Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As A Dildo (not a joke)

[Yazman]

http://decentcommunity.org/2009/05/05/women-dies-after-using-jackhammer-as-dildo/


Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.

After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.

[Sean]

Now THAT is a Darwin Award.

[Dóchas]

Now THAT is a Darwin Award.

definitly!!!!! :laugh::laugh:

[hugsandmarxism]

It's like one of the dirty jokes my father used to tell me as a kid has come to life! :laugh:

[S.O.I]

well at least she propably had a bad ass orgasm before she died..

[Pirate Utopian]

Did she use one of the handles or the drill part?