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R_P_A_S
8th May 2009, 15:41
I work with this very conservative and ultra catholic ex-marine who served in Iraq. This guy is pretty intense. His office is adorn with Marine Corps flags, plaques and like little top tanks and shit. He has an american flag in a wooden frame with more plaques and pictures of him in the desert in his fatigue with his rifle bla bla bla. Oh! and a huge cross, and a flag of Vatican City. 9 out of 10 T-shirts he wears are from the Marine corps or about Catholicism. He wears this "Iraqi Freedom" t-shirts and they look like they are shirts for "Call of Duty 4" video game. It's fucking unreal!

He opened up to me one day about politics when I criticized people wearing Obamas face on T-shirts. I just said "thats fucking weird" and I guess he felt I was a republican and he pretty much started telling me how he's a conservative and a republican bla bla bla.. I was like "uh dude, if you only knew." hahaha :laugh:

I mind my politics around him. It's not productive or wise to even bother with him. So I don't. On several cases he debates this girl I work with about same-sex marriage. With this whole swine flu bullshit He tried to get me into a political discussion on how he feels we should close the border. I am Mexican! This guy is Mexican-American, He looks more Mexican than I do! ok? And he refers to immigrants as illegals, and is talking about closing the border. ITS FUCKING INSANE! I've never heard a person that looks like me talk like that. Usually it's Lou Dubbs or some ignorant/minuteman racist white guy talking like this.

I've started to become a bit irrate about his parading around work of his Pope Benedict T-shirts and his flashy "iraqi freedom" apparel. That I started to think I should start rocking some of my leftist t-shirts haha. and Even having up a photo of Ho Chi Minh or some shit.

he really fucked me up when I made a comment about not being a U.S. citizen. "I'm taking my test in the fall." I said and he started to fucking quiz me on american history and super ultra nerdy American stuff, like trick questions and shit., I felt like I was being tested and if I fail I would get deported, it was awkward and uncomfortable.

what would you guys do? In general he's a nice guy as far as work comes. He obviously doesn't know my politics as to why he tries to engage in political discussion with me as if I relate to him, I'm trying to distant my self from this guy and just keep it work related. What would you guys do?

Communist Theory
8th May 2009, 16:09
Study with him.

Sasha
8th May 2009, 16:14
What would you guys do?

A. dont ask and more importantly never follow advise given to you on the internet espez in chitchat.

B. bring on the shit advice, sure to get this lad fired or more probily killed, boys.... :thumbup1:

NecroCommie
8th May 2009, 17:03
What would you guys do?
I'm giving this advice as a favour for a comrade of mine:
ahem... ... ... SET YOURSELF ON FIREEE!!!

ÑóẊîöʼn
8th May 2009, 17:06
Study with him.

Flirt with him. :D

Communist Theory
8th May 2009, 20:37
Flirt with him. :D
Do him one better.
Study with him while flirting with him freak him out and have him never speak to you again.

R_P_A_S
9th May 2009, 03:36
???

gorillafuck
9th May 2009, 03:44
Be a close talker and talk really loudly. That'll get him to avoid you.

Il Medico
9th May 2009, 07:02
I would wear a Che t-shirt to work a few times just to piss him off.
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But then again I am a dick!:D
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or pretend you are gay and ask him out, if he says no cry, if yes accuse him of sexual harassment. :lol:

#FF0000
9th May 2009, 07:41
When he is working at his desk and isn't paying attention just sort of, you know, drop your pants and dangle it over his shoulder.

This is a good idea I promise.

Pirate turtle the 11th
9th May 2009, 07:48
Burn his house down.

RedAnarchist
9th May 2009, 11:32
He served in Iraq but is ultra-Catholic? There goes the whole sanctity of life thing those guys believe in.

R_P_A_S
12th May 2009, 05:20
In the 7 months I've worked there I've done a great job avoiding any political or religious talk with him. We get along find simply because I keep it very very work related. But there are some comments/remarks that do make me want to debate. but is it even worth it?

ÑóẊîöʼn
12th May 2009, 05:49
On a serious note, if you feel you must engage him in debate, then be calm and keep your voice down even if he shouts at you. Don't mollycoddle him, but by the same measure don't be afraid to point out his mistakes and logical fallacies. Even if he resorts to lying, if he speaks a lie, just say "that's wrong, and here's why..." rather than "that's a lie!"

He may respect you for standing your ground or he may hate your guts, but either way he can't touch you.

fabilius
12th May 2009, 12:30
Talking to him will lead to nothing I´m afraid...

scarletghoul
12th May 2009, 12:39
Why would it do nothing?

just contest a few points you disagree with in a nice way so that he respects your oppinion and starts to understand maybe

Axel1917
26th May 2009, 04:34
I would personally try to avoid political discussions of any sort with this guy. At best, he is just going to spout the same stuff over and over again no matter how badly you refute his arguments.

hugsandmarxism
26th May 2009, 05:05
Dip a realistic looking dildo in chocolate, and leave it hanging out of the fly of your pants. Just walk into work like that, make a homo-erotic comment, and see how he responds.

Marx22
26th May 2009, 20:40
Just say it loud, you're a leftist and proud.

The Douche
27th May 2009, 01:27
Dip a realistic looking dildo in chocolate, and leave it hanging out of the fly of your pants. Just walk into work like that, make a homo-erotic comment, and see how he responds.

He will get a kick out this. Most guys in the military have this kind of humor.

hugsandmarxism
27th May 2009, 02:20
He will get a kick out this. Most guys in the military have this kind of humor.

Hmm... true... I guess that gag should be saved for attending church...

mykittyhasaboner
27th May 2009, 02:27
haha.

maybe you should light a bag of dog shit on fire on his front door step.

redSHARP
27th May 2009, 04:28
is he racist? if he is, maybe you should call him out on it and mention how it makes you uncomfortable.

to fuck with him, play video games (if you can), where you can kill American soldiers; do it in front of him.