Say What You Want Thread IX

[F9]

9th so quick...We are gonna need a new name soon!:lol:Too many latinic number symbols!:lol:
So yeah i let this thread opening with just two phrases..

OMONOIA LAOS PROTATHLIMA
gamo to apoeRl

[Angry Young Man]

1st reply. And after that it's X - XI - XII - XIII - XIV - XV - XVI - XVII - XVIII - XIX - XX And so on. When you get to 40, that's XL.

[Trystan]

I like your quote.

[Angry Young Man]

Merci beaucoup. It's because, typically people will say something like '...is to blame Jesus for the inquisition' or other such abominations, and Cliff Richard is the utmost of the Christian ghastly births. Why don't we ever blame liberalism for Robespierre?

[Il Medico]

I was such a dick in the last thread. Sorry, couldn't help myself.
And....
Yay! Post #5 and #500

[Killfacer]

4th reply, so soon after the last one...

[Bright Banana Beard]

I like to be horny, because I find myself so sexy and touché.

[Bilan]

Sunshine Cleaning is a good film. Go see it.

[hugsandmarxism]

Man, I want to post anime gifs, but they'll just get edited out by haters :(

[which doctor]

god damn house centipedes are creepy motherfuckers, and they're crawling around my house

http://bugguide.net/images/cache/DH4H1H5HJHQL9ZXL4Z0L4Z4H6ZGLWZ5LHRUHWZUHFHNHRRNHLR 4LUZ4LHR9HRRWHLREHVZPHRR7L1ZXLHREH9Z.jpg

[Il Medico]

god damn house centipedes are creepy motherfuckers, and they're crawling around my house

http://bugguide.net/images/cache/DH4H1H5HJHQL9ZXL4Z0L4Z4H6ZGLWZ5LHRUHWZUHFHNHRRNHLR 4LUZ4LHR9HRRWHLREHVZPHRR7L1ZXLHREH9Z.jpg
You know what would be worse? Being that lizard facing your buddie's granddad.
http://jahandost.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/arthropleura.jpg

[Module]

first page!
I am feeling pretty good this morning. I got up at about 7:15, I haven't gotten up that early since I was at school! But it's a nice feeling.
College orientation days the day after tomorrow! Eek!

[Mujer Libre]

first page!
I am feeling pretty good this morning. I got up at about 7:15, I haven't gotten up that early since I was at school! But it's a nice feeling.
College orientation days the day after tomorrow! Eek!
Boohoo. :crying::lol:

I have tutorials at 7.30am 40mins+ from my place. When I have a day shift it starts at 7am.

Next year my hours will get even worse. *plays the world's smallest violin for Des* :P

Also, what does one wear to a graduation? I'm having a dilemma. Most people seem to wear a suit. My mum suggested a sari, but I have no idea if it looks okay with a gown. Argh.

http://www.bollywoodvogue.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/saree1.jpg
Hmm... At least we don't have to wear trenchers...

[Pirate Utopian]

Cliff Richard is the utmost of the Christian ghastly births.
6OsL6HLyCqM

[An archist]

Stagebottles are coming to my town this summer!!!

Sometimes antisocial, always antifascist!:D

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

The Devil has the best music.

[yuon]

Also, what does one wear to a graduation? I'm having a dilemma. Most people seem to wear a suit. My mum suggested a sari, but I have no idea if it looks okay with a gown. Argh.


Hmm... At least we don't have to wear trenchers...
I strongly suggest either not going, or wearing any old ratty clothing (so long as you have a place for a good book).

Seriously, boring as hell, and not worth it, especially as you'll get your cert. anyway...


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[Mujer Libre]

I strongly suggest either not going, or wearing any old ratty clothing (so long as you have a place for a good book).

Seriously, boring as hell, and not worth it, especially as you'll get your cert. anyway...
Pfft, I've been working towards this degree for seven years. I will be milking it for all its worth, and going to every graduation dinner, cocktail party and group reunion that I can.

[Jazzratt]

That's the ticket. Do they do free food and/or drink at those events?

[Sasha]

http://thisisphotobomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/tip-epicvombom.jpg

[Wanted Man]

Thanks for that, I was just eating.

[Bright Banana Beard]

http://thisisphotobomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/tip-epicvombom.jpg

Holy Cow, what happen after this!?

[9]

http://thisisphotobomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/tip-epicvombom.jpg

:o I was eating!!

[9]

And I see I wasn't the only one...

[Mujer Libre]

That's the ticket. Do they do free food and/or drink at those events?
At graduation they do. I think for most of the other we have to pay our own way, possibly with a bit of a subsidy.

I did my last job interview today. Hurray!

[Module]

Last day before orientation starts! I'm going to need to buy some shoes and finalise my outfits...
Just thinking about it is giving me slight butterflies. :( I haven't 'socialised' with a single English youth apart from my sister's boyfriend since I arrived!! :lol:

[Honggweilo]

Queefcookie!

[Angry Young Man]

I lost the game.

[Bilan]

I tried finishing a book in one day. I started at 8pm. Didn't work.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I tried finishing a book in one day. I started at 8pm. Didn't work.

I think I found the problem right here.

[Bright Banana Beard]

I am tried right now.

[Bilan]

I think I found the problem right here.

Indeed, you did. I was preoccupied before that. But I was determined none the less.
And then came the pizza...and the coffee...
Next thing you know it's 2:30am.

[GracchusBabeuf]

:(:D:(:D:( <-- :lol: <-- :drool: -->:glare:

Interpret this^

[F9]

:(:D:(:D:( <-- :lol: <-- :drool: -->:glare:

Interpret this^

you are crazy?

[Module]

:(:D:(:D:( <-- :lol: <-- :drool: -->:glare:

Interpret this^
A bizzare love triangle.


Outfits have been finalised, bag is packed...!!
Ahh, school! I'm quite looking forward to tomorrow, now.

[F9]

A bizzare love triangle.


Outfits have been finalised, bag is packed...!!
Ahh, school! I'm quite looking forward to tomorrow, now.

Seems i made this "you are crazy?" question to the wrong person!:lol: ;p

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Seems i made this "you are crazy?" question to the wrong person!:lol: ;p

School is nothing. Work is so much worse.

[F9]

School is nothing. Work is so much worse.

Depends.!

[the last donut of the night]

so i'm bored. this will be random.

the underside of my penis is itchy
very annoying, almost makes my head go glitchy
like a diseased computadora, where i faithfully post on Rev Left
to discuss marxist theory, even genitalia, or whether we prefer weed to meth

back to the scruffy appendage: my condition, it doesnt leave
it's as complicated as rugby with a mofo named steve
and i cant wait to the day it's gone
and my days will be sunnier and happier, when i can romp on my flowery lawn.


we should have a freestyle forum

[Mujer Libre]

My phone died. Stupid piece of shit. The day before my exam, and now I have no way of accessing a whole bunch of numbers, an unread text or of finding out who called me. All while I'm doing job applications, feeling insecure etc...

I think I may explode.

Time for a cup of Earl Grey and condensed milk on toast. Then to feel guilty because I have PCOS and eating sugary crap makes my ovaries want to die.

Don't judge me.

[Knight of Cydonia]

an yet begun the episode 9.

[Bilan]

I intend to finish as many books as possible on my uni holidays. I've done 3 and I'm on the fourth.

[Bright Banana Beard]

I just drop out of my psycology class, I can't wake up too early. I have sleeping problem that will impact my ability to sleep well and do well. I still have Beginning Spanish I, it starts at noon. Best class I ever been. The girl there were cute.

[Pirate Utopian]

Something like a phenomenon.
Tell your body to come along.

[Jack]

Motherfucking Suiciety is having a reunion show July 12th!

[Rjevan]

My phone died. Stupid piece of shit. The day before my exam, and now I have no way of accessing a whole bunch of numbers, an unread text or of finding out who called me. All while I'm doing job applications, feeling insecure etc...
I wish my phone died... though I see your problem regarding the exam I hate talking on the phone passionately and I guess that's why I constantly get phoned. :glare:


Time for a cup of Earl Grey and condensed milk on toast. Then to feel guilty because I have PCOS and eating sugary crap makes my ovaries want to die.
That seriously suck. If one can't even enjoy a cup of tea...


