New Question thread

[Angry Young Man]

For those unfamiliar, I start with a question, the respondent answers and asks a new question, and this goes on ad infinitum.

Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky?

[Panda Tse Tung]

He's on Nauru enjoying his old day.

Sex?

[hugsandmarxism]

Yes, please, but only if you shave.

Why do you close your eyes when we make love?

[Pogue]

Because I keep seeing the face of Stalin.

What colour is the sky?

[hugsandmarxism]

The same color as your blood, you blue-blooded bourgeois! ;)

Anyone try one of these new penut butter and jelly M&M's?

[Angry Young Man]

Yeurck!

Why didn't Mao Chi say 'he got an icepick that made his ears burn'?

[Communist Theory]

Because Trotsky got it first.

Who took your virginity?

[Angry Young Man]

A one night stand at a gay club.


Should I learn to drive?

[hugsandmarxism]

Only with a stick... and do it erotically... :blushing:

Do anarchists really have more fun?

[F9]

Only with a stick... and do it erotically... :blushing:

Do anarchists really have more fun?

That question dont really needs an answer, because its too obvious that we are indeed more fun!

Are you an idiot?

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Yes.

Has fuserg9 ever wanked off a dolphin?

[JimmyJazz]

No, but he's flogged one.

Why did bobkindles get suspended?

[NecroCommie]

Because he bought suspenders...

What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

[Panda Tse Tung]

My penis.

Is NecroCommie alive?

[Black Sheep]

Only at full moon.

Why is this ---> :) smiling?

[hugsandmarxism]

Because it just saw the size of Fuserg9's penis.

Polly want a cracker?

[Panda Tse Tung]

I dunno, why do you ask me?

Should dancing be prohibited by law?

[F9]

I dunno, why do you ask me?

Should dancing be prohibited by law?

For sure!

Should i ban the idiots talking about me?:cool:

[Pirate Utopian]

Nah.

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothin but the truth so help your black ass?

[Angry Young Man]

No.

Would HC if he was?

[Bright Banana Beard]

No.

Would HC if he was?

I did not understand what is HC.

What does "HC" stand for?

[Absolut]

I did not understand what is HC.

What does "HC" stand for?

If you ask, youre not ready for the answer.

What am I?

[GracchusBabeuf]

A leftist.

Is it good that people think Obama is a socialist?:confused:

[hugsandmarxism]

An anarchist, who's nick is also the name of a vodka...

Anyone here drink vodka?

[Il Medico]

Yes.

Why do people fear heights, instead of just falling from them?

[hugsandmarxism]

Yes.

Why do people fear heights, instead of just falling from them?

Heights give some people a sense of vertigo, apparently. Phobias aren't supposed to make sense though. I'm pretty arachnophobic, even though I understand that most spiders can't actually hurt me... depends on life experience.

Was my response to long?

[GracchusBabeuf]

Yes!

Does being cool make you a revolutionary?

[Absolut]

No, being a revolutionary makes you cool.

Why doesnt people like good music?

[Il Medico]

No, being a revolutionary makes you cool.

Why doesnt people like good music?

Because people isn't a person.

Should I tell Hugs'n'Marxism that there is a spider on his back?

[hugsandmarxism]

Because people isn't a person.

Should I tell Hugs'n'Marxism that there is a spider on his back?

No! Because the very idea of one of those eight-legged hell-beasts creeping and crawling on my skin makes me want to scream! :crying:

Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a circle-A?

[Pirate Utopian]

Shaving my pubes only led to horrible itchiness, so I wouldnt recommend it.

Mr. Big Stuff, who do you think you are?

[Angry Young Man]

HAMLET THE DANE!

Has Hugs seen that fucking thing crawling on his back?

[hugsandmarxism]

AH! FUCK! GET IT OFFF~!

What are you?

[NecroCommie]

A skeleton (I wish)

Has anyone else got a thing for skeletons? They are beautiful. Especially the ones that look sad and happy at the same time.

[hugsandmarxism]

Not particularly, but they do make fun combatants. Making bones fly when you hit them with a war hammer is fun indeed!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rn-IWIiuLOU/SBaEAwEgFSI/AAAAAAAAANA/flRzXasv7mA/s320/oblivion%2Bskeleton.jpg

Which was better, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind or The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion?

