Create Devrim quotes

[black magick hustla]

Devrim is one of my fav revleft members so lets make a devrim tribute
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Fuck off, you haven't met indians

Well. I generally attack ideas, not background. However I shook hands with the Gupta Emperors and had a drink with Ghandi.

-Devrim

[black magick hustla]

Bobkindles talkin shit

I hate you.

-Devrim

[black magick hustla]

National liberation is good blahblahblahblah

I fought in the Mexican-American war of 1848. I was in the Saint Pattrick battalion of Irish men. When I shook hands with Santa-Anna I realized all nationalists are anti-workingclass gangsters.

-Devrim

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Fuck off you patronizing middle class ****.

[ls]

Fuck off you patronising middle class ****. (To BK who is reading right now).

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Eng-er-land Eng-er-land Eng-er-land Eng-er-land Eng-er-land Eng-er-land



Remember the 2002 world cup?

I am Ronaldinho.

-Devrim

[black magick hustla]

Remember the 2002 world cup?

I am Ronaldinho.

-Devrim

lol

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

IF U DONT SUPPORT NORTH KOREA UUR A CAPITLIST PIG



I did once have the misfortune of meeting a very senior member of the North Korean Bureaucracy. After five minutes I realized that he was an anti-working class member of the Bourgeois state apparatuses. I proceeded to head butt him to death. That is how I renutted Juche.

-Devrim

[GracchusBabeuf]

I did once have the misfortune of meeting a very senior member of the North Korean Bureaucracy. After five minutes I realized that he was an anti-working class member of the Bourgeois state apparatuses. I proceeded to head butt him to death. That is how I renutted Juche.

-Devrim
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[ls]

IRA sympathising republican flying bollock-squirrel talk

That is a very bourgeoisie way of looking at it though. In all likelihood Leo and I would stick a fork in your neck and do the Hannibal Lector on you if you came to our pub.

Devrim

[gorillafuck]

Why the fuck is everyone quoting Devrim now?

-Oscar Wilde

[Bright Banana Beard]

THIS IS A THREAD OF THE YEAR.

The bourgeois said so too. This is very unMarxist way.

Devrim

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

I am sorry Devrim but I do not believe you have enough Experience within the entertainment industry to be able to comment correctly on this issue.




Although I believe that attacking a user's post contributes more to the debate then criticizing a user's Experience or supposed lack of Experience, I must say I have witnessed plenty of corruption from within the industry in my time as lead singer of Cyprus Hill.

Devrim

[ls]

I had a dream I was lennox lewis and fell on my left ear then got eaten by a polar bear

What are you looking at, you challenge me Stalinist? I am not fooled by bourgeoisie mind tricks so you do not fool me.

Of course, you think they do, but you will find that the left communist force is strong. I banish you from my dojo.

Devrim

[black magick hustla]

I am the Zen-Master.

Devrim

[black magick hustla]

Man Is you arent getting it. Comrade Joe is getting it. Devrim is a man of mild manners,. short sentences, and wordly experience.

[Black Dagger]

Remember the 2002 world cup?

I am Ronaldinho.

-Devrim

:laugh:

[jake williams]

This thread is why we need to bring rep back to Chit.

[Black Dagger]

Yeah, not being able to thank OR rep is a bit harsh IMO.

[Bilan]

I did once have the misfortune of meeting a very senior member of the North Korean Bureaucracy. After five minutes I realized that he was an anti-working class member of the Bourgeois state apparatuses. I proceeded to head butt him to death. That is how I renutted Juche.

-Devrim

HAHA :lol::lol:
That is brilliant. :lol:

[Black Dagger]

no uterus, no opinion

I suppose if I ripped yours out it would be a two for one deal. I would end your miserable sexist life, and my opinion would count.

-Devrim

(Please see "is the word **** sexist" thread before you call me a chauvinist)

Err... yeah. Nah.

That kind of 'joke' is not really acceptable here. You've had a disagreement with Rosa, and now you're using this thread as a vehicle to make a particularly gruesome and tasteless comment.

Seriously, fucking check yourself man. You can't talk to and about people like this.

[Il Medico]

Arggh! I thought this thread was to satire comments you disagree with. I thought Devrim was made up! I feel really stupid and apologize to Rosa. :(

[Wanted Man]

I was just talking about this with Leo in the pub the other day. I wonder what some of the national liberationists would have done if they had met Che instead of me. They would probably pinch their noses because of his body odour. We do not spread any illusions, he was simply a nationalist who wanted to sacrifice the "little brown people" in the name of anti-imperialism.

Devrim

[Devrim]

Err... yeah. Nah.

That kind of 'joke' is not really acceptable here. You've had a disagreement with Rosa, and now you're using this thread as a vehicle to make a particularly gruesome and tasteless comment.

Seriously, fucking check yourself man. You can't talk to and about people like this.

I just want it to be quite clear that the comment this refers to wasn't made by me at all as it could be interpreted that way.

Devrim

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[Devrim]

I was just talking about this with Leo in the pub the other day. I wonder what some of the national liberationists would have done if they had met Che instead of me. They would probably pinch their noses because of his body odour. We do not spread any illusions, he was simply a nationalist who wanted to sacrifice the "little brown people" in the name of anti-imperialism.

