small woods at a park. We smoked there all the time. One day we were just going through the routine when we all hear a motor, my friend who was packing the bowl eats the weed and drops the bowl, I and another run out. I start jogging and was just going to play it off as I was playing a game or something but he turned on the sirens and I freaked out. I sprinted with my friend, he went straight and I went right. I ended right back at the park, he followed the friend that went straight, whata dumbass cop.
One of those neighboring the park knew one of us so he told the cops. The cops went to that kids house with the bowl, I don't know how he did it but he got away with it. There's more but moral of the story: don't smoke in woods with five people when there are houses all around it and parents and children at the park fifty feet away.
Scariest moment ever..
Chapter 24
5th August 2009, 01:28
OMG everybody listen zomg !1!!!!
I have new ideas for ideologies.
Marijuamunism
Marijuanism
Social Marijuanism
Marijuanicialism
Cannabism
Social Cannabism
How about just "Rastafarian"?
Misanthrope
5th August 2009, 03:01
How about just "Rastafarian"?
Because I don't want to be associated with homophobic, black nationalist Christians.
Chapter 24
5th August 2009, 03:05
Meh, whatever. You wouldn't smoke a spliff with Burning Spear or Marley?
Plus it rolls off the tongue better than "Cannabism".
Misanthrope
5th August 2009, 03:09
Meh, whatever. You wouldn't smoke a spliff with Burning Spear or Marley?
Plus it rolls off the tongue better than "Cannabism".
Well Marley was anti-racist and I'm not familar with burning spear's politics. I'm not looking to debate it
It's not a serious group, not like we are deciding the name of our child or something
Chapter 24
5th August 2009, 03:13
Well Marley was anti-racist and I'm not familar with burning spear's politics. I'm not looking to debate it
It's not a serious group, not like we are deciding the name of our child or something
For true. I'm not suggesting you should join the Rastafari movement. I can dig the cannabism thing.
Misanthrope
5th August 2009, 04:04
For true. I'm not suggesting you should join the Rastafari movement. I can dig the cannabism thing.
Now you tell me!? I already started to grow my dread locks:crying:
Btw, if you don't mind the intrusion, what part of Illinois are you from? I'm from Crystal Lake myself.
Chapter 24
5th August 2009, 04:12
Ah you live up near Chicago? Well, Springfield represent. Central Illinois is what's up. http://forums.joerogan.net/images/smilies/0.gif
This state's okay. It's just... okay.
Misanthrope
5th August 2009, 04:39
Ah you live up near Chicago? Well, Springfield represent. Central Illinois is what's up. http://forums.joerogan.net/images/smilies/0.gif
This state's okay. It's just... okay.
I'm an hour north of Chicago. Yeah, IL is okay, has good weed though:)
Yeah, so I'm blazed and reading random shit on wikipedia, and somehow or another I find myself on the entry about Bessarabia reading this:
"In 270, the Roman authorities began to withdraw their forces south of the Danube, due to the invading Goths (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goths) and Carps (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carps)."
...and I start cracking up in a room by myself like an idiot, thinking about:
http://quizfarm.com/images/11485535751098112661_areyouGoth%5B1%5D.jpg
...and...
http://www.mdbc.gov.au/subs/fish-info/NFS_Annual_implementation_report2005-06/img/nsw/Harvesting-carp_lge.jpg
...filling up the interior of:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/Belgorod_vlasenko.jpg/300px-Belgorod_vlasenko.jpg
:rolleyes:
RHIZOMES
5th August 2009, 05:47
Yeah, so I'm blazed and reading random shit on wikipedia, and somehow or another I find myself on the entry about Bessarabia reading this:
"In 270, the Roman authorities began to withdraw their forces south of the Danube, due to the invading Goths (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goths) and Carps (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carps)."
...and I start cracking up in a room by myself like an idiot, thinking about:
http://quizfarm.com/images/11485535751098112661_areyouGoth%5B1%5D.jpg
...and...
http://www.mdbc.gov.au/subs/fish-info/NFS_Annual_implementation_report2005-06/img/nsw/Harvesting-carp_lge.jpg
...filling up the interior of:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/Belgorod_vlasenko.jpg/300px-Belgorod_vlasenko.jpg
:rolleyes:
This is now the #1 post in this topic I wish I had first read stoned. That's fucking hilarious.
