Diss the member above you

[the last donut of the night]

I'm sure that Rev Left is blessed with a large number of poets or rap-aficionados. So I'm thinking that it would be nice to have a thread where people write 6 line cyphers to diss the users before them. In case you don't know, a cypher is a couple of rhymes whose first line rhymes off the previous cypher's last line. Basically, all is fair. You only have to make fun of others. To spice it up, add some leftist content.:lol:

[Pirate Utopian]

Yummy, yummy, yummy
I got love in my tummy
And I feel like loving you.
Love is such as sweet thing
Good enough to eat thing
And that's what I'm gonna do.

[bellyscratch]

This is a sexist thread :rolleyes:

[Trystan]

Sid Vicious was a bloody moron
But that doesn't rhyme with anything . . .
Erm . . . .
Hmm . . .
Umm . . .
Well . . . will that do?

[Panda Tse Tung]

Trystan is an anal lube
Thats why he plays halo in a Cube
Sex sex sex
Trystan isn't getting any.

The end.

[Communist Theory]

Mao Chi X
He's Mao
He's Ho Chi
He
Is My
Ex.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Pity Mao Chi X
He is obsessed with sex
Thinks himself a killer but he gonna be nex'

Go to Chit-Chat
Post a lolcat
Shocking links posted and brix were shat

My rhymes they be crap
Can't beatbox nor rap
So I'm off to nap - after I fap

[Jack]

Read everything in here to the beat of "The Hood" by Dead Prez.

NoXion ain't flyin'
cuz he ain't fly
not gtfo before you die
Fuckin' punk
yeah, nigga
how do you figga?

[gorillafuck]

Noxion, his rhymes are crap
It's like listening to a gorilla fap
He think's he's da shit
But I think he should quit
....cuz' if the glove don't fit, you must acquit...?

[Panda Tse Tung]

Hammer 'n pickle, got shit shoved up his face.
He aint nothing, too chicken to keep up the race.
With yo stupid-ass hamster, thinking your all gangster.
Well i got something to say to you, your even more stupid then my 8-year old nephew.

[ls]

MaoChiX looks like sex and kathamandu on fire so he wobbled his legs then three big reds came along to recruit him into the IWW so yo they could make capitalism rubble

..but maochix kept saying sex and they got real vexed, downhearted, tossed and farted. Now alone in the streets buying meat made out of lawnmowers, grass with popcorn hotporn sledgehammers and prints of prison bars with pics of hot czars on them.

[Killfacer]

LS is foolish!

[Pogue]

My name is MC Haywood and I endorse this game.

Look at this boy, chatting like he's strong
Criticising maochix acting like its on
Hardly knows the beef, first one cussing
First one reporting to admin logging off blagging he's some chief
I've never met an anarcho as worthless
as that shook mothafucka known as ls

[Pirate Utopian]

Smackity smack
Your shit is wackity wack
So I smackity smack
Untill your face crackity cracks



No love for the Das EFX style?

[Chapter 24]

You're fuckin' clown shoes, holmes.

[the last donut of the night]

Hahahah. I'm liking this. Just remember that you have to rhyme off the previous person's last line.

[the last donut of the night]

There's something wrong with your flow; skill -- that's what it lacks
To hear the Pirate is as painful as toes stabbed with thumb tacks
Also, you should remember that when true poets rap
they don't use the same syllable often -- they don't take lyrical naps

Pirate Utopian? That's a horrible name, I have to say
Likely, you're a viking social-democrat, with no true ideas to lay
Either that or you're the only Somalian swashbuckler
who reads Chomsky AND mises.org, just like some dumb toddler.
You're full of contradictions,
and theoretical frictions
not even a good introduction:)

[Pirate Utopian]

I'll show this function
A strange conjunction.
Woopty doop
You smell like poop.
And oranges.

[Post-Something]

RedManatee can't function
His identity is like luncheon
soft and smushy
barring on pushy
he latches on whatever he can grasp

But we all know this shit won't pass

So I ask RedManitee to reply to me,
why the fuck you start this thread in full sobriety
when you know you're the worst in the crew.

