Funny poetry

[NecroCommie]

I'll start:

When in deadly danger,
When beset by doubt

Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout!

Source: Warhammer 40k, Inside joke of imperial comissars.

I was struck by the interstellar wisdom of these lines.

[bellyscratch]

John Cooper Clarke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS5QMT-JUt4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3op2ROzq7Q

:thumbup:

[Holden Caulfield]

chicken town is fucking brilliant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZwMs2fLoVE&feature=related

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Here's a couple of really short ones that I have stuck inside my head:

Little dog
Crossing street
Motor car
Sausage meat

Hired.
Tired?
Fired!

[Angry Young Man]

There once was a man from Goole
Who found a red mark on his tool.
The doctor, a cynic, said 'Get out my clinic,
And wipe off the lipstick, you fool!'