I just drop out of my psycology class, I can't wake up too early.
Psychology class is fun! It made me realise how insane and neurotic everybody around is, except myself, of course. ;)

[Bright Banana Beard]

Psychology class is fun! It made me realise how insane and neurotic everybody around is, except myself, of course. ;) It too early for me to go, I have sleeping disorder and taking it with being tried will make it worse. but I will take it in Fall.

[9]

Time for a cup of Earl Grey and condensed milk on toast. Then to feel guilty because I have PCOS and eating sugary crap makes my ovaries want to die.

Don't judge me.
Me too. And insulin resistance.

[9]

we should have a freestyle forum

I would completely own.

[yuon]

I think I found the problem right here.

I have started books for adults and then finished them within four hours... Discworld novels seem to be the sort of book that I can most do that with.

[RedAnarchist]

I'm not tired, but I have no idea why I'm not tired.

[Pirate Utopian]

I am tired. And have no idea why. I napped like 4 hours earlier today.

[Il Medico]

BOOM! BANG! BOOM! :scared:

[Knight of Cydonia]

ahaha..

[An archist]

I just came back from a party and nog I have to go celebrate the end a my friend's exams. Life sucks.


:cool:

[Mujer Libre]

That seriously suck. If one can't even enjoy a cup of tea...
I can enjoy the tea- just not the stuff that is supposed to go with it!


Me too. And insulin resistance.
Aw, that sucks. I'm not insulin resistant yet, and hopefully won't get there.

[Jazzratt]

I can enjoy the tea- just not the stuff that is supposed to go with it!

What do you mean "supposed to"? I drink all my teas unmolested (save the very occaisonal addition of honey and lemon to Earl Grey. Very occaisonal) and have done for a few years now and I haven't noticed this being detrimental to the flavour or enjoyment.

[Bilan]

Reasons why today sucked:

1. My managers changed my shift without telling me, extending my shift from 4pm- 10:30pm to 4pm-11:30pm. Ignoring the fact that I have an opening shift tomorrow morning, and didn't get home tonight until midnight.
2. After being moved upstairs to serve a packed cinema (which is fine) - it was sold out, and holds about 500 people - and then cleaning up that candy bar by myself, I came back downstairs, expecting that the 3 people who were down there would have finished it, to find one of them leaving (the last one to leave out of the three) saying that "oh no ones cleaned the coffee machine". I ask, "So...why don't you?" and he frowns (twat). Then I walk in, find that the floor hasn't been swept or mopped. I ask him why not, he said he got told not to worry about it (liar). He then starts to leave, and I ask him where he's going, he says he's going home, thus leaving me to clean up the massive candy bar by myself, and discovering that he had only really stocked up straws and done half-arsed jobs of a few other things. I only had to stay back a little bit extra, but the fact that I, 1 person, had to do it when there was 3 of them in there, is fucking ridiculous.

[Bilan]

There's more to life than books you know, but not much more.

Being and Nothingness is pain in the arse to read. Seriously. What the fuck.

[which doctor]

anything by sartre is a pain in the ass to read, translated existentialist literature is anything but easy to read, just try heidegger

[Killfacer]

bish bash bosh

[Module]

My orientation days were pretty awesome. Everybody there seems nice, though a ton of people all went to the same schools before hand so it's like most people already have their tight knit little groups and I have shitty social skills anyway. But in time I think it'll be okay. People seem pleasant and teachers seem cool.
Courses sound interesting. I am seriously going to blitz gov't & politics and modern history.
The library is really good and they have a ton of revision guides and stuff and they have a lot of computers you can go on whenever you like.
Plus 100m up the road are a nice bunch of shops, all you could want near a college.
Plus it's only like 10 minutes walk from my (future) house.
MraRgh! I can't wait to move! Only a couple more months to go!

[F9]

The important question, is RevLeft blocked in the library's pc?:lol:

[eyedrop]

Look at this fantastic industrial size burger making machine I found :)))

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8193/img0028o.th.jpg (http://img140.imageshack.us/i/img0028o.jpg/)


http://yfrog.com/3wimg0028oj
(http://img140.imageshack.us/i/img0028o.jpg/)

[which doctor]

Look at this fantastic industrial size burger making machine I found :)))

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8193/img0028o.th.jpg (http://img140.imageshack.us/i/img0028o.jpg/)
(http://img140.imageshack.us/i/img0028o.jpg/)
Burger making machine? Just looks like a big electric skillet to me.

[eyedrop]

Burger making machine? Just looks like a big electric skillet to me.


Who cares? I can make 10 burgers at a time, not that I would ever need to but anyway.

[Rjevan]

Courses sound interesting. I am seriously going to blitz gov't & politics and modern history.
Great choice (though ancient history is also great)! :thumbup1:

Plus it's only like 10 minutes walk from my (future) house.

That is an unestimable benefit, one of my friends lives also about 10 minutes away from school and I, living in a small town 16 kilometres away(about 10 miles) can do nothing but envy him. :(


The important question, is RevLeft blocked in the library's pc?:lol:
Just what I though when I read this. :D

Oh and: 2 days till London! Yippee!

[Mujer Libre]

What do you mean "supposed to"? I drink all my teas unmolested (save the very occaisonal addition of honey and lemon to Earl Grey. Very occaisonal) and have done for a few years now and I haven't noticed this being detrimental to the flavour or enjoyment.
I don't mean in the tea, I mean beside the tea... Like cakes and whatnot.

I just have my tea with a dash of milk.

[Killfacer]

I don't mean in the tea, I mean beside the tea... Like cakes and whatnot.

I just have my tea with a dash of milk.

dash of milk and half a sugar for me.

[Killfacer]

i just had a turkey dinner from asda. I have to say it was fucking nice.

[Jazzratt]

I don't mean in the tea, I mean beside the tea... Like cakes and whatnot.

Ah I see. Well that is tragic, my heart goes out to you.

[Mujer Libre]

Oh, I still eat them. Probably too much to be healthy, but less than I would like!

[Mala Tha Testa]

Piiiiiiss!!!

[Bilan]

anything by sartre is a pain in the ass to read, translated existentialist literature is anything but easy to read, just try heidegger

Nausea is okay. But Being and Nothingness is fucking absurd. The translations are so clunky. It's really poorly phrased and overly-complex. It all sort of reads like, 'Being is being because it is being, and the non-being only is non-being due to the existence of Being, which makes the Non-Beings being the contradiction of Being'

[Vahanian]

It's almost 1 am here and there a gas leak right next to my house, and there jack hammering the concrete up. dam it's loud:(

[Bright Banana Beard]

Stay awake until like 6am, it will be like hell for sure.

[Vahanian]

they said it's gonna take hours so that probbly wont be a problem

[Seodanrot]

What do what you want because a pirate is free you are a pirate?

[Rjevan]

So, it's the big day tomorrow: London :D
Bye everyone and see you all in one week! :)

[Bright Banana Beard]

I is teh pirate, arrrggghhh!!!

[Pirate Utopian]

I is teh pirate, arrrggghhh!!!
Ahem.
There is only one true pirate here.

[Killfacer]

Ahem.
There is only one true pirate here.

and we all know it's me; Killfacer.

http://home.flash.net/%7Edadis/pirate/Pirate.jpg

Yarrrrrr

[Bright Banana Beard]

No, Captain Blackjack is the only truer pirate we ever know!

[Pirate Utopian]

Arrrgghh, ye landlubber?!
Dont make me laugh!

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r202/fzxbarmy/Pirate_skeleton_by_Ironshod.jpg
Me in my pirate glory.

[F9]

no one compares with this:

http://www.parentpreviews.com/legacy-pics/pirates_dead_mans_chest.jpg

[Killfacer]

Yaharrrr! Lan Lubbers all of yarr. This salty sea dog is fearless!

http://follownobody.duckweedmafia.com/pictures/lego%20pirate.jpg

[Nwoye]

no one compares with this:
nothing compares 2 u

[Pirate Utopian]

Me and me ship of reckless bandits will blast ye ships till kingdom come!

http://www.mermaidspirates.com/as_image/pirates_life_sm.jpg

[Jazzratt]

So, it's the big day tomorrow: London :D
Bye everyone and see you all in one week! :)

Went in the wrong week. Gay Pride London is next saturday!

