Fourth of July goody bag [Archive]

Blackscare

3rd July 2009, 00:26

Here's a list of some delightful stuff I have gathered for this weekend (all contained in an awesome black backpack that says "serve the people" in red chinese characters under Mao's visage done up che-style in red outline).

1) Nearly brand-new bong
2) Dry, combustible americun flag stolen from town hall last night
3) Spraypaint
4) change of pants+shirt
5) toothbrush
6) 3 eighths of shrooms

My only problem: No one's answering their fucking phones!

FUCK!

Communist Theory

3rd July 2009, 00:33

You deserve your CC membership.

Vahanian

3rd July 2009, 00:41

yo sir are a fucking genius:thumbup1:

Blackscare

3rd July 2009, 00:49

Thank you!
It's a good thing shit isn't pulling through anyway, I'll be happy when it's actually the 4th and I still have all this stuff. It will be much more satisfying :D

Communist Theory

3rd July 2009, 01:01

Well the cops are now looking for a black bag with Mao on it.

Most likely.

Blackscare

3rd July 2009, 01:17

If the local cops were good able to find me based on a revleft post, I'd either shit my pants or give them a fucking medal.

More Fire for the People

3rd July 2009, 01:21

July 4th = one of the best holidays ever. It's up there with Guy Fawkes day.

mykittyhasaboner

3rd July 2009, 02:51

That is the best fucking goody bag I've ever seen. I want one, I want one. Now.

3rd July 2009, 03:24

If the local cops were good able to find me based on a revleft post, I'd either shit my pants or give them a fucking medal.

Sorry for "destroying it to you":lol: but cops can track you down easily they will need a warrant to press you charges etc etc but they can find you easily.They can do it down here, not there where they have those sophisticated programs etc etc.
So yeah shit your pants!!:lol:

Fuserg9:star:

ʇsıɥɔɹɐuɐ ıɯɐbıɹo

3rd July 2009, 03:36

Sounds like you've got a fun night plan, but as much as I want pictures I fon't think it'd be wise to post them.:D

Os Cangaceiros

3rd July 2009, 03:37

My girlfriend and I bought a shitload of fireworks yesterday...I can't wait to set some drunks on fire with a roman candle, flare gun, M80 or well-placed shot with a mortar.

Oh, who am I kidding...we haven't had a good fireworks war 'round these parts in a good five years or so. :(

I'm in the wilderness currently, however, so I can't engage in any drug-induced sabotage and general tomfoolery.

(Unfortunately).

3rd July 2009, 03:42

Os Cangaceiros

3rd July 2009, 04:29

I used to be known as Agora77.

3rd July 2009, 04:31

I used to be known as Agora77.

Ohh see?I know agora77, but i have no idea who that explosive guy was:lol:
those name changings are really confusing

Manifesto

3rd July 2009, 05:01

I planned on drinking (not a druggie at all and I cannot get drunk for whatever reason) and maybe get in touch with the pyro in me (nothing serious they are already pressing down around here for a recent fire that burned down a building not me). JK I am being forced to go to one of those family outings with my dad so I can't.

Manifesto

3rd July 2009, 05:03

If I did do drugs that would be one hell of a bag. But how often do people do shrooms anymore?

Vahanian

3rd July 2009, 06:10

my plan is to blow shit up all day

LOLseph Stalin

3rd July 2009, 06:14

my plan is to blow shit up all day

Burn the flag. Those bible-thumping Conservatives would really shit bricks then.

ÑóẊîöŉ

3rd July 2009, 07:12

Shrooms? Watch out for gazebos! :lol:

Comrade B

3rd July 2009, 07:35

Dry, combustible americun flag stolen from town hall last nightI like these flame retardant new flags, I used Axe spray on the last one a burned, one before that was fucking big as shit and was in a protest, we dumped gasoline over it. It looks pretty fucking cool.

I think I will have to find some people to do my annual flag barbecue with.

edit:
just remembered my friends are making a light "thing" which I think I might wrap in a flag again.

