Predict your own death

[Dr Mindbender]

http://www.deathclock.com/

apparently i am going to die on Friday, March 29, 2047

theres a countdown and everything, nice.

[RedAnarchist]

I got Thursday, December 18th, 2070, which means that i would be a few months off 85 years old.

[Dr Mindbender]

I got Thursday, December 18th, 2070, which means that i would be a few months off 85 years old.

bloody whippersnapper. :lol:

[ls]

That site is so old, it told me 2020 before. :lol: Perfect timing environmentalists would sasy.

[Dr Mindbender]

That site is so old, it told me 2020 before. :lol: Perfect timing environmentalists would sasy.

oh thats alright then, i might get to see the 22nd century afterall what a relief.

[Pirate Utopian]

We're all gonna die 2012 anyway, so this is useless.

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Wednesday, September 24, 2064

Means I'll be 73.
That's cool.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Thursday, May 19, 2067
1,830,846,785 seconds left

[Dr Mindbender]

We're all gonna die 2012 anyway, so this is useless.
.

lol is that your excuse for not contributing much to the forum? :D

[Pirate Utopian]

No. I have no excuse for that.

[Dr Mindbender]

im sure this is very scientific.

I re-entered the information from 'normal' to 'optimistic' and it came back as Tuesday April 24, 2068.

So i can live an extra 21 years just by becoming a mindless joy-bot. Goodee!

[Pirate Utopian]

I think it means the prediction is more optimistic.

[RedAnarchist]

There's a more scientific one at http://www.livingto100.com/. I got 86 years, which gives me up to the year 2072.

[Jazzratt]

9th of November 2036. I'll be 48 and probably riddled with cancers, it's more than likely that I will embrace this death given the painful ordeal the last few months of my life would promise to be. I imagine a handful of people will miss me, those people will be awesome.

Of course they don't supply any more than the date I just sort of extrapolated.

[Dr Mindbender]

There's a more scientific one at http://www.livingto100.com/. I got 86 years, which gives me up to the year 2072.

Im not sure i want a more scientific answer, part of would rather remain in blissful ignorance.

:D

Which i suppose is rather hypocritical of me since i started this thread.

[Dr Mindbender]

9th of November 2036.

Shit. You're like way younger than me.

[Jia]

September 2085.

Low BMI :)

[Jazzratt]

Low BMI :)

My BMI is 19. I doubt it's entirely that.

Taking RA's test I get to survive a little longer, to 77 (and frankly I wouldn't want to be much older.), dying at some point in 2065 or early 2066. The test isn't that much more scientific, it doesn't seem to take your answers relating to smoking into account that much.

[Dr Mindbender]

My BMI is 19. I doubt it's entirely that.

Taking RA's test I get to survive a little longer, to 77 (and frankly I wouldn't want to be much older.), dying at some point in 2065 or early 2066.

lol, im not sure i call 30 years 'a little longer'.

[Jazzratt]

lol, im not sure i call 30 years 'a little longer'.

You just don't know when to be understated.

[Jia]

My BMI is 19. I doubt it's entirely that.

Taking RA's test I get to survive a little longer, to 77 (and frankly I wouldn't want to be much older.), dying at some point in 2065 or early 2066.

Mines 19.5 :lol:

Its because all my Muscle is considered fat. :rolleyes:

[bcbm]

Saturday, June 25, 2039. According to the scientific one I'll live to 70. Ha! Take that.

[Kamerat]

Thursday, November 15, 2040, 54 years old. Real values: male, pessimistic, BMI<25 and non-smoker.
Tuesday, December 25, 2018, 32 years old. Worst values: male, sadistic, BMI >=45 and smoker.
Thursday, July 13, 2084, 96 years old. Best values: female, optimistic, BMI<25 and non-smoker.

Not much time left. I feel i need to live more or maybe change sex and be more optimistic.

[The Spirit of 1918]

So, it seems I'm gonna die at the ripe old age of 46.
And now I need a cigarette.

[bcbm]

Cigarettes are just giving nature a helping hand.

[Killfacer]

The seconds going down is fucking grim.

[Le Libérer]

Friday, May 2, 2059
i've out lived a few of the men in my life so far. Three of them have passed already. I wonder how many more will die before me. I'm fucking Dorian Grey.

[bcbm]

Remind me never to visit you LP.

[More Fire for the People]

I die. Then I enter into the halls of Valhalla and dethrone Thor, myself becoming the new god of thunder. I smight my killers and establish socialism by smiting all non-cooperative capitalist.

[Le Libérer]

Remind me never to visit you LP.
My solution has been to date men alot younger than me. Its working like a charm.

[S.O.I]

Friday, April 13, 2040

lol fiday 13!! :bored: thats in about 30 years which makes me fifty years old.

[Revy]

For some reason the answer wouldn't load for me.

I hope to live into the 22nd century. I'd be happy to live up to the age of 150 and beyond. That's not a crazy idea, because medical technology is going to improve....I guess I have a very optimistic vision of the future which I'd like to see.

Weight can change too. Someone might be overweight now, but they can lose weight and extend their lifespan. Or, they can be thin and active now then sedentary and obese later.

I believe the mood option has to do with your risk of suicide...

[Lord Testicles]

Thursday, September 20, 2063.

Not bad.

[Le Libérer]

Thursday, September 20, 2063.

