RevLeft make a story!

[Bright Banana Beard]

We make a sentence in each post (end with comma or period), your sentence will have to contain the subject or action verb of the previous sentence. I will start.

The day RevLeft born,

[hugsandmarxism]

BPSocialist came to its crib, with a sinister grin, and said

[New Tet]

It needs a change of diaper.

[Il Medico]

But the diaper was wet, so BPsocialist made a huge fuss.

[Bright Banana Beard]

After a while BPSocialist made Bobkindles angry,

[Il Medico]

so Bobkindles grabbed for the gun,

[Rusty Shackleford]

And then challenged BPSocialist to a friendly "pin the bullet on the fascist" competition.

btw i dont know who to give "pin the bullet on the fascist" quote credit, but i stole it.

[Pirate Utopian]

When he was interrupted by a noise outside...

[Malakangga]

They're coming to get you,Barbra.
Noise,noise,noise, i heard the noise, and boom!!!

[Pirate Utopian]

Zombies rushed in...

[New Tet]

Wearing wet diapers

[Pirate Utopian]

Bob grabbed BP and...

[Bright Banana Beard]

made him bent.

[Killfacer]

he then thrusted his

[New Tet]

dogma into the discussion.

[GracchusBabeuf]

as BP cried out "in the name of the Lord", suddenly BR appeared behind Bob out of nowhere

[ls]

and ate Bob's "anti-imperialist" portion of his brain turning Bob into the raving misean wishing to come out its shell.

[GracchusBabeuf]

it appeared as though BR had on a silly hat looking like Stalin

[Pirate Utopian]

and there was Hoxha as a rather irrelevant zombie somewhere in the back of the horde.

[Killfacer]

but not to worry, as killfacer threw a rock at his head. Seeing this kill Hoxha he

[hugsandmarxism]

exploded

[Killfacer]

:(

[Rusty Shackleford]

200 thousand people attended the funeral.

[Killfacer]

200 thousand people attended the funeral.

so they can dance on his grave naked.

The zombies find this gathering and

[Pirate Utopian]

Killfacer raised up from his grave and sorta like Big Daddy in Land of the Dead became the leader of the zombies...

[Il Medico]

But when it look like the zombies would win, out of the sky came,

[Killfacer]

But when it look like the zombies would win, out of the sky came,

Conan the barbarian riding a magical steed, He cried at the top of his voice...

[Il Medico]

"who wants ice cream?"

[Killfacer]

everyone was like "YEAH ME" but then they forgot about the zombies who then ate them.

Suddenly

[Pirate Utopian]

Pirate Utopian came to town and he...

[Killfacer]

Pirate Utopian came to town and he...

Whipped out a machete and hacked all the zombies to death.

Suddenly millions more appeared so he legged it into a mall and

[Il Medico]

met up with the revolutionary army lead by Captain Jack, together they slayed all the Zombies!:D

[Pirate Utopian]

But a cooky doctor named Herbert West at the Miskatonic was creating more zombies.

[Il Medico]

So Captain Jack standing in a triumphant and sexy pose declared,

[Killfacer]

Oh noes!!!!

Then in really kick ass fashion they both started killing zombies with swords

[Pirate Utopian]

PU decided they need the help of...

[Il Medico]

Bob the Builder and his horde of,

[Killfacer]

trucks?

so they built a house ajnd

[Pirate Utopian]

in the meanwhile the zombies...

[Il Medico]

built a house made of candy, to lure all the little,

[Pirate Utopian]

children who ran up to house where Killfacer...

[Killfacer]

children who ran up to house where Killfacer...

whipped out his

[Pirate Utopian]

gray, undead...

[Il Medico]

Bunny, and ate all the...

[Pirate Utopian]

children as if they were cupcakes.
Killfacer...

[Killfacer]

is sexy and everyone loves him so the zombies

[Il Medico]

Smiled a big huge grin as the heroes Pirate Utopian and Captain Jack backed by Captain Jack's squad of elite Commies. Killfacer then yelled out, in a terrible tone,

[Killfacer]

STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE

so CJ and PU
...

[Il Medico]

Stopped, looked at each other and replied,

[Killfacer]

HAMMER TIME

so everyone...

[Il Medico]

Started killing Zombies in a extremely chic and fashionable dance style. The King Zombie killfacer encounter PU and...

[GracchusBabeuf]

socialist, who aimed his machete at its head and chopped it off, as PU...

[Il Medico]

Fought ten zombies. However, the zombies turned the tables on socialist and Pirate Utopian. Luckily, Captain Jack then burst in with a chainsaw and started...

[Bright Banana Beard]

eliminating every zombies in the world.

After the victory by Black Rifle on Bobkindles,

[GracchusBabeuf]

got on top and inserted his enormous...

[Pirate Utopian]

smooth...

[Killfacer]

spoon into the eye of killfacer

[ls]

and baked a cake made out of cookies at 3am with one hand then

[Pirate Utopian]

did a backflip.

[Killfacer]

did a backflip.

But BR and BK landed amongst the zombies and got eaten. Pu then great wings and flew to

[Pirate Utopian]

that nutty bastard Herbert West who was making these zombies and said...

[Killfacer]

Do you believe in love after

[Pirate Utopian]

a good pizza?

[Il Medico]

Then he said "I am certain it happens all the time". But suddenly...

[Pirate Utopian]

The zombies smashed the windows.

[Il Medico]

And advanced hungry and ready to feast. But then there was a knock on the door,

[Pirate Utopian]

in came Lionel Cosgrove with a lawnmower and said "party's over!" then proceeded to...

[GracchusBabeuf]

say 'Alohamora', summoned his broomstick and flew Herbert away into the sunlight

[Pirate Utopian]

while PU was stuck in a house full of zombies, but PU survived and escaped using...

[gorillafuck]

poop.

[Pirate Utopian]

and a roachclip.

[Bright Banana Beard]

PU later died with the ebola infection as become a zombie,

[Il Medico]

and was killed by his old comrade Captain Jack in his quest to destroy all zombies. Having killed all the zombies, saved the world, overthrown capitalism and made a BLT all in an afternoon, Captain Jack retired to his...

[GracchusBabeuf]

ship, El Wawawa which was anchored in the Pacific ocean and started to...

[Il Medico]

Sail off into the sun set when suddenly a giant...

[GracchusBabeuf]

zombie sea monster came up out of the ocean with Pirate Utopian, BR and socialist perched at its head, trying to hack its neck off. Captain Jack watched in awe...

[Il Medico]

as giant sea gulls attacked PU, BR, and Socialist. One ate BR, at this Captain Jack ran to man the....

[Pirate Utopian]

pie he had left in the fridge.

[Il Medico]

Seeing the pie the birds attacked. Captain Jack Killed them with a plunger and then ate the pie. After he finished, he ran out and saw...