This is now the #1 post in this topic I wish I had first read stoned. That's fucking hilarious.
:) I'm glad you enjoyed it because I felt like a fucking fool after I posted it.
which doctor
5th August 2009, 12:38
I'm an hour north of Chicago. Yeah, IL is okay, has good weed though:)
From my experiences, the weed that makes its way to illinois is either expensive or schwag. Abundant quantities of reasonably priced good weed is the one thing about the west coast that I'm jealous of.
RHIZOMES
5th August 2009, 13:52
Cannabism represent!
Misanthrope
5th August 2009, 19:52
From my experiences, the weed that makes its way to illinois is either expensive or schwag. Abundant quantities of reasonably priced good weed is the one thing about the west coast that I'm jealous of.
I get well known strains for 20 a gram and 50 or 60 an eighth. This summer my town has been dry and has been getting some shwag but recently I've been getting strawberry cough.. white widow and some bomb no name.:wub: I see where your coming from and everyone says they have the best weed where they live, lol.
which doctor
5th August 2009, 23:18
I get well known strains for 20 a gram and 50 or 60 an eighth. This summer my town has been dry and has been getting some shwag but recently I've been getting strawberry cough.. white widow and some bomb no name.:wub: I see where your coming from and everyone says they have the best weed where they live, lol.
$60 an eighth is pretty common in Chicago for good weed, but the quality varies from batch to batch. I rarely get name-brand weed, but I could care less because it's mostly marketing anyway; anywhere along the supply line a guy can give the weed a name and up the price. When I lived in a more rural part of Illinois all we could usually get was your standard, seedy, mids.
Sixty dollars an eighth?!:lol:
You guys need to come to Washington state.
Misanthrope
6th August 2009, 01:35
Sixty dollars an eighth?!:lol:
You guys need to come to Washington state.
of DANK. I can get 40 an eighth of high mids.
RHIZOMES
6th August 2009, 03:58
I am an apprentice stoner so I still can't wrap my head around the fact I'll have a half ounce on Monday. That much, in my possession. Holy shit.
Misanthrope
6th August 2009, 04:11
I am an apprentice stoner so I still can't wrap my head around the fact I'll have a half ounce on Monday. That much, in my possession. Holy shit.
Are you smoking it all, or selling it? Be careful with that much broseph
of DANK. I can get 40 an eighth of high mids.
Yeah, the funny thing is, I've never met anyone here who charges different prices for different quality bud. I have my usual guy and a few back-ups, and I've had many many different people in the last six years. But its always been the same story. When they have bad stuff, an eighth is forty dollars. When they get top notch stuff, its still forty bucks! I don't know if its just a series of coincidences or if this is commonplace in western Washington. But I'd assume the latter because I've been smoking here for six years and I've never ever seen an exception to this here. But yeah, my family lives in Philadelphia and Baltimore and I know in both places they have to pay different amounts for different quality and everyone I've talked to on the subject from other states/countries says the same. So I don't know, its odd.
RHIZOMES
6th August 2009, 05:26
Are you smoking it all, or selling it? Be careful with that much broseph
Smoking it all, may sell a little to friends only. I know the risk involved and I am going to be super careful but it's gonna save me fuckloads of money, with the current amount of cash I get a week, a weeks supply costs me a 3rd of my weekly wage. And i'm a student so I have like train tickets to Uni and books for my English course to buy and shit. Buying a half ounce means every month after the first month it lasts is an extra $200 in my pocket, basically.
Misanthrope
6th August 2009, 05:36
Smoking it all, may sell a little to friends only. I know the risk involved and I am going to be super careful but it's gonna save me fuckloads of money, with the current amount of cash I get a week, an 8th costs me a 3rd of my weekly wage. And i'm a student so I have like train tickets to Uni and books for my English course to buy and shit. Buying a half ounce means every month after the first month it lasts is an extra $200 in my pocket, basically.