And when this thread is done, you're ass is through,
cause I'll purge ya

I'll start with a little purge here
and a little purge there
then my whole fucking cominterm will cum in your hair


you'll be sucking my vanguard dick with your prole face.

[yuon]

This is a sexist thread :rolleyes:

I concur. Also, it's starting to become a little homophobic...


you'll be sucking my vanguard dick with your prole face.

[RedAnarchist]

I changed the thread title. Also, bigoted comments are unacceptable and will be the cause of a verbal warning.

[the last donut of the night]

Why did you change it? It was just fine. About the bigoted comments: do you watch any comedy at all? It's joking. This site must be one of the most anti-bigoted organizations out there. We get it; it's a joke. Please, calm your nips:)

[the last donut of the night]

Post-Something is so ambiguous; he can't win this lyrical race
I'm like luncheon? Yes, I'm a full damn meal,
Complete with all the required nutrients,
Force, Grandeur, Dignity, Swiftness; for me, these things do make sense

You'll purge me? nah man, the opposite is happening
You swallow my style, yet you never be returning
My skills, you greedily keep them to yourself
like a small, gray-haired ugly elf

Please, stop these replies;
Go back home, well-cushioned in your lies
And leave me be, to fish the bigger fish
While you get high off cheap weed and listen to some bad Phish

[Honggweilo]

Post-Something is so ambiguous; he can't win this lyrical race
I'm like luncheon? Yes, I'm a full damn meal,
Complete with all the required nutrients,
Force, Grandeur, Dignity, Swiftness; for me, these things do make sense

You'll purge me? nah man, the opposite is happening
You swallow my style, yet you never be returning
My skills, you greedily keep them to yourself
like a small, gray-haired ugly elf

Please, stop these replies;
Go back home, well-cushioned in your lies
And leave me be, to fish the bigger fish
While you get high off cheap weed and listen to some bad Phish
Why dont you just choke on the self-important-vegan-burger that i just SURRRRVDD UUU!

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

you'll be sucking my vanguard dick with your prole face.

http://files.myopera.com/mini_gamer1896/albums/576508/This%20is%20why%20we%20can%27t%20have%20nice%20thi ngs.jpg

[ls]

You wish you were the bomb, you wish you were a tom-ate-o but you just couldn't part with your human body ay though your big floppy nipples, and freckly dimples.. so you ran in a cart off the edge of the pier into the sea where the fishes wouldn't fear you dear you tear for you near you they wear you and smear you (with yeast extract).

[Mujer Libre]

About the bigoted comments: do you watch any comedy at all? It's joking.
If you laugh at bigoted jokes I think you need to take a close look at yourself.

And Noxion- I feel your pain. :crying:

[Panda Tse Tung]

It's called dissing >_>. He's not seriously suggesting that he sucks his 'vangaurd dick' with his 'prole face'. >_>. Anywayz:

Mujer Libre is much too serious, he thinks he's all something due to his Admin status.
Maybe you should try being a little less tight, so that you might just see that these folks are all right.
Or you could get out and visit town, cause then you'll realize you are acting like a fucking clown.
Thinking your all though and strong, you aint, nothin. You're shit is weaker then whats rolling off off Pirate's tongue.

[Pirate Utopian]

Oh shit look what you done
You said my name and I have come
to diss, smash, destroy and dismiss
Punk, you're on my shitlist
Of the pirate, you cant get with this
So who gives a fuck about Mao Chi X?
Punch him in the face and break his neck
Putting fools in check
And I never hesitate to put a sucka on his back
I slam through the door, off the hinges
And toss you in a blender like oranges

[the last donut of the night]

If you laugh at bigoted jokes I think you need to take a close look at yourself.

You have to find the difference between laughing at bigoted actions and laughing with them. In fact, if your thinking train goes on long enough, you can't laugh at any jokes. Fart jokes aren't funny because people don't like the smell of farts or the person farting may have a gastrointestinal problem. Fat jokes aren't funny either, because we can't make fun of others. Watching America's Funniest Videos isn't funny anymore because the people did get hurt. Then, will your political correctness prevent you from ever laughing again? Yes. This is JOKING. If you don't like it, then you can just leave.:D

[Killfacer]

You have to find the difference between laughing at bigoted actions and laughing with them. In fact, if your thinking train goes on long enough, you can't laugh at any jokes. Fart jokes aren't funny because people don't like the smell of farts or the person farting may have a gastrointestinal problem. Fat jokes aren't funny either, because we can't make fun of others. Watching America's Funniest Videos isn't funny anymore because the people did get hurt. Then, will your political correctness prevent you from ever laughing again? Yes. This is JOKING. If you don't like it, then you can just leave.:D

Wrong answer. Shut the door on your way out.