[Wanted Man]

Muscle cramp in bed. Yeeooowch.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I fucking hate it when you try to take a cigarette out of your mouth, but it gets stuck to your lip and end you up dragging your fingers over the cherry.:cursing:

[Bilan]

Yesterday, I worked from 4-11. After work, we went to a bunch of bars. I managed to get ridiculously drunk, and got home at 5:30 in the morning, only to get up 2 hours later to go to work, ridiculously hung over. I managed to throw up at work 3 times, and despite asking if I could go home, my manager wouldn't let me go home because so many people called in sick.
With possibly the biggest hang over I've ever had, I managed to survive an 8 hour shift on one of the 5 busiest days since I started working.
I deserve a fucking medal.
And I got a kit kat. Score.

[An archist]

Yesterday, I worked from 4-11. After work, we went to a bunch of bars. I managed to get ridiculously drunk, and got home at 5:30 in the morning, only to get up 2 hours later to go to work, ridiculously hung over. I managed to throw up at work 3 times, and despite asking if I could go home, my manager wouldn't let me go home because so many people called in sick.
With possibly the biggest hang over I've ever had, I managed to survive an 8 hour shift on one of the 5 busiest days since I started working.
I deserve a fucking medal.
And I got a kit kat. Score.

A kit-kat medal perhaps?

[yuon]

As anyone else noticed that when you aren't having sex very often, you tend to have many more sex dreams? I've noticed that in the last few weeks.

[Il Medico]

Who is Balin's avatar of?

[Bilan]

Cole Mohr.

He's a model.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/Cole%20mohr/100malemodels/margarethowell-colemohr-2-l.jpg

[Bilan]

A kit-kat medal perhaps?

Now that's good thinking.

[Angry Young Man]

Me and me ship of reckless bandits will blast ye ships till kingdom come!



Ooh reckless bandits! Can I join up?

PS is it homophobic for a gay man to be trading in stereotypes?

Anyway, you're all shit pirates because none of you have pirate avatars!

[Pirate Utopian]

PS is it homophobic for a gay man to be trading in stereotypes?
Only if you wanna do the poop deck all day long.


Anyway, you're all shit pirates because none of you have pirate avatars!
Oh really?

[Mujer Libre]

Someone died outside my exam today. We were sitting there writing away while the paramedics were defibrillating him. Wtf?

[9]

My body is aching like that of a pregnant 90-year-old.

[Bilan]

Someone died outside my exam today. We were sitting there writing away while the paramedics were defibrillating him. Wtf?

Amusing it was a medical exam that it happened outside of. And in the end, you were all useless!

[Bilan]

Mediocre show tunes are back: God help us.

[Bilan]

Okay, last post in this thread for today.

It was so sad! I was waiting for my friend outside a train station, and this old man with one of those trolley things (I don't remember the actual name) came up, and he was slowly moving along, and his shoe laces were undone. He looked really sad. And I said to him, "Hey, mate, your shoelaces are undone." And he said to me, "I know, I couldn't do them up."
So I said to him, "Do you want me to do them up for you?" and he said yes, and so I stood up off my seat and gave it to him, and he sat down (and almost missed the chair) and put his foot on my leg and I did up his shoes, and he said to me, "You know, you're the first person to offer to help me."
It was so upsetting! But he looked so pleased when they were done up.

Also, I discovered some of the most lovely parts of Sydney today - or at least, parts that make me appreciate it more than I usually do (which is not very much). I caught a ferry with my friend Ana, after going to her house, and we got off and when to this café that was on a quiet wharf. The café was a tin shed, where all the food was made by the mum of the owner, and was amazing. And then we went strolling around the harbour, and through all these ugly streets, only to sit on one of the other wharves near the bridge.
And then walked her to her house, stopping off in this lovely park.

So lovely! So lovely!

[An archist]

Okay, last post in this thread for today.


Liar!

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

For fuck's sake, it's happening again. There's plenty of fluid in the lighter, there's definately a spark when I flick it, and I can smell gas coming out.

SO WHY THE FUCK WON'T IT LIGHT?

[F9]

For fuck's sake, it's happening again. There's plenty of fluid in the lighter, there's definately a spark when I flick it, and I can smell gas coming out.

SO WHY THE FUCK WON'T IT LIGHT?

Even lighters hate you..They are too primitive objects so they refuse to work for your technocrat face:lol:

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Even lighters hate you..They are too primitive objects so they refuse to work for your technocrat face:lol:

Matches are even more primitive, yet they've always worked for me. The reason I don't use them is because lighters are more cost-effective and less wasteful.

[Bilan]

Liar!

Not true! I went to bed straight after!

[Il Medico]

beepbeepbeepbeep

[Bright Banana Beard]

Some fucking using a big word.

I now owned RevLeft.

[GracchusBabeuf]

I now owned RevLeft. Lolz! You is a cappie nowz!!

[9]

Yesterday some arrogant overassertive mod trashed a thread on chit-chat, claiming it was "spam". Its fucking chit-chat for fuck's sake, every thread could be perceived as spam. With the exception of flaming or offensive remarks, I think mods have no business trashing threads in chit-chat.
And yes, you are right, I am butthurt as hell, mainly because I just spent a good half-hour reading the psychotic posts on stormfront.com (morbid curiosity + masochism + well, I am part of the Jew Hive, after all) and I feel like ripping the next person I see a new asshole if I don't have a coronary first. In conclusion:
http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs46/f/2009/182/7/6/Dr__Hoss_Blythe_Bernstein_Ph_D_by_rockthemandolin. jpg
That is all.

[RedAnarchist]

What thread was it?

[Angry Young Man]

Summer colds ftl.

Plus, I noted that that pic looks a bit in the style of Orozco, and I though if I asked somebody via speech if it was Orozco, it'd sound like 'is that a Rothko'. I frigging hate Rothko, but Orozco is great. Gah

ED: It doesn't look anything like Orozco, but my point still stands

[9]

It is an Apikoros :cool:

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

http://davefleet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/videoa0496f9b647c.jpg (http://www.meatspin.com)

[Angry Young Man]

Gah I'm feeling really drowsy and I have to move all my stuff by tomorrow:(

[Module]

How incredibly annoying is that guy from the Confused.com ads with the long hair and the goatee. The kind of person you just want to see get punched in the face.

[*Viva La Revolucion*]

Oh god, yeah! There are some really annoying ads at the moment. Have you seen the one about the boy who keeps saying he wants to go for a poo at Paul's house? That's the worst...and it always comes on when you're eating or something.

[Module]

Hahahhaahah yeah I know the one. 'But I want to do a poo in Pauls bathroom!' 'Don't be silly, come on' 'I am going to do a poo at Pauls.'
Just slightly bizzare.

[Pirate Utopian]

How incredibly annoying is that guy from the Confused.com ads with the long hair and the goatee. The kind of person you just want to see get punched in the face.
Same thing with people from snorgtees.com or other "comic" t-shirt sites.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

http://davefleet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/videoa0496f9b647c.jpg

Nice try. ;)

[LOLseph Stalin]

I dreamt that McDonald's was burning down. Take that corporate bastards! :laugh:

[Jazzratt]

I dreamt that gay men had the same poistion in pornography as lesbians. This had nothing to do with the main, ahem, thrust of my dream but I did dream it.

[Il Medico]

Cole Mohr.

He's a model.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/Cole%20mohr/100malemodels/margarethowell-colemohr-2-l.jpg
As he should be, he is hot. :wub:

[Il Medico]

http://davefleet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/videoa0496f9b647c.jpg (http://www.meatspin.com)
HAHA! :pIt is like an adult rick roll. Anybody who would freak out about it though is a complete homophobe.

[Bilan]

As he should be, he is hot. :wub:

You haven't seen anything yet.

