West Belfast Rap

[Andropov]

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Piss take :D.

[Redmau5]

Aye, that's good, but not as good as the Saunter song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTtbRY5CuCE

[Dr Mindbender]

I think a translation is needed for the benefit of those that live outside a 60 mile radius of the turf lodge.

[Mindtoaster]

.... I couldn't understand a word of that :confused:

The grand theft auto photoshop was awesome though

[Pogue]

i can follow it

it shocked me with its shameful lack of rhythm or anything appealing :p

[S.O.I]

my ears actually hurt. well done

[Dr Mindbender]

.... I couldn't understand a word of that :confused:

The grand theft auto photoshop was awesome though

hope this helps



Here yer ma!

Your uncle tommy! Aye, right yer neck!

Sunday night, heading up to St Pauls,
have a few drinks, gonna get really balls-ed,
Putting on me burberry and me henry-llyodd,
Trying to tap a score of me da and me mummy,
Going down to mona, gonna go for a spin,
Gonna get janty, god knows where he's bin
Knowin him probably down wi' the pension books
He took em off oor granny after a few right hooks


(Chorus)
Like, what!
And here be's me,
Mate, who ye lookin' at,
I'll bottle ye!
Like, what!
and here be's me
gonna watch ???? on RTE


Heading up the rock,
In a black tak,
gonna do a runner when i get to the top
Janty, Paddy, Mickey and Marty too
Gonna go to the turf and sniff some glue
I tried for a wee bird wi' a really short skirt
Her boy came round, sure didnt he get hurt?
We bottled him an stabbed im and stole his phone
and bought half an ounce for a really big cone

??? Our stacie, she's only fourteen
she's the one that everybodys seen
now she has a baby and a big orange face
she got sent down to st louisa's for being a disgrace
standing at the off licence looking a swally
shes in her pyjamas with and pram an all'
she has no money and she needs a job
??? needin a girly to go te the brew,
have to sign on and get me DLA too
gonna visit me brother up in mughaberry
he got lifted back in march for an armed robbery
the provies shot him once, it wasnt really fair
they just dont like him cause he's got ginger hair
belfasts crap, ye cant do nuthin'
gonna steal the seacat, and go to scotland


Translation-
Hey, your mother!

Your uncle tommy! Yes, come off it!


Sunday night, heading up to St Pauls,
have a few drinks, gonna get really drunk,
Putting on my popular designer labels.
Trying to get twenty pounds off my father and mother
Going down to my girlfriend and go for a joyride,
Going to go and meet jonathan, god only knows what he's been up to
Knowing him, probably stealing pension books
He stole them off my grandmother after attacking her.


(Chorus)
My goodness!
Here I am
Friend, do not look at me that way
I will smash a bottle over your head!
My goodness!
Here I am
gonna watch ???? on RTE


Heading up to the rock
In a black taxi,
going to run away without paying when we reach my destination
Jonathan, Paddy, Mickey and Martin too
Going to go to the turf lodge area of belfast and inhale solvent products
I tried to attact the intimate attention of a lady wearing a short skirt
Her gentleman friend attempted to prevent this, and we stopped him
We smashed a bottle over him and stabbed him before taking his mobile phone without seeking his approval
which we sold in order to buy cannabis from a drugs dealer.

??? Our stacie, she's only fourteen
Shes the one that everyone has been familiar with
now she has a baby and a big orange face
she got sent down to st louisa's for being a disgrace
Standing at the alcohol store seeking beverages
shes in her pyjamas with her pram and associated paraphernalia
she has no money and she needs a job
??? need a female companion to obtain my jobseekers allowance
I have to attend the welfare office and obtain my disability living allowance also
Going to visit my brother in Mughaberry prison
he got lifted back in march for an armed robbery
the provisional IRA shot him once, it wasnt really fair
they just dont like him cause he's got ginger hair
belfasts crap, you cant do anything of interest
Going to steal the seacat, and go to scotland

[BOZG]

The translation is the funniest bit.