Good thinking comrade. Have fun man. My friend found his parents money stash and stole 600 dollars, a dick move because that money was for a new house and they were in bankruptcy, (typing drunk is hard) but he smoked me up an eighth like everyday of spring break. That kid is fucking awesome:D hell yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. When I get home Friday I'm going to rip bowl after bowl after bowl after bowl until I lose count. Weed is awesome, I just love the feeling of being lifted and listening to "IF I could teach the world"
IiYhxkCcV-0
Chapter 24
6th August 2009, 17:23
I'm an hour north of Chicago. Yeah, IL is okay, has good weed though:)
Yeah, there's good weed, it's pretty expensive for "the good shit" but you can always get decent mids at a decent price.
Funny, I heard in Michigan that when it comes to reggie and the chronic, reggie is more expensive. :confused:
RHIZOMES
6th August 2009, 21:53
Good thinking comrade. Have fun man. My friend found his parents money stash and stole 600 dollars, a dick move because that money was for a new house and they were in bankruptcy, (typing drunk is hard) but he smoked me up an eighth like everyday of spring break. That kid is fucking awesome:D hell yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. When I get home Friday I'm going to rip bowl after bowl after bowl after bowl until I lose count. Weed is awesome, I just love the feeling of being lifted and listening to "IF I could teach the world"
IiYhxkCcV-0
I think the entire Art of War album that is off is amazing to listen to stoned
Misanthrope
7th August 2009, 02:46
Tomorrow.. blueberry kush.. first time smoking in a week :D:laugh:
mykittyhasaboner
7th August 2009, 02:49
Happiness = finding nugs that you didn't even know you had...:thumbup1::thumbup1::thumbup1::thumbup1:
RHIZOMES
7th August 2009, 05:13
Happiness = finding nugs that you didn't even know you had...:thumbup1::thumbup1::thumbup1::thumbup1:
I'll have to be a pretty big stoner before I forget about the weed I have
RHIZOMES
7th August 2009, 12:33
Man it sucks Cannabism isn't a tendency anymore. If Cannabism doesn't count as a tendency (If you read the description it's just anti-capitalists who also think marijuana should be decriminalized), why is Gonzo Communist (An equally awesome tendency), still there?
RHIZOMES
7th August 2009, 14:13
Had a really weird effect happen to me today when I got stoned for about an hour and a half from some weed fragments in one of my pipes. I was in a hot steaming bath listening to "the Chronic" by Dr. Dre. I had the munchies about 30 minutes in, so I decided to prematurely leave the bath while the water was still quite hot. Now usually what happens when I do that when I'm sober is that due to how incredibly condensed in the closed room not to mention really hot the steam is, all the blood rushes to my head, I get quite disorientated and dizzy, and vague fuzzy bright things appear in my vision (Sort of like what you see when you press your fingers on your eyes when they're closed, except they're open). And I generally want to get out of the bathroom as quickly as possible.
Now what happened when I was STONED, however... I forgot to have a towel in the bathroom, so I managed to get someone to fetch one for me (Not usually how it goes but you know I was stoned so I forget things like towels...), so I was standing around waiting for the towel in this suffocating bathroom lol, then when they came with the towel I felt like all of a sudden my vague semi-high had just multipled by x1000000000000000000000000000 within like literally a second, hit me like a train, and the fuzzy bright things became fucking like colourful kaleidoscope-esque visions, and my usually slight disorientation was INCREDIBLY disorientating. I tried reaching for the handle to unlock and my memory isn't too clear of what I was doing but I was basically fumbling all over the place and knocking stuff over and fuck it was weird because I felt like I only had like a 10% awareness of all my senses.
