Analysis of a busted song - My god they suck...

[Charred Phoenix]

"
Year 3000

one day when I came home at lunchtime,
I heard a funny noise
went out to the back yard to find out if it was,
one of those rowdy boys.
stood there with my neighbour called peter,
and a Flux Capacitor.
"

Uh, right... well... our good friend, the dictionary defines flux as:
Flux Flux, a. L. fluxus, p. p. of fluere. See Flux, n.
Flowing; unstable; inconstant; variable.

The flux nature of all things here. --Barrow.

So I assume they are talking about a FUCKING VARIABLE CAPACITOR, so everyone its simple, head out to a local electronics store and you can time travel! Why didn't I think of that?

"
he told me he built a time machine
like the one in a film I've seen,
yeah yeah... he said...
"

By this stage i'm wondering two things:

1. What the fuck is this song about?

2. Why won't someone please kill me?

"
I've been to the year three thousand
not much has changed but they lived under water,
and your great great great grand daughter,
is pretty fine (is pretty fine)
"

Right, great great great grandaughter, that's five generations in a thousand years, so if they all lived the same amoun of time, each of his descendants lived for 200 years, not to mention that what we're hearing here comes awfully close to a song about incest....

"
he took me to the future in the flux thing and I saw everything,
boy bands and another one and another one ... and another one!
triple breasted women swim around town... totally naked!
"

Oh right, so you climbed inside a variable capacitor? Well the one on my desk is about 20mm long by 15mm wide, and it's big as they come. So I figure to fit inside one of these things comfortably, you have to be about 15mmx10mm now there are two of them so these people are 7.5mmx5mm, *ahem*.

Then there's the whole line about boybands just like the halfwits that wrote this song.

I'm not even going to mention the last line....

"
we drove round in a time machine,
like the one in the film I've seen..
yeah yeah... he said...
"

Ladies and Gentlemen, a variable capacitor WITH WHEELS.

"
I've been to the year three thousand
not much has changed but they lived under water,
and your great great great grand daughter,
is pretty fine (is pretty fine)
"

LIVED???????????????? LIVED??????

"
I took a trip to the yeah 3 thousand
this song had gone multi platinum,
everybody brought our 7th album.
it had outsold Michael Jackson,
I took a trip to the yeah 3 thousand
this song had gone multi platinum,
everybody brought our 7th album, 7th album.
"

Uh, yeah, I can only guess they are trying to trick us into buying their cds, any other suggestions welcome.

"
he told me he built a time machine
like the one in a film I've seen,
yeah yeah... he said...
"

On the bright side, they will be long dead by the year 3000, so everyone, go buy a variable capacitor, and i'll see you there!!

Sorry, I needed to let off some steam, I just heard the war has started and these morons come on the radio.

[DEFMARX]

I'm having difficulty grasping what the hell you're talking about.

It seems you're *****ing about a stupid song making a parody of the movie Back to the Future where in fact they used a Delorean equipped with a Flux Capacitor to time travel. What is your complaint? There are so many rediculously bad songs played today, what makes this one any worse?

[Smoking Frog II]

kill the bastards.

[Charred Phoenix]

It seems you're *****ing about a stupid song making a parody of the movie Back to the Future where in fact they used a Delorean equipped with a Flux Capacitor to time travel.


That they are trying to sound technical when they are a bunch of fucking idiots.

[Anonymous]

I just enjoy the phrase 'not much has changed but they live underwater'

So the emmigration of the entire population beneath the waves is not much of a change?!

Plus if someone was suggesting going out with someone in my family with suck a big age difference id kick his arse.

[Moskitto]

he he, that whole analysis made me laugh.

especially about incest and the generations thing, that is just so true.

[rumblefish86]

Arrgh! Busted are shit! They dont even play the guitar they just pretend to! They piss me off so much!

[chamo]

Hilarious CP. Now "blazin' squad we must kill"

Blazin' auqad are assholes. There are 10 of them and they're all about 16 years. They were on a morning tv show, it was hard to fit 10 wankers onto a sofa so they kinda sat on each others knee. The interviewer asked if their school was suffering as a result of doing singing.
They said "not at all, between us we have 8 GCSEs", they chorused.

Now, considering that there are 10 of them, and I am doing 11 GCSEs and expected to pass all of them.

[Moskitto]

i thought it was blasing squad who had 10 people and just did their gcses, i thought busted was 3, but i could be wrong.

next mission: kill a busted album.

[Charred Phoenix]

I don't think there are any good bands with more than 5 people :P

[Anonymous]

I think busted got 50 GCSEs between them

And it wasnt due to their singing, it was due to the fact that they are thick.

[Moskitto]

i am going to kill one, i'll post photos on here when i do it,

i'll try and get one in hungary, i heard there's a thriving black market.

[Lefty]

what about ska bands? Reel Big Fish and Mighty Mighty Bosstones both have like 8, and they are good.