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Sugar Hill Kevis
28th May 2009, 12:18
This is gonna be interesting

Holden Caulfield
28th May 2009, 12:21
have sex with him/her

bellyscratch
28th May 2009, 13:34
have sex with him/her

From personal experience this is something that usually happens

Le Libérer
28th May 2009, 13:39
No, dont have sex with her. Unless you want to reopen whatever the can of worms that made her an ex was.

For example my last ex showed up at my door last week wanting to clear the air. I agreed no anomosity. Now he unwelcomingly has been blowing my cell up everyday since. So be very very careful. :)

Holden Caulfield
28th May 2009, 13:57
does listen to Debs, reopen the can.
I learnt this from Jez from Peep Show: even tho it seems like a really bad idea you will never really know unless you do it

Sean
28th May 2009, 13:58
This is gonna be interesting

Is she the one that thinks that if I was in college we'd make a good couple? If so, don't do it man. I know what I'm like.

Jazzratt
28th May 2009, 14:03
What's the point in a can of worms if you never open it?

I want a can of worms.

Killfacer
28th May 2009, 14:08
Definatly it is a can of worms which needs to be opened.

Bilan
28th May 2009, 14:47
I believe in you.

Communist Theory
28th May 2009, 14:56
Be sure to tell us how it went!

Le Libérer
28th May 2009, 17:53
Ya'll are some desperate motherfuckers to reopen cans of grief just to get laid. Good luck with that.:lol:

Dr Mindbender
28th May 2009, 17:58
What's the point in a can of worms if you never open it?

I want a can of worms.


I like your philosophy.

Angry Young Man
28th May 2009, 18:43
Wait... Kevis is from Norwich and nobody makes any Norfolk jokes? I went to school there and, as schoolboys do, I said 'I fucked your mum' to another lad. I was totally unprepared for his response being 'So have I.'

Killfacer
28th May 2009, 22:04
Thats norfolk in good.

S.O.I
28th May 2009, 22:05
whatever you do dont look her in the eyes!

ls
28th May 2009, 22:09
All these ex threads recently have made me think of that mitchell and webb look sketch where they talk about what to do to ex-gf/bfs ("plant some crack on her!"), wish I could find the youtube of it.

Sugar Hill Kevis
28th May 2009, 22:12
Hah. RevLeft loves gossip.

First off, we didn't get freaky... The chat got a bit too serious where it would've been really awkward to have one off sex without the emotions and everything. It would've been unfair on her to sorta string her along like that as she really wants to get back togther...

Secondly, no relation. Even got different ethnic groups to prove it.:laugh:

Sorry to disappoint you all insofar as that I can't reel off a list of sexual manouvers I jacked from Urban Dictionary that we endulged in

Pirate turtle the 11th
28th May 2009, 22:20
I coudlnt find it but this made me laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO2D-r8S_H4

gorillafuck
28th May 2009, 22:32
Hah. RevLeft loves gossip.

First off, we didn't get freaky... The chat got a bit too serious where it would've been really awkward to have one off sex without the emotions and everything. It would've been unfair on her to sorta string her along like that as she really wants to get back togther...

Secondly, no relation. Even got different ethnic groups to prove it.:laugh:

Sorry to disappoint you all insofar as that I can't reel off a list of sexual manouvers I jacked from Urban Dictionary that we endulged in
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UXXtCpkeKiA/R8ff7RdiISI/AAAAAAAACSw/ZsGvxy-8wDw/s400/can0worms.jpg


It's still there.

Go ahead. Open it....

Pirate turtle the 11th
28th May 2009, 22:35
Kevis - destroy your relationship with this woman - go on

Do it for revleft?

Pogue
28th May 2009, 22:48
Kevis - destroy your relationship with this woman - go on

Do it for revleft?

Its clear you want him. Just say it directly.

Pirate turtle the 11th
28th May 2009, 22:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--1LBnOcHhQ&feature=related

ls
28th May 2009, 23:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--1LBnOcHhQ&feature=related

You're a legend! Everyone must watch this.


Its clear you want him. Just say it directly.

To be fair everyone wants Kevis, we should all say it directly.

Communist Theory
29th May 2009, 14:59
So did you get back with her Kevis?

Pirate turtle the 11th
29th May 2009, 15:11
No he did the Kanas Drop kick with her , which is when you drop keep each other until you peak.

Sugar Hill Kevis
29th May 2009, 15:33
So did you get back with her Kevis?

http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1456051&postcount=17 !

And Joe, if we had, it would've been a mexican avalanche.

Communist Theory
29th May 2009, 15:49
Ahh so she wanted sex but if you had sex with her she would have considered that getting back together which you don't want to do. Damnit I want a can-o-worms to open.

NecroCommie
29th May 2009, 15:58
Have sex with her just to see what happens. Try to trigger some awkward situations or spur out baffling comments.

...

I am way too curious to be around real people...:blushing:

Angry Young Man
29th May 2009, 16:09
Sorry to disappoint you all insofar as that I can't reel off a list of sexual manouvers I jacked from Urban Dictionary that we endulged in

What? No Massachusetts Chokeslam?

JimmyJazz
29th May 2009, 16:39
have sex with him/her


whatever you do dont look her in the eyes!

Lots of good advice itt

Communist Theory
29th May 2009, 19:15
Omfg goatse!

Le Libérer
29th May 2009, 20:01
Hah. RevLeft loves gossip. Worse than a bunch of cackling old biddies.


First off, we didn't get freaky... The chat got a bit too serious where it would've been really awkward to have one off sex without the emotions and everything. It would've been unfair on her to sorta string her along like that as she really wants to get back togther...
Well played Young Luke. You have lots to offer the women of the world.

Go open some new cans. Let that one be.

pastradamus
29th May 2009, 20:12
No, dont have sex with her. Unless you want to reopen whatever the can of worms that made her an ex was.

For example my last ex showed up at my door last week wanting to clear the air. I agreed no anomosity. Now he unwelcomingly has been blowing my cell up everyday since. So be very very careful. :)

^now that my friends is a woman^ :D

pastradamus
29th May 2009, 20:13
BTW Kevis, why did you part in the first place anyway? Just for the sake of being a nosey neighbour im asking.

Sugar Hill Kevis
30th May 2009, 21:09
BTW Kevis, why did you part in the first place anyway? Just for the sake of being a nosey neighbour im asking.

That's the thing, it was over a year ago... but since there's always been a little something there, even when we were with other people... Since we split up, I've always been reluctant to get back with her (ha, big up myself), but then letting it go completely is a bit harder... And somehow I didn't expect this to get serious ha