The person was just like "Uhhh I'll leave the towel here" and went back to the living room. :lol::lol:
Then when I got to my bedroom I basically went straight to lay down on my bed semi-nude with a towel over me because I needed to get back to my senses before I could think of attempting to get dressed. And for the next 10 or 20 minutes (Don't remember) I was experiencing this nice strange feeling (It was a nice effect after you're no longer in that fucking bathroom) and I slowly pleasantly floated back down to a normal stoner state. It was a really strange experience because it was unusually intense and it didn't feel like a normal stoned state, but it didn't feel quite like the state I'm in when I leave a hot bath normally either. It didn't just feel like weed effects + in a hot steamy bathroom effects it felt like a completely new experience.
Can someone explain like the scientific reason for why this may have happened
mykittyhasaboner
7th August 2009, 16:53
I'll have to be a pretty big stoner before I forget about the weed I have
Naw you see, this particular small cache of shake and a small nug belonged to someone else before they foolishly left it here. Given that they are out of town for a while, and I was (still am) dry, I smoked it. lol
It made me very happy. :) Dont try and take away my happiness goddammit.
mykittyhasaboner
7th August 2009, 16:56
Had a really weird effect happen to me today when I got stoned for about an hour and a half from some weed fragments in one of my pipes. I was in a hot steaming bath listening to "the Chronic" by Dr. Dre. I had the munchies about 30 minutes in, so I decided to prematurely leave the bath while the water was still quite hot. Now usually what happens when I do that when I'm sober is that due to how incredibly condensed in the closed room not to mention really hot the steam is, all the blood rushes to my head, I get quite disorientated and dizzy, and vague fuzzy bright things appear in my vision (Sort of like what you see when you press your fingers on your eyes when they're closed, except they're open). And I generally want to get out of the bathroom as quickly as possible.
Now what happened when I was STONED, however... I forgot to have a towel in the bathroom, so I managed to get someone to fetch one for me (Not usually how it goes but you know I was stoned so I forget things like towels...), so I was standing around waiting for the towel in this suffocating bathroom lol, then when they came with the towel I felt like all of a sudden my vague semi-high had just multipled by x1000000000000000000000000000 within like literally a second, hit me like a train, and the fuzzy bright things became fucking like colourful kaleidoscope-esque visions, and my usually slight disorientation was INCREDIBLY disorientating. I tried reaching for the handle to unlock and my memory isn't too clear of what I was doing but I was basically fumbling all over the place and knocking stuff over and fuck it was weird because I felt like I only had like a 10% awareness of all my senses.
The person was just like "Uhhh I'll leave the towel here" and went back to the living room. :lol::lol:
Then when I got to my bedroom I basically went straight to lay down on my bed semi-nude with a towel over me because I needed to get back to my senses before I could think of attempting to get dressed. And for the next 10 or 20 minutes (Don't remember) I was experiencing this nice strange feeling (It was a nice effect after you're no longer in that fucking bathroom) and I slowly pleasantly floated back down to a normal stoner state. It was a really strange experience because it was unusually intense and it didn't feel like a normal stoned state, but it didn't feel quite like the state I'm in when I leave a hot bath normally either. It didn't just feel like weed effects + in a hot steamy bathroom effects it felt like a completely new experience.
Can someone explain like the scientific reason for why this may have happened
Dank weed fragments. :lol:;)
RHIZOMES
7th August 2009, 22:45
Dank weed fragments. :lol:;)
It was just average beforehand (Because of the absurdly small amount), and I had been stoned for like... well I think I was 30 minutes into "The Chronic" and I light up at the beginning so 30 minutes.
mykittyhasaboner
8th August 2009, 00:08
From my experience, THC is an ambivalent substance in reference to dosage and effects. It's very likely that this was just one of those times you got pretty stoned for a little bit and didn't expect it, especially coming from a small amount. If it was just average before the "climax" then it was just weed that comes on slow and then hits you, fairly common I think.
I can't think of any other explanation for the experiences you describe anyways.
JazzRemington
8th August 2009, 04:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK9GPTY3dM8&feature=player_embedded
ÑóẊîöʼn
8th August 2009, 22:30
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Misanthrope
9th August 2009, 03:51
Blueberry kush.
RotStern
9th August 2009, 04:02
Californian Red Comrades Red like the Red star!!
also my friends WHITE WIDOW I BURN WHITE WIDOW AS IF THEY WERE THE WHITE ARMY:)
Gurped out gerbil, slurping pure sherbet, slur.