[NecroCommie]

Was that even a real question? Oblivion ofcourse! Morrowind had cooler abilities, but Oblivion pawns with interest when it comes to AI-characters, missions and story.

Warrior, thief or mage?

[Pirate Utopian]

I have no idea.

What would you do in case of a zombie apocalypse?

[NecroCommie]

Fucking die!

Spells, swords or lockpicks?

[hugsandmarxism]

Spells.

Destruction, restoration, or conjuration?

[NecroCommie]

Destruction :cool:

Castle, Necropolis or fortress? (towns of heroes 3)

[hugsandmarxism]

Haven't played that one, so I wouldn't know...

Where's the best place to get a tatoo if you don't want people to see it?

[Pirate Utopian]

Your ass.

Do you use and/or like the term "putting some funk in that ass"?

[Killfacer]

i neither use it or like it

what about us? what about NATURE???????

[NecroCommie]

Lets oil ourselves and eat the nature.

What about the children?!?!?

[GracchusBabeuf]

The children make or break the revolution.

Why is the sky red in Soviet Russia???

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Cocaine. Are you Libsoc (ls)?

[Killfacer]

no but i wish i was

are we human, or are we dancer?

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

We are jelly beans.

are YOU Libsoc?

[Killfacer]

no but i wish i was

where my dawg at?

[ls]

hugs'n'marxism who is viewing the thread is me WHOA ASSIMILATION ASSIMILATION, that's where the dawg at.

Do you read monkey smashes heaven while touching your navel?

[Bright Banana Beard]

Yes.

Do you eat soyed rice with Wasabi sauce?

[NecroCommie]

In hell

Are you daemonically possessed?

[GracchusBabeuf]

yep

Who's a gooood puppy???:wub:

[Pirate Utopian]

Snoopy?

Evil Dead 1 or 2?

[NecroCommie]

Cursed be thee pirate utopian!!!

both! Honestly, both are best.

How can you do that?

[hugsandmarxism]

Me~! :D

If I take a dump on the rug, will you still love me? *gives puppy face*

Edit: fuck my timing! Oh well, i can answer "Me~!" for anything I want! :P

[Il Medico]

I would beat you with a newspaper, and send you to the gulag!

Anybody here like the movie the Edukators?

[GracchusBabeuf]

No. I prefer Monty Python.

What Is To Be Done?

[Il Medico]

Lets just all have lunch and figure it out later.

Why do idiots rule the world?

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Because you were born into a position where you could.

Are you a type of harry potter?

[Il Medico]

Because you were born into a position where you could.

Are you a type of harry potter?
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............\.............. (to comrade joe's answer)

I took a pottery class, and I have really long hair, so yes.

Who is cooler, the Doctor or Captain Jack? (not me, the one from the TV show)

[Il Medico]

Since no one else seems to want to answer, Captain Jack!

Would you choose to be Immortal?

[NecroCommie]

No.
Do you listen to immortal?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w

[hugsandmarxism]

Nope.

Am I the only person here who likes Kathy Griffin?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEkd8N_57eo

Seriously?

[Pirate Utopian]

Yes.

What is the best horror movie ever?

[hugsandmarxism]

Evil Dead 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzXk3nfEdMY

What new hit show is Bruce Campbell of the Evil Dead trilogy starring in?

[Il Medico]

I don't know.

Anyone else think the Dawn of the Dead zombies are scary as shit?

[Angry Young Man]

Never seen it, but it's from the 70s, so I doubt it.

Why can't I have a car?

[Pirate Utopian]

Because then we bought you this segway for nothing!

What line comes next?:
White Lines, vision dreams of passion... connected to my mind.

[LeninBalls]

I don't know lolol but I remember hearing it in Shaun of the Dead.

Why is why spelt as why?

[GracchusBabeuf]

Because the you is high:D

Where is my soup? I had orderd it like half hour ago!

[Bright Banana Beard]

Your soup will never be deliver.

Ultra-Leftist, do they care about the plight the workers?

