Iraq Song- (Taken from Bremner. Bird and Fortune!)

[RAM]

Sung to the tune of national brother hood week: -

I apologise for some bad spelling!

All the sonnies hate the shears
All the shears hate the sonnies
And the Muslims hate the Christians
And it’s enough to make a general cry!

Buts its Iraqi democracy
Something you gotta see
Hundreds of hosts groups leave in perfect harmony now
Saddam Hussein has gone and its now rule from the Pentagon its Iraquits there back and apple pie
All the sheites hate the Barthist
All the Saddamist hate the Royalists
There’s no room for the loyalists or anybody from Iran

Cos its Iraqi democracy, land of the young and free
Choose and candidate who’s name is Achmed Shaliby
The least that you can do is vote for who we want you to
We made you free, now don’t upset the plan

All the sadoists hate the sisternists
And the Darwinists hate the scariest and the Americanists hate the Islamist and everyone hates the Kurds
Its Iraqi democracy, a new theocracy
Instead of shooting USA they go to mosque 5 times a day hey
That doesn’t fit the plan, It’s like the Taliban
Look out cos when the Muller’s cry Jihad
We might prefer the government they haaaaaaaaaddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!


(Edited by RAM at 3:21 pm on May 19, 2003)


(Edited by RAM at 3:23 pm on May 19, 2003)

[LOIC]

The least that you can do is vote for who we want you to
We made you free, now don’t upset the plan

It summarizes the situation.
Democracy? My ass!

[RAM]

I know!

[chamo]

You simply have to love that show as well as "Have I Got News For You". Tough shit that the series is over.

Here is a very good link for most of their songs as well as said "Iraqi Democracy" http://members.lycos.co.uk/cgecommand/

What will it take to end this farce,
Remove your head from Bush's arse,
Oh yes, I remember it well!

(Edited by happyguy at 2:03 pm on May 20, 2003)