RHIZOMES
9th August 2009, 14:28
Posts: 1,420
Misanthrope
9th August 2009, 19:19
Gurped out gerbil, slurping pure sherbet, slur.
exactly.
Misanthrope
10th August 2009, 00:54
why is everyone dry!!!!!!!!!!! D: D: D: D;
RHIZOMES
10th August 2009, 02:34
FUCK
I was gonna get my half ounce today, but my dealer can't make it today. And every other day is inconvenient for me since I can only meet my dealer midday and I have shit to do in the city in the evening on every other day.
FUCK
which doctor
10th August 2009, 03:10
got high and watched Lyndon LaRouche on public access today, was quite entertaining.
RHIZOMES
10th August 2009, 05:02
got high and watched Lyndon LaRouche on public access today, was quite entertaining.
That is definitely something I'm doing next time I'm baked.
Fictional
10th August 2009, 12:40
City weed sucks.
/ragequit
Raúl Duke
10th August 2009, 16:33
Can't wait to get back to Florida so I can start an attempt to buy myself some bud.
Currently I am in a similar position as Wolves of Paris was when he was in Florida...
(how ironic)
Fictional
11th August 2009, 09:26
I want to go to Amsterdam, but apparently it's touristy and sucky.
RHIZOMES
11th August 2009, 09:51
Awesome, I'm eating some hash brownies with a comrade tomorrow. That'll cheer me up :)
RHIZOMES
11th August 2009, 09:54
Everyone stoned should check this out
http://blog.okizoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/supercoolpic.swf
Misanthrope
11th August 2009, 16:46
Can't wait to get back to Florida so I can start an attempt to buy myself some bud.
Currently I am in a similar position as Wolves of Paris was when he was in Florida...
(how ironic)
But back home now, I know how it feels man.. as I spark this bowl:)
RHIZOMES
11th August 2009, 19:36
Ever since I've been dry I've noticed I've been less motivated to make 5+ paragraph in-depth theoretical posts and instead have been making more one-liner troll posts
Coincidence?
RHIZOMES
11th August 2009, 19:49
http://www.revleft.com/vb/putting-cannabism-back-t114815/index.html?p=1515970#post1515970 (http://www.revleft.com/vb/../putting-cannabism-back-t114815/index.html?p=1515970#post1515970)
We've lost the battle :(
Tomhet
11th August 2009, 22:00
I don't smoke grass anymore, but I do enjoy smoking Kratom.
Misanthrope
12th August 2009, 00:38
I'm stoned.
RHIZOMES
12th August 2009, 07:41
I had weed fudge at 2:30 pm, it's now 6:41 pm and I'm still tripping balls
mykittyhasaboner
12th August 2009, 20:36
^lucky...im in a bit of dire situation as far as weed, but....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzwku2K79_E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzwku2K79_E)
RHIZOMES
12th August 2009, 23:56
We went to the top of Mt. Eden (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Eden) yesterday when we were tripping balls and my mind was blown at seeing Auckland from such a high vantage point, and the giant fucking crater in the middle of the mountain.
Misanthrope
13th August 2009, 00:42
God damn.. blueberry kush is bomb.
which doctor
13th August 2009, 07:05
I've driven over 1000 miles these past 3 days, but I got to see an awesome meteor shower where I was and I can't even see any stars where I live.
RHIZOMES
13th August 2009, 09:35
I've driven over 1000 miles these past 3 days, but I got to see an awesome meteor shower where I was and I can't even see any stars where I live.
AWESOME BROOOO
<ArizonaBay> HEY GUYS
<Polishsoviet> hey AB
<Kukulofori> i'm gonna have to sleep on this o-o
<ArizonaBay> what UP
<ArizonaBay> o-o
* Kukulofori is now known as Kukuloforzzz
<Polishsoviet> I'm good. Yourself?
* ArizonaBay is now known as Kukulofori
<Kukuloforzzz> well fuck you too :|
<ArizonaBay> lol
<ArizonaBay> :}
<Kukuloforzzz> :]
<Kukuloforzzz> night.
<ArizonaBay> ;D
RHIZOMES
13th August 2009, 09:58
<Comradealastair> i have proof that Arizona Bay is currently under the influence of drugs
<ArizonaBay> who
<ArizonaBay> wait fuck
I think I just blew my cover in IRC lol
Chapter 24
13th August 2009, 14:33
Hmmm...
I'm pretty high.
Listening to some Warren G.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH7VpsumYEc
Some Frank Zappa.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-E6FDf9GkA
Severed Savior.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SKVK-36vlw
RHIZOMES
13th August 2009, 22:11
PhIDbgv19y4
Misanthrope
15th August 2009, 00:09
I'm straight lifted right now. Hell yes.
Misanthrope
16th August 2009, 01:08
stoned:)
RHIZOMES
16th August 2009, 02:33
Playing some Mafia Wars while high listening to "Only Built 4 Cuban Linx" by Raekwon. Feels good man
RHIZOMES
16th August 2009, 03:15
Listening to the soundtrack to the SNES Shadowrun game while high is an exhilerating experience.
v8Ec4sJBsPc
yCKyjZMtG5o
ItVAyXzWkLM
RHIZOMES
17th August 2009, 09:06
BUZZKILL TIME
My friend's parents, after practically turning his room over, found his half-ounce of weed he'd brought a few days before, took it off him and told his boss about it so he'd get fired.
And his bong too
Misanthrope
17th August 2009, 18:56
BUZZKILL TIME
My friend's parents, after practically turning his room over, found his half-ounce of weed he'd brought a few days before, took it off him and told his boss about it so he'd get fired.
And his bong too
They told his boss? What good does that do? Why don't they just kick them out of the family ffs.
I've been dry lately, can't scrap any money together.. or resin.
LeninBalls
17th August 2009, 22:04
i took nutmeg, am feeling it now and it fucking SUCKS
ÑóẊîöʼn
17th August 2009, 22:56
BUZZKILL TIME
My friend's parents, after practically turning his room over, found his half-ounce of weed he'd brought a few days before, took it off him and told his boss about it so he'd get fired.
And his bong too
Oh yeah, getting him fired from his job is sure to turn him into a productive member of society... NOT! :rolleyes:
gorillafuck
17th August 2009, 23:05
BUZZKILL TIME
My friend's parents, after practically turning his room over, found his half-ounce of weed he'd brought a few days before, took it off him and told his boss about it so he'd get fired.
And his bong too
That really, really fuckin' sucks:(
which doctor
17th August 2009, 23:47
i took nutmeg, am feeling it now and it fucking SUCKS
I've taken nutmeg twice before and probably will never do it again. I usually sleep for 14 hours and have the worst dry mouth, but there is definitely a spacey high to it.
ÑóẊîöʼn
18th August 2009, 01:14
Hmmm, a sensimilla/chronic hybrid. Feels good man.
RHIZOMES
18th August 2009, 06:36
They told his boss? What good does that do? Why don't they just kick them out of the family ffs.
I've been dry lately, can't scrap any money together.. or resin.
he got his job because his parents were friends with the boss
they were like O NO SPENDING HIS MONEY ON DRUGS
He is a very sheltered middle-class teenager lol
Black Dagger
18th August 2009, 07:33
Cocaine traces found in 90 per cent of greenbacks
August 18, 2009 - 12:02PM
US paper currency is roughed up and often soiled in circulation, but a study has found that about 90 per cent of greenbacks contain traces of cocaine, giving new meaning to the term "dirty money".
That is a nearly 20 per cent jump over the findings of a similar study conducted two years earlier in which 67 per cent of dollar bills were shown to contain cocaine traces, say researchers who presented the study at the annual National Meeting of the American Chemical Society on Sunday.
The startling discovery points to the continuing widespread use of cocaine in the United States, one of the world's biggest consumers of the drug.
The capital, Washington, topped US cities, with 95 per cent of banknotes analysed from there found to contain minute amounts of cocaine.