[RedAnarchist]

http://communism.lefora.com/2009/05/27/former-revleft-members-here/page1/

STJ - "That website is the worst steaming pile of poo on the net.":lol:

[Il Medico]

You haven't seen anything yet.
What do you mean?:confused:

[Module]

Damn it!!! :cursing:

[9]

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs47/f/2009/183/a/1/AHAHAH_AHAH_HAHAHA_AH_AHHH_by_rockthemandolin.jpg
:laugh:
Propaganda, anyone?

[Angry Young Man]

Is the poll's full question "Do you want Obama to become a socialist?" That'd be frickin boss!

As to adverts, any advert with a pleading house has to have some reference to 'Paul'. What we really need is more pot noodle ads. Like the sniffing around one: 'meet me round the back in 15 minutes!"

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I scalded the middle and index fingers on my right hand. Now it bloody hurts to type. :(

[*Viva La Revolucion*]

Obama the socialist. :wub: Or even better - Obama the communist. Or even better than that...Obama the anarchist! :laugh:

[Blackscare]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skCV2L0c6K0

[Angry Young Man]

I scalded the middle and index fingers on my right hand. Now it bloody hurts to type. :(
Can you flick a V?

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Can you flick a V?

Yep. It's stopped hurting for a while now.

[Bilan]

What do you mean?:confused:

I was going to post a whole bunch of pictures of him, but then I got distracted so I didn't.

[Rjevan]

Rejoice, comrades! Back I am! :hammersickle:


Hell, this one week of London was far to short, it could have been at least three weeks more! London is just awesome! :D
Religious lunatics in Hyde Park, impressive buildings, Kings Cross (where our hotel was, just next to a Burger King, an Irish Pub and Tesco's), St Paul's Cathedral, visible from far away, Shakespeare's Globe, the Tower, Buckingham Palace, Westminster, Big Ben, Greenwhich, the British Museum... We had a very extensive tour, mainly by feet and the underground ("Moind the gap, please" was funny :D) but mainly by feet, very exhausting but still damn cool!


The Houses of Parliament are much more impressive and cool than the Bundestag, Westminster is great, the House of Commons that cool, the seats are not that hard as in the Bundestag, the atmosphere is much better, I liked the new Speaker, who just sat there, said not one single word, grinned and everybody started with: "Mr. Speaker, you may have already heard..." "Thank you, Mr. Speaker." and so on. And then the debate! It was about school reforms and some Tory said: "There's no money at all for everything which has to do with the educationaly system so it's a small wonder that my speech is printed on recycled paper." and then "The ideas of Labour are as fresh, new and unconsumed as this sheet of paper!" Lol :laugh:


Never ever you would hear something like this in the Bundestag, there it goes like: *While you fight to stay awake and try to ignore the pain, caused by your seat you hear sounds of snoring and enjoy the sight of slumped down politicians* "Dear ladies and gentlemen, now we come to the very interesting topic of incresing the taxes for dog food...zzz...sorry, I dozed off, and as I said, oh, excuse me, my sheet just slipped out of my hands..."


In comparison:
http://www.bodelshausen.de/servlet/PB/show/1306036_l1/bundestag2.jpghttp://www.boloji.com/photoessays/monuments/010.jpg


http://www.n24.de/media/_fotos/1politik/april_6/080410/bundestag_dpa_gr~1.jpghttp://farm4.static.flickr.com/3281/2701222056_722157a14c.jpg


And people were so much more friendly than in Germany! Ok, maybe becuase we were tourists but damn, everybody excused for everything, thanked you for matters of course, took time to explain you things which had nothing to do with their job... if I think of Germany! :rolleyes: You get bumped and then cursed and if you ask an official if he maybe would consider handing you the papers you have to sign over he/she looks at you with disgust, an expression of deep suffering and annoyance in their face and after sighing loud and deep and rolling their eyes the smack the papers in front of you and sigh again, making clear what unbelievable imposition you are for them.


Well, I could go on for hours, it was just really great, I will sure return one day and then visit the whole UK, not just the capital. But till then I'm enjoing to shock my neighbours and friends: "Oh, hi, you have a sunburn, I guess you will look pretty brown afterwards! Where have you been? Mallorca? Italy?" "No, London!" (We have had a heatwave, 34° was the worst):cool:

[Angry Young Man]

I prefer your, viz. exterior. It has a dome! Plus it's not next to a river so you can blow it up without flooding the tube.

[Il Medico]

I prefer your, viz. exterior. It has a dome! Plus it's not next to a river so you can blow it up without flooding the tube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8UtojJT8ts
I see no flooding!

[9]

God damn. When is Anarkiwi going to be restricted already? He has already called Pirate Utopian a "homo" (in the Tupac thread), created a thread in which he has defended "the morals and ideals of Capitalism", and insisted that Jews were behind 9/11, then asserted I am a Zionist agent:rolleyes:
I want to smack the little shit.

[Pirate Utopian]

God damn. When is Anarkiwi going to be restricted already? He has already called Pirate Utopian a "homo" (in the Tupac thread), created a thread in which he has defended "the morals and ideals of Capitalism", and insisted that Jews were behind 9/11, then asserted I am a Zionist agent:rolleyes:
I want to smack the little shit.
It's that I cant simply post "agreed" that I'm using more words but it's the one I would use if I could post only word without complaints.

[RedAnarchist]

He's going very soon, don't worry.

[Rjevan]

I prefer your, viz. exterior. It has a dome! Plus it's not next to a river so you can blow it up without flooding the tube.
Pha, a dome! But yours is much more medieval and therefore much more impressive and it has towers and is a larger complex than our grey and boring clinical building! Plus you have the Big Ben, a Cromwell statue outside (not that I would like Cromwell but at least you have a cool statue!) and cool pics from the visitors are taken and handed out as identity card. Mine looks great, somehow quite different than me but still, I love that pic! :D
And the river is a great bonus, I love rivers and the sea. :(

And besides, if Germany than this: The "Palast der Republik" (Palace of the Republic) of the DDR
http://www.perspektive89.com/system/files/images/DSCN6761.preview.JPGhttp://farm1.static.flickr.com/154/375701104_b5d48e880b.jpg?v=0

There's even a river on the other side of the Palace :D

http://www.kost-the-ost.de/kto_img/palast-der-republik.jpg

http://www.bundestag.de/Blickpunkt/bilderInhalte/0803_spezial/500px/Volkskammer_pa_9872540.jpghttp://www.morgenpost.de/multimedia/archive/00240/b_palastsaalddr_BM__240249b.jpg
(Just for the record, the dancing lunatics are not part of the usual debates, it's just the XI party congress of the SED)

[Angry Young Man]

c8UtojJT8ts
I see no flooding!

It doesn't show you the tube after that.

For the record, I had everyone stand up for that scene.

[Trystan]

I am officially going to quit smoking. However, as an ex-smoker I will always be cooler than those of you who have never smoked. STFU.

[F9]

I am officially going to quit smoking. However, as an ex-smoker I will always be cooler than those of you who have never smoked. STFU.

smoking is uncool.you will never reach ours cool levelness.

[Mujer Libre]

I am so unimaginably sad... I can't even describe it. It's like falling into a bottomless pit and just waiting to hit the bottom, but it's not there.

[Trystan]

Believe me, it's there. Try not to land on your ass.

[Anarkiwi]

He's going very soon, don't worry.

^ Well.....

[LOLseph Stalin]

Pha, a dome! But yours is much more medieval and therefore much more impressive and it has towers and is a larger complex than our grey and boring clinical building! Plus you have the Big Ben, a Cromwell statue outside (not that I would like Cromwell but at least you have a cool statue!) and cool pics from the visitors are taken and handed out as identity card. Mine looks great, somehow quite different than me but still, I love that pic! :D
And the river is a great bonus, I love rivers and the sea. :(

And besides, if Germany than this: The "Palast der Republik" (Palace of the Republic) of the DDR
http://www.perspektive89.com/system/files/images/DSCN6761.preview.JPGhttp://farm1.static.flickr.com/154/375701104_b5d48e880b.jpg?v=0

There's even a river on the other side of the Palace :D

http://www.kost-the-ost.de/kto_img/palast-der-republik.jpg

http://www.bundestag.de/Blickpunkt/bilderInhalte/0803_spezial/500px/Volkskammer_pa_9872540.jpghttp://www.morgenpost.de/multimedia/archive/00240/b_palastsaalddr_BM__240249b.jpg
(Just for the record, the dancing lunatics are not part of the usual debates, it's just the XI party congress of the SED)

Watching the movie "Goodbye Lenin" has made me realize how much I miss the DDR being around. :crying: It may have collapsed before I was even born(I was born 1991), but even now there's former East German citizens who feel they were better off under Socialism.

