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Comrade B
30th June 2009, 05:35
Make jokes about CEOs, politicians, and other douches.
I know this has been done before, but the threads are all long dead, lets see if you have anything new


How do you make a CEO Shake?

1 CEO
20 dollar bills
1/2 a cup of milk
1 blender
Honggweilo
30th June 2009, 12:14
1 CEO
20 dollar bills
1/2 a cup of milk
1 blender

Laaaaaaaaame
Bilan
30th June 2009, 14:45
It hurts.
Revy
30th June 2009, 15:15
Why do they call him Bernie Madoff?

Because he Madoff with all my fucking money.
bellyscratch
30th June 2009, 15:22
Why do they call him Bernie Madoff?

Because he Madoff with all my fucking money.

even lamer than the other one :D
Bilan
30th June 2009, 15:26
If this keeps making me cringe, I'm going to close it.
scarletghoul
30th June 2009, 15:27
why do businessmen carry breifcases

because breifcases dont have any legs
Bilan
30th June 2009, 15:29
:lol::lol::lol:
WIN
Dr Mindbender
30th June 2009, 15:34
what takes four strokes before it goes stiff?

Princess Margaret.



Who's the fastest reader in the house of commons?

Norman Tebbitt, he did 4 stories in less than 10 seconds.




The queen mum goes to heaven where she meets Princess Di. She asks, ''ooh thats a nice halo, can i get one?'' to which Di replies ''fuck off you old whore, its a steering wheel!!''
Liberal
30th June 2009, 16:15
What is a Marxoid's favorite movie?

DOGMA
Bilan
30th June 2009, 16:18
You mean that Ben Affleck film about religion?
That actually is a pretty good film from what I remember of it.
#FF0000
30th June 2009, 16:31
Dogma was alright. Used to love it but now I think it's sort of preachy, or something.
Pirate Utopian
30th June 2009, 16:33
I thought it was one of Smith's lesser films. I perfer Clerks 2.
Bilan
30th June 2009, 16:34
I never watched Clerks 1 or 2. Apparently they're quite good. But...still. Didn't watch it.
#FF0000
30th June 2009, 16:48
how many rich ppl does it take to screw in a litebulb

none cuz rich ppl r dum lolololol
An archist
30th June 2009, 16:50
I thought it was one of Smith's lesser films. I perfer Clerks 2.
There's a clerks 2? Nice:cool:
Bilan
30th June 2009, 16:55
how many rich ppl does it take to screw in a litebulb

none cuz rich ppl r dum lolololol

I'm voting against you in the next mod elections for this.
Honggweilo
30th June 2009, 17:13
What is a Marxoid's favorite movie?

DOGMA
You must be a hit with the ladies you witty stud
Pirate Utopian
30th June 2009, 17:15
There's a clerks 2? Nice:cool:
Yes. You didnt know? It's been out for years now.

oMVAc0pgnOw
Angry Young Man
30th June 2009, 17:31
I have a feeling Haywood's fingers is gonna be on the chopping block for this thread!

Russians have some great rich people jokes. See Russian humour on wikipedia and go to new Russians.

There's two yuppies in a cafe in Moscow. One says 'do you like my new tie? It cost £200.' (change to rubles for yourself. icba)
The other responds 'mate, you were ripped off. You could have paid twice that in that shop down there!'
Comrade B
30th June 2009, 18:31
Wow, "liberal" of all the places to troll, you picked a section which was jokes?
well, I guess you belong in the joke section.
Angry Young Man
1st July 2009, 12:42
I have to say that Dogma is one of my favourite films. Matt Damon was proper fit in that film!