Who would win

[scarletghoul]

If every form of leftism decided to have a big lefty get together and fight eachother, which one would win?

I think that the maoists would win, because there are many many chinese and indians who could become red guards. And they are more inteligent

Please answer seriously, hehehe.

note- no alliances!!!

[Holden Caulfield]

Obviously Stalinists, they got their tactics right. Sit back and wait for everybody else to injure each other then casually wander round fininishing people off one by already wounded one

[Dimentio]

Trotskyists of the SWP variety are slowly gaining an edge here on revleft.

On the merit that everyone except the stalinists distrust the stalinists. And the anarchists don't think as a movement but look at every person as an individual.

In an all-out leftist war, that would depend on the circumstances. But marxist-leninists are generally the best organised, although anarchists are generally more passionate.

[RedAnarchist]

This is just going to cause flaming. If it does, I'll close it again.

[Communist Theory]

Yay! Thanks RA.
I voted Trotskyist because there are alot of them on this board it seems.

[Panda Tse Tung]

I voted Maoists. I figured which ones out of these are the best at destruction, i was left with Anarchists and Maoists. Then i checked, which ones best organized. And i was left with Maoists.

@Those who voted Trotskyist: It's a fighting contest, not a geeks contest.

[GracchusBabeuf]

I think that the maoists would win, because there are many many chinese and indians who could become red guards. And they are more inteligentThats a racist stereotype.

Stupid thread.

[Pirate Utopian]

@Those who voted Trotskyist: It's a fighting contest, not a geeks contest.
Ziiiiing!


I voted for anarchists. heh.

[scarletghoul]

lol maochix that is true.

thanks for voting everyone, this is very useful info for me


Thats a racist stereotype.

Stupid thread.
I meant maoists are more inteligent, not chinese and indians

[S.O.I]

south american marxist-leninists are propably the most hardcore right now, but maoists outnumber them with chinese support

[Sugar Hill Kevis]

The police

[F9]

Anarkkkkkkkkkkists

[Sean]

Technocrats. Tanks are no match for their robots.

http://blog.makezine.com/04_3.jpg
Fools! They'll kill us all!

[S.O.I]

The police

haha word

[LOLseph Stalin]

Anarchists because of their superior Rioting skills. Also, it seems they know how to make weapons out of simple things. :laugh: However, their main disadvantage would be the fact that they're not as organized as most of the other groups.

[mykittyhasaboner]

The capitalists. They are rich, they can by the best and biggest weapons.

[LOLseph Stalin]

The capitalists. They are rich, they can by the best and biggest weapons.
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Cheaters!

[ZeroNowhere]

The 'big lefty get together' thing is old.
Anyways, it's either the anarchists or the left commies, which one comes out victorious depends on whether or not capitalism has reached its decadent phase.

[Delirium]

Stalinists cause they are the most brutal and organized.

[Black Dagger]

However, their main disadvantage would be the fact that they're not as organized as most of the other groups.

Have you ever been in an anarchist organisation? Or worked with anarchists who are organising something like a protest? The G20 protest in melbourne for example, was organised by a temporary federation of anarchist affinity groups from across the continent, and on the day of protest, action was agreed on and coordinated through an effective delegate system. Yeah.

[Skin_HeadBanger]

This is stupid shit thats breaking up the left.

However, I did vote anarchists haha.

[Bright Banana Beard]

You should not put eurocommunism, dengist, chavista or other. but put hoxhaist.

[Panda Tse Tung]

This is stupid shit thats breaking up the left.

However, I did vote anarchists haha.
Lol, Chit chats breaking the left :p.

[Jia]

Maoists because we have rake.

[Pogue]

We all know how fucking armed those maoists are, what with all their guerilla armies! so had to vote maoists

[Killfacer]

I voted anarchists, but that was only in a punch up. I think if you take all the armies and shit it would definatly be moaists. I can't imagine british anarchists standing much of a chance agains the tamal tigers.

[An archist]

We're talking about a drinking war, right? Cuz I voted for the anarchists.

[Angry Young Man]

Whoever Codename V sides with, cos he's so badass.

[Pirate Utopian]

V is clearly an anarchist.

[hugsandmarxism]

If every form of leftism decided to have a big lefty get together and fight eachother, which one would win?

BPSocialist lives on through RevLeft lingo! :laugh:

I say "Stalinists" and Maoists stand the best chance of winning based on numbers, organization, and armament, but between the two... idk.

What is certain is that any fascists who happen upon this big lefty get together would get fucked up fo sho :lol:

[Killfacer]

V is clearly an anarchist.

You're right. I'm pretty sure that the original v for vendetta graphic novel was some anarchist thing.

[Magdalen]

Who would win... in an all out leftist Eurovision Song Contest?

[Angry Young Man]

Shit if I was at a big lefty get together, I wouldn't be after picking a fight! I'd be trying to pull Holden, handing him Christina Rosetti poems that I try to pass off as my own.

[Killfacer]

Shit if I was at a big lefty get together.

:laugh:

[Angry Young Man]

Who would win... in an all out leftist Eurovision Song Contest?
Me.

[Pirate Utopian]

AYM with the Toppers singing Shine.

[Glenn Beck]

Who would win... in an all out leftist Eurovision Song Contest?

Still the Maoists. Eurovision is a contest to see who can best combine nationalism and kitsch, the Maoists have that market cornered.

http://www.lileks.com/institute/china/3.jpg

[scarletghoul]

Fuck yeah. Maoists would blatantly win.

For those who voted anarchists, how do you explain the fact that communists have always won in fights against anarchists?

I voted anarchists, but that was only in a punch up. I think if you take all the armies and shit it would definatly be moaists. I can't imagine british anarchists standing much of a chance agains the tamal tigers.

Wait, the tigers are maoists?!?

[S.O.I]

Still the Maoists. Eurovision is a contest to see who can best combine nationalism and kitsch, the Maoists have that market cornered.

http://www.lileks.com/institute/china/3.jpg

its would eb a close one between anarchists and maoists, but i think the maoists would pull it off in the end..

(but how the hell did china get into eurovision??)

[scarletghoul]

part of xinjiang could be considered to be in central asia / eurasia so maybe its europe??
I know kazakhstan is partly european according to some maps

[Cynical Observer]

anarchists, we're sneaky bastards, the maoists or stalinists will think it's over but we'll continue to blow things up using home made explosives until the entire government infrastructure lies in ruins :thumbup:

[scarletghoul]

Maoists never think its over!! dont make me go all cultural revolution on yo ass

[Jazzratt]

Anarchists would stand no chance in a sogn contest, by the way, a lot of anarchist music is either inaccessable or just plain fucking rubbish. They'd win a brawl, though.

[Spasiba]

Maoists for some reason come off to me as immature, anarchists always seem to know how to fight, but stalinists combine elements of both and would win (sadly)