Money is known to get contaminated with cocaine when drug dealers make a transaction or when users snort the drug using a rolled bill.
But the study said the large-scale contamination takes place when the notes are whisked into currency-counting machines.
Evidence of the drug were more common in large cities such as Baltimore, Boston and Detroit, while the cleanest bills were collected from Salt Lake City, Utah, the country's Mormon hub.
"To my surprise, we're finding more and more cocaine in banknotes," said lead researcher Yuegang Zuo of the University of Massachusetts in Dartmouth. He suggested the rise might be due to the economic downturn, "with stressed people turning to cocaine".
The United States topped cocaine levels found in bank notes collected from more than 30 major cities in five countries that also included Canada, Brazil, China and Japan.
The scientists, who used a modified form of a lab instrument called a gas chromatograph-mass spectrometer for their measurements, said they found "alarming" levels of cocaine in many areas.
Second in line was Canada, where 85 per cent of 27 banknotes studied showed drug traces, ranging from 2.4 micrograms to more than 2530 micrograms - the largest amount found but still less than a ten-thousandth of an ounce - of cocaine per note.
Brazil came in third at 80 per cent, while China and Japan had the lowest levels, at 20 per cent and 12 per cent contamination respectively.
Amounts found in the 234 US banknotes analysed ranged from .006 micrograms - thousands of times smaller than a single grain of sand - to more than 1240 micrograms of cocaine, or the equivalent of about 50 grains of sand, per bill.
Mr Zuo downplayed any health or legal concerns linked to the apparently poor job drug dealers are doing at laundering their money.
"For the most part, you can't get high by sniffing a regular banknote, unless it was used directly in drug uptake or during a drug exchange," Mr Zuo said.
"It also won't affect your health and is unlikely to interfere with blood and urine tests used for drug detection."
The study could help increase public awareness of cocaine use and help curb its abuse by assisting law enforcement agencies and forensic specialists to identify how the drug is used in a given community, he said.
Cocaine is one of the most commonly used drugs in the world. In the United States, about 6 million people consume cocaine on a regular basis each year, for a total of 259 to 447 tonnes worth $US35 to $US70 billion ($84 billion).
AFP
Oh and pinned - why the drunks and not the stoners?
RHIZOMES
18th August 2009, 09:32
Oh and pinned - why the drunks and not the stoners?
I was wondering that!!!
hey guys you know we are like the pre-sticky old vanguard of the Stonertalk Thread now
Soon there will be apprentice stoners who will have never remembered a NON-stickied Stonertalk thread.
RHIZOMES
18th August 2009, 09:58
HAHA GUYS!!!
THE WORKERS PARTY WERE INVOLVED IN A PALESTINE RALLY
Check this wanker out
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs154.snc1/5730_122017388678_588613678_2247989_692449_n.jpg
Obvious troll!!!
Il Medico
19th August 2009, 03:47
I got baked today with a friend of mine, good times.
which doctor
19th August 2009, 05:11
Am I the only one who cringes when they hear someone mention twitter or tweeting in oral speech?
RHIZOMES
19th August 2009, 05:21
Am I the only one who cringes when they hear someone mention twitter or tweeting in oral speech?
Yep trendy yuppie alert
Since I started Uni I've befriended so many trendy proto-yuppies it's sad...
RHIZOMES
19th August 2009, 05:32
With so much drama in the L-B-C it's kinda hard being Snoop dee oh double gee
Misanthrope
19th August 2009, 19:14
i smoke kush i pop beans
ÑóẊîöʼn
19th August 2009, 20:35
"pop beans"? Is that slang for farting?
Misanthrope
19th August 2009, 20:37
lol no. IM SO STONED RIGHT NOWWWWW:lol:
which doctor
19th August 2009, 20:49
"pop beans"? Is that slang for farting?
it's slang for taking ecstasy
Raúl Duke
19th August 2009, 20:54
Now I'm stranded once more in Florida...soon I must begin my search for bud.
Misanthrope
20th August 2009, 03:23
http://www.fantomcomics.com/inv3ii3.png
Il Medico
20th August 2009, 04:06
Now I'm stranded once more in Florida... I am sorry, I am so sorry.