[Rjevan]

Watching the movie "Goodbye Lenin" has made me realize how much I miss the DDR being around. :crying: It may have collapsed before I was even born(I was born 1991), but even now there's former East German citizens who feel they were better off under Socialism.
You can say that again: Majority of Eastern Germans feel life better under communism (http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,634122,00.html) (some pictures in this article are also quite nice)
But sadly they realise just now how shitty the FRG is and that the DDR was probably not the worst state on earth, after doing everything to ruin it...

Btw, I'm Bavarian and therefore no Eastern German.

[Il Medico]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV5b_MA7_Mw

[Bilan]

Why is the CPA so utterly worthless, and why does it have such a pathetic political line that stinks of moralism, reformism and protectionism?

"Prices, profit levels and interest rates should be regulated by the Federal Government."

Drool.

"Foreign capital in Australia should be controlled by the government to make sure that enterprises keep 51 per cent Australian ownership."

Drool.

"Trade in wheat, wool, meat, coal, iron ore, gold and other key resources should be the Federal Government's responsibility, with national marketing boards established for all major commodities."

Drool. Why don't you go into parliament then, you muppets?

"Co-operatives covering production, marketing, processing and the procurement of farm equipment should be encouraged to help improve the economic and political position of small working farmers, helping to break the power of the banks and big monopolies in the countryside and ensuring that good living standards are provided to farmers."

Marxism my arse.

"The members of the CPA work to eliminate unemployment, poverty, injustice, homelessness, racism and war. These problems arise from the domination of our society by huge profit-hungry private corporations."

Yeah, corporations are the problem, not capitalism. Drool.

"We work for a society in which publicly owned enterprises will play the major role in the economy."

Drool.

"Many demands have been won in the past and we believe much more can be achieved by a movement which is united and determined to stand up for what is right."

Oh, my heart beats faster when you talk like that!

"Despite attempts since the early 1980s to weaken the trade union movement and prevent workers from struggling for their rights, and the harsh anti-trade union legislation adopted in 2005 by the Howard Government, workers remain an organised and disciplined force. "

Drool. Despite the fact that Union membership is at it's lowest, which is heavily linked to the fact that unions are integrated into the system of exploitation.

"Our aim is to strengthen each struggle by bringing together all groups and individuals involved, preferably in a coalition."

Mao more than ever, I hate you.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

GRAAAGH! Fuck Websense! First it blocks Revleft.com and now it blocks fstdt.net under "racism and hate". What a load of fucking shit!

[LOLseph Stalin]

You can say that again: Majority of Eastern Germans feel life better under communism (http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,634122,00.html) (some pictures in this article are also quite nice)
But sadly they realise just now how shitty the FRG is and that the DDR was probably not the worst state on earth, after doing everything to ruin it...

Btw, I'm Bavarian and therefore no Eastern German.

Yea, they ruined their Worker's Paradise. :crying: You're Bavarian? Beer! :D Do you ever go to Oktoberfest?

[Rjevan]

You're Bavarian? Beer! :D Do you ever go to Oktoberfest?
Rarely, beer got unbelievable expensive during the last year, I mean, come on, 8.30€ for a litre? Plus I can't stand the sight of these people:

http://kneipe.germanblogs.de/wp-content/uploads//2009/06/oktoberfest.jpghttp://travelblog.viator.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/oktoberfest-05.jpg

They make me want to scream and run away as fast and as far as possible! :crying:

[LOLseph Stalin]

Rarely, beer got unbelievable expensive during the last year, I mean, come on, 8.30€ for a litre? Plus I can't stand the sight of these people:

http://kneipe.germanblogs.de/wp-content/uploads//2009/06/oktoberfest.jpghttp://travelblog.viator.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/oktoberfest-05.jpg

They make me want to scream and run away as fast and as far as possible! :crying:

Haha, yea. Those Lederhosen clad individuals do look pretty ridiculous sometimes. When I was in Bavaria we went to a beerhouse and there was a Bavarian band in there playing music. It got quite annoying after awhile.

[Rjevan]

Haha, I can imagine that! Bavarian music quite needs getting used to, to express it optimistic. :lol:

[Angry Young Man]

http://kneipe.germanblogs.de/wp-content/uploads//2009/06/oktoberfest.jpghttp://travelblog.viator.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/oktoberfest-05.jpg

If I was going to talk about the worst thing about Bavaria, I'd probably say that men in lederhosen pales in comparison to this:

http://sherryx.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/holocaust00.jpg

Just wound up all the Germans on this site.

[Bright Banana Beard]

If I was going to talk about the worst thing about Bavaria, I'd probably say that men in lederhosen pales in comparison to this:
Just wound up all the Germans on this site.

Hey, this is stupid.

[Angry Young Man]

It was a bit, I admit. It's just I've German friends and I always try to wind them up by talking about Hitler.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Crap, I cooked too much rice. What on Earth am I going to do with the rest of it?

[9]

Crap, I cooked too much rice. What on Earth am I going to do with the rest of it?

I'll take it.

[LOLseph Stalin]

Crap, I cooked too much rice. What on Earth am I going to do with the rest of it?

Give it to me. I fucking love rice.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Forget rice, I cooked a little bit too much of everything. Tomorrow's lunch, then.

[9]

Give it to me. I fucking love rice.

I asked first, GTFO

[LOLseph Stalin]

I asked first, GTFO

Fuck you! I want it more than you!

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

You're both too late, since I'm having it for lunch tomorrow anyway. :laugh:

[9]

Fuck you! I want it more than you!

I am Jewish, the rice is promised to me by God in the Tanakh. You lose.

[LOLseph Stalin]

You're both too late, since I'm having it for lunch tomorrow anyway. :laugh:

Aww, I was looking forward to that rice. :( Share like a good Commie! You poser!

[Bright Banana Beard]

Shut up to both of you! You both will not have it! I ate them all while you both were arguing, kthxbye!

[9]

Shut up to both of you! You both will not have it! I ate them all while you both were arguing, kthxbye!

Derschtikt zolstu veren!! :glare:

[LOLseph Stalin]

Derschtikt zolstu veren!! :glare:

Whoa, now I am curious as to which language that is. And while we're on that topic, Fick dich! :p

[9]

Whoa, now I am curious as to which language that is. And while we're on that topic, Fick dich! :p

'tis Yiddish:thumbup1:
Fick dich is German, I presume?

[jake williams]

As anyone else noticed that when you aren't having sex very often, you tend to have many more sex dreams? I've noticed that in the last few weeks.
I have definitely noticed that.

[LOLseph Stalin]

'tis Yiddish:thumbup1:
Fick dich is German, I presume?

Ja, ja. Ich spreche Deutsch und Englisch.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

German is an awesome language, especially for shouting angrily in:

"Sie kleiner Hundebumser! Geben Sie mir zurück meinen Krapfen!"

"Nie Sie fettes Schwein! Gehen Sie Verkehr mit selbst haben!"

[9]

German is an awesome language, especially for shouting angrily in:

"Sie kleiner Hundebumser! Geben Sie mir zurück meinen Krapfen!"

"Nie Sie fettes Schwein! Gehen Sie Verkehr mit selbst haben!"

If Yiddish wasn't on its deathbed, it would kick German's ass.

[LOLseph Stalin]

If Yiddish wasn't on its deathbed, it would kick German's ass.

Isn't Yiddish similar to German?

[9]

Isn't Yiddish similar to German?

Very much so.

[LOLseph Stalin]

Very much so.