Devrim
Actually the line about 'little brown people' is one that Leo uses*, and one that I really don't like actually. I don't like the idea of implying that people are chauvanists because they hold a different position from us on national liberation whereas Leo, I think, belives that the position is inherently chauvanist in itself.

Devrim

*I may have used it once. I am not certain.

[hugsandmarxism]

Be nice y'all.

-Stalin

[Knight of Cydonia]

:laugh::laugh:

[Black Dagger]

I just want it to be quite clear that the comment this refers to wasn't made by me at all as it could be interpreted that way.

Devrim

Hehe, don't worry comrade - i don't think anyone could imagine a comment like that coming from your lips.

[9]

Am I the only one on revleft who doesn't have any idea what the hell is going on here?

[Black Dagger]

It's a light-hearted/friendly/affectionate parody of Devrim's dry wit/politics by some of his comrades.

[Jazzratt]

Be nice y'all.

-Stalin

UR DOIN IT WRONG!

-Devrim

[Leo]

That is a very bourgeoisie way of looking at it though. In all likelihood Leo and I would stick a fork in your neck and do the Hannibal Lector on you if you came to our pub.We might end up doing something like that one of these days... although Devrim of course would do his part in a milder mannered way than described.

[Lamanov]

Be nice y'all.

-Stalin

That is quite distasteful coming from a high representative of the state-capitalist class. The repression and reaction under your regime was anti-proletarian. Workers resented you and your class. I had a discussion about this with your alcoholic son, Vasya, over a beer in a pub in Georgia. Afterward, he was found dead with a knife in his back.

- Devrim

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

YEAHHHHHH WHEN U COME DOWN TO THE PENZANZ GEHTOO IL BUST A CAP IN YO ARSE YOU DONT NO SHIT BOUT THE STREETS BOY YOUR NOT GAGNSTER





Although this is an attack on my character not my personality I feel as I have to share my experience the matter. I was for many years a drug runner on the streets of New York. I am currently in the process of framing surge knight for the murder of rappers tupac and biggie.

Devrim

[ZeroNowhere]

This thread lacks hilarity.

[Devrim]

This thread lacks hilarity.
That is a result of the social decomposition of the decadent capitalist system having an adverse effect on the ability of political minorities to organically produce militants who can develop the ability to take a leading role in the maturation of the subterainian level of consciousness and develop it to a level where they can crack decent jokes.

Devrim

[Pogue]

My uncomprimising position on the centrality of the working class in opposition to all
beurecracies and capitulation to bourgeois movements brings all the left communists to the yard,
and our political analysis is better than yours,
dam right, its better than yours,
I could teach you, but I'd have to wait for a period of struggle so you can form a workers council in which I can participate as part of the centralised international communist party moving things in a revolutionary direction.

Devrim

[#FF0000]

that is a result of the social decomposition of the decadent capitalist system having an adverse effect on the ability of political minorities to organically produce militants who can develop the ability to take a leading role in the maturation of the subterainian level of consciousness and develop it to a level where they can crack decent jokes.

Devrim

lol

[Bilan]

That is a result of the social decomposition of the decadent capitalist system having an adverse effect on the ability of political minorities to organically produce militants who can develop the ability to take a leading role in the maturation of the subterainian level of consciousness and develop it to a level where they can crack decent jokes.

Devrim

:lol::lol:

[Pogue]

HAIL CCCP

Devrim

[jake williams]

That is a result of the social decomposition of the decadent capitalist system having an adverse effect on the ability of political minorities to organically produce militants who can develop the ability to take a leading role in the maturation of the subterainian level of consciousness and develop it to a level where they can crack decent jokes.

Devrim
Awesome.

[ZeroNowhere]

"No one can imitate Dunsany, and probably everyone who's ever read him has tried."
-C. L. Moore.

Apparently this applies to Devrim too.

[F9]

That is a result of the social decomposition of the decadent capitalist system having an adverse effect on the ability of political minorities to organically produce militants who can develop the ability to take a leading role in the maturation of the subterainian level of consciousness and develop it to a level where they can crack decent jokes.

Devrim

Muahahaha WIN

[Panda Tse Tung]

Devrim wins this thread. I'd have repped that post if i could.

[black magick hustla]

oh Devrim.... I bet you are the life of the party

[Devrim]

"No one can imitate Dunsany, and probably everyone who's ever read him has tried."
-C. L. Moore.

Apparently this applies to Devrim too.
I have no idea who you are talking about.
Devrim

[Devrim]

oh Devrim.... I bet you are the life of the party
Funnily enough, many people think that I am. It just goes to show how decieving Internet personas can be.
Devrim

[Holden Caulfield]

Devrim is the only user on here that I (the arch egomaniac) will admit is my superior in all ways.

[black magick hustla]

Funnily enough, many people think that I am. It just goes to show how decieving Internet personas can be.
Devrim

i wasnt joking. you seem like a good man

[ZeroNowhere]

I have no idea who you are talking about.
DevrimI was comparing you to this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Plunkett,_18th_Baron_Dunsany).