RHIZOMES
20th August 2009, 04:34
Man I must one day visit Florida to see how bad it is
which doctor
20th August 2009, 05:25
I've been to Florida before, I never want to go back. It's easily the most miserable part of the US I've ever been too.
Il Medico
20th August 2009, 06:40
I've been to Florida before, I never want to go back. It's easily the most miserable part of the US I've ever been too.
It is probably the most miserable part of the world. Only a masochist would choose to live here.
RHIZOMES
20th August 2009, 10:33
Me in MSN, watching Alice in Wonderland
WTF AT FLOATNG IN OCEAN OF HER OWN TEARS WTF
LMAO @ COLONIALIST DODO
i remember my mum being like
those birds are extinct
and I was like
:3
wait fuck typo
:(*
FUCK
Misanthrope
20th August 2009, 20:27
Florida really isn't that bad.
Il Medico
21st August 2009, 03:13
Florida really isn't that bad.
Says the guy in Illinois.
Andrei Kuznetsov
21st August 2009, 03:25
Florida is the slimy, unwashed, uncut cock of America. I hated living there and visiting there still gives me the willies.
I couldn't sleep, so I roasted and went for a walk around 5-something-AM. To make a long story short, a squirrel barked at me. A squirrel. barked. at me.
LeninBalls
21st August 2009, 15:02
I spent the last hour coughing up blood and bloody phlegm. :(
I spent the last hour coughing up blood and bloody phlegm. :(
er...what
LeninBalls
21st August 2009, 15:09
Fuck I meant to post this in the say what you thread. But yes, I spent an hour this morning vomiting and spitting out blood.
Misanthrope
21st August 2009, 22:46
Fuck I meant to post this in the say what you thread. But yes, I spent an hour this morning vomiting and spitting out blood.
That happened to a buddy of mine who was on like a three day adderall binge.
Andrei Kuznetsov
22nd August 2009, 06:46
Y'all. Dead Can Dance. At 1:45am at night. Feels good man.
That happened to a buddy of mine who was on like a three day adderall binge.
adderall binges and ecstasy?:huh:
Not the wisest shit to fuck around with....
which doctor
22nd August 2009, 16:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkIoJZdKIAE
Misanthrope
22nd August 2009, 19:37
adderall binges and ecstasy?:huh:
Not the wisest shit to fuck around with....
http://dailybail.com/storage/_Tyrone20Biggums.jpg
Andrei Kuznetsov
22nd August 2009, 21:42
That Alice in Wonderland video is fuckin' cash.
Manifesto
23rd August 2009, 08:09
I always thought that was a bong since I was a kid.
bcbm
23rd August 2009, 09:12
Somebody stole my bag which contained a nice dub of weed last night. The first we'd I'd bought in a month. Ugghh. :(
Also my toothbrush. So much ragin... just gotta smoke a bowl.
Misanthrope
25th August 2009, 00:25
sweet avatar^ shitty situation :bored:
Just got back from a stressful first day of school and football practice.
"when the stress eats my brain just like acid rain drops mary jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop.."
Sarah Palin
25th August 2009, 03:02
I must reccomend having a listen to Funkadelic's Maggot Brain whilst baked. Tis amazing.
RHIZOMES
25th August 2009, 05:20
I must reccomend having a listen to Funkadelic's Maggot Brain whilst baked. Tis amazing.
Been there done that
My grandfather calls me stoned out of his mind every day and tells me stories I've heard 20932394 times.
I'm dry for the first time in forever :(
RHIZOMES
25th August 2009, 08:19
Woew being high I finally get why people obsess about the band Tool now
RHIZOMES
25th August 2009, 08:41
http://j.photos.cx/stalin-ee0.gif
RHIZOMES
25th August 2009, 08:43
6E4GEpF06kY
RHIZOMES
25th August 2009, 09:28
nk2wViKSh_M
Misanthrope
26th August 2009, 00:06
gonna go smoke:)
Misanthrope
26th August 2009, 01:35
yo hello
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