[GracchusBabeuf]

More than conservative rightists.:cool:

Could you point me to the nearest gulag?

[NecroCommie]

You're in it!

Why?

[CapitalistCrusher]

You're in it!

Why?

Some god guy said so

I can haz cheezburger? :3

[Il Medico]

No!


Why is it that the pro-life crowd is always the quickest to call for war?

[CapitalistCrusher]

:crying:
because they have a fetish for killing innocents

Deal or no deal?

[Bright Banana Beard]

no deal

So wait until everyone is anarchist, or fight to the anarky!?

[An archist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yQwf4btQfs

Golden whisky or white rhum?

[hugsandmarxism]

Vodka.

Has anyone seen a show called Burn Notice? (answer to my previous question)

[Bright Banana Beard]

I did not.

Did you?

[hugsandmarxism]

Yep. Bruce Campbell is awesome in it.

Should we form a cult of personality around Bruce Campbell?

[Pirate Utopian]

Yes.

Should this cult have chainsaw arms to honour the great one?

[NecroCommie]

Ofcourse! whatever that contains chainsaws is awesome... (referring to chainswords of the imperial guard officer corps) :thumbup:

Is it way too hot, or perhaps so hot that satan blushesh: "why can't hell be that hot?"

[Rusty Shackleford]

Because Hell froze over.

What happens when you divide by zero?

[Bright Banana Beard]

All hell break loose.

Do you hate me the most or the least?

[9]

Less and more than the least and most.

If the sum of two parts is greater than a part of two sums, what should we do with the goyim?

[hugsandmarxism]

What the fuck is a goyim?

What the fuck is a goyim?

[NecroCommie]

A vile plot by rockthemandolin to confuse you.

If I were a supervillain, what kind of secret lair I would have.

[Pirate Utopian]

An underwater liar made out of cardboard.

Who's house?!

[Bright Banana Beard]

My house.

Is my house your house?

[Il Medico]

My house isn't a house, so no.


Can I get an Amen? lol

[Trystan]

Amen.

What next?

[NecroCommie]

My question

What was?

[GracchusBabeuf]

Goths being cool.

What is fascism and how to fight it?

[Il Medico]

It is evil, and with bullets.


How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Pirate Utopian]

It aint no disco it aint no party.

What is a disco and a party?

[GracchusBabeuf]

Communist party hosted by John Travolta.

Dude, where's my car???

[Il Medico]

In a ditch out back, covered in petrol, on fire. So yeah, that's FUN!


Who is the Jesus fella and why does he want me to drink his blood?

[Pirate Utopian]

He is an infected!

Is 28 Days Later a zombiemovie in your opinion? (in truth it's not)

[Il Medico]

Don't know never seen it.


Who would win in a fight, a vampire or a werewolf?

[Black Sheep]

A wherewolf.The vampire will never find it.

Can you sneeze with your eye open, if you are a cyclops?

[Il Medico]

Don't know, ask a cyclops.


Which is more important 'size' or 'substance'?

[Trystan]

Who knows.

What is Santa Claus and how do we fight it?

[Il Medico]

A fat capitalist who uses slave labor to create toys that he then sells to supermarkets at Christmas time. He is the villain behind all toy companies and stores! We fight it with small chimneys and poison milk.

Hand Job or Blow Job? That is the question.

[Bright Banana Beard]

Blow job.

69 or reserve 69?

[Il Medico]

Blow job.

69 or reserve 69?
69.

On the topic of sex, men, women or both?

[GracchusBabeuf]

Depends.

Has it gone in?

[Il Medico]

:confused:


Anywho, Coke or Pesi, or down with the capitalist scum...but in the context of the question coke.

[Bright Banana Beard]

Mountain Dew.

BLU or RED?

[Il Medico]

Red, comrade!


Hugs or Kisses? or both?

[GracchusBabeuf]

Both.

What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?

[Pirate Utopian]

Yes.

What is the greatest most awesome thing you've ever done?

[Il Medico]

Had a cop pull me over coming back from Dunken Donuts. That was pretty funny, I couldn't resist. when he asked me if I knew why he pulled me over. I looked at him, weighed my options and said "Well officer I guess you could smell them." I then held up the box of donuts, the cop nearly pissed his pants he laughed so hard. :laugh:

Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?