[Leo]

oh Devrim.... I bet you are the life of the party

he sometimes is the life of this or that party...

ups and downs :lol:

[Jazzratt]

Well, I guess it's conclusively proved no one can out-Devrim Devrim. Also adding that little sign off at the end of the post makes you feel 200% more awesome.

[Raúl Duke]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Black Dagger]

Lol at Devrim saving this thread, GG comrade.

[Devrim]

he sometimes is the life of this or that party...

ups and downs :lol:
I'd just like to clarify that although I may go to the pub with him once a week, I am not the sort of person who goes to parties with somebody like Leo, and as far as I can remember we have never attended a party together.
Really folks, I am not sure what he is talking about here.
Devrim

[Leo]

Didn't we attend that October Revolution party?

But no, Dev is of course right, he is too old for that shit - that was the point.

[Devrim]

Well yes, I suppose, if we can count that as a party. While I may be a little too old to sit around in student flats drinking dog-killer, I actually get invited to, and even occasionally go to, quite a few parties.
You are just jealous of my mature good looks, wit, and exotic charm. I'd try and make up for it with my cooking if I were you. I will buy you a cookbook for your birthday.
Devrim

[Leo]

Well yes, I suppose, if we can count that as a party. While I may be a little too old to sit around in student flats drinking dog-killer

Ok that was harsh.

Actually at the last one of those I attended, a few weeks ago, there was a large selection of drinks ranging from dog-killer to beer and Malibu...


You are just jealous of my mature good looks, wit, and exotic charm.

Dude, you are more than twice my age :lol:

[BOZG]

Devrim at a party? For some reason, my mental picture of that is Devrim speaking like some English Lord, sitting in a highback chair with a glass of fine whiskey in one hand and a cigar in the other and a crowd of admirers sitting around him.

[Bilan]

You are just jealous of my mature good looks, wit, and exotic charm. I'd try and make up for it with my cooking if I were you. I will buy you a cookbook for your birthday.
Devrim

This is the best thing that was ever said on Revleft, ever. :lol:

[Bilan]

Devrim at a party? For some reason, my mental picture of that is Devrim speaking like some English Lord, sitting in a highback chair with a glass of fine whiskey in one hand and a cigar in the other and a crowd of admirers sitting around him.

http://www.greatest-quotations.com/fotos%5CWilde.jpg

[Pogue]

I bet he goes to masquerades and pisses everyone off because he reveals his identity at the end of eveyr sentence he says.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Many people think Devrim calls himself so because its Turkish for revolution this is where it is wrong. Devrim is really the Turkish version of Herby.

http://www.kutlukutu.com/images/devrim-otomobili.jpg

[hammer and sickle]

This is why we can't have nice things.
Are you a Chanfag by any chance?

[Holden Caulfield]

Are you a Chanfag by any chance?

I find the use of the word fag pretty offensive, especially in the way it is thrown around on 4chan.
Please think about its homophobic roots and connotations next time, and try not to use it.

Not a warning, just a word.
regards

[Pogue]

Devrim: Yo, Leo. Pick up the phone.

Leo: Hey man, whacha doin?

Devrim: Nuttin', jus chillin, reading some Pannekoek.

dada: WAZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Leo: WAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZAAAAAA

Devrim: WAAAAZZZZZZAAAAAAA

Devrim: So whatcha doin?

Leo: Nuttin, just chillin, not degeneratin'.

[Bilan]

Something tells me Leo and Devrim wouldn't talk on the phone.
They would meet under the bridge at 4am.

[Bright Banana Beard]

Something also tell me that Devrim and Leo completely owns the union in their area, so watch out for them. Devrim is a man you want to respect as you will know he is truly a serious and relaxing gentleman.

[Devrim]

something tells me that Leo would ring Devrim not once but four times in the middle of the night because he wanted to discuss 'complications' in his life. Also there is no way I would even answer the phone let alone go and meet him at 4am under a bridge.
Devrim

[Devrim]

Devrim at a party? For some reason, my mental picture of that is Devrim speaking like some English Lord try to imagine someone speaking like an Irish/Lebanese gangster who generally inserts about four obscenities into every sentence. It is not entirely accurate but it will give you a better picture.
Devrim

[BOZG]

try to imagine someone speaking like an Irish/Lebanese gangster who generally inserts about four obscenities into every sentence. It is not entirely accurate but it will give you a better picture.
Devrim

There's no fucking way you use obscenities that much? Impossible.

I will check out some Lebanese accents and get back to you.

[Devrim]

There's no fucking way you use obscenities that much? Impossible.
Only in short sentences and only when speaking English to people who are either nativevspeakers or have a very good comandvof the language. I don't swear often in other languages.
Devrim

[Bandito]

Devrim at a party? For some reason, my mental picture of that is Devrim speaking like some English Lord, sitting in a highback chair with a glass of fine whiskey in one hand and a cigar in the other and a crowd of admirers sitting around him.
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/d7d16828287a11762cd9607dd1e131698c362e74_m.jpg