[Pirate Utopian]

Homevideo shows are never funny only annoying

[ls]

..haliborange terry's chocolate orange, a whinge that's what this is

all big people have ma-ssive fringe

they call on the door, a massive fore-head in bed terry wogan's street cred is up for the next sled..

..DOWNHILL, just like yours, no point in asking cuz you'll end up indoors (house arrest) aha with a lot of big fans, cooling you down while you eat frangipans turning you bourgeoisie, b to the g, you wait and see

[Honggweilo]

Mujer Libre = Free Woman.
pwnd

[Angry Young Man]

DR+1 eats far too many prunes
Because his arsehole doth not exit waste
His ring was sealed all this month of June
'Tis pity, Decon doth indulge the taste
His mama hath the openest of legs,
And many nights has she torn off my kecks.

I bet nobody else can get it in iambic pentameter! Like Shakespeare and Marlowe yomamafying!

[the last donut of the night]

I started this thread, Killfacer. Naturally, it seems odd for you to tell me to leave. It's also annoying how some leftists get pissed off by this. I can't simplify it more for you: it's a joke. We are not racist, homophobic, sexist. So calm down, ok? Go watch some Comedy Central and actually liberate yourself from your own political correctness. I mean, you are one bad ass motherfucker.

[ls]

Comedy central is not screened over here, also it must be noted that sometimes while bigoted humour is meant in an ironic way, if it isn't actually funny then you doubly deserve to be run over by a pizza van.

[gorillafuck]

DR+1 eats far too many prunes
Because his arsehole doth not exit waste
His ring was sealed all this month of June
'Tis pity, Decon doth indulge the taste
His mama hath the openest of legs,
And many nights has she torn off my kecks.

I bet nobody else can get it in iambic pentameter! Like Shakespeare and Marlowe yomamafying!
A quick check of the profile can tell you someones gender.

[Angry Young Man]

DR+1 eats far too many prunes
Because her arsehole doth not exit waste
Her ring was sealed all this month of June
'Tis pity, Decon doth indulge the taste
Her mama hath the openest of legs,
And many nights has she torn off my kecks.

I bet nobody else can get it in iambic pentameter! Like Shakespeare and Marlowe yomamafying!

Fix'd

[Module]

Most of these= cringe
but this

Pity Mao Chi X
He is obsessed with sex
Thinks himself a killer but he gonna be nex'

Go to Chit-Chat
Post a lolcat
Shocking links posted and brix were shat

My rhymes they be crap
Can't beatbox nor rap
So I'm off to nap - after I fap Funny.

Edit:
I started this thread, Killfacer. Naturally, it seems odd for you to tell me to leave. It's also annoying how some leftists get pissed off by this. I can't simplify it more for you: it's a joke. We are not racist, homophobic, sexist. So calm down, ok? Go watch some Comedy Central and actually liberate yourself from your own political correctness. I mean, you are one bad ass motherfucker.No, you go liberate yourself from your own ridiculous self-denial. You can't be anti-racist/sexist/homophobic and still perpetuate racist/sexist/homophobic prejudices by your stupid jokes. Sorry!
If you can't say something funny without it being at the expense of certain socially disadvantaged groups then obviously it's you who needs to "go watch some Comedy Central".

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Yo,

Homophobic lines man I don't be ratin'
Kinda sounds like my homeys be hatin'

I got rhyme but no beat to clean up this battle
Once I get in gear y'all be slaughtered like cattle

No corporate shill this shit's straight from the soul
My mind it be sharp and my heart's as black as coal

Does rap have a chorus?
I ask you my friends
There's nothin' left for us
Let's be makin' amends

Now I be runnin' out of conversational steam
Ideas that once be fresh now be fadin' like a dream

Jus' one mo' ting 'fore I get up and go
Inspired by the writin' o' sista Desrumeaux

I'm just a damn mod the world I can't fix
But I can say right now - knock it off you pricks

[the last donut of the night]

Comedy central is not screened over here, also it must be noted that sometimes while bigoted humour is meant in an ironic way, if it isn't actually funny then you doubly deserve to be run over by a pizza van.