[Rusty Shackleford]

Vladimir Putin is afraid of the big bad wolf.

Have you ever seen the rain?

[9]

No, I live near Seattle, where it never, ever, ever, rains. Ever.

Does anyone else on revleft think the term "bourgeois" has been bastardized by a bunch of dumb schmucks who can only respond to a disagreement by derailing the conversation?

[Il Medico]

Yes, but I would never stop using it!


How much for the couch?

[Pirate Utopian]

Fuck yo' couch!

Do you come straight outta Compton?

[Il Medico]

No I don't come 'out of' compton, live in a much whiter Florida version. :laugh:


Anybody like cake?

[Killfacer]

depends on what kind of cake. I like chocolate cake but weird ass mandarin cheese cake is vile.

Did you walk right through the door?

[NecroCommie]

Yes, although it was still closed.

shit?

[Il Medico]

Happens.


Who's up for a game of pin the bullet on the fascist?:laugh:

[GracchusBabeuf]

I'd rather pin it on the liberal, who's as dangerous and more powerful.:p

how does it feel to die?

[Il Medico]

I don't know, ask necro commie.


Who's your daddy?

[Rusty Shackleford]

Papa Murphy

Whats the meaning of life?

[Killfacer]

Papa Murphy

Whats the meaning of life?

forty something....

who?

[Rusty Shackleford]

Colonel Mustard.

How?

[Il Medico]

By the transitive property of bullshit.


Que?

[Chapter 24]

By the transitive property of bullshit.


Que?

Well, usually with a nice Italian sauce, preferrably a zesty one. I'd advise you to at least warm it up for a good 45 minutes before adding in the garlic, though.

If three apples fall from the sky and one of them lands on someone's brand new Porsche, denting the roof, how many people does it take to not give a fuck?

[GracchusBabeuf]

465678987934 liberals

Who is John Galt?

[Il Medico]

your father!


I am I right?

[hugsandmarxism]

Probably.

Got a match? (i'm setting you up for a good one; be thankful ;) )

[Il Medico]

On E-Harmony.

Care to explain?

[hugsandmarxism]

Well, i was hoping someone would say "your face and my ass" or something else... the match joke is a rare opportunity for smokers bummed for lights (then again, people usually ask "Gotta light?" which makes this an even rarer opportunity. since when do smoker's carry matches?). Opportunity lost, but it happens.

Should I carry a lighter just for the sake of starting conversations with smokers who want me to light their cigarette?

[Il Medico]

Nope a flame thrower would be cooler.


Why does your face look like my ass btw?

[hugsandmarxism]

Because I'm Ben Affleck.

Anyone in here enjoy the movie Dogma?

[Il Medico]

Funny Shit.

Is it sexist to say something a woman said was sexist?

[hugsandmarxism]

No, but calling her a Nazi was unnecessary in that other post, so if you want to feel bad for something, feel bad about that.

How do you take your coffee?

[Il Medico]

Lots of cream and sugar. To be fair, She did say I was an insult to Marxist and not one.

How goes it hugs?

[hugsandmarxism]

It goes well enough.

How is it fair to respond to being called un-Marxist by calling someone a friggin Nazi? Don't you think that's taking it a little far?

[Rusty Shackleford]

Im not part of this conversation.

did i derail your convo?

[Il Medico]

It goes well enough.

How is it fair to respond to being called un-Marxist by calling someone a friggin Nazi? Don't you think that's taking it a little far?
Ok, admitted.

How would you have reacted if you were called a fake and a sexist, and for all extensive proposes, an agent of the bourgeois and the reactionary cause? I doubt you would take it kindly.

[Angry Young Man]

I'd say 'I'm no anarchist!'

Shall we have each other for tea, yea? Let's have each other with cream

[Il Medico]

Tea sounds good.


Brother, where art thou?

[GracchusBabeuf]

Here, there, everywhere!

Why has this great nation sunk so low in morals??:(

[Il Medico]

Because of Pinko Commie Bastards like us!:thumbup:


Anyone here like orgies?

