Cheated?

[Caulfield]

Have you ever been cheated on by your boyfriend/girlfriend. I personally have always thought that it is very noble to forgive that person, or else just to walk away.

But the problem i'm gonna stuck you guys up with, is the problem of when you have forgiven someone.. but when he/she cheats on you again. That sounds to me like time for vengeance.


Share your best/funniest ideas (or perhaps your own stories) on how to retaliate on your ex-partner! :D

[Sean]

Let it go you bloody psycho!

[Bilan]

What are you going to do about them?
Leave them. Simply as that.

[Killfacer]

Burn their houses down and take a shit in their gardens.

Or just leave them.

[S.O.I]

cheat on her, then leave her after you tell her you cheated. all whith a big smile on you face.

[Communist Theory]

Have a child with her sister.

[#FF0000]

Build a boat in her kitchen then leave her

[Bandito]

Fuck someone with a sexually transmitted disease. Catch it. Than fuck her lover.

[Sean]

Fuck someone with a sexually transmitted disease. Catch it. Than fuck her lover.
Reminds me of the story, "Bad Blood" in Trainspotting.

[An archist]

Build a boat in her kitchen then leave her
:lol:

[NecroCommie]

dont get a spouse.

[bcbm]

Give her a nice fruit basket.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Have a child with her mother.

[jake williams]

Have a child with her grandfather.

[bcbm]

Have a child with her child.

[Killfacer]

have a child with her grand child

[#FF0000]

get married to her
have a child
divorce
dont fight for custody

[Killfacer]

Have a kid with the child you both parented.

[mykittyhasaboner]

Steal all their money/cool stuff.

[Sean]

Show her that you're actively researching methods to attack her on the internet. That'll get her to love you again...

[Jazzratt]

Have you ever been cheated on by your boyfriend/girlfriend.
I've never had the oppurtunity. It sounds like fun, though.


I personally have always thought that it is very noble to forgive that person, or else just to walk away.
Good...


But the problem i'm gonna stuck you guys up with, is the problem of when you have forgiven someone.. but when he/she cheats on you again. That sounds to me like time for vengeance.

You're aware you sound bitter and unhinged, right? Just tell your (hopefully hypothetical) partner that you're not prepared to forgive them and then leave them alone.


Share your best/funniest ideas (or perhaps your own stories) on how to retaliate on your ex-partner! :D
My best one is the one where I don't force anyway to suffer simply because I want the gratification of "vengence". The really funny one though is the one where someone's ex-partner finds out they are coming up with creepy plans with the help of the internet and completely humiliates them; that or the boat thing Rorschach suggested, that was fucking great.

[ZeroNowhere]

Have a child that is destined to kill his father and marry his mother. Or vice versa.

[Schrödinger's Cat]

Find someone who won't cheat on you. That feels better than revenge.

[Mindtoaster]

Blow up her home-planet of Alderaan

[Dr Mindbender]

Upload poorly drawn, sexually explicit drawings of them onto your website, and film yourself fucking a blowup doll while you moan their name which you then also upload on the internet for moar lulz.

[Jia]

Not "Cheated" in the sense that he had relations with others, but I am extremely paranoid and insecure so I do feel cheated when they look at another person with relations in mind. I'm obviously not good enough if they are already looking at others for future.

[Il Medico]

The best idea in my opinion is to trow out that faithfulness crap. Have a open marriage were either you or your spouse can have sex with other people they find attractive as long as they come home to you at the end of the day. It is when they totally betray you by slipping off with someone else that you should get angry. Sex is Sex, nothing more.

[Pogue]

This has never happened to me so I wouldn't really know how to respond.

[Dooga Aetrus Blackrazor]

It's all convention. Unless you specifically agreed to monogamy, why should they assume your relationship isn't open? Convention? Do I have to tell everyone who thinks of entering a relationship with me about my values? Do you know how many unpopular and potentially deal breaking values I hold? I'm sure to forget some of them. Certainly, I would let someone know if I want an open relationship. However, it's not a 100% responsibility of my behalf to get that clarification, I think.

The only legitimate reason you have to be upset is if they're not upholding an agreement you made. Even then, it's tough. If you agree to be monogamous, and it doesn't work for you anymore, you don't need permission to get a divorce. I'll admit that you should respect the person's individuality and "talk" to them first. However, the cultural climate around cheating is so negative nobody will actually do that.

If someone cheated, they should've talked to you about it first. However, did they refrain because you're unapproachable on the topic? Maybe. If someone takes proper precautions when cheating, it's no riskier than a lot of things. My theoretical spouse cheats. Here is what upsets me:

1. They didn't talk to me about it and respect my feelings.
2. They took a risk on my health without my permission. Part of the establishment of the relationship was an escape from STD worries by remaining exclusive. Otherwise, if I slept with 5000 people and had unprotected sex with you, it's your fault.
3. We agreed to never cheat without breaking off the relationship.
4. My sexual needs are going unsatisfied because of the cheating.
5. My emotional needs are going unsatisfied.

If someone is cheating, their needs aren't satisfied. If them cheating harms your needs, you either resolve the conflict or don't. If you don't, the person who's actions are least restrictive takes priority. If your spouse starts spending 5 hours a day more away from you, you have a decision. Would you rather have something or nothing?

If having something, then losing it, having it, then losing it, becomes a problem at a certain point, you break it off. Relationships can be addictive. If I could only have cocaine once a week, I'd stop using it. At that point, the cocaine doesn't justify the constant withdraw. My skepticism here is that a relationship is actually addictive. It seems like we're just being childishly idealistic. We can't have all the pie so we don't want a slice.

[Dr Mindbender]

If this has happened to you, Shut up and move on.

If someone thinks so little of you, they arent worth getting upset over.

If you let them effect how you think, they are still controlling you, but you're not doing shit to them.

Not caring is the best revenge you can have.

[Pogue]

If this has happened to you, Shut up and move on.

If someone thinks so little of you, they arent worth getting upset over.

If you let them effect how you think, they are still controlling you, but you're not doing shit to them.

Not caring is the best revenge you can have.

This, to be honest.

[gorillafuck]

Sign them up for Al-Qaeda

[Killfacer]

plant crack in their house. Or feed their kids crack.