Not bad.
Skins, it looks like you and I will be part of the only few rev-lefters left in 50 years. Got plans next week? :lol:

[Invariance]

It thinks I am going to die at age 27...? :confused:

[NecroCommie]

Optimism is for idealistic morons.
(bring on the flames!!!)

[Jazzratt]

It thinks I am going to die at age 27...? :confused:

HAHA! Fuck yeah, someone who will die before me!

[apathy maybe]

I'm going to live forever.

[NecroCommie]

me too, and so far its going well.

The calculator has a flaw. It should ask whether you still support capitalism in ten years. If so, you would only live ten more years.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Taking the test in the OP, I'll live till Wednesday, February 26, 2076. I'll be 89 years old. A good innings.

Taking RA's test, I'll live to be 76 years old, dying in 2063.

Plenty of time to get that PhD I've always wanted. With any luck, biological immortality, cyborg bodies or mind uploading will be an option by then, though needless to say I'm not holding my breath.

Actually, at least 54 years to go? Fuck it, why not shoot for the Moon? Nobel Prize, here I come. :D

[Magdalen]

91 years on the scientific one. :thumbup1:

[Killfacer]

On RA's test i got 89.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

On RA's test i got 89.

And then your liver explodes.

[mykittyhasaboner]

January 9th 2066.

Fuck this shit, I'll probably die tomorrow anyways.

[Bright Banana Beard]

DT: Monday, November 12, 2074
LT100LC: I will live to 85 years old.

[Killfacer]

And then your liver explodes.

The problem with it is, it doesn't allow certain options. I'm sure a lot of the students on here, like me, drink well over 3 units of alchohol on more than 2 days a week.

Similarly it doesn't have anything for smoking weed or drug taking.

[Sean]

I don't have scales, however I bathe in the blood of virgins to keep me immortal. I don't kill anyone, I just put a trough at the front row of My Chemical Romance concerts and let the emo kids do their thing.

[Y Chwyldro Comiwnyddol Cymraeg]

Monday, April 23, 2085

Im going to be 93, unless I put on weight or start smoking!

[Killfacer]

I don't have scales, however I bathe in the blood of virgins to keep me immortal. I don't kill anyone, I just put a trough at the front row of My Chemical Romance concerts and let the emo kids do their thing.

Liar. You put a trough at the front row of a My Chemical Romance gig and when the fat emos are eating the delicious tiger bread (which is in the trough) you leap at them wearing a burberry cap. They all have heart attacks and you feed on their corpses. You spit the teeth, peircings and braces into a small pile which you then turn into necklaces.

You sick sick bastard.

[Sam_b]

I will apparently live to 75 years old.

[#FF0000]

My death date is apparently May 13, 2009. That is just absu

[mykittyhasaboner]

^lolz

[LeninBalls]

My death date is apparently May 13, 2009. That is just absu

If you supposedly died/went missing, then what gentleman was kind enough to submit your unfinished post? :confused:

According to the scientific one I'll live to 88 years, which gives me about 70 years of good fun life to live.

[Black Sheep]

Friday, October 11, 2041
Seconds left to live...

1,022,738,598


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jia]

If you supposedly died/went missing, then what gentleman was kind enough to submit your unfinished post? :confused:

According to the scientific one I'll live to 88 years, which gives me about 70 years of good fun life to live.

Fool, he obvoiusly clicked it when his hand slipped and his head banged left click.

[#FF0000]

Fool, he obvoiusly clicked it when his hand slipped and his head banged left click.

This is exactly what happened

[mikelepore]

I don't know when, but I think I know how.... since the doctors tell me I need to keep my LDL cholesterol below 100, and now it's 209....

[swampfox]

Sunday, October 3, 2027

I'm pretty much screwed. :(

[Marx22]

These things are stupid but I'll do it anyway (want to know how to delay your death? lose weight! kind of the whole message of this site)

January 1st, 2065....right on News Years Day....:lol::confused:

[Incendiarism]

Bedroom closet. Noose fashioned from some random material. The first mixtape I ever made blaring on repeat. I'm pretty sure this is how it goes...

EDIT: Oh, this was one of those test things. I feel a little embarrassed now.

[F9]

I dont know how to turm my height from cm to feet or what the fuck it needs, and it have been some months or more since i weight!:lol:

[Angry Young Man]

Apparently, I have to wait until I'm 73

[Angry Young Man]

But everything points to religious lunacy anyway.

[Jazzratt]

Bedroom closet. Noose fashioned from some random material. The first mixtape I ever made blaring on repeat. I'm pretty sure this is how it goes...

EDIT: Oh, this was one of those test things. I feel a little embarrassed now.

It's way better to embelish on the death rather than just provide an arbitrary date.

[Jia]

I dont know how to turm my height from cm to feet or what the fuck it needs, and it have been some months or more since i weight!:lol:

http://www.google.cn/search?hl=zh-CN&q=10+feet+in+cm&btnG=Google+%E6%90%9C%E7%B4%A2&meta=&aq=f&oq=

Google, is your friend, this is good tool they have.

[Sentinel]

Wednesday, March 27, 2047, (I'd be 67) if I keep smoking. Otherwise Friday, September 25, 2054 (I'd be almost 74).

I do understand that this isn't meant to be taken seriously, but I'd like to point out that I think BMI is a really confusing method to measure health. It doesn't take into account that weight can be either fat or muscle (or bone, or water, etc etc) .. And neither does this clock take into account the medical progress that will inevtably must take place during the next 50 years.