I fully agree. All these jokes are spoken ironically. Like when you call a friend names, you don't actually mean he is stupid, ugly, etc. Same thing here.

[the last donut of the night]

NoXion, I'm really hurt that you called me a prick. RedAnarchist, please give him a verbal warning. This user is also offensive to people who like pinch, or prick, others. So bigoted.

[Module]

Don't be a stupid little shit. If you can't respond with something well thought out and intelligent then just don't reply at all.

[Killfacer]

I started this thread, Killfacer. Naturally, it seems odd for you to tell me to leave. It's also annoying how some leftists get pissed off by this. I can't simplify it more for you: it's a joke. We are not racist, homophobic, sexist. So calm down, ok? Go watch some Comedy Central and actually liberate yourself from your own political correctness. I mean, you are one bad ass motherfucker.
You laugh, as do i.

The problem with what i find funny and what you, yourself find funny is that it's essentially sexist.

I have 8 infraction points for the moment, nearly all of them are received for the kind of crass humour your trying to make yourself known for.

I've stopped, i can only hope you stop...now.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

NoXion, I'm really hurt that you called me a prick.

Aw, diddums.


RedAnarchist, please give him a verbal warning.He'll have to warn a few other as well, since this thread is called "Diss the member above you (see whut I did thar)"


This user is also offensive to people who like pinch, or prick, others. So bigoted.You know, for someone who starts "diss" threads you're remarkably thin-skinned. I could have cussed a blue streak in my rhyme but I didn't. I just dropped shit (herp derp) then the final word, like a punch in the gut.

I can't give you a dead arm over the internet, so I go with next best available thing. :lol:

[ls]

I fully agree. All these jokes are spoken ironically. Like when you call a friend names, you don't actually mean he is stupid, ugly, etc. Same thing here.

No some of the jokes aren't spoken ironically here in an acceptable way, that was my point.

[the last donut of the night]

The only thing that I would love to know is why the name of the thread was changed. I know why 'man' was changed to 'member', but why the "(see whut i did thar)"?

[Lacrimi de Chiciură]

Red Manatee,
So outa this shit we should Ban-a-tee
Red Manatee,
Be startin' homophobic threads
Prolly just a white boy with dreads,

Liberalz be watchin' Comedy Central
NOw I be gettin' al dentro yo' mind
Time to see what I can find,
Rid the Manatee,
cuz he spoutin' too much profanity.

[the last donut of the night]

Red Manatee,
So outa this shit we should Ban-a-tee
Red Manatee,
Be startin' homophobic threads
Prolly just a white boy with dreads,

Liberalz be watchin' Comedy Central
NOw I be gettin' al dentro yo' mind
Time to see what I can find,
Rid the Manatee,
cuz he spoutin' too much profanity.

My lines never included the ''homophobic'' material. It was another member. Please check what actually happened before you make fun of others. Ban-a-tee? Alright, that shit should be banned.

[Killfacer]

Red Manatee is a homophobe
Mouthin off gays all around the globe
He's a racist, who also hates females
He sens around bigoted emails.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

[the last donut of the night]

How am I racist?

[Pirate Utopian]

RedMantee cheers for genocide
He likes it when non-white people die
He hates homosexuals and women too
He kicks puppies and forces grannies to eat his poo
He burns a cross, bombs an abortion clinic
RedManatee is totally sick
I saw him killing a kitten with a stick
That fucking prick
He shouts heil Hitler while jerking off
And fantasising about the holocaust
He hates everyone not a straight white male
He judges you for even the smallest details
RedManatee is made of fail

[the last donut of the night]

RedMantee cheers for genocide
He likes it when non-white people die
He hates homosexuals and women too
He kicks puppies and forces grannies to eat his poo
He burns a cross, bombs an abortion clinic
RedManatee is totally sick
I saw him killing a kitten with a stick
That fucking prick
He shouts heil Hitler while jerking off
And fantasising about the holocaust
He hates everyone not a straight white male
He judges you for even the smallest details
RedManatee is made of fail

Although normally I would be pissed off, because you don't even know my race, or how interact with other people of other races, or even if I am a nazi (which would be quite strange, as you don't see many of those reading Leo Tolstoy or discussing Marxism), I am not. After all, we're here to diss, so by all means do so.

