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Dhul Fiqar
28th May 2003, 15:23
Check out the link below for the song, it's kind of hard to get and I'm not sure it's released anywhere, if you know if it was released and if I can buy the CD let me know!

Tom Waits and Peter Murphy - Christmas Sucks! (http://www.che-lives.net/users/dhul-fiqar/christmass.mp3)

Here are the lyrics, mucho fantastic!

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"Oh, give me a noose I can hang from the tree! I need no excuse to end my misery, this holiday season is all the more reason to die!

Oh, pull up a stool, lend an ear to a fool, who once found some solice in the season of Jule. This holiday season is all the more reason to cry...

I put on my mittens, one green and one red, and I walk alone where they bury the dead. The snow falls as I grieve, it's a gothic, deathrock Christmas Eve.

The bottle is empty, the sleigh has a flat! The stripper in my bed is ugly and fat! Her tassles are tangled, and what's worse my "jingle" won't "jangle".

This time of the year makes me sick to my guts, all this good cheer is a pain in the nuts! When it's your career to be down in the dumps, tidings of comfort and joy...

REALLY SUCK!!!!!

I feel like St. Nicholas is pulling my leg... This thing we call Christmas is a sorry, black plague!!! This holiday season is all the more reason...........

TO DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(Edited by Dhul Fiqar at 11:25 pm on May 28, 2003)

RAGING BULL
28th May 2003, 21:00
I thought I was the only Tom Waits fan here.

MiNdGaMe
28th May 2003, 21:45
These are very funny, its punk:
Nerf Herder - Santas Got A Mullet
Nerf Herder - I've Got a Boner For Christmas