[Pirate Utopian]

Sure do.

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

[Killfacer]

Sure do.

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

...i...need....the kwike mart :crying:

Have kind of days have found us?

[Il Medico]

I say this with all seriousness....QUE?



Que hora es?

[Il Medico]

Hora, definatly hora.

when 9 is the hobbit 998 teen what is 9 god harry bert and the chair say what?
Again, WHAT?


Is killerface just being an ass, or does he not speak any Spanish?

[GracchusBabeuf]

él es un asno

WTF?:cursing:

[Il Medico]

If by WTF you mean What the Fuck, I don't know. If you mean what to fuck, everyone!:D


Is anyone out there looking for a strong, incredibly smart, handsome, and down right fun Captain to hold them in his arms?

[Il Medico]

I'm sorry I don't speak idiot.


Could you repeat the question in English?

[Il Medico]

booby deeby beeb, clearly.


Won't you find your paradise?

[GracchusBabeuf]

In North Korea, yes!

Do you believe in love at first sight?

[Il Medico]

Yes I am certain it happens all the time.



Didn't you already ask that question?

[Pirate Utopian]

No.

What is love?

[Il Medico]

No.

What is love?
Love Is humanity. To not love is inhuman.


Would you like my autograph?

[GracchusBabeuf]

Yes.

who is the antichrist?

[hugsandmarxism]

http://www.olemiss.edu/orgs/kat/CindyMcCain_full.jpg

How big is John McCain's enlarged prostate?

[Il Medico]

Your standing on it! *To Socialist: Here you go, Captain Jack* Copy &paste.


Who wants a hug?:wub:

[Bright Banana Beard]

I do.

Do we really need to hug?

[hugsandmarxism]

Yes! It is crucial to humanity! Hugs... and marxism. :D

Anyone else here watch Sparkling Red Star?

[Il Medico]

Never heard of it.


How many hugs do I have to give to become a leader of the revolution?

[Bright Banana Beard]

It's over 9000.

9000!?

[Il Medico]

*Hug* 8999.:D


Did anyone ever hug Marx?

[hugsandmarxism]

Probably frequently. He was a huggable guy.

Is fisting puppets illegal in Alabama?

[Il Medico]

Probably frequently. He was a huggable guy.
I agree! I would hug Marx if he was alive.


Is fisting puppets illegal in Alabama?
Probably. The only thing they want you having sexual relations is your cousin!


Could I ever live without you by my side?

[Angry Young Man]

No. When the news arrived that I was dead, you took too many paracetamols.

Socialist bloc in Europe as a portal to world revolution or a blowjob off Johnny Depp?

[Il Medico]

Is Johnny Depp giving me a blow job or am I giving him one? Either way he is a sexy man, so. :wub: And I don't see why Europe could not be the launching pad for the revolution, outside America it is the most industrialized. But between the two, I'll leave my sexual fantasies behind for the revolution.

Why such weird choices?

[Angry Young Man]

Right, put it like this: if you're at the vanguard of a proletarian revolution and then Johnny Depp comes up and offers you a bj if you don't carry it through, you'd be in a pickle. The best option is to call his bluff so that he still gives you a blowjob.

When you get changed, can you leave the curtains open?

[Pirate Utopian]

I do it.

Could you be friends with Ned Flanders?

[Pogue]

Yeh, I love people who never get offended with you.

Should I eat a pizza or curry?

[Killfacer]

Yeh, I love people who never get offended with you.

Should I eat a pizza or curry?

curry obviously

John Terry or Rio Ferdinand?

[Spud]

Rio Ferdinand wears weird clothes.

If you had a pet banana, what would you call it?

[Il Medico]

Banana Joe


Should we just kill the bourgeois after the revolution or assimilate them into the working class?

[Spud]

Kill them, they can't be assimilated.

Question is how?

[Angry Young Man]

Burn Knightsbridge to dust

[Il Medico]

Ahh!!!! No QUESTION!!!!:scared::scared::scared:


If you could sleep with one of these two men who would it be?
John Barrowman or David Tennant

[Angry Young Man]

Tennant, hands down.

