Comments I Found on the Internet

[und]

Some of these arguments are the funniest things I have ever seen: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=communism&page=1 .

I especially like "What happens to communism, is that the country does not work, does not produce, and eventually collapses from not having enough money to support itself." on page three, although so far I've only read it up to that bit from the beginning of that page.

What do you think about the general opinion which can be found at this site?

[Q]

This should go to chit-chat.

[Sean]

Moved.

[Sean]

Having screened quite a few of the potential urbandictionary "definitions" myself, the vast, vast majority fall into two groups:

1. Fake violent or disgusting sexual positions made up by 16 year old virgins pretending to that they'd actually seen a naked member of the opposite sex. Generally, you take an american state, some kind of wrestling move and something violent, say or example, the Alaskan Tornado, where you like grab a girl and put her in a fridge then like totally have sex with her. The authors are invariably male, misogynistic and believe that WWE is real.

2. a) People definitions for like, Kerry Barbiemeier, cause shes like totally a ***** because she went out with Jason in class nine and she knew that I wanted to go out with Jason because I let him feel me up once but shes a total slut and a liar and she smells and like noone likes her.
b) People definitions for like, Kerry Barbiemeier because shes like the best friend in the world XOXOXO and this is totally not written by her after Jessica told everyone in class on her myspace that she did this but Jessica is a total ***** and liar.
These are invariably written by 14 year old girls.

[Communist Theory]

Having screened quite a few of the potential urbandictionary "definitions" myself, the vast, vast majority fall into two groups:

1. Fake violent or disgusting sexual positions made up by 16 year old virgins pretending to that they'd actually seen a naked member of the opposite sex. Generally, you take an american state, some kind of wrestling move and something violent, say or example, the Alaskan Tornado, where you like grab a girl and put her in a fridge then like totally have sex with her. The authors are invariably male, misogynistic and believe that WWE is real.

2. a) People definitions for like, Kerry Barbiemeier, cause shes like totally a ***** because she went out with Jason in class nine and she knew that I wanted to go out with Jason because I let him feel me up once but shes a total slut and a liar and she smells and like noone likes her.
b) People definitions for like, Kerry Barbiemeier because shes like the best friend in the world XOXOXO and this is totally not written by her after Jessica told everyone in class on her myspace that she did this but Jessica is a total ***** and liar.
These are invariably written by 14 year old girls.
Fucking this.

[Module]

Fucking this.
I'm just reading it

The people who write definitions of political terms of Urban Dictionary are either people with no lives who take themselves too seriously, or people who hate things for no reason and so therefore feel a burning desire to define the things they hate as something they're not, somewhere that they hope nobody else will have any knowledge of the subject, or any ability to question them, with the plan that everybody else will agree with them, even for no genuine, honest reason.

[Pogue]

This site is totally irrelevant to us.

[und]

I've actually been personally attacked on Urban Dictionary. I sent them an email quoting the relavent sections of their Terms of Service about personal comments, and it was answered about 3 months afterwards. The really sad thing is, the person who did it wrote it putting my name as the author. This was indexed on Google and actually appeared first in the results.

[LOLseph Stalin]

Those were just hilarious.

[swampfox]

Urban Dictionary is full of internet trolls.

Which means don't take it seriously. :)

[Comrade B]

1. Fake violent or disgusting sexual positions made up by 16 year old virgins pretending to that they'd actually seen a naked member of the opposite sex. Generally, you take an american state, some kind of wrestling move and something violent, say or example, the Alaskan Tornado, where you like grab a girl and put her in a fridge then like totally have sex with her. The authors are invariably male, misogynistic and believe that WWE is real.
heheh, well said

[S.O.I]

"Excuse me, could you please pass the salt?"

"No, we're equal, get it yourself."

haha

[Communist Theory]

Best one I found so far.

Person: Look, everyone in Nicaragua is happy!
Reagen: Why?
Person: Because under communism, healthcare and education is spread to the poor.
Reagen: This threat must be dealt with. Kill them, kidnap them, rob them, mutilate them, and rape them.

[S.O.I]

Best one I found so far.

Person: Look, everyone in Nicaragua is happy!
Reagen: Why?
Person: Because under communism, healthcare and education is spread to the poor.
Reagen: This threat must be dealt with. Kill them, kidnap them, rob them, mutilate them, and rape them.

awful but true