WACK EMCEE LIST - RHYMES SO WEAK I COULD SCHOOL EM

[Lardlad95]

1. Ja Rule

Fuck Murda inc. THis ***** grunts and shit with ugly ass bobby brown in his videos talkin bout some hollla...his ass belongs in a cubicle doing some paper work maybe thats one thing even he can't fuck up

2. Puffy.

"I don't write rhymes, I write checks" thats for damn shure...what the hell kid? You made a fuckin livin off Biggies talents dancin up in everyone's God damn video
Stay teh fuck away from the camera.

"it's bad boys for life" hopefully you wont live past forty then

3. Fat Joe

What the fuck is wrong with your ignorant ass? You gonna be underground and concious shit then sell out? Get your fake ass big Pun wanna be self.

I'm glad Kweli dissed you everything he said was true

"I thought you was a don, you just a big joke thinkin you a BIG PUN"-Talib Kweli

Kweli murdered your fat ass flossin rhymes

4. That muffucka from the streets

Kid I'm gonna break this shit to you straight....your british....simple as that. You fuckin sound like you want tsome tea and crumpets

Rappin is a mans game boy...stick to cricket.

5. Master P

Make em say uh? More like make em say you wack then a *****.

I mean did someone kick your ass with a baseball bat? Do you have brain damage?

Get teh fuck out a here with that retarded ass ooh-wee shit

6. Lil Romeo

You worse than your weak ass father. Don't even write your own damn rhymes

fuckin rappin on Disney Channel? Twice?

You aint hip hop....you ***** hop

7. Ludacris

You know whats the best thing about you? The fuckin women in your videos

if it wasn't for them I'da slapped your ass the first time I saw your ugly ass


8. Busta Rhymes

You sold your damn soul

You fuckin had songs with teh Tribe...what the fuck where you thinkin?

Damn man...your dead to me

9. Bensino

Fuck you, ttry to play shady just cuz he's white. Atleast his ass can rap...your garbage...always have been always will be pimpin the Source to the media...fuck you hho

And the wackest rappers on earth are...

10. Lil John and the Eastside Boyz

yall mufuckas don't even rap. Grunts and shit your a disgrace to the music industry and a disgrace to society


Of course there are others but those are my top ten

I want yall to follow in suit

[American Kid]

Thank God, the above if further proof, I am not a wack emcee.

Wut?

-AK

.......I'll kill you.......

[synthesis]

Cash Money?

BTW, I despise Ludacris, but his songs are pretty amusing if you look at them through a tongue-in-cheek lens.

[InnocentCivilian]

yep i agree with all them
and Lil' Wayne - he's quite shit
and not forgetting Fieldy's Dreams - the korns bassists ill fated rap project

[Umoja]

Eminem..... *Shudder* anti-gay, and has to act twice as bad just cause he's white, and then has to hang out only with Black people. Damn money bag.

[j]

Eminem is a shit head but he CAN rap.

Anyway:

1. The Coup

No skills, I don't even care to even find out the names of the MCs

2. Ja Rule

Nuff said.

3. Nelly

This guy has the same damn flow in EVERY song. Go ahead, try it. You could put the same ryhme to any of his songs.

Damn, that's all I can think of right now. I have Talib Kweli playing and I can't get over how good he is.

btw-any think Big Shug (down with Guru) sucks???

Oh yeah, Mr. Lif sucks too.

concious does not equal good.

I liked Big Pun--but he's a sell out.

Busta Ryhmes sold his soul, yes, but he's not a wack MC. Ever seen him live? He may be all about the bullshit on MTV and BET but live he keeps the true essence of hip hop alive. Busta can rock a crowd like, um, only KRS and Tribe have before. Also, the Roots sucked when I saw them live. Roots-I'd rather listen to their CD, Busta-rather see him live.

j

[Umoja]

Ouch, the one about the Coup hurt.....

Oh well, DP is much better then them anyways.

[Sasafrás]

Quote: from Lardlad95 on 10:30 pm on Dec. 30, 2002
4. That muffucka from the streets

Kid I'm gonna break this shit to you straight....your british....simple as that. You fuckin sound like you want tsome tea and crumpets

Rappin is a mans game boy...stick to cricket.Okay, I'll admit that I like The Streets, but the primary reason is because they're pretty, um, unique. They've definitely got a one-of-a-kind sound. I always respect that. But, his flow is kinda wack. That's what makes it funny. A Brit guy rappin'.

Anyway, I thought Benzino was boricua or mulatto or something. I've never heard him, so I can't say whether or not he's good.