[Sugar Hill Kevis]

Raps without rhymes are hot

[the last donut of the night]

I cheer for genocide?
That's a grave offense, it's like sentimental suicide
Because I don't; have you ever heard me say so
I just started a thread, hoping to see some creativity, some flow
But all the shit I get are these name-callers
Who don't know funny from a bigoted holler

It's funny when you call me racist without accusation
Because that's more offensive to those in this nation
Who actually suffer from true hate
So before you go apeshit, pay attention to the others' state

And leave me be
Because you don't know how I be
Am I a member of the BNP?
No, I'm a committed Christian Communist
(that's right a theist)
And I was in the May Day
Fighting for the latinos' rights and their right here to stay.

I try my best
And I admit my raps aren't the greatest
But I do like being truthful
Because the truth is bullet-proof
So I don't care for too much assholes
I got my own. You are all childish like new-born foals

[More Fire for the People]

RedManatee would be a wanker, but he can't find tweezers to wank his dick.

[Angry Young Man]

How am I racist?

I've seen the conical hat in your pants drawer and all the skrewdriver on your itunes.

In case you haven't got it, they were winding you up.

[Pirate Utopian]

RedMantee
He kicks puppies
He eats babies
And for fun he infects people with rabies
Using a syringe
And he thinks his shit dont stink

[Panda Tse Tung]

Pirate Utopian thinks he's so Dopian,
Never ever sex sex sex,
thats why he puts his car in wax.

That was purposely horrible. Just keeping the spirit alive :p.

[Pirate Utopian]

Mao Chi X must wanna get wrecked
But the pirate is on the attack
Putting suckas in check
And breaking a neck
Or two
So what the fuck you wanna do?
Fuck you.

:cool:

[NecroCommie]

You naughty person.

[Pogue]

twat

Why you rolling with that pussyole?
Moving with that pussyole?
Chatting with that pussyole?
I told you he's a pussyole
So you know he's a pussyhole
Your still with that pussyole
So you must be a pussyole

[Panda Tse Tung]

Suckin on a fag, rocking on a rag, dancing with some lag and tapping you with a rack!

disclaimer: suckin on a fag = smoking a cigarette

[Pogue]

Suckin on a fag, rocking on a rag, dancing with some lag and tapping you with a rack!

disclaimer: suckin on a fag = smoking a cigarette

Most inappropriate choice of words ever.

[Black Dagger]

It's not really inappropriate, it's actually kind of a clever wordplay :blink:

[Mujer Libre]

It's not really inappropriate, it's actually kind of a clever wordplay :blink:
Indeed. Definitely the least offensive thing in this thread...

[Panda Tse Tung]

:blushing:
*bows top audience*

I hereby wish to be referred to as either:
Mr. Rhymalot
The great rhymini
or
The rhyme king of revleft.

[Sentinel]

Mr. Rhymalot

How about a name change?

[LOLseph Stalin]

I can't make a rhyme
but I can say the member above me is really lame
:p

[Angry Young Man]

How about a name change?

I say we put it to referendum. I'll open up a poll and after a week, if the chitchatizens say yes, MCX has to change his name to sir Rhymalot.


Solidarity with Iran's mama so ugly, the doctors thought his grandma expelled the placenta before giving birth.

[WorkInProgress]

Sex Sex Sex = the mind of Mao Chi X
Concocts rhymes about anal lube
Zomg...such a boob
filled with want and fear
(p.s. he likes it in the rear)

Pirate Utopian
has a fallopian
tube
He lost the other one
one day
having some fun

[Pirate Utopian]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Workinprogres... go play in traffic.

Like a boss! :cool:

[Sarah Palin]

Pirate Utopian Smells
I'll rhyme that last line with "bells"
Now I'm kind of stuck
Man does this "diss" suck.

And to save my reputation as the obvious king of Revleft dissery, his mother is fat.

[the last donut of the night]

Sex Sex Sex = the mind of Mao Chi X
Concocts rhymes about anal lube
Zomg...such a boob
filled with want and fear
(p.s. he likes it in the rear)

Pirate Utopian
has a fallopian
tube
He lost the other one
one day
having some fun


Apparently, I get blamed for homophobia, but nobody has even gotten bothered about this. :thumbup1:

[ls]

Apparently, I get blamed for homophobia, but nobody has even gotten bothered about this. :thumbup1:

RedManatee is a catholic
he made a massive cake with thick
buttercream, it was mean but it was made wrong
shaped like an oblong
it tasted like cricket poop
heineken soup
Redmanate is a catholic, don't let his massive insanity bat your eyelids for you quick
and your welcome for using up my time to rhyme because it's so good yours are bad likeyo food.

[the last donut of the night]

Indeed I am a Catholic
I won't lie about it; I won't be a fearful tick
I am proud of being a follower of Christ
And that I don't follow the 21st century lie (atheism is a lying heist)

[Panda Tse Tung]

[QUOTE=Angry Young Man;1481329]I say we put it to referendum. I'll open up a poll and after a week, if the chitchatizens say yes, MCX has to change his name to sir Rhymalot.
[QUOTE]
lol, sure.

[Pirate Utopian]

RedManatee burns down an orphanage
And jerks off to the carnage
He loves Hitler, Mussolini and Franco too
And there is nothing bastardly he doesnt do
He stabs baby chickens with a pen
He's the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
He'll eat your face
Says he does it for the white race
And if that isnt enough for you
RedManatee smells like poo

[the last donut of the night]

Pirate Utopian is a fool
He likes to murder baby seals because he is a tool
After killing cute animals he goes on to kids
He especially enjoys to hit them with mason jar lids
He makes fun of others
But then he leaves Revleft to suck on cow udders
After that he kills the cow and eats its baby
That makes him very lazy
Then he thinks Klan rhymes with pen
And it doesn't; he's the one hurting the hen
I can't rhyme too good
But I'm better than this member, who likes to cut down rainforest wood

[Pirate Utopian]

If you dont kill baby seals they'll kill us. :closedeyes:

[Il Medico]

To all above me, and below me.

FACT: I am awesome.
FACT:I am more of a Indie/rock/pop guy.
FACT: I don't attempt to rap, because I would suck (but in an awesome way).
FACT: In comparison to me, you all suck.
FACT: You all suck period.
FACT: With out my personal awesomeness to hold your egos up, you would all commit suicide.
FACT:Without me you would all FUCKING DIE!

So to sum up for the mentally challenged (most of you):
YOU SUCK, I AM AWESOME, GET OVER IT.
:p

[Pirate Utopian]

What CJ said but about me instead.

[Il Medico]

But then he leaves Revleft to suck on cow udders
After that he kills the cow and eats its baby
That makes him very lazy
This makes no sense. Killing a cow and butchering a calf might be cruel, but it is a lot of work. Why didn't you just use a more sensible word like 'crazy'?

Oh, yeah. It is because your a Republican, I forgot. However, given your illiteracy (because as everyone knows, Republicans are idiots... well everybody except Republicans) the relatively good spelling is impressive. Bravo to both you and your spell check!

Love, Captain Jack

P.S: As I said in my previous post, you all suck. Btw, PU stop attempting to pass my awesomeness off as your own. :cool:

[Pirate Utopian]

:crying:

[ls]

Pirate utopian might bop you one
for fun and he mopes about the house when pumpkins seed, they are scattered round the house during halloween
he times his oven cooking, all day long he takes the moral highground even when he's wrong hello ok, time to eat when we meet
you'll find a exploitable annointable loveable bubble-y beady-eyed catfish
slender, talented, god-chinned showstoppers are peppered smoked salmon parcels are harmless rascals not for coppers
and you are a pie in my eye you fly

[Pirate Utopian]

Huh?

