Bought a rubber thingy today

[Dimentio]

Here it is.

http://static.apberget.se/images/p/g/a4d/a4d03c39109be76d160343c4a179fd17_640_480.jpg

Now I wonder why I have it.

[Angry Young Man]

Do you have a dog/baby?

[Dimentio]

No. I was at a toy store today as my little cousin is turning 7 soon. But this, I did not buy for him.

Frankly, I don't know why I bought it.

[Jazzratt]

I want one.

[Killfacer]

it does look like a pleasing object to own.

[Pogue]

it does look like a pleasing object to own.

Having reviewed this mans statements I must declare his opinion is unobjecitonable and thus declare my opinion as one very close, if not the same as, his.

[RedAnarchist]

What exactly is it? Looks like a Rastafarian octopus.

[Pirate Utopian]

I want one.
Me too.

[Dimentio]

What exactly is it? Looks like a Rastafarian octopus.

I don't know yet

[Pawn Power]

I think you put it up your butt and then slowly pull it out, like anal beads.

[Dimentio]

I think you put it up your butt and then slowly pull it out, like anal beads.

Obvious troll is obvious.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

It's surprisingly cute for something with so many tentacles.

[Angry Young Man]

His cousin?

[Jazzratt]

It's surprisingly cute for something with so many tentacles.
Things with many tentacles are cute, how do you think they get laid with young anime girls so often?

[Angry Young Man]

You'll get hugs going.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Things with many tentacles are cute, how do you think they get laid with young anime girls so often?

That explains the Cthulhu plushies.

[hugsandmarxism]

Things with many tentacles are cute, how do you think they get laid with young anime girls so often?

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/rape/tentacle-rape/dream_of_the_fishermans_wife_hokusai.jpg

Don't ya just love Japan? Drawing kinky sex with cephalopods since the Tokugawa Shogunate! :laugh:


You'll get hugs going.

I much prefer my octopus deep fried with rice, rather than molesting big-tited school-girls or fisherman's wives.

[Il Medico]

You were obviously inspired to buy it through divine intervention by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is a small blue idol of holy pastaness. RAMEN!:lol:

[apathy maybe]

Here I was thinking that "rubber thingy" meant condom, and I was going to congratulate you on your adventurousness.

[Communist Theory]

Yay Japan!

[Dimentio]

It glows when I am shaking it.

[Dimentio]

Then it looks like this:

http://static.apberget.se/images/p/g/b19/b19d6f41ee40206726fd5df4635ca7f0_640_480.jpg

[Bilan]

Bizarre.

[Killfacer]

i think it's alive.

[Raúl Duke]

It makes a good FSM idol!

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

It glows when you shake it? Now I want one.

[Il Medico]

WHERE DID YOU BUY IT? I must have one! :laugh:

[Sasha]

thats an epic cool thing, i want one as well

[S.O.I]

it looks dangerous. we should outlaw it.

[Dimentio]

WHERE DID YOU BUY IT? I must have one! :laugh:

Just in a small regular toy store in Umeå.

I guess there are such toy stores in your place as well.

[Pawn Power]

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/rape/tentacle-rape/dream_of_the_fishermans_wife_hokusai.jpg

Don't ya just love Japan? Drawing kinky sex with cephalopods since the Tokugawa Shogunate! :laugh:



I much prefer my octopus deep fried with rice, rather than molesting big-tited school-girls or fisherman's wives.

I wasn't too far off.

[Angry Young Man]

It makes a good FSM idol!

You blaspheme the Spaghetti Monster!

Could this be the start of the Pastafarian Reformation? Any protestant pastafarians in Paris, leave lest your blood dyes the Seine.

[Dimentio]

You blaspheme the Spaghetti Monster!

Could this be the start of the Pastafarian Reformation? Any protestant pastafarians in Paris, leave lest your blood dyes the Seine.

I think its Cthulhu actually

[Il Medico]

I think its Cthulhu actually
Nah, Cthulhu isn't that cute.

[NecroCommie]

I have a cthulhu plush doll staring at me from me table. :lol: Its cute, cuddly, and capable of rending the fabric of space and time.

https://secure.checkout-au.com/tinsoldier/catalog/images/prodimg/img5520.jpg

[piet11111]

i have an alien stalking me from the left of my pc monitor http://www.gator.nl/images/alien%2018inch%20nieuw.jpg

i also wonder why i got it.

[Lacrimi de Chiciură]

damn bro, that shit is off the chains. get me one of them.

[Black Dagger]

Here I was thinking that "rubber thingy" meant condom, and I was going to congratulate you on your adventurousness.

Same :lol:

[Dimentio]

I? Buy a condom? O.O

I have traditionally left that part of the imperial household to female acquaintances. I must admit I don't like buying condoms. Only time I did that myself was last year, in another city where people don't recognise me.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I? Buy a condom? O.O

I have traditionally left that part of the imperial household to female acquaintances. I must admit I don't like buying condoms. Only time I did that myself was last year, in another city where people don't recognise me.

LOL, someone's shy.

[Pawn Power]

I? Buy a condom? O.O

I have traditionally left that part of the imperial household to female acquaintances. I must admit I don't like buying condoms. Only time I did that myself was last year, in another city where people don't recognise me.

Are you a prude or something? Why is it the woman's responsibly to provide the gear for safe sex ?

[Pogue]

Are you a prude or something? Why is it the woman's responsibly to provide the gear for safe sex ?

Its not. Everyone knows woman must be restricted to cooking, cleaning and child rearing. In my opinion they shouldn't even be able to leave the house to buy a condom.

[Sean]

In fairness, the really fun girls have tonnes of them stockpiled.

More importantly, Shall we have a poll to name it?

[Dimentio]

Are you a prude or something? Why is it the woman's responsibly to provide the gear for safe sex ?

I must admit I am a bit prudish :blushing:

If I had been a girl, it would have been the man's mission to get one.

[Dimentio]

But, what name should that rubber thingy have?

[Primus_Raven]

I am feeling quite partial to Steven. Looks like a Steven.

[piet11111]

looks more like a jimmy but i call my alien bob so you probably should not pay any attention to me.

[Dr Mindbender]

If you think buying condoms is embarressing, you should try buying women's underwear.

[Dimentio]

If you think buying condoms is embarressing, you should try buying women's underwear.

Oh yes. :(