Anyway, yeah, fuck Cash Money. Weak ass fools. Goddammit! Why the fuck do bout 3/4 of the rappers from the South gotta be weak?

Juvenile: Yo' rhymes weak as hell, huh? Yo' grill ugly out tha frame, huh? You know what? You lucky I'm not close enough to your ass to shoot you, huh? Dickhead!

Ying Yang Twinz: Goddamn! "Whistle while you twurk"? Whistle while I stomp yo muffuckin face with a combat boot on, fool! Then I'll piss on your face.. Jackass.

Pastor Troy: What kind of shit is this? A rapper from my birth state (Georgia) and he sucks.. He goes, "Fuck Peace" in one of his songs. What a goddamn foolwilly! I'm very lucky Outkast exists.

Project Pat: Jesus Christ! This muffuckin' fat, nasty convict. He should be imprisoned for the stupid "music" he makes, the jackass. I hate you, Project Pat!

Lil Flip: Talkin' bout some "This is the way we ball" and "I can do dat." This is the way I ball. I can get a knife and slice yo' face, muthafucka! Beat yo ugly ass face in with a fan blade.

South Park Mexican: Jeez. A Chicano rapper comes out and then he gets in trouble for having sex with pre-teen girls. I'd kill you if I could, you nasty ass pedophile.

Big Tymers: Fuck you and all that "bling-bling-gator-boots-pimped-out-Gucci-suits" bullshit! Materialistic bastards. You come from the fucking ghettos of New Orleans, some of the worst ghettos & projects in the US and now you all rich livin' in the suburbs. Bastards. Hate..

Petey Pablo: Where is he? I guess he got tired of North Carolina and all that taking his shirt off, twisting it around his hand and spinnin' it like a helicopter.. Damn fool.

Shyne: He's not from the South but I'm still fixin' to clown on this damn fool... "Whooooooaaa." Fake-ass wanna-be Biggie or whatever he was tryin' to do. Then he got into that trouble with that "I-need-a-girl-cuz-I-was-dumped-by-J-Lo" P. Diddy, Puff Daddy, Puffy Combs ass fool. I hate all of 'em.

Black Rob: Okay, first of all, what the fuck happened to this man? Where is his rap career? That's all I have to say about him.

Those some wack-ass MCs..

[InnocentCivilian]

i'm sure Black Rob got put in jail for something
dunno what though

[InnocentCivilian]

basically, everyone who is in rap music for money is shit.

the coup aren't shit but they are incredibly basic and catchy. i think its just coz they wanna get their messages across easier

the streets i wouldn't even class as rap. i would class them as spoken word or something. he's just fucking talking about crap! the songs are quite funny though i must admit

[BasementAddix]

i think i agree with everyone here....but...fat joe USED to be good...now he's just dodo...

[Borincano]

Quote: from La Rainbeaux on 6:43 pm on Dec. 31, 2002
Ying Yang Twinz: Goddamn! "Whistle while you twurk"? Whistle while I stomp yo muffuckin face with a combat boot on, fool! Then I'll piss on your face.. Jackass.

What the fuck? :o Damn, Rainbeaux, calm down, lol. jajajaja! :biggrin:

[Sasafrás]

Quote: from Borincano on 5:09 pm on Jan. 1, 2003

Quote: from La Rainbeaux on 6:43 pm on Dec. 31, 2002
Ying Yang Twinz: Goddamn! "Whistle while you twurk"? Whistle while I stomp yo muffuckin face with a combat boot on, fool! Then I'll piss on your face.. Jackass.

What the fuck? :o Damn, Rainbeaux, calm down, lol. jajajaja! :biggrin:Sorry... :)

[MegatroN]

Ok, you forgot three very [un]important people.

1. Fabolous. That fat lipped mother fucker collaborates with everyone else 'cause his solo shit is weak. Wait a minute, so are his collabos. He is also probably one of the UGLIEST pieces of shit ever to be on MTV.

2. Cam'Ron. Your first mistake was rollin with Roca Fellla, your second mistake was thinking your flows would be anything but the topic of jokes and extreme ridicule.

3. Those dumb fucks (don't know who they are) that sing that "Rock the boat song" the one that goes "Left right left right leftrightleftrightleftright. <~~~~ Nuff Said.

[Palmares]

Everyone is on point most of the time. But The Coup are okay... and Busta Rhymes is... okay... and Ludacris is okay... but, they rap more shit than my constipated grandpa.

Eminem raps shit most of the time, but he has the ability to rap well. He needs to stop being a biggot, stop the tough guy shit, and just about everything he does.

[Lardlad95]

Quote: from MegatroN on 6:40 am on Jan. 2, 2003
Ok, you forgot three very [un]important people.

1. Fabolous. That fat lipped mother fucker collaborates with everyone else 'cause his solo shit is weak. Wait a minute, so are his collabos. He is also probably one of the UGLIEST pieces of shit ever to be on MTV.

2. Cam'Ron. Your first mistake was rollin with Roca Fellla, your second mistake was thinking your flows would be anything but the topic of jokes and extreme ridicule.

3. Those dumb fucks (don't know who they are) that sing that "Rock the boat song" the one that goes "Left right left right leftrightleftrightleftright. <~~~~ Nuff Said.


can't believe i forgot tem

and I swear the only thing that Fagulous raps about is his damn name all he does is spell his name

he's just so fuckin amazed that he passed kindergaden

[rickyroc]

BABY from BIG TYMERS- alright this motherfucker cant even speak english, he uses bits and peices of random sentances along with grunts and bird noizes when he speaks. he should be killed for useing the phrase 'brrrrrd call shorttteeeee'

JAYZ- alright this guy made up a 'clique' called rocafella. What the fuck??? rocefellers are rich white, white teeth, white skined mofos. comeon now big jay z your black as spades with pamelas lips.

JEAN PAUL- this albino jamican fucker claims hes a singj not a dj but a singj...that explains it all

[rickyroc]

Quote: from Lardlad95 on 4:30 am on Dec. 31, 2002


9. Bensino

Fuck you, ttry to play shady just cuz he's white. Atleast his ass can rap...your garbage...always have been always will be pimpin the Source to the media...fuck you hho



I just heard that "I see Booty" so lemme reitterate what lardlad is saying. Bensino is a fuckin no talent mutt that could very well be the wackest emcee of all time. Those white boys from third bass spit better lines then this ugly moron with a blockhead. I don't like Eminem either, but at least some of his shit's humorous. I can't believe those corporate white bastards give Benzino money, and those little highschool kids flock to buy this shitheads CD. Benzino, I hope you die fuckface.

[Lardlad95]

Quote: from rickyroc on 1:41 am on Jan. 5, 2003

Quote: from Lardlad95 on 4:30 am on Dec. 31, 2002


9. Bensino

Fuck you, ttry to play shady just cuz he's white. Atleast his ass can rap...your garbage...always have been always will be pimpin the Source to the media...fuck you hho



I just heard that "I see Booty" so lemme reitterate what lardlad is saying. Bensino is a fuckin no talent mutt that could very well be the wackest emcee of all time. Those white boys from third bass spit better lines then this ugly moron with a blockhead. I don't like Eminem either, but at least some of his shit's humorous. I can't believe those corporate white bastards give Benzino money, and those little highschool kids flock to buy this shitheads CD. Benzino, I hope you die fuckface.

finalyl someone understands what I'm saying

[HoChiMinh]

Quote: from Umoja on 11:54 pm on Dec. 31, 2002
Ouch, the one about the Coup hurt.....

Oh well, DP is much better then them anyways.


I've never got hte chance to listen to the coup...WinMX is shitty when it comes to underground music. But DP being better than anybody else? fuck no, conspiracy laden ill thought- out politics with redundant repetition considered strong hip hop?

[MegatroN]

Quote: from rickyroc on 1:41 am on Jan. 5, 2003

Quote: from Lardlad95 on 4:30 am on Dec. 31, 2002


9. Bensino

Fuck you, ttry to play shady just cuz he's white. Atleast his ass can rap...your garbage...always have been always will be pimpin the Source to the media...fuck you hho



I just heard that "I see Booty" so lemme reitterate what lardlad is saying. Bensino is a fuckin no talent mutt that could very well be the wackest emcee of all time. Those white boys from third bass spit better lines then this ugly moron with a blockhead. I don't like Eminem either, but at least some of his shit's humorous. I can't believe those corporate white bastards give Benzino money, and those little highschool kids flock to buy this shitheads CD. Benzino, I hope you die fuckface.


LoL, I posted that. Ricky forgot to log out on my comp.

[Lardlad95]

Quote: from HoChiMinh on 2:58 am on Jan. 5, 2003

Quote: from Umoja on 11:54 pm on Dec. 31, 2002
Ouch, the one about the Coup hurt.....

Oh well, DP is much better then them anyways.


I've never got hte chance to listen to the coup...WinMX is shitty when it comes to underground music. But DP being better than anybody else? fuck no, conspiracy laden ill thought- out politics with redundant repetition considered strong hip hop?


DP is the shit Babu is one of the best Dj's out there

and use Kazza Light instead