Can you run to the shop and get me some pork scratchings and a snickers?

[Il Medico]

Sure.


Why hands down? Both are damn sexy in my opinion.

[Angry Young Man]

David Tennant's just better looking. John Barrowman's just too... American. Plus, he's got a time machine, so I can go back to 1983 and have a fivesome with the Smiths.

If I add 1/8 to 1/16, how stoned will I get? (show your working)

[Il Medico]

It's 6:00 in the morning, I am not doing math!


Which three actors/actresses would you most like to sleep with?

Edit: Wait! I am an American! Hey!

[Angry Young Man]

See post in appropriate threads

Why haven't humans evolved so that the lips of the eyes are black. We'd save so much on eyeliner.

[Pirate Utopian]

Cause mankind doesnt want to look naturally emo.


Never seen it, but it's from the 70s, so I doubt it.
Look at the bit from 5:30 till 6:06 from this short piece of the 1979 movie Zombi 2.
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Now tell me. Can 70s zombies be scary?

[GracchusBabeuf]

yes, if you're a scaredy cat.

Why are you like this?

[Angry Young Man]

Because apparently, I'm emo!

Wtf's so emo about eyeliner? I just look that damn good with eyeliner. Utopian's just jealous because he's a munter with squint eyes.

[Il Medico]

Nothing in my opinion.


What ever happened to the American leftist community?

[GracchusBabeuf]

They were eaten by the ruling class Godzilla.

Do you renounce Satan?

[Il Medico]

Satan always seemed like a cappie to me, so yes.


And all his works?

[Angry Young Man]

Everything but gluttony, lust and vanity, for they are the harnesses of my being. And balls is Satan a cappie. God's a fash, making Satan a kind of Robin Hood/Van der Lubbe character.

Why can't we give ourselves one more chance? Why can't we give love, give love, give love, give love?

[Il Medico]

I give love and hugs!


And if God is a fash and Satan is a cappie, then is Jesus the hippie son giving the finger to both?:laugh:

[Angry Young Man]

Errr no? I already established that Satan is not a cappie. For starts you never heard of Lucifer owning a factory or a bank or some shit or whatever.

Tus aime mes genous?

[Pirate Utopian]

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Angry Young Man]

Because you were chasing after it with amorous intent. And Answer my question properly! Also, to everyone, let's try to keep in a song lyric frame, see how long it can carry on.

How does it feel to treat me like you do?

[Pirate Utopian]

Okay.

Do you really want to hurt me?, do you really want to make me cry?

[ls]

only on thursdays

raindrops keep falling on my head?

[Pirate Utopian]

That's not even a question.

Why do birds suddenly appear?

[ls]

cause I cant stay away from YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I don't wanna let you goooo
and though its killing me that's true
there's just some things I cant controooooooooll

your love slipping through my hands
and though I've heard it all before..

[Angry Young Man]

O you fucking retard! It has to be actual questions in lyrics. The criteria couldn't be more clear: 1. it is a question; 2. It is a song lyric.

I said Charles don't you ever crave to appear on the front of the Daily Mail, dressed in your mother's bridal veil?

[ls]

Maybe.

This is a cool thread!

[Angry Young Man]

It'd be even cooler if you observed the fucking rules! Crusty bastard anarchists in their friggin South Wales kibbutz. Now I've got to find another question in a song just to chastise you!

To the lovely dancing lights, I begged 'may I cut in?'

[Pirate Utopian]

No.

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help your black ass? (yes it's from a song)

[ls]

..just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door!

I never observe rules. :cool:

Why does it hurt, when I PEEEEEEEEEE

[Angry Young Man]

Too much wanking.

Don't you want me, baby?

[Pirate Utopian]

Why not?

What they hittin' foe?

[Il Medico]

Because they can.


What on earth are you trying to do? (Yes it is from a song)

[Pirate Utopian]

Laugh, love, fuck and drink liqiour.

San Quentin, what good do you think you do?
Do you think I'll be different when you're through?

[Il Medico]

Well right you are!

Who do you think you are, a super star?

[Pirate Utopian]

Yes, actually I do.

