alcohol and kava turns men into monsters

[black magick hustla]

i scared away some people because i was shouting out of my lungs that they were witches and doing black magic. i also shouted at a vegan and told her than if pigs were so smart they would wear shoes so i am entitled to eat them. i hugged a lot of people. i said multiple times that men are born for games nothing more. i also was telling some girls making out that they are breaking gods laws but it doesnt really matter because i had the final battle against the Maker and i killed him.

i am terrible when i am drunk. why i do this to myself. i am not particularly dangerous but i say a lot of awful shit. its like internet marmot

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

How did the kava come into it? What you described sounds like typical behaviour for someone under the influence of alcohol. :laugh:

[black magick hustla]

you dont understand i riled up so many people. i am going to end up beaten up someday

[An archist]

you dont understand i riled up so many people. i am going to end up beaten up someday
You sound like my friend, he gets beaten up on a regular basis when drunk.:D

[Jazzratt]

Jesus christ, and I thought I alienated people when I get pissed.

[Dr Mindbender]

I once lost a job because of my drunken shenanigans.

I wont elaborate.

[revolution inaction]

you can't have been that drunk if u can remember what you did.

[Pogue]

I once lost a job because of my drunken shenanigans.

I wont elaborate.

oh yes you will

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

I rolled down a hill to drunk to take notice of the bricks poking out of it , I sat crosslegged in the middle of the highstreet complaining that the public toilet stunk like shit and then my mate tried to flirt with a group of twenty girls by offering them a half drunk Macdonald's milkshake while i showed off the smily face i carved in a chicken nugget .

I win.

[Pogue]

I rolled down a hill to drunk to take notice of the bricks poking out of it , I sat crosslegged in the middle of the highstreet complaining that the public toilet stunk like shit and then my mate tried to flirt with a group of twenty girls by offering them a half drunk Macdonald's milkshake while i showed off the smily face i carved in a chicken nugget .

I win.

i thought you didnt drink, you told me you found it morally apprehensible and contrary to your strong christian values

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

I stood in the street flogging myself the following day outside the cathedral who's attendees I had explained the concept of doggy style to them the previous day (they gave me a pitting smile and walked past the pay booth where i could no longer talk to them if anyones interested in how the explanation went).

[Rjevan]

I rolled down a hill to drunk to take notice of the bricks poking out of it , I sat crosslegged in the middle of the highstreet complaining that the public toilet stunk like shit and then my mate tried to flirt with a group of twenty girls by offering them a half drunk Macdonald's milkshake while i showed off the smily face i carved in a chicken nugget .

I win.
Definitely! This beats much I have seen with one of my friends, who tends to behave really embarassing when he's drunk. :thumbup1:
But Marmot is also not bad... the pig argument is somehow tasteless (HAhaha...ha?) but still funny! :lol:

[Jazzratt]

I get violent when drunk sometimes. It's okay if I have an outlet but sometimes I'll just go fucking nuts. I also say some utterly ****ish things - apparently I told one of my best mates to fuck off until he could get some money (a very, very "not me" thing to say).

[Angry Young Man]

i am going to end up beaten up someday

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ec/Dawn_French_4.jpg

Don't volunteer for Comic Relief.

[Dr Mindbender]

you can't have been that drunk if u can remember what you did.

The aftermath of the following morning painted more than enough clues, believe me.

[gorillafuck]

i scared away some people because i was shouting out of my lungs that they were witches and doing black magic. i also shouted at a vegan and told her than if pigs were so smart they would wear shoes so i am entitled to eat them. i hugged a lot of people. i said multiple times that men are born for games nothing more. i also was telling some girls making out that they are breaking gods laws but it doesnt really matter because i had the final battle against the Maker and i killed him.

i am terrible when i am drunk. why i do this to myself. i am not particularly dangerous but i say a lot of awful shit. its like internet marmot
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Bilan]

You sound like an arse when you're drunk.
Aggressive drunks are twats.

[Sean]

Pfft! Theres a sticky to keep these numerous threads from popping up. I can be a mean drunk, generally I'm just an annoying one.

[Bitter Ashes]

Last time I got drunk I snogged a friend in the middle of the pub and we didnt stop for like half an hour. The rest of our friends didnt have the courage to tell us to get a room and just left. So eventualy we sobered up and realised everyone had gone home. :laugh:

[Jazzratt]

Last time I got drunk I snogged a friend in the middle of the pub and we didnt stop for like half an hour. The rest of our friends didnt have the courage to tell us to get a room and just left. So eventualy we sobered up and realised everyone had gone home. :laugh:

God damn. The closest I get to intimate contact when I'm pissed is vomitting on someone.

[Bitter Ashes]

It's not that common with me either. Or for me to get drunk for that matter. It costs too much.

[BobKKKindle$]

The closest I get to intimate contact is vomitting on someone

Fixed.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

It's not that common with me either. Or for me to get drunk for that matter. It costs too much.

Its less then five quid for a case of strongbow.

[Dr Mindbender]

Fixed.

You really are a cynical shithead, arent you.

Casanova has spoken.

[Jazzratt]

Fixed.

Closer than you, still. I always image you to have the snotty, upper class whine that people find repulsive. I think it's the tone of your posts and your horrendously poor attempts to interact with people on this site on a personal level.

