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Glenn Beck
27th June 2009, 23:57
This insightful paragraph written by brilliant intellectual Johann Hari really made me think:


The myth of Che Guevara is seductive and lush. It's the story of an Argentinian rich-boy who was so shocked by poverty he became a Robin Hood fighting alongside the poor, until eventually he was murdered by the CIA. But the reality of Che Guevara is very different. The facts show that he was a totalitarian with a messiah streak, who openly wanted to impose Maoist tyranny on the world. He was so fanatical that at the hottest moment in the Cold War, he even begged the Soviet Union to nuke New York or Washington or Los Angeles and bring about the end of the world.

Bring out your authentic Che quotes!

I'll start:

"I am not a liberator, liberators don't exist, I want to nuke everyone" - Ernesto "Che" Guevara

"The only solution to the terror and misery of imperialism is global nuclear war. Only in the cleansing flames of atomic radiation can humanity be liberated from capitalism and imperialism" - Ernesto "Che" Guevara

scarletghoul
27th June 2009, 23:59
"The reason I am a marxist is because I love to kill." - Ernesto "Che" Guevara
"I have great respect for Mao Zedong, not least because he killed more people than Stalin and Hitler combined, and thus came closer to ending the world which is my ultimate goal." - Ernesto "Che" Guevara

Pirate Utopian
28th June 2009, 00:00
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard" - Che Guevara.

Killfacer
28th June 2009, 00:01
"It's just a thriller! Thriller night" - Ernesto Che Guevara

F9
28th June 2009, 00:05
"OMONOIA LAOS PROTATHLIMA"-Fuserg9

Killfacer
28th June 2009, 00:08
"i will rain down chaos on the world luntil it is but glass, i will creat a new Soddom and Ghamora" - Ernesto Che Guevara

Eva
28th June 2009, 00:23
http://i39.tinypic.com/2ryj2pt.jpg

Yazman
28th June 2009, 00:24
"omonoia laos protathlima"-fuserg9

omonoia are godlike!

scarletghoul
28th June 2009, 00:43
greatest picture of all time

Spartacus2002
28th June 2009, 05:37
"I hate money it's a fucking fetish"
- Che

Bright Banana Beard
28th June 2009, 05:40
"Stalin and Mao are the greatest liberator of all time!" - Che

black magick hustla
28th June 2009, 15:27
http://i39.tinypic.com/2ryj2pt.jpg

i almost spitted my drink at this btw this is brilliant

F9
28th June 2009, 15:35
"BR is a lier, i m not an idiot"-Che

Pogue
28th June 2009, 15:53
"If I was a rich girl, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, well I'd have all the money in the world, if it wasn't a fucking fetish" - Che Guevara

scarletghoul
28th June 2009, 16:20
" to kill is to live. in order to live life to the full you must kill as many people as possible" - Ernesto "Che" Guevara

BOZG
28th June 2009, 16:30
"That BOZG guy, he's a fucking badass" - Che

Sugar Hill Kevis
28th June 2009, 16:32
http://i39.tinypic.com/2ryj2pt.jpg

Isn't this from the Lion King?

Pirate Utopian
28th June 2009, 16:52
"That BOZG guy, he's a fucking badass" - Che
"I'm a compulsive liar" - Che

BOZG
28th June 2009, 16:56
"I'm a compulsive liar" - Che

Ah, but maybe he's lying about being a compulsive liar!

Pirate Utopian
28th June 2009, 17:21
Like a compulsive liar would do?

Pogue
28th June 2009, 20:05
Like a compulsive liar would do?

Certainly not. What sort of liar would say that?

Pirate Utopian
28th June 2009, 21:10
One who lies.

Idealism
28th June 2009, 21:43
"Who said I was a liar? I sure didn't." -Che

Killfacer
28th June 2009, 22:00
the voice at the start is Che:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90GxgdiUJdI

Ultra_Cheese
28th June 2009, 22:54
This is my favourite: "For us there is no valid definition of socialism other than the abolition of the existence of the human race by nuclear weaponry."

Guerrilla22
29th June 2009, 08:48
http://i39.tinypic.com/2ryj2pt.jpg

:laugh: I would thank this if I could. I came up with the idea for this and the first quote in this thread btw. ;)