Don't buy your flag by the way, get it proper, from some big ass rich house

More Fire for the People

3rd July 2009, 07:57

The 4th of July is when all Americans support a Revolutionary War against an Imperialist power.

Dimentio

3rd July 2009, 13:08

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/american-flag.jpg

Dr Mindbender

3rd July 2009, 16:59

was i the only one who thought they saw 'jade goody bag' for a second? :lol:

I was going to post in the 'fuck the 4th' thread till Fuser closed it. All of you 4th bashers should be grateful, yours will be over in less than 2 days.

I have another 9 to endure.... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twelfth)

:(

Manifesto

3rd July 2009, 19:34

The 4th of July is when all Americans support a Revolutionary War against an Imperialist power.
Then that country becomes the biggest imperial power in the world. And on my other post I had to say not me in case a cop or somebody from my town saw that since there is a $5,000 reward for whoever finds out who did it.

Dimentio

3rd July 2009, 22:10

Then that country becomes the biggest imperial power in the world. And on my other post I had to say not me in case a cop or somebody from my town saw that since there is a $5,000 reward for whoever finds out who did it.

All liberators eventually tend to turn into oppressors.

Was'nt it Jefferson who said that a revolution will constantly be needed?

gorillafuck

3rd July 2009, 22:13

And on my other post I had to say not me in case a cop or somebody from my town saw that since there is a $5,000 reward for whoever finds out who did it.
Why would you say this?

Manifesto

4th July 2009, 00:34

That is why I had to say not me. In the other post if I just left it like that it would sound like I did by saying "it is hard for me to start fires right now because a building burned down in my town" could be used against me if like I said a cop or someone from my town saw that after I saw that one guys post of how cops could easily track people down on websites. And I have my city right there and there are like only 3 of those in the country so pretty easy to narrow down.

Manifesto

4th July 2009, 00:45

I was pretty tired when I wrote that(had an all-nighter).

Jack

4th July 2009, 00:52

Vegan cookouts FTW!

I plan on having a Loyalist celebration, by dressing up as Redcoats and waving British flags, with signs that say "Honk if you're a Loyalist".

Of course, noone will do it with me. But there's a Tea Party in my town that day, if you guys have any ideas on how to crash it.

Dr Mindbender

4th July 2009, 01:06

I plan on having a Loyalist celebration, by dressing up as Redcoats and waving British flags, with signs that say "Honk if you're a Loyalist".

.

Thats more or less what will be happening here in 9 days time.

With bonfires and old men parading is silly orange sashes.

jake williams

4th July 2009, 07:22

But there's a Tea Party in my town that day, if you guys have any ideas on how to crash it.
Literacy?

Thunder

4th July 2009, 10:24

I'm gonna hijack this thread:
Does know of any good tracks I can print out and hand to people?

I remember last christmas, kids were passing out Christian tracks at my college.

I printed out some "atheist tracks" I found online and passed them out. :thumbup::laugh:

Spasiba

4th July 2009, 23:04

My friend got some alleged G-13, we have bottle rockets and fire crackers, and there are flags everywhere today, and I intend to burn many of them. The only problem is he's a liberal!

Sand Castle

5th July 2009, 04:23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_90B3Q_gmSs

This looks fun, for a few minutes. Then fire gets boring.

Communist Theory

5th July 2009, 05:53

I watched a 25 minute fireworks display and it wasn't even the one for my city some guy paid for it out of pocket it was crazy. I think it was Oprah maybe because she owns a house on the lake I was at.

Blackscare

5th July 2009, 20:46

Was'nt it Jefferson who said that a revolution will constantly be needed?

You're thinking of Trotsky :p

Sarah Palin

7th July 2009, 17:08

Jefferson did say though that
Every generation needs a new revolution

I wonder if he'd think the same thing in the 21st Century.

Anyway, my fourth included a barbeque and 25 minutes of mediocre fireworks. Eh the burgers were good. And that's about all.

Misanthrope

7th July 2009, 17:44

If I did do drugs that would be one hell of a bag. But how often do people do shrooms anymore?

I do.

shrooms ftw..