[Dr Mindbender]

Closer than you, still. I always image you to have the snotty, upper class whine that people find repulsive. I think it's the tone of your posts and your horrendously poor attempts to interact with people on this site on a personal level.

Of course not!

Bob kindles has a twelve pack and a harem of 12 women in a silk draped 4 poster queen size bed.

Such is the fruits of bourgeioise status. :laugh:

[bcbm]

Bob kindles has a twelve pack and a harem of 12 women in a silk draped 4 poster queen size bed.

Shit, I'm broke and I have all that shit. He should try harder.

[Killfacer]

Closer than you, still. I always image you to have the snotty, upper class whine that people find repulsive. I think it's the tone of your posts and your horrendously poor attempts to interact with people on this site on a personal level.

:lol:

[Pogue]

Closer than you, still. I always image you to have the snotty, upper class whine that people find repulsive. I think it's the tone of your posts and your horrendously poor attempts to interact with people on this site on a personal level.

:D

[Pogue]

Of course not!

Bob kindles has a twelve pack and a harem of 12 women in a silk draped 4 poster queen size bed.

Such is the fruits of bourgeioise status. :laugh:

Yeh, but you have to feel bad knowing the only reason anyone will ever marry him is for the money.

[Jazzratt]

Yeh, but you have to feel bad knowing the only reason anyone will ever marry him is for the money.

:thumbup: Have imaginary rep from me.

[Dr Mindbender]

Yeh, but you have to feel bad knowing the only reason anyone will ever marry him is for the money.

and his trotskyist dialect of course.

That class consciousness of his brings all the girls to the yard.

:D

[Pogue]

and his trotskyist dialect of course.

That class consciousness of his brings all the girls to the yard.

:D

Oh yeh definatly, with his big, masculine walls of text, who could resist.

[Redmau5]

and his trotskyist dialect of course.


Of course, because women can't resist the raw sexual magnetism that comes with being a technocrat.

:rolleyes:

[Killfacer]

Of course, because women can't resist the raw sexual magnetism that comes with being a technocrat.

:rolleyes:

Considering underneath your name it says "why so serious" you have proceeded to take people taking the piss in an extremely serious manner.

[Redmau5]

Considering underneath your name it says "why so serious" you have proceeded to take people taking the piss in an extremely serious manner.

I. Was. Joking.

And I'm quite sure that US knows that.

[Killfacer]

I. Was. Joking.

And I'm quite sure that US knows that.

Joking is usually the reserve of people with a sense of humour, considering you lack that i wouldn't bother.

[Redmau5]

Joking is usually the reserve of people with a sense of humour, considering you lack that i wouldn't bother.

Pot kettle black etc.

Considering you posted a link to the "Star Wars Gangsta Rap" claiming it to be funnier than "Snatch Wars", I don't really think you're qualified to lecture anyone on humour.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

The star wars gangsta rap is great.

[Le Libérer]

Youre all bastards.

As a woman, whether intended to allow me to post here or not, I dont get angry or mean. I usually drink for celebratory reasons tho, so I'm a happy drunk. :) Watching me manage stillettos drunk tho, probably can be very amusing.

[Bitter Ashes]

Youre all bastards.

As a woman, whether intended to allow me to post here or not, I dont get angry or mean. I usually drink for celebratory reasons tho, so I'm a happy drunk. :) Watching me manage stillettos drunk tho, probably can be very amusing.
Haha. Didnt stop me posting did it? :lol:
I am convinced that there's some kind of conspiricy involved with heels that they're intended to be worn when you're most likely to fall over! *hugs her big chunky boots*

[Le Libérer]

Haha. Didnt stop me posting did it? :lol:
I am convinced that there's some kind of conspiricy involved with heels that they're intended to be worn when you're most likely to fall over! *hugs her big chunky boots*
I apologize, I overlooked that fact, totally. You understand the concept of restictive clothing and shoes very well, as a product of patriarchy inflicted on women.

Dammt tho, I just cant ditch them. I wear them everywhere. I can run and fight in a pair of heels. Take that you tough men.

[bcbm]

I feel like your post upholds conventional ideas of gender and gender roles just as much as the tough men. Some of us like restrictive clothing and shoes too...

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Can't say I feel entirely comfortable wearing high heels. I feel like I'm walking on stilts and they make my bum stick out.

[Jazzratt]

I've never tried wearing high heels. I imagine it would cause me to bash my head on even more doorframes, an inconvienience even if I manage to remain standing (far from a certainty given my lack of balance and coordination).

[bcbm]

But you look so god damn good in them!

[Jazzratt]

Oh you, you're just saying that. :blushing:

[bcbm]

That ass with some heels and dress? How can you go wrong!

[Le Libérer]

I feel like your post upholds conventional ideas of gender and gender roles just as much as the tough men. Some of us like restrictive clothing and shoes too... Now, you know I wasnt doing any such thing! You are just still jealous of my patent leather knee boots and you know it!



Can't say I feel entirely comfortable wearing high heels. I feel like I'm walking on stilts and they make my bum stick out.
Oh you just walked into that one!

[bcbm]

Now, you know I wasnt doing any such thing! You are just still jealous of my patent leather knee boots and you know it!

Weren't you supposed to send me a pair like, eons ago?:closedeyes: