Post here if you are drunk thread

[Sean]

words go here.

[Le Libérer]

Awesome, its stickied, cuz its such a ***** being drunk and looking for a thread. I'm not drunk yet, but will be here as soon as. :laugh:

[Jia]

http://i44.tinypic.com/vg4ygn.gif

[Communist Theory]

Seriously?
Haha Sean good one.

[Le Libérer]

Seriously?
Haha Sean good one.
I agree, it is a fabulous idea.:laugh:

[Knight of Cydonia]

the Post when you drunk thread!!! is here again....glory, glory for the drunken posters of revleft! yay:laugh:

[Le Libérer]

the Post when you drunk thread!!! is here again....glory, glory for the drunken posters of revleft! yay:laugh:Actually yeah, I had read you were looking for it, while drunk the other day, asked RedAnarchist if it would be okay to make a new one and sticky it. Sean was gracious enough to make it happen. So YeY, The new post drunk here thread!

[Knight of Cydonia]

Actually yeah, I had read you were looking for it, while drunk the other day, asked RedAnarchist if it would be okay to make a new one and sticky it. Sean was gracious enough to make it happen. So YeY, The new post drunk here thread!
*two thumbs up*:lol:

cheers!

[Sean]

I'm not drunk, but I'm off to purchase some tasty lager beers.

[Killfacer]

I'm not drunk but i just drank 1 can of strongbow. Ain't i cool :cool:

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

il call in tommrow.

[Pogue]

could have posted here earlier, i think i have napped it off now though.

[Wanted Man]

Can I post here if I want to be drunk? Sore throat, and drinking beer at a time like that is comparable to eating sandpaper.

[Pogue]

can i post here if i want to be drunk? Sore throat, and drinking beer at a time like that is comparable to eating sandpaper.

...

Swine flu!

[Killfacer]

...

Swine flu!

I'm pretty sure you can catch that over the internet now. Charming man, stop posting before you infect your internet connection.

[An archist]

Piss off, one of you are really drunk!, I for one, am really drubk and stiull manage to type roperly
Edit: crap

[Le Libérer]

Piss off, one of you are really drunk!, I for one, am really drubk and stiull manage to type roperly
Edit: crap
FTW totally so far in this thread.


I have plans to come back here tomorrow night myself. Bought the Sailor Jerry Rum today.

[Angry Young Man]

It's starting to clean out of my bloodflow. Poxy bloody kidneys. Need a bf :( Ended up in some snot-nosed club in Clifton for toffs :(

[Sean]

I'm technically creative full of caffiene last thing at night. I'm most creative in terms of writing when I'm drunk. I cant join the two, if I could I'd be a bond villain.

[Bilan]

Sean for Admin!

[Communist Theory]

2 cows theory by my world history teachur
Communism: You have 2 cows your neighbors help you care for thme you all share the milek.
Russian Communism:You have 2 cows yur neightbors hepl you care for them gov't takes your milk and rations it out sells the rest.
Italian Fascism: Gov't takes your milk sells it back to you
Nazist germany: Gov't takes milk shootsyou

[Sean]

A longer version of the above: click (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/You_have_two_cows/17)

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

I am wankered.

[Jazzratt]

I'm very fully boozed. Looking forward to the Eurovision song contest when I will be extra boozed. This drinking session has made me feel better about unemployment, go figure. It's also made me want to stay in America when I go there later this year, go figure again.

[bcbm]

thanks free bottle of wine!

[Killfacer]

you kniow whayt i think"? ki think you a jdjklt SO FUCK SYKU

[Killfacer]

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb nbc c v vb bv

[Mindtoaster]

you kniow whayt i think"? Ki think you a jdjklt so fuck syku

no u

[Patchd]

Yep, pretty high. :D

[Le Libérer]

I love it when pretty boys try to slip you X while feeding you tootsie rolls. silly boys, tricks are for kids. :)

[JimmyJazz]

I love it when pretty boys try to slip you X while feeding you tootsie rolls. silly boys, tricks are for kids. :)

Oh, I know

[Le Libérer]

Oh, I know
Oh? And how do you handle crowd control? Informed minds want to know hehehe

I am attempting to limit my drunk posting to this thread, And I am doing a damned good job of it so far. Dont you agree? its not easy, no its not. :D

Proof I'm drunk, no typos lol

[Mujer Libre]

There's a dearth of pretty boys here. *grumbles* Also, haven't been drunk in a very long time. Stupid work and job applications and shit,

[Jazzratt]

Drink lots of beer, eat lots of pie. It's a good life.

[which doctor]

It's almost 11:30am and I'm still a little drunk.

[Killfacer]

The cider in my stomach from last night has been nicely soaked up by the big breakfast i made.

[JimmyJazz]

Oh? And how do you handle crowd control? Informed minds want to know hehehe

Free X is free :blushing:

[bcbm]

I love it when pretty boys try to slip you X while feeding you tootsie rolls.

i wish that happened to me

[Le Libérer]

Free X is free :blushing: Meh I'm just not that into it.

[Mindtoaster]

OMG I JUST GRADUATED FOMR |HIGHSCHOOL TODAY

i have uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch wine woot.

I locve revlef it is the best drunk site on earth.



YAY $ communism sooooooooooop:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:: cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:ol: :cool:

[alexo]

i'm bollixed

[F9]

I am not drunk

[Knight of Cydonia]

hiow can qwe tipe wehn were druk?:blink:

[bcbm]

need... more... booze...

[Jazzratt]

need... more... booze...

j5EmCKbWS6c

[Communist Theory]

Would you have sex with her?
http://www.artinthepicture.com/artists/Quentin_Massys/ugly.jpeg

[Jazzratt]

Goddamn, I'm still fucking drunk. Drunk and hungover. God fucking damn.

[Le Libérer]

Goddamn, I'm still fucking drunk. Drunk and hungover. God fucking damn.
And in a bad mood as well? ;)

[Jazzratt]

And in a bad mood as well? ;)

At the time I posted that I was so dizzy I could barely see and my head felt like it was full of loose, rusty nails. Can you really blame me for being a little miffed?

[Le Libérer]

At the time I posted that I was so dizzy I could barely see and my head felt like it was full of loose, rusty nails. Can you really blame me for being a little miffed?Not at all. In fact, I'm not a nice person either when I suffer hangovers.

[deLarge]

hiow can qwe tipe wehn were druk?:blink:

Very carefully.

[Revulero]

Would you have sex with her?
http://www.artinthepicture.com/artists/Quentin_Massys/ugly.jpeg

Shes lookin mo sexieer 4 every beer i chug.:tt1:

[Mindtoaster]

I dumped a fuckton of Bacardi in a can of root beer last night and it was nasty as fuck.

[Sean]

Would you have sex with her?
http://www.artinthepicture.com/artists/Quentin_Massys/ugly.jpeg
After 20 pints I probably would. And by that I mean I'd be naked in an art gallery humping a canvas with a cigarette in my mouth.

I have beer now. Its a beautiful day. Unfortunately I only have 2 smokes left for now.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Wow, I totally forgot about this thread until now.

I want some weed. :crying:

[revolution inaction]

I'm not dunk, just taking a brake from being sober.


Wow, I totally forgot about this thread until now.

I want some weed. :crying:

me too :crying:

[brigadista]

as drunk as this - stoopid england -this is wjy i dont like leaving london- getting drunk outside of london is terrble!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHE6jhcKyq0

[revolution inaction]

as drunk as this - stoopid england -this is wjy i dont like leaving london- getting drunk outside of london is terrble!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHE6jhcKyq0

and getting drunk inside london costs an insane amount of money

[brigadista]

not if you stay at home:)

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

me too :crying:

Ha-ha! :redstar2000:

There isn't a "post here if you are stoned" thread, so here you go:

http://www.revleft.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=170&pictureid=2895

[Jazzratt]

Today I plan to stay in, cook myself a nice meal, watch a bit of anime and get just a tad tiddly. Drinking alone does not have to be a depressing dead end.

[Jazzratt]

Today I plan to stay in, cook myself a nice meal, watch a bit of anime and get just a tad tiddly. Drinking alone does not have to be a depressing dead end.
#Well the anime thing kind of went wrong but I cooked up a treat and am enjoying the boozeage. I must say though, to americans mainly, what the hell is your thing for really, really god damn cold beers? I don't get it at all.

Also. Uriah Heep. Good drinking music. I imagine it's even better stoned music.

[Guerrilla22]

I must say though, to americans mainly, what the hell is your thing for really, really god damn cold beers? I don't get it at all.


That's just how beer naturally is when it flows from the tops of mountain peeks. Beer naturally occurs in nature.

[bcbm]

That's just how beer naturally is when it flows from the tops of mountain peeks. Beer naturally occurs in nature.

I have never wanted to thank a post so hard.

[Angry Young Man]

Damn it I was trying to add to the Withnail vids and I couldn't find the piss bottle scene! ffs!

[Jazzratt]

I haven't felt properly sober for a week. This beer is not helping. But damn it's nice. Cold lager is growing on me.

I just summoned forth the manliest belch ever. It shook my fucking ribcage.

[bcbm]

Speaking from personal experience, when you're starting to post about how drunk you constantly are to strangers on the internet its usually a cry for help of some sort... you should maybe try to put down the sauce for a bit man.

And I'm off to the liquor store.

[JimmyJazz]

You're not a stranger to me, Jazzrat.

But you are strange LMBO!

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I suppose now would be a bad time to mention how awesome wake-and-bakes are?

[bcbm]

I'm weedless, it sucks.

[bcbm]

drunk before sundown, i win

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Couple of weeks ago i was drunk at ten in the morning.

[bcbm]

i feel like a mammoth shit me out and then stepped on my skull

[bcbm]

Speaking from personal experience, when you're starting to post about how drunk you constantly are to strangers on the internet its usually a cry for help of some sort...

Sooo... I'm very drunk for reasons that seem perfectly reasonable to me. For the past week/end. None the less... I think this is a cry for help. I mean... I let my roommate have a beer so he could drink with me and now I;'m pissed I let him have it. Because I want it now. Its been an ugly evening.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I shouldn't be in this thread, I'm not intoxicated.

[Jazzratt]

Hey bcbm, let's tey to not let each other be pissed! I failed already, but it might not be too late for you!

[bellyscratch]

Drrrruuuuunkkkkk! :D

Need to get some sleep. Past 7am and never recovered from the night before

[Jazzratt]

In another life, in another life I move in the romeo and the tedious :crying: in a tired hand :crying:. Till the body is over :crying:. Till the body is gone. :crying:

With my diet I'd get scurvy and I'd worship perte murphy if I only were a goth. :blushing:

[Sean]

Damn it I was trying to add to the Withnail vids and I couldn't find the piss bottle scene! ffs!
Speaking of which, that reminds me of the best b3ta story ever. Clicky! (http://www.b3ta.com/questions/films/post204170)

For any philistines who haven't seen the movie, I demand that you download it immediately from a reputable and legal outlet (http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=withnail+%26+i+tpb&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a).

[bellyscratch]

Been out today in the sunshine drinking. Might get a couple of hours sleep and go out later and get totally wasted:thumbup1:

[Wanted Man]

Edit: wrong thread, and I'm not even drunk.

[bcbm]

Hey bcbm, let's tey to not let each other be pissed! I failed already, but it might not be too late for you!

Tuesday night was the first night I didn't drink in at least three weeks... I gave up trying to calculate after that.

[Holden Caulfield]

last exam todAy fucked out of my tree, :unsure:

[RedAnarchist]

Last Saturday, I was slightly tipsy, as people who are Facebook friends with me will have found out. That was actually quite a fun night I had -spending time with some of my siblings and everything.

[pierrotlefou]

What about if I'm stoned. Can I still post here?

[dog_jones]

Boy I've got all kinds of depression up in here

[#FF0000]

Boy I've got all kinds of depression up in here

One of the better first posts on the forum.

[Le Libérer]

One house. One old room mate. Myself, and a death metal rock band touring thru my city and up until the next day. Not good for living arrangements, but god damn, it was worth every second of it as well as any repercussions that will follow. :D

[Sasha]

not drunk but stoned as fuck, the Does anyone else like Sushi threadmade me contemplate ordering some :drool:

[Sasha]

(got a sushi place around the corner)

[Cynical Observer]

i'm shitfaced and i'm gonna go with the flow wiht my life and stop worrying about shit that will or wont happen im gonna relax and drink more wine and just live with what happens

[Jazzratt]

I'm on the ugly (i.e hungover) side of drunk. It really fucking sucks.

[bellyscratch]

First time have had a chance to post in here when I'm not too drunk to forget to post, but drunk enough to post something... I think. I can't remember posting in here drunk before anyway...:D

[Bandito]

Hello, you good people!
Drunk as fuck atheist saying hi...

[Killfacer]

Hello, you good people!
Drunk as fuck atheist saying hi...

HI!

[Knight of Cydonia]

heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy hooooooooooooooooo

[Bright Banana Beard]

UI is didrfnkr 5 cans omf bujd light,. Hoory us for me dinrk1!!! I lopev yo ue all comrade.!!A :huh::lol::lol::lol:

[bcbm]

Bud light? You motherfucker.

Anyway...

hmgh fth mghtfhth hunnnnh rlothaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hujmgng:drool::drool::drool::drool:

[Tomhet]

Have a nice buzz, fax vodka for the win. Also, quite stoned aswell.

[brigadista]

im getting there its my birthday --- but the real fun starts tommorrow...

[which doctor]

mmm....cheap vodka

[which doctor]

the more you drink, the easier it goes down.

what more could one ask for

[Robespierre2.0]

mmm.. box wine and pretzels
honestlly, i become quite the misanthrope when i've had something to drink
i know it's not a good thing, with your inhibitions lowered, you're supposed to be nice an dmake friends, but srsly, people give me the feeling that I dont' even existt, like i shouldn't even try to change thw rold because i'm not exactly verbose when I express myself

god damn the suburbs
god damn the suburbs
(using god metaphorically here, i don't want to the can of worms that is religious discussion- religion exists within the realm of ideas, which fells apart when material conditions contradict it)

honestly, i love everyone. even the trots and anarchists- i still think you're capitulating to the dominant bourgeois narrative of history with regards to the USSR, PRC, DPRK, Socialist Albania, et cetera, but some of you have been quite anti-imperialist lately, and if I had the money, I would give you cookies or some other friendly gesture

maybe this post will be embarassing to me later, maybe it will not, but I've always gone way overboard with self-censorship in the past, to the point at which I hardly ever say my opinion on anything, so what the hell

ok, i just poured my feelings out onto this silly forum, and I guess any normal person would feel vulnerable. go ahead and attack me, motherfuckers

[Cynical Observer]

mmm.. box wine and pretzels
honestlly, i become quite the misanthrope when i've had something to drink
i know it's not a good thing, with your inhibitions lowered, you're supposed to be nice an dmake friends, but srsly, people give me the feeling that I dont' even existt, like i shouldn't even try to change thw rold because i'm not exactly verbose when I express myself

god damn the suburbs
god damn the suburbs
(using god metaphorically here, i don't want to the can of worms that is religious discussion- religion exists within the realm of ideas, which fells apart when material conditions contradict it)

honestly, i love everyone. even the trots and anarchists- i still think you're capitulating to the dominant bourgeois narrative of history with regards to the USSR, PRC, DPRK, Socialist Albania, et cetera, but some of you have been quite anti-imperialist lately, and if I had the money, I would give you cookies or some other friendly gesture

maybe this post will be embarassing to me later, maybe it will not, but I've always gone way overboard with self-censorship in the past, to the point at which I hardly ever say my opinion on anything, so what the hell

ok, i just poured my feelings out onto this silly forum, and I guess any normal person would feel vulnerable. go ahead and attack me, motherfuckers
this is the most epic post in this thread ever! i'mm till laughing!:laugh:

[Robespierre2.0]

*sigh* i guess that's my destiny.
to be unintentionally humorous
to be the laughing stock
honestly, I have no delusions of grandeur. I don't think I'm special. i'm just another pathetic first-world parasite, go ahead and destroy me

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

*sigh* i guess that's my destiny.
to be unintentionally humorous
to be the laughing stock
honestly, I have no delusions of grandeur. I don't think I'm special. i'm just another pathetic first-world parasite, go ahead and destroy me

Drunk people can be such downers. :redstar2000:

[Andrei Kuznetsov]

I've got a huge bottle of FINLANDIA vodka downstairs.

As an ex-RCPer, I am about to enthusiastically break Point of Discipline #1 in the RCP Points of Discipline. I am drinking until I am someone else's problem.

[Andrei Kuznetsov]

Yeah definitely someone's prob lem right now gotta do whatcha gotta do man.

[Black Dagger]

the more you drink, the easier it goes down.

what more could one ask for

No vomit at the end :(

[Killfacer]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/but-if-we-t110907/index5.html

im pissed therfor i am not posting in this thread.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

ripped.

[Wanted Man]

I've got a huge bottle of FINLANDIA vodka downstairs.

As an ex-RCPer, I am about to enthusiastically break Point of Discipline #1 in the RCP Points of Discipline. I am drinking until I am someone else's problem.
http://revcom.us/a/ideology/discip-e.htm

Apart from point 1, it's actually pretty good...

[MarxSchmarx]

woops just microwaved stirophone heatng up leftover chinese that tasted like burnt carbon rods. grumble grumble grumble.

[Chapter 24]

So basically I'm really drunk... damn. I can still type like a sober person though, I don't get how people who would normally type well would start typing like this:

hey gurelys i am dsod3u9 drtunk rigt4r now.

Like, wtf d00d?

[Comrade B]

Shit dude... I just walked home man... fucking cops EVERYWHERE! god damn, fucking freaking out... wayyyy too many cops for that distance, can;t believe I didn't get fucked over... shit...
I called a friend from the party I wasw at to pick me up, but her complainy friend, who is also a friend of mine, answered... so I hung up on her... I think this is going to bite me aon the ass tomorrow...

[GracchusBabeuf]

I'm hung over right now... :tt1:

[Comrade B]

Heh, my friends are really pissed off at me today.... damn... they have my beer....

[Comrade B]

God damn man, these cheap ass mother fuckers are all giving me shit about communism and shit until they want me to share my beer, then they are all over me for my generosity. Fuck them man. Rich kids expecting me to pay for hteir beer just because I am a communist... pay for your own shit man! get yoru own fucking connections, your own party place, whatever the fuc, just don't expect me to support your ass along with my own!
god damn, fuckers need to stop holding such stupid ass double standers...
on another note, these are the tags for this page: chitchat (http://www.revleft.com/vb/../tags.php?tag=chitchat), crunk (http://www.revleft.com/vb/../tags.php?tag=crunk), drunk (http://www.revleft.com/vb/../tags.php?tag=drunk), fam (http://www.revleft.com/vb/../tags.php?tag=fam), fuck (http://www.revleft.com/vb/../tags.php?tag=fuck), great (http://www.revleft.com/vb/../tags.php?tag=great), i cant believe noone added any tags! (http://www.revleft.com/vb/../tags.php?tag=i+cant+believe+noone+added+any+tags%2 1), let's (http://www.revleft.com/vb/../tags.php?tag=let%27s), post (http://www.revleft.com/vb/../tags.php?tag=post), sic (http://www.revleft.com/vb/../tags.php?tag=sic), thread (http://www.revleft.com/vb/../tags.php?tag=thread)
I like the "i cant believe noone added any tags! (http://www.revleft.com/vb/../../tags.php?tag=i+cant+believe+noone+added+any+tags%2 1)" one

[Killfacer]

hahahahAHAHAHAHHA FUCVK YOU

[Comrade B]

nay comrade, fuck YOU!
I have yet to retrieve my beer from the locked house, thus I declare m yfucke oyu to you! you legally able to drin kbastard!
I AM A FUCKING ADULT!
I can VOTE!
I can't drink! waht the fuck is this, shit man, when beer comes such a fucking objcective in your life, oyu knw something is wrong. GOD DAMN IT! I need to ge t that shit BACK!. NOW!.

[Jazzratt]

Who the fuck says nay? I mean really.

[Honggweilo]

fuck you guys, im not drunk

[Jazzratt]

Nearly out of vodka! :blink:

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

No green left. :(

[Jazzratt]

Nearly out of vodka! :blink:

Absolutely out of vodka. :crying:

[Wanted Man]

Damn. I never knew neighbourhood BBQs could be this intoxicating. One of the ladies brought a good bottle of bitter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitters) from the isles. Shit.

[Le Libérer]

I was somewhat drunk last night when I got in. I reconnected with one of my best friends I hadnt seen in 15 years. We were very nostalgic and he looks faboolus to be 40. Then I come home to my neighbor Jennifer sitting wide legged in her summer skirt in the middle of the street and her BF Bubba trying to lift her up. She was fighting him and yelling. Her eye makeup running down her face. If they hadnt been so loud, we might would have hit her.

I might add, Jennifer is about 6'1 and 200 plus pounds. Poor little Bubba was having quite a time with it. Wish Id had my camera. It was def one of those priceless moments :)

[ʇsıɥɔɹɐuɐ ıɯɐbıɹo]

It's CANADA DAY!

Depressing Day = Drinking Tyme!

Also I got wasted last night...;)

[rednordman]

Im almost drunk...wait a minute, actually im almost merry:).

[LOLseph Stalin]

I was drunk last night, but now I'm hungover. :( Damn you Canada and your nationalistic celebrations!

[Angry Young Man]

I'm BRIAN BLESSED!

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

It's awesome when girls share their weed with you. :redstar2000:

[Comrade B]

I must say, I really should be thankful for my inability to sleep easily, without it I would never have learned such valuable things from the all knowing and wise facebook quizes as, what color unicorn are you? purple
are you a communist? yes
How well would you survive a horror movie? to the end
How mormon are you? 0%
and my personal favorite
Does he really love you? no

god I fucking love you facebook, without you, I wouldn't know who I am, thank you god, for facebook. it has given my drunk ass perspective on who I really am.

[LOLseph Stalin]

I must say, I really should be thankful for my inability to sleep easily, without it I would never have learned such valuable things from the all knowing and wise facebook quizes as, what color unicorn are you? purple
are you a communist? yes
How well would you survive a horror movie? to the end
How mormon are you? 0%
and my personal favorite
Does he really love you? no

god I fucking love you facebook, without you, I wouldn't know who I am, thank you god, for facebook. it has given my drunk ass perspective on who I really am.


:thumbup:

I would rep that, but unfortunately I can't 'cause it's chit chat...

[Le Libérer]

Does anyone have the cure for the hiccups? I'm drunk and I have a very cute woman here and all we can do is giggle at me having the hiccups. So I'm suffered to be on revleft atm and I hope they go away soon. Wait. I think we just found the cure. Nevermind. :)

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Does anyone have the cure for the hiccups? I'm drunk and I have a very cute woman here and all we can do is giggle at me having the hiccups. So I'm suffered to be on revleft atm and I hope they go away soon. Wait. I think we just found the cure. Nevermind. :)

Drink water out of a cup backwards.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I was drunk yesterday but I forgot about this thread! :crying:

[LOLseph Stalin]

I was drunk yesterday but I forgot about this thread! :crying:

It's ok. When I'm drunk I can never post in this thread because I'm never at a computer. Even if I am I can't post because my friends wouldn't like this site so fuck them!

[OneNamedNameLess]

When I'm drunk I smash shit and sing songs, sometimes vomit, then go to sleep but I never post in this thread :)

[dogfooddi]

i'm drunk and alone!
someone should send me pictures of their penis or their pet. i love that shit!


and the best cure for hiccups is to get a glass of ice water, put a few paper towels over the top, and drink through the paper towels for as long as you can. bing bang bong.

oh, and is your weed revolutionary approved? pesticide free? drug business involves lots of exploitation.

that's why i don't do class A narcotics.

oh, and i'm so mad they didn't air the latest episode of true blood yesterday.
waiting one week is enough!!! i'm so manipulated....

[Le Libérer]

and the best cure for hiccups is to get a glass of ice water, put a few paper towels over the top, and drink through the paper towels for as long as you can. bing bang bong. We found a cure, a very unorthodox one but worked :D




oh, and i'm so mad they didn't air the latest episode of true blood yesterday.
waiting one week is enough!!! i'm so manipulated....
True Blood is filmed in my city. In fact in the opening credits that big old white mansion is in walking distance of my house. It was a gay bar forever.
Anyway all the landmarks and extras I'm very familiar with. I've gotten Dhul and Kevis hooked. The only problem is, they have to wait until its uploaded on the net. Well I say wait, I tell Dhul on msn whats happening while I watch, its a total spoiler for him.

[dogfooddi]

how unorthodox? did it involve genitals?

i tried to get my boss to get hbo at the bar because i work sunday nights so i can't go over toa friend's and watch it like i used to. so i have to wait for it to get uploaded too.

man, they've got some real eye candy on that show. sookie and bill's relationship is kind of whatever and hard to get into. especially considering me and everyone else wants to throw anna paquin out the window and out of the way! i like the subplots much better.

[Le Libérer]

i tried to get my boss to get hbo at the bar because i work sunday nights so i can't go over toa friend's and watch it like i used to. so i have to wait for it to get uploaded too.

man, they've got some real eye candy on that show. sookie and bill's relationship is kind of whatever and hard to get into. especially considering me and everyone else wants to throw anna paquin out the window and out of the way! i like the subplots much better.
I agree the subplots are much more interesting. Now that Sookie is off to Dallas I think that will pick up.

I'm not going to get into True Blood here in the drunk thread, it deserves its own thread. But Dhul is fantastic at guessing who is what creature and where the plot is going. I'm constantly saying, "No! Dont tell me!" Then not being able to take it anymore, and begging him to tell me. He's a good track record so far :)

[rednordman]

Im officially drunk, so please do not be offended if i post bullshit in other forums, its just me way;),..also dont drink 'cripple-cock' scrumpy, because...."it'll flatten ee, young 'un!'.

[Module]

I went to an Australian bar this evening. Apparently it's a chain. 'Walkabout'.
How lame.
It did make me realise how much I don't miss it, though.

[rednordman]

U australian right?, bar, I take it theres better beer in the land of aus then? (we are talking 'fun pubs' here obviously, right?)

[fabilius]

Post!

I posted.

[Comrade B]

It is 5:01 AM... I just got home... I should not have driven and am greatly disappointed in myself.
My brother is leaving town again, after visiting for the first time since december, tomorrow at 10...
will miss him... I guess I am leaving as well in 30 day... can't complain much.. will miss the man though, didn't get to drink with him

My best friend is using a girl who I feel obligated to watch her back and another close friend is moving on from our behavior... I feel like soon I will be on my own, life moves on, I will just have to catch up later.

[Il Medico]

It's awesome when girls share their weed with you. :redstar2000:
Oh hellz yeah. :thumbup1:

[Le Libérer]

I just broke up with my interweb BF of 6 months so I called my leading man who takes me on limo drives thru the night where the true blood stars congregate. He's going to take over the convo now.

My bad girl and I are taking another night-drive. He ain't worthy...our night drive continues. the true blood still drips through dark streets. Please excuse us as we enjoy, the v is ours to share with each other tonight.

Mmm, yeah. Nighty night kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVEGfH4s5g
Now, excuse us while we dance on the bed.

[LOLseph Stalin]

I know this doesn't count, but I was just in a debate with a bunch of drunk Capitalists. They were quite lulzy. :lol:

[Redmau5]

driunk as a .........

http://ecosafewildlife.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/skunk.22482042_std.jpg

http://www.feminisiertecannabissamen.de/prdimg/W300/skunk-1-feminised.jpg

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Drunk as a skunk skunk?

[revolution inaction]

Im not drunk enough, all the beer is gone :crying:

[Jazzratt]

Im not drunk enough, all the beer is gone :crying:

I know your pain. I know it so much.

I wish I had some more booze, incidentally.

[bcbm]

I drank night train last night and apparently blacked out for four hours. Sigh.

[Killfacer]

I drank night train last night and apparently blacked out for four hours. Sigh.

Where i'm from they call that a good time.

[bcbm]

But I blacked out things I want to remember!

[Killfacer]

But I blacked out things I want to remember!

You might have stabbed someone to death. That's why the make booze make you forget, so when you're violent you can't feel guilty.

[n0thing]

derp

[Bandito]

Where i'm from they call that a good time.
That's England for you...:):)

[Comrade B]

Well.. Tonight was a fucking dream from hell

I went to some of my closest friends' house, this girl who, though we all dislike but tolerate, came over and made this statement "Hitler went after the wrong people, he should have fought the Mexicans".... God I hate this country...
My friends who live there were weak in their points, saying such things as, "yeah, what she said is disgusting and fucked up, but just ignore it" and "so what, you already know she is stupid" but never actually trying to change something to make shit better...
Though fixing one bigot won't change the world, it is a step towards a better one.
By the end of the night I was fucking wiped out, the night before I was running from the cops, and tonight I am just dealing with the most fucking insane people in society... not my last couple days...
I think I will just drink some rum now and pass out...

[Comrade B]

Well, just a couple minutes ago, I told C******** everything, I have watched after her, protected her, and been one of her two closest friends for over four years now. I am young, but there is always a first serious relationship in someone's life, I hope that she will at least consider me for this.
I cannot think of any situation in my past where I have acted like this, I was wreckless and idiotic, I only hople that htis will come out positively...
if not
I am pretty much alone... for a very long time...

[Jazzratt]

Where has all my booze gone?

[bcbm]

Well, just a couple minutes ago, I told C******** everything, I have watched after her, protected her, and been one of her two closest friends for over four years now. I am young, but there is always a first serious relationship in someone's life, I hope that she will at least consider me for this.
I cannot think of any situation in my past where I have acted like this, I was wreckless and idiotic, I only hople that htis will come out positively...
if not
I am pretty much alone... for a very long time...

Ah being young and hopeless. What memories. Buck up little camper, it'll be okay.

[Il Medico]

Where has all my booze gone?
I keep asking my self that question as well. Along with "Where has all my money to buy booze gone?" *Sigh*:(

[Mindtoaster]

I've been pub surfing around queeens in belfaAST for awhile todaY

fuckiiiiiiing carlsburg annd vodka. We got kicked out at 1 am though. Why the fuck do the clubs close that early.

i <3 rthe people here.

:cool::cool::cool::cool:

[Mindtoaster]

Also,revleft IRC is just not working for me for some reaso fuuyuuuuck

[F9]

Also,revleft IRC is just not working for me for some reaso fuuyuuuuck

yes! we dont have to listen to your boring drunk storys.get yourself some coffee.:lol::lol:

[SoupIsGoodFood]

I'm blazed as fuck.

[Bex]

Question: If one has just worked an overnight, is it wrong to drink at 7am?

[bcbm]

No, its practically mandatory.

[shadowmare]

HOLY CRAP
I never knew... that they put flavored Vodka into KOOL AID PACKETS until just now...
Its by best buddy's birthday and he has a bunch of people over to get hammered, I'm on his laptop since he's busy chasing someone around out front with the garden sprinkler
ACK! The choices... LEMON OR LIME?

I need an advisor for this one Comrades :closedeyes:

[Comrade B]

wohoo for life always being confusing...
maybe it is better that way than predictable

Anyway, I need to wash the mud off of myself, I tried a short cut home while wearing flip flops, going past a recently constructed public bathrooms in a park, which was surrounded by mud. I didn't see the mud. My brilliant solution to cleaning off the mu was sticking my foot into the sprinklers... which shot my shoe off, so I tried to go after the shoe, and now I am very cold, wet, and muddy... yet still I am in a better mood than a little bit ago. Soemthing new and stupid can always take your mind off of shit. The rum helps as well.

[Il Medico]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4A-fEw4iWM
This has been a sad reality for me for too long. (My drink of choice is rum)

[Fishoutofwater]

woot thisis the best! what are you drinking everyonw:confused:

[RHIZOMES]

i think im drunk im not sure ive had like a mug and a half of Baileys in like ten minutes

[Comrade B]

well... that was not the right place or amount to be drinking last night...

[Jazzratt]

I'm drunker than I've any right to be.

[revolution inaction]

I'm druck with alcohol i brewed my self :) it took so long to make but it works

[Comrade B]

Another night another 6 pack (I am a moderately light weight)
time to take a couple shots to help me sleep well, toodles comrades

[Chapter 24]

I'm kind of violating this thread's tradition of only having those who are drunk post here, seeing as how I am stoned but not intoxicated at all. But anyway, I just wanted to say that when I'm high I'm more likely to be on RevLeft than when I'm drunk. I just can't manage to pay close attention to it. So I guess I'm inclined to Stonertalk, I'll make that a kind of domain here.
Sorry, I'll leave now. My bad...

[Mindtoaster]

I <3 it here in belfast

Legally entering clubs and not getting carded gong to pubs and buying alcohol and shit is the best
:wub:

[Mindtoaster]

I'm kind of violating this thread's tradition of only having those who are drunk post here, seeing as how I am stoned but not intoxicated at all. But anyway, I just wanted to say that when I'm high I'm more likely to be on RevLeft than when I'm drunk. I just can't manage to pay close attention to it. So I guess I'm inclined to Stonertalk, I'll make that a kind of domain here.
Sorry, I'll leave now. My bad...

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/gtfo-56265.jpg

[Chapter 24]

See now that hurts

[Mindtoaster]

Im beyond the point of seeing right now

Rep the botnic inn, th0 it sucks man

[Jazzratt]

You'd think that three guys buying 54 beers would result in at least one of us being battered. No, turns out we just had 20 or so between us (plus a couple of litres of weak "pre-mixed drinks" a piece). Maybe this is growing up.

[Hit The North]

Maybe this is growing up.

No, just slowing down.

[Trystan]

Is it a bad sign that I stay up all night drinking wine and guinness, listening to bukowski and listening to tom waits c. 1975? no porn, though.

[Pogue]

I'm probably still slightly drunk, I went to the pub with Killfacer last night before going to a house party where I stayed up all night drinking cider and vodka with some friends, just got home. I'm a careful and rational drinker so I feel fine.

[RedAnarchist]

I would like to announce my inebriation - 3 magners, 1 vodka wkd, some thwait6es and some sex onm the beach and bnow a gorvgoeuihs hawiain poizzan from darios!Edward, was that you in darios I saw?

[F9]

I would like to announce my inebriation - 3 magners, 1 vodka wkd, some thwait6es and some sex onm the beach and bnow a gorvgoeuihs hawiain poizzan from darios

:laugh:People join the chat, thats a once a lifetime chance to see RA drunk:laugh:

[RedAnarchist]

:laugh:people join the chat, thats a once a lifetime chance to see ra drunk:laugh:


get out of mty thrad!

[RedAnarchist]

My pizza is gone noo

[RedCommieBear]

Edit: you're back

[RedAnarchist]

I'm back in i got liquidpoestess to unban me from the live chatr

[GracchusBabeuf]

Fuck everybody

[Pogue]

for the first time in a long time i am not drunk

[RedAnarchist]

for the first time in a long time i am not drunk

trhen do it and gfiet drunkedred

[Pogue]

trhen do it and gfiet drunkedred

not in the mood mate, been to two parties this week, everyones out of that for a bit. give it a week like

[Killfacer]

Pogue you fgucking idiot why are you not drunk it is saturday.

[RedCommieBear]

Is it not the most awesome thing in the world that the mountains turn blue when the can is cold? I think it's cool thought the company went out of there way to help out the people who cannot sense temperature changes.

RedAnarchist in Live chat inspired me to join this thread. Thank you (raising a can for you)

[MarxSchmarx]

Win:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SleAycCurQQ

NSFW

[bcbm]

I'm drunk now and didn't know where else to post this but, in all seriousness, I almost died yesterday.

[Il Medico]

I am not drunk and I am posting here, suck it!:p

[Pogue]

I'm drunk now and didn't know where else to post this but, in all seriousness, I almost died yesterday.

pics or it didnt happen

[GracchusBabeuf]

Define "drunk".

[Pogue]

i could get drunk?

[Il Medico]

Drunk: When you consume enough alcohol that even for a second you look at this person and think "I'd hit that".
http://meagank.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/big-female-mustache1.jpg

[Comrade B]

Not drunk, only had a couple of beers, just bored off my ass.

I would hit that.
joke

On vacation with my family, all I do all day is make fun of the religious group next door to us with my dad, drink beer, and watch Hitchcock. Trying to get in exercising... probably will drop that tomorrow or the next day...

[Pogue]

had a quart of vodka

[Misanthrope]

http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1249513685275.gif

hell yeah.

[bcbm]

pics or it didnt happen

When flying down the (full) highway at 80 miles an hour in a car being driven by a maniac on mushrooms, whipping out my camera is close to the last thing on my mind. I just put on my shades, lit a cigarette and figured at least I would look cool when my skull was mashed.

:redstar2000:


In other news, why the fuck would an alcoholic energy drink and cigarettes be a good cure for insomnia? I don't know, but its what I'm trying.

[redarmyfaction38]

words go here.
welcome to my world.......................:laugh:

[redarmyfaction38]

When flying down the (full) highway at 80 miles an hour in a car being driven by a maniac on mushrooms, whipping out my camera is close to the last thing on my mind. I just put on my shades, lit a cigarette and figured at least I would look cool when my skull was mashed.

:redstar2000:


In other news, why the fuck would an alcoholic energy drink and cigarettes be a good cure for insomnia? I don't know, but its what I'm trying.
and why not? insomnia is a bastard, you might as well try to enjoy it.

[Jazzratt]

I'm pissed and pissed off, anyone want to point me at a relatively simple thread with people supporting capitlism, imperialism or "Marxian" beaureara-whatever-reecy

[Wanted Man]

Ooh yeah, I'm pissed right now. It's the first day of students' intro week in the city that I live close to, and where I shall study for the next year. I definitely taught those little shits a lesson about what it means to "go out" in my city. They're cool people though. And transforming easterners into fully-fledged northerners isn't that hard.

[Jazzratt]

njever trust someone who feels they owe you beers and wants to "get twatted". It never leads to a sober place.

[Wanted Man]

njever trust someone who feels they owe you beers and wants to "get twatted". It never leads to a sober place.

:laugh:

Wow, I'm glad that the above post was the only thing I posted last night. Drunk posting can be a *****.

[Comrade B]

Well, I think I just drunk dialed my ex...
go to love life n taht way
just got to
I just wrote out a long post, claiming pride in my heratage as a leftist, ranting about my name and a whole load of shite, but really, I just want to be left alone. I spoke to two people all yesterday, and it was great. Maybe I don't need people.
God though, I am tired of everything else.

time to eat some bread (only snack I have in my house), drink another beer or two (have a 16 pack to myself, after having a few shots, glass of bailys on the rocks, and a couple beers from the 16 pack me and a couple friend's killed... takes about 4-5 to get me drunk) and pass out, finally.

[Comrade B]

I bought 36 beers yesterday on the tiny amount of money I have, it is now gone, I can only hope that the people who I gave it to have the same respect for me and will pay it back, otherwise I will have issues paying for food....
christ I am tired, drunk and hungry.

[Comrade B]

Wow, my brother's ex and one of my close friends are totally sleeping in my basement right now, this is entirely awkward... and I totally don't like however the hell this is going to end up.

God I wish I still had a bit more to drink to help me not remember this

Just going to listen to some Avett Brothers and hope that just blanks my mind for me

I decided to mess with them, because they can totally hear me, everyone in my town seems to think I am some kind of KGB super-villain major player, so I thought I would walk around the basement pretending that I didn't think they were there talking to my off phone making a false arms deal.... this should be funny

[ev]

I can't read properly it takes effort, whilst normally it's effortless, and i can't really type for shit, thats what becomes of you if you drink to much.. What's this business about comrade B being a kgb super villan?

I'm listening to jimmy hendrix, he's pretty good.. FOXY LADY

I bought some kahuala and i've mixed it with my PREMIUM russian vodka that i could only get ordered from sydney, fucking supid move eh.. anywayu i'm going to have it all sorted out good because i'll drink it all, althought i'm used to having it straight, i've decided to mix it like any proletariat would do in my unemployed hopless situation, when i get a job though it will all be good, hopefully i wont run out of money.. im not going to buy more until i get a job and when i do i'll be set with premium russian standard coming to my door weekly brothers..

anyway, so thats whats up here and i'm going to do some other cool shit on the internet, it's like... drinking is an anesthetic for my brain, someone pm me with a tutorial on how to buy weed, i need that to contemplate life and all it's mysteries.. i blame that mother of a boy "the dude" off big labowski for his white russian antics, what a role model - i say no more to you plebs, <3. me. etc. k thx bai :cursing::drool::drool::ohmy::confused::scared::cr ying::laugh::(:);) - lol if you read that shit

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Goddamn. I had a truly heroic lunch today; a large mixed kebab, two double cheeseburgers and a large portion of fries. I had to take a break half-way through. What better to wash down this repast than some Guinness?

[Killfacer]

Goddamn. I had a truly heroic lunch today; a large mixed kebab, two double cheeseburgers and a large portion of fries. I had to take a break half-way through. What better to wash down this repast than some Guinness?

Enjoy your heart attack

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Enjoy your heart attack

Did I mention that I had mayonnaise on my fries too? :lol:

[Jazzratt]

Goddamn. I had a truly heroic lunch today; a large mixed kebab, two double cheeseburgers and a large portion of fries. I had to take a break half-way through. What better to wash down this repast than some Guinness?

Oh god, you're my hero. By I guess you already knew that.

[Wanted Man]

:lol:

Not drunk now, but the final party of the university's intro week was pretty damn good. It was in some big hall way out of the city, so they arranged buses there. Sweet. All the people in my group were cool. Only, I don't get one of these people. He had his girlfriend come over from pretty far away, and all she basically did was flirt with other guys, in front of him or otherwise.

[Killfacer]

God i feel like shit. I went out last night and the kebab i had was fucking vile.

[Jazzratt]

Seems the british contigent of revleft was doing itself proud and eating plenty of 'babs.

[Wanted Man]

Didn't get my hands on any kebab during the last week, which is surprising. But we did eat all sorts of crap, sometimes several times per day. "Patat speciaal" (fries with mayonnaise, curry/ketchup and onions) 3 times a day is a nice way to get a heart attack. During the final party, there was a stand where they sold buns with sausage. Nice.

[Bilan]

I am drunk, and have been drinking. The latter, indeed, has ledt o the former. Now, let's clarify things. I wa sin a pub, and then in another, and then another. The second wouldn't let some people in because trhy were boys.
So we went to another.
and then when there I got a free drink, which waa awful but I finished it.
now I am here. And I shall tell you this: drinking makes me reveal personal things which are neither interesting, nor any of your business.

[Bilan]

ALSO
I have work in the morning, whereI get to serve rich people expensive drinks (nonces). and apparently I flirt with everyone, which is outrageous.

[Bilan]

Also, I may have called one of my managers "a fascist" to her face...more than once...in the pub. :lol:

[Comrade B]

4 days left before I leave my home town, weird as fuck...

So R.. wandered off tonight, we drove after him and tried to find him, but had to turn around once we came to real streets because we had trunken too much, that bastard better watch his ass, I will be pissed off if he got himself arrested. He has enough of a record already.

[Jazzratt]

Vodka + Cider = waking up with a hangover that proves there is no loving god and vomitting on your own face.

[Killfacer]

Vodka + Cider = waking up with a hangover that proves there is no loving god and vomitting on your own face.

hahahaha i know the feeling. I had the same combo on my 19th birthday and i was sick 5 times (in a row) in the morning. Great way to celebrate a birthday, violently throwing up. I actually had to run upstairs whilst i opened a present from my bro.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Vodka + Cider = waking up with a hangover that proves there is no loving god and vomitting on your own face.

Why do you do this to yourself?

[Jazzratt]

Why do you do this to yourself?


I honestly have no idea. Waking up today is the first time I've genuinely regretted drinking too much, though. There's nothing quite like cleaning up vomit to make one consider going teetotal.

[Wanted Man]

Haha, that's fucking awful. I've had shit like that happen to me once, and since then I've always tried to exercise some control, and it hasn't happened since. It's disgusting.

It reminds me of the guy I mentioned a few posts up, you know, the one with the girlfriend. At some point, he tried to impress her by chugging a few beers really fast, but as we all know, not everyone is fit to do that. Within a few minutes, he was sitting outside on the pavement next to one of the busiest streets in the city, puking his guts out. His girlfriend officially established herself as a bit of a psycho by giving him some chewing gum, and going right back to kissing him just minutes later.

[An archist]

I'd like to announce that I'll probably be drunk tomorrow, I do this today, because I don't usually get on revleft when I'm drunk.
That is all.

[Comrade B]

If we are here not to do
what you and I want to do,
and go forever crazy with it,
why the hell we even here?

Anyway, on a sad note to my life, I have more posts in this thread than anywhere else I am thinking, should probably cut back on drinking a bit

[revolution inaction]

Anyway, on a sad note to my life, I have more posts in this thread than anywhere else I am thinking, should probably cut back on drinking a bit

i don't know about everyone else but i don't often post when i am drinking

[Jazzratt]

Anyway, on a sad note to my life, I have more posts in this thread than anywhere else I am thinking, should probably cut back on drinking a bit

I rarely post when I'm pissed, to be fair. However, in my case I just went to the pub for 10(ish) hours, so yeah.

[bellyscratch]

Im not that drunk but Ive had a couple of pints and hadnt eaten much today so Im going to post here.

Im watching Big Brother, which is obviously the best program on TV, just because theyre a bunch of morons who i like to see suffer. :D

I have to remember not to forget about my pasta on the cooker because its so easy to forget about it after a couple of drinks!

Take it easy y'all

[GPDP]

Chattin' with some friends, sippin on some bud lights (though I'd rather have Shiner Bock).

love this shit yo

[RotStern]

julhdsfidy iudfydf yd76 dgfdyu bkjhgds :cool::bored:

[GPDP]

julhdsfidy iudfydf yd76 dgfdyu bkjhgds :cool::bored:

i concur

[RedAnarchist]

im still eating my hawiain pizza motehrfuckers

[bellyscratch]

Im drunk back in my home town and I fucking love this place!!!!!!!! :D

[RedAnarchist]

sunderland for the win