That's what I thought. I have always pictured it as a more Jewish version of German, considering it's mostly Jews who speak it(as far as I know anyway).

[9]

That's what I thought. I have always pictured it as a more Jewish version of German, considering it's mostly Jews who speak it(as far as I know anyway).

Yes, it is a Jewish language, though I don't know that its accurate to describe it as a more Jewish version of German because, while it has much in common with German and is rooted in German, it is its own distinct language. From what I understand, most German speakers do not understand spoken Yiddish and vice versa. There are also different dialects within Yiddish; my grandparents are from different parts of the Pale of Settlement (Ukraine, Latvia, Belarus) and even amongst them, I've always noticed the slight differences in dialect. Its an interesting language - I will always be pissed that it was ditched in favor of a 2,000 year old language from the Tanakh.

[Il Medico]

I work with a guy named Eli who used to live in Israel, and before that Germany. He speaks Yiddish. He also speaks French, English, German, and Hebrew, which I think is crazy, because although I know a number of languages I am only fluent in one. While he is fluent in all of them! He also speaks almost fluent Russian because his wife is from Leningrad (St.Petersburg).

[Knight of Cydonia]

i'll be gone in a few weeks...and i'm already miss revleft.:crying:

[Bright Banana Beard]

i'll be gone in a few weeks...and i'm already miss revleft.:crying:
Please dream of me when you're in bed. May our tralala get plenty of nerve activity.

[LOLseph Stalin]

i'll be gone in a few weeks...and i'm already miss revleft.:crying:

I'm going to be gone most of today and I'll miss revleft. I think that says something.

[Rjevan]

And while we're on that topic, Fick dich! :p
Good lord, what words you are learning in German lessons in school! :ohmy:


German is an awesome language, especially for shouting angrily in:

"Sie kleiner Hundebumser! Geben Sie mir zurück meinen Krapfen!"

"Nie Sie fettes Schwein! Gehen Sie Verkehr mit selbst haben!"
Lol, so much for German doesn't only consist of swear words. Thumbs up, this is a really brilliant one! :laugh:
Though I am somehow sad that people know mostly German insults I would be really interested where you learn all these things, I mean, the English swear words and insults I know are from friends, TV or the internet but I doubt that you are all constantly sufring on German sites and watching German shows.


Derschtikt zolstu veren!! :glare:
Though you're right that I don't understand spoken Yiddish I think I know what this means: You shall choke on it?

In German this would be:

"Du sollst daran ersticken"
Tu zols veren derschtikt ???

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Am i the only brit here who hates our anti firearms laws with a passion?

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Lol, so much for German doesn't only consist of swear words. Thumbs up, this is a really brilliant one! :laugh:

I was under the impression that German didn't have so many actual swear words, instead I thought it was a very flexible language when it comes to stringing together your own insults. :lol:


Though I am somehow sad that people know mostly German insults I would be really interested where you learn all these things, I mean, the English swear words and insults I know are from friends, TV or the internet but I doubt that you are all constantly sufring on German sites and watching German shows.I confess I know very little actual German, instead I kept it simple and fed it through BabelFish. English and German aren't exactly worlds apart you know. :)


Am i the only brit here who hates our anti firearms laws with a passion?

You're not the only one.

[Bilan]

Am i the only brit here who hates our anti firearms laws with a passion?

Does it really matter? Really?

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Does it really matter? Really?


Yes, im rather strongly against the ruling class disarming the working class and as a result leaving it at the mercy of various gangs.

Also what the fuck is this shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7jr0S1frWM

[Bilan]

Yes, im rather strongly against the ruling class disarming the working class and as a result leaving it at the mercy of various gangs.


Even if you had a gun, I doubt much would change, as you may well forget that despite you having a gun, they have them too. They have them anyway. But nevertheless, life isn't really like Gran Torino.
And if only it were so simplistic as you imply: if the ruling class accepted the right - something in which they can just as easily take away as they can give, and something they honour only when it suits them anyhow - for the working class to own guns, that things might be better.
If only that were the case. Needless to say, the allowance of any liberties from the capitalist class also implies their ability to remove them just as freely. America being a stunning example.

[Bilan]

I hardly read poetry, but I was suggested T.S Eliot's The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.
It is, I must say, wonderful.

"
For I have known them all already, known them all: Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons, I have measured out my life with coffee spoons; I know the voices dying with a dying fall Beneath the music from a farther room.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Even if you had a gun, I doubt much would change, as you may well forget that despite you having a gun, they have them too. They have them anyway. But nevertheless, life isn't really like Gran Torino.

True , better a slim chance then no chance though.



And if only it were so simplistic as you imply: if the ruling class accepted the right - something in which they can just as easily take away as they can give, and something they honour only when it suits them anyhow - for the working class to own guns, that things might be better.
If only that were the case. Needless to say, the allowance of any liberties from the capitalist class also implies their ability to remove them just as freely. America being a stunning example.

Of course they would only allow firearms if it suited them. You don't have to run over leftism for beginners with me.

[Bilan]

True , better a slim chance then no chance though.


I don't know how people fight in England, but at least here, those who punch back usually get beaten harder. And those who get stabbed usually carry a blade themselves.



Of course they would only allow firearms if it suited them. You don't have to run over leftism for beginners with me.

Well, I'm just perplexed by the fact you're caught up on such a trivial thing. So, you can't threaten a gang with a pistol when they try and rob you, or whatever; and? Wait til you meet your boss. Then you'll discover the real meaning of "****".

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I don't know how people fight in England, but at least here, those who punch back usually get beaten harder.

This is because physical ability is important in unarmed conflict, and people generally don't go around beating the shit out of others if they don't have the ability or motivation to do so.


And those who get stabbed usually carry a blade themselves.Really? People who go round stabbing others check if their victim has a knife before they do so? I'm skeptical.


Well, I'm just perplexed by the fact you're caught up on such a trivial thing. So, you can't threaten a gang with a pistol when they try and rob you, or whatever; and?If such people were reasonable they wouldn't gang up on individuals. Simple.


Wait til you meet your boss. Then you'll discover the real meaning of "****".Who says bosses aren't ****s as well?

[Sarah Palin]

also what the fuck is this shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7jr0s1frwm

THE MOST BRILLIANT THING EVER.

It's obvious that when kids spontaneously get guns, they slaughter each other in the woods. Everyone knows that.

[9]

Though you're right that I don't understand spoken Yiddish I think I know what this means: You shall choke on it?

In German this would be:

"Du sollst daran ersticken"
Tu zols veren derschtikt ???


Yes!! it is "you should choke on it".
I am impressed by this! And by your dissection of the Yiddish sentence to compare the two! Cheers.
http://www.revleft.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=347&pictureid=3197

[Misanthrope]

Adderall is a good drug;)

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Bloody ****fucking indigestion! I swear it happens every time I have a large meal with beans in.

[LOLseph Stalin]

Why Juche sucks(unless you like worshipping leaders like this):

http://images.uncyc.org/commons/a/a8/%E5%B0%86%E8%BB%8D%E3%83%93%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB%E3%8 1%AF%E6%A0%BC%E5%88%A5.jpg

[Il Medico]

Kim jong ILL:
http://images.uncyc.org/commons/a/a8/%E5%B0%86%E8%BB%8D%E3%83%93%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB%E3%8 1%AF%E6%A0%BC%E5%88%A5.jpg
Kim jong Better:
http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/20/kim_jong.jpg
(I apologize if someone else has already come up with this horrible pun before)

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Were those pictures really necessary? :rolleyes:

[Bilan]

This is because physical ability is important in unarmed conflict, and people generally don't go around beating the shit out of others if they don't have the ability or motivation to do so.

Presuming the conflict is "unarmed" - which, when you legalise guns (or don't, it doesn't really matter) - is rather silly. Especially when you're not that likely to get mugged or bashed by one person, but usually a bunch.



Really? People who go round stabbing others check if their victim has a knife before they do so? I'm skeptical.

No, if you pull a knife. They're not going to check your pockets before beating the shit out of you. If you have one concealed in your pocket and do nothing, I think it's kind of self-evident that it wont make any difference. If you did that, you'd simply be twice as stupid: as not only are you not going to use it, but if the police catch you with it, then you're twice as fucked.



If such people were reasonable they wouldn't gang up on individuals. Simple.

I hardly implied they were.



Who says bosses aren't ****s as well?

I meant that it's far, far worse. And it's constant.

[Il Medico]

Were those pictures really necessary? :rolleyes:
Is anything in Chit-Chat necessary?

[Bilan]

Is chit chat really necessary?

[Sasha]

http://thereifixedit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/tifi-beer.jpg

[9]

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/47/52/chris-crocker-cries_389x324.0.0.0x0.389x324.jpeg

[Rjevan]

Yes!! it is "you should choke on it".
I am impressed by this! And by your dissection of the Yiddish sentence to compare the two! Cheers.
http://www.revleft.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=347&pictureid=3197
Thanks for the kudos. :D
But what the hell is this?! :scared:
Looks like some terrible mixture of Picasso and anti-semitic Nazi propaganda!

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Presuming the conflict is "unarmed" - which, when you legalise guns (or don't, it doesn't really matter) - is rather silly. Especially when you're not that likely to get mugged or bashed by one person, but usually a bunch.

I'm in favour of legalising high-capacity magazines too. Even standard capacity pistols have at least 10-20 rounds, depending on model and calibre. Combine that with half-way decent firearms training and a licence to carry a concealed weapon and you've got a very dicey proposition even for a band of thugs.

Of course, firearms aren't the only potential option. There's also pepper spray, stun guns and tazers, but those are also illegal for non-law enforcement to carry here in Airstrip One.

You could also get yourself a dog (assuming you have the space to keep one) - some breeds, like German Shepherd Dogs, are noted for being protective towards their owners. But I suspect if your dog were to do what comes naturally to it and bite a chunk out of some asshole attacking you, it would end up being put down.


No, if you pull a knife. They're not going to check your pockets before beating the shit out of you. If you have one concealed in your pocket and do nothing, I think it's kind of self-evident that it wont make any difference. Weapons make no damn difference if you don't defend yourself with them - who knew?!


If you did that, you'd simply be twice as stupid: as not only are you not going to use it, but if the police catch you with it, then you're twice as fucked.Which is why the laws in the UK are fucked up. Despite the fact that you can own as many knives as you want, if you carry one on your person you're automatically assumed to be some kind of criminal, even if it never leaves your pocket in normal situations. A clear violation of the "presume innocence before guilt is determined" principle.

[9]

Thanks for the kudos. :D
But what the hell is this?! :scared:
Looks like some terrible mixture of Picasso and anti-semitic Nazi propaganda!

Aww.. It's a picture I drew :(

[Bilan]

I'm in favour of legalising high-capacity magazines too. Even standard capacity pistols have at least 10-20 rounds, depending on model and calibre. Combine that with half-way decent firearms training and a licence to carry a concealed weapon and you've got a very dicey proposition even for a band of thugs.

Of course, firearms aren't the only potential option. There's also pepper spray, stun guns and tazers, but those are also illegal for non-law enforcement to carry here in Airstrip One.

You could also get yourself a dog (assuming you have the space to keep one) - some breeds, like German Shepherd Dogs, are noted for being protective towards their owners. But I suspect if your dog were to do what comes naturally to it and bite a chunk out of some asshole attacking you, it would end up being put down.

You're fucking mental.



Weapons make no damn difference if you don't defend yourself with them - who knew?!

Ah, don't get to cocky! You're the one who dragged it to this point! " Really? People who go round stabbing others check if their victim has a knife before they do so? I'm skeptical. "




Which is why the laws in the UK are fucked up.

Meh.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

You're fucking mental.

I could say the same of you. Is the concept of self-defence alien to you?

[Rusty Shackleford]

OK this is extremely random, but this past 24 hours has been a series of lows and highs.

i woke up at 8 am for the first time in a few weeks to finally start applying for jobs(starbucks as of now :/ ). it sucked but i have to. got back, went to sleep, got up, filled out more applications. (low)

i decided to borrow a bike form my frined since dont have a car and i dont want to walk 1.5 miles along a highway and in the summer. (high)

6 hours before i turn 18 i find out i think im in debt. I just moved and i didnt notify my bank. i have an account, but it has no money in it (family set it up for me years ago) and i got a letter saying they charged a $5 "address finders fee." making me in debt if i remember my last balanace. (low, but funny imo)

Turn 18 (high)
instantly after
no id or money(low, i look pretty young, so if i wanted to purchase anything i would need a license)

find out i just got awarded roughly $6,000 in federal and state aid for college. (FUCK YES!!!)

so, even though it was mildly bad, it turned out to be a good day :)
Update:last bit. realizing i will not even come close to being forced to join the military is a great bonus, voluntarialy that is (oxymoronic i know)(high)
i have to sign up for the goddamn draft(epic low)


/random

[Holden Caulfield]

I just left the CWI

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

I just left the CWI


Why?

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Also fuser unban me from livechat.

[LOLseph Stalin]

Woo! It's past 6 AM and I haven't even slept yet because me and a friend decided to go walk around downtown.

[Rjevan]

Aww.. It's a picture I drew :(
Don't take it too hard, I have been assured several times by several people that I'm an absolute philistine when it comes to art. ;)
If this is really drawn by you I have to acknowledge that it is really well done and erm... interesting. I guess you didn't want to make it look like Mona Lisa II and if you like this kind of art I'm sure it's great but I get rather nightmares from Picasso and these pals...

[Il Medico]

Don't take it too hard, I have been assured several times by several people that I'm an absolute philistine when it comes to art. ;)
If this is really drawn by you I have to acknowledge that it is really well done and erm... interesting. I guess you didn't want to make it look like Mona Lisa II and if you like this kind of art I'm sure it's great but I get rather nightmares from Picasso and these pals...
Wuss! If you get nightmares from Picasso, then I can't wait to see your reaction to Dali. His stuff is both a lot weirder and a lot better (in my opinion) than Picasso.

[TheCultofAbeLincoln]

hey there captain jack

meet me down by the railroad tracks

put that bottle in my hand

i'm gonna be your drinkin' man

a drinkin' man

the best i can

for uncle sam

hey there captain jack

meet me down by the railroad tracks

put that knife in my hand

i'm gonna be your stabbin man

a stabbin man

the best i can

for uncle sam

hey there captain jack

meet me down by the railroad tracks

put that rifle in my hand

i'm gonna be your killin' man

a killin' man

the best i can

for uncle sam

[Il Medico]

hey there captain jack

meet me down by the railroad tracks

put that bottle in my hand

i'm gonna be your drinkin' man

a drinkin' man

the best i can

for uncle sam

hey there captain jack

meet me down by the railroad tracks

put that knife in my hand

i'm gonna be your stabbin man

a stabbin man

the best i can

for uncle sam

hey there captain jack

meet me down by the railroad tracks

put that rifle in my hand

i'm gonna be your killin' man

a killin' man

the best i can

for uncle sam
THEY STOLE MY NAME!
Fuck the Military for this god awful Marching song. The ROTC fuck heads used to sing it all the time. Here is another one that sucks ass:
I want to be an air force pilot.
I want to fly a F-16,
I want to fly with the cockpit open.
So I can hear those Commies scream.
Fuck those guys!:mad:

[9]

An old friend of mine whose parents indoctrinated her with fundamentalist Christian propaganda from a young age (she recovered, thankfully) told me a few years ago about a song she and the other children at her church were made to sing when she was little. I am surprised, but I was just able to find the lyrics online:

"I just wanna be a sheep
Baa, baa, baa, baa
I just wanna be a sheep
Baa, baa, baa, baa
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
I just wanna be a sheep
Baa, baa, baa, baa

Don't wanna be a goat, nope
Don't wanna be a goat, nope
Haven't got any hope, nope
Don't wanna be a goat, nope

Don't wanna be a hypocrite
Don't wanna be a hypocrite
They're not hip to it
Don't wanna be a hypocrite

Don't wanna be a Pharisee
Don't wanna be a Pharisee
They're not fair you see
Don't wanna be a Pharisee

Don't wanna be a Sadducee
Don't wanna be a Sadducee
'Cause they're so sad you see
Don't wanna be a Sadducee

Just wanna be a child of God
Just wanna be a child of God
Walkin' the same path He trod
Just wanna be a child of God

I just wanna be a sheep
Baa, baa, baa, baa
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
I just wanna be a sheep
Baa, baa, baa, baa"

don't that say it all?

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I got a similar reaction when I read a hymn for the first time in years.

[Trystan]

They sing it in the hills down here all the time . . .

[Bright Banana Beard]

I have not heard the hymn since I can't remember, but please Universe, kill it!

[Rjevan]

For f***s sake, goddamn, it's sunday morning, 9 am here, I'm lying asleep like every normal citizen does that time on sunday morning and suddenly I hear "Bumm, bumm bummbummbummbumm TATARRATATATAAAAAA"; after I jumped up I see something like this, marching in front of my window (and the terrible noise was their drums and trumpets):

http://www.merkur-online.de/bilder/2009/06/21/366917/899098710-2073604_532.9.jpg

A "Trachtlerumzug"! I need to emigrate as soon as possible to somwhere as far away as possible! Oh, how I hate Bavaria!!! May their trumpets explode!!! :cursing:

[9]

For f***s sake, goddamn, it's sunday morning, 9 am here, I'm lying asleep like every normal citizen does that time on sunday morning and suddenly I hear "Bumm, bumm bummbummbummbumm TATARRATATATAAAAAA"; after I jumped up I see something like this, marching in front of my window (and the terrible noise was their drums and trumpets):

http://www.merkur-online.de/bilder/2009/06/21/366917/899098710-2073604_532.9.jpg

A "Trachtlerumzug"! I need to emigrate as soon as possible to somwhere as far away as possible! Oh, how I hate Bavaria!!! May their trumpets explode!!! :cursing:

That kicks ass in a way that I can't even describe..especially the shorts - it is what is missing from my life. Trade places with me.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I believe that's the second time I've been mistaken for East European - what the fuck is up with that?

[RedAnarchist]

I've had people think I was Eastern European as well. I don't even know why. I have an English accent and I've never left England.

[Rjevan]

That kicks ass in a way that I can't even describe..especially the shorts - it is what is missing from my life. Trade places with me.
I would love to, every day, but believe me, when you have to bear those idiots on a regular base (and especially if you're woken up by their pseudo-fascist marches and music on sunday morning!!!) you will go berserk by the sight of the very first "Lederhosen" (the shorts)! :sneaky:

[LOLseph Stalin]

For f***s sake, goddamn, it's sunday morning, 9 am here, I'm lying asleep like every normal citizen does that time on sunday morning and suddenly I hear "Bumm, bumm bummbummbummbumm TATARRATATATAAAAAA"; after I jumped up I see something like this, marching in front of my window (and the terrible noise was their drums and trumpets):

http://www.merkur-online.de/bilder/2009/06/21/366917/899098710-2073604_532.9.jpg

A "Trachtlerumzug"! I need to emigrate as soon as possible to somwhere as far away as possible! Oh, how I hate Bavaria!!! May their trumpets explode!!! :cursing:

That must be annoying. I would get pretty angry too if I was disturbed in my sleep by stupid trumpets. Crazy Bavarians. :p

[Bilan]

I like trumpets. Lets switch lives.
Also, it's 10:30 in the morning, and I have no idea what to do. People aren't up at this hour, and the ones that are usually dreadful. Dear god. I've been sitting on my couch trying to think of what I can do. It's awful.

[Il Medico]

I like trumpets. Lets switch lives.
Also, it's 10:30 in the morning, and I have no idea what to do. People aren't up at this hour, and the ones that are usually dreadful. Dear god. I've been sitting on my couch trying to think of what I can do. It's awful.
Do something illegal, that's always a thrill:tt2:

[Bilan]

The cops aren't out at this hour. It's too early. Nothing to do.

[Il Medico]

The cops aren't out at this hour. It's too early. Nothing to do.
You'd be surprised what hours cops are out and lurking about. I work at night and I see far more cops from 2-6 in the morning then I do during the day. And by technicality, this conversation is giving you something to do. :laugh:

[Bilan]

2-6 is primetime for the Police. 9am-12pm on a monday isn't. No ones committing crimes. And if they are, it's white collar crime. If I went out and committed a crime, they'd all be dressed like Noddy, but with bags under their eyes.
http://www.dur.ac.uk/assassins.society/images/guild/noddy-1.jpg

[Il Medico]

Eh, whatever. But the cops harass newspaper carriers all the time, so when they pull me over now I am sarcastic. I got pulled over one time and I had donuts, pure comedy. That's what you can do! Go buy a dozen donuts and then speed down the road, and when the cop pulls you over and walks up and says that stupid thing all cops say ("do you know why I pulled you over?") then you can say "You could smell them!" and hold up the box of donuts. If he asks you to get out of the car and frisk you, then when he finishes say "You missed a spot" and wink at him. You could also ask him out, if he says no cry and accuse him of homophobia, if he says yes, then accuse him of sexual harassment. When he puts you in the back and you are driving to the station, keep yelling at him like you are in a cab and he keeps missing the turns! That would be quite a fun morning.

[RedAnarchist]

Eh, whatever. But the cops harass newspaper carriers all the time, so when they pull me over now I am sarcastic. I got pulled over one time and I had donuts, pure comedy. That's what you can do! Go buy a dozen donuts and then speed down the road, and when the cop pulls you over and walks up and says that stupid thing all cops say ("do you know why I pulled you over?") then you can say "You could smell them!" and hold up the box of donuts. If he asks you to get out of the car and frisk you, then when he finishes say "You missed a spot" and wink at him. You could also ask him out, if he says no cry and accuse him of homophobia, if he says yes, then accuse him of sexual harassment. When he puts you in the back and you are driving to the station, keep yelling at him like you are in a cab and he keeps missing the turns! That would be quite a fun morning.

I so want to give rep to this post.:D

[Sarah Palin]

Capin' Jack, that is the most enlightening post on the internet I've ever seen, and will ever see.

Now please enjoy this vidyo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Psfn6iOfS8&feature=player_embedded

[TheCultofAbeLincoln]

THEY STOLE MY NAME!
Fuck the Military for this god awful Marching song. The ROTC fuck heads used to sing it all the time. Here is another one that sucks ass:
I want to be an air force pilot.
I want to fly a F-16,
I want to fly with the cockpit open.
So I can hear those Commies scream.
Fuck those guys!:mad:

Yeah, fuck the air force.

C-130 fallin out out of the sky
if my chute don't open wide
i got a reserve by my side
if that one should fail me too
hello ground i'm comin' through
put that medal on my chest
and bury my body in the leanin' rest

[bcbm]

I like trumpets. Lets switch lives.
Also, it's 10:30 in the morning, and I have no idea what to do. People aren't up at this hour, and the ones that are usually dreadful. Dear god. I've been sitting on my couch trying to think of what I can do. It's awful.

Just do what I do.... smoke a bowl, listen to metal.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

There's nothing more delicious than eating chocolate hazelnut spread stright out of the jar. :drool:

[Il Medico]

I so want to give rep to this post.:D

Capin' Jack, that is the most enlightening post on the internet I've ever seen, and will ever see.
*Bows*

[yuon]

Seriously, fuck the cops.

Oh, and you think you see more at 2-6am? Maybe you just notice them 'cause there aren't as many people around. If wandering down the street at that time, you are more likely to look up if you hear a car, but at midday? Not so much.

Oh, and anyone want to have sex with me? Call me. I'm available any time (if you can put me up for the night). Oh, and if you are further away than I can drive in an hour, also pay for transport.

[Sam_b]

You now what irrationally pisses me off? People who abbreviate 'communist' and 'communism' to 'commie'.

It cheapens us, I tell you. CHEAPENS US.

[RedAnarchist]

You now what irrationally pisses me off? People who abbreviate 'communist' and 'communism' to 'commie'.

It cheapens us, I tell you. CHEAPENS US.

So, hows that Commie Club going, hmm?