[ls]

huh is all you can say to my awesome raps n baps of bread what you want styled font gets in your way?

every day no matter what we got your wanting spree covered fully smothered, communist disses mono-spreading kisses destroying mises freaks, they need to have their beaks dipped in hot oil oh that's good no food for you for three days until your new species transplant is paid for laid down frown no drownage of you yet, but don't bet on it it's a threat still hell loose no loosey goose but a moose instead is on the loose trying to act like a fully accedited pilot and it's pirate, utopian acting like a pie again, a fully accredited hen in the making from the transplant raking in the disses and washing filthy dishes with his fishes

[Pirate Utopian]

It was more like huh? as in "wtf did he try to say?"

[ls]

..I could do this all day
pirate utopian zombie hunter onion bunyip turnip hernia narnia warrior starfish
dangerous cars to destroy planets like mars, he commandeers while drinking beers
but this is all in his mind, timed wrongly he could blow up the whole world and fold over into nothingness o wot a diss!

[Pirate Utopian]

Diss RedManatee, it's even funner cause he's a homophobic racist sexist.

[Angry Young Man]

FACT: I am awesome.
No you're not, you're crap. You're the Michael McIntyre of this forum's MTW. Pirate or Jazzratt is probably the Frankie Boyle. I need a comprehensive list of chatizens. I'll say I'm Russell - the juvenile one.


FACT: In comparison to me, only Donna Noble sucks.
Fixed


FACT: You all suck period.
If you don't mean menstrual blood, punctuate!



FACT: With out my personal awesomeness to hold your egos up, you would all commit suicide.
Yup - you inflate our egos by the ease of humouring you.


I SUCK, A.Y.M IS AWESOME, GET OVER IT
Fixed

[the last donut of the night]

Diss RedManatee, it's even funner cause he's a homophobic racist sexist.

I think you're just shitting in your pants because you know that Is is awesome. At least compared to you.

[ls]

I think you're just shitting in your pants because you know that Is is awesome. At least compared to you.

..who? the name is LS not Is you kid! you can't kid a kidder so why even bother cannon fodder hot under the collar? bopped like plopper
pirate utopian is my main man in action, he takes the banks by storm like something outta red faction
redmanatee is living in vanity doesn't get my name right has no shame catholic communism is a blame game for shame insane brain inhumanity profanities roll off my tongue like dolph lundgren if he was young and fun
g-force in your pants when you think of these rants is amazing, glazing like donuts, no nuts nut allergies aren't fun don't limit me with these allergies with your catholic no-fun

[Pirate Utopian]

I think you're just shitting in your pants because you know that Is is awesome. At least compared to you.
I'd make love to you if you werent homophobic.

[Il Medico]

I'd make love to you if you werent homophobic.
Fuck em anyways! Just for the irony!:laugh:

[Angry Young Man]

Hey let's plague RM's profile with gay porn!

[Il Medico]

YES!:laugh:

[Pirate Utopian]

Hey let's plague RM's profile with gay porn!
He'd totally flip in homophobic rage!:lol:

[TheCultofAbeLincoln]

You suck.

[Angry Young Man]

Yea! flip his COCK out!

[Sarah Palin]

I don't have a rhyme for angry young man
so fuck that guy

[Il Medico]

And how the hell am I supposed to rhyme qwtzrl?:confused:
Since it has come to this....
FUCK YOU QWTZRL!
No offense, no offense.

[Sarah Palin]

Suck a bag of dicks, my good sir.

[Angry Young Man]

qwtzrl can't find rhymes for man
what a spack he is.
He was conceived because his mam
Sat on a drip of jizz,
And abortion didn't go to plan
Cos the hanger strangely missed

[Pirate Utopian]

:lol: You are suprisingly gangsta AYM.

[Black Dagger]

Stop using dick-sucking as a diss.

Last warning kids.

[Angry Young Man]

:lol: You are suprisingly gangsta AYM.

Really? I thought that if I said that in a rap battle I'd have to do it dressed as a regency fop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnPfgX82GmM

[Il Medico]

Really? I thought that if I said that in a rap battle I'd have to do it dressed as a regency fop.

JnPfgX82GmM
Very Good, but this man is a master.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4nPQHm2ZfM