Do you plan to let me go, for the other guy you knew before?

[Il Medico]

Yes.


Why'd you have to stay away so long?

[Pirate Utopian]

Because I got high.

Should I stay or should I go?

[Angry Young Man]

Stay - it's clear that you only have half the trouble of you going.

War, huh, good god yea, what is it good for?

[Pirate Utopian]

Well some really cool explosions and shit...

So, Eazy, tell me, how was your life as a youngster?

[Madvillainy]

Ruthless my style as a juvenile
Ran with a gang slanged in the meanwhile

You're rather violent, aren't you?

[Pirate Utopian]

Sometimes.

Ok, what would be the situation when you so-called "gank" somebody?

[Madvillainy]

Gettin ganked by me is a lesson.

You're not exactly a role model, are you?

[Pirate Utopian]

Not exactly.

And for your listeners, what does Eazy think of himself?

[Il Medico]

I am a role model, just not a good one.


Who's there?

[Angry Young Man]

I, Dunhope.

[Il Medico]

No question?

[ls]

Question no one.

Why does my heart, feeeeeel so bad?

[Angry Young Man]

Cos you won't stop eating lard, you fat fuck

How do you?

[GracchusBabeuf]

Magic!

Why am so shy when I'm beside you?

[Il Medico]

Because I am to awesome for words.


Why do I always pick the wrong door?

[Killfacer]

Because I am to awesome for words.


Why do I always pick the wrong door?

Because you're blind

WHY OH WHY OH WHY!?!?!

[Il Medico]

Oh Because.


If you have two chickens, you take away 1/2 a chicken, then you add 3/4 of a chicken, divide that by 2/6 of a chicken, and then multiply it by 7/10 of a chicken, how many chickens do you have?

[Angry Young Man]

4.624624624624624624624

Shall we have each other for tea?

[Il Medico]

No, I'd prefer we have tea for tea.


Did you use a calculator for that answer or is it just some bullshit number?

[Angry Young Man]

Calculator. Btw, don't write 2/6 when it can be cancelled.

Real life goes undefined why must you be so miserable?

[Il Medico]

I am not, rather happy actually.


Why do I suck so bad at math?

[hugsandmarxism]

Because you aren't a devout follower of the Church of Christ Scientist.

Why did the technocratic chicken cross the road?

[Pirate Utopian]

To make progress to a technological tommorow!

Do you ever feel that you have to take a crap but you hold it in because you dont feel like it?

[Il Medico]

If I am doing something I try to wait until I am done. But I never just don't because I don't feel like it, not even I am that lazy.


Why such a odd question on your part, and why such a serious answer on mine?

[Angry Young Man]

Because you don't get Pirate's crazy Dutchness.

Buttscratcher?

[scarletghoul]

mayhaps

Gorgeous eyes shine suicide, when will we be invisible?

[Angry Young Man]

Under the summer rain

What now, now that you've destroyed the earth?

[GracchusBabeuf]

Wank!:D

Who are you to question my ideals?

[Il Medico]

I am CAPTAIN JACK!


When will Cthulu bring down his divine wrath upon the world?

[GracchusBabeuf]

When Jehovah forgets.

Don't you want me baby?

[Il Medico]

YES!:lol:


Don't you want me, ohhhh..ohhh?

[Il Medico]

Yes, I would love to have me.


I think I just saved the thread from the second page! Nobody else was going to post on it were they?:thumbup1:

[Bright Banana Beard]

No

but did you?

[Il Medico]

Did I what?

(OH! Question and answer!)

[hugsandmarxism]

You nearly killed the thread.

Fancy a shag?

[GracchusBabeuf]

Not now dear! I have a headache.

How would you describe yourself?

[Il Medico]

A person who would fancy a shag ;) (HUGS!:laugh:)


How many Triangles are there?

[Pirate Utopian]

In the world? a shitload.

Do you blame it on the boogie?

[Il Medico]

Nope, I blame it on Dick Cheney.



Do ya Love me? Do ya love me?

[hugsandmarxism]

Of course. Especially when you wear the rabbit ears and nylon stockings I bought you.

Can anyone here tie a Windsor?