AP testing tomorrow

[Comrade B]

I am at the end of my high school education, all this shit is about to end. Got to say, I hate the little world of high school kids. Off campus there are two people my age that I hang out with. Tomorrow I have an AP exam which I have no real reason to be taking. I can only think that the only thing I REALLY want to do is wake up moderately early, pack a bag with a couple of 40 ounces in soda bottles, have a healthy breakfast, a half a glass of whiskey, walk to the park and have a smoke while just slowly drinking the day away. Instead I will wake up at 6:00 AM, make myself a fast shit meal, dragging myself into a car, driving 15 minutes to my daily mundane boredom, sitting in a room from 7-11 doing a test in a room of the best off kids in my town, going to the school, eating lunch with kids who call people fags, events gay, chatter relentlessly about selfish bull shit and laugh at the pain of others. I will then go on to several classes of boredom and painful rudeness, which I will fantasize about returning with aggression. I will then go to help the school drama program with their set, moving heavy props and shit with a set time, the whole time holding back on swearing, talking about life, and black humor as to not offend the up tights. I will get home at 8 or 9 pm, say hi to my family, enjoy a couple minutes, and go out to sit on a couch, half comatose, drinking a piss beer.
There is nothing I would like to do more than the first scenario right now
There is nothing I want to avoid more than the second...
Damn shame I don't really have a choice.

[which doctor]

Get drunk in the morning and then go take the AP test.

[apathy maybe]

Shoot yourself.

Before that, arrange that your death triggers a large petrol fire which will burn down the building you are in, and your body.

One way may be to light a candle, and place it in a shielded glass container, liberally splash petrol around, and then be sure to fall and knock the candle over when dying.

(Please note: nothing in this post, except this sentence, is meant to be taken seriously or is intended for anything other than poor humour.)

[#FF0000]

It's too late for you to read this, but just be glad that the test don't really affect anything. Don't stress too much about it. The English AP test is a test in bullshitting, basically.

As I type this I realize I've been calling my girlfriend while she was in testing as well.

I'm such a fucking idiot.

[Mindtoaster]

I am at the end of my high school education, all this shit is about to end. Got to say, I hate the little world of high school kids. Off campus there are two people my age that I hang out with. Tomorrow I have an AP exam which I have no real reason to be taking. I can only think that the only thing I REALLY want to do is wake up moderately early, pack a bag with a couple of 40 ounces in soda bottles, have a healthy breakfast, a half a glass of whiskey, walk to the park and have a smoke while just slowly drinking the day away. Instead I will wake up at 6:00 AM, make myself a fast shit meal, dragging myself into a car, driving 15 minutes to my daily mundane boredom, sitting in a room from 7-11 doing a test in a room of the best off kids in my town, going to the school, eating lunch with kids who call people fags, events gay, chatter relentlessly about selfish bull shit and laugh at the pain of others. I will then go on to several classes of boredom and painful rudeness, which I will fantasize about returning with aggression. I will then go to help the school drama program with their set, moving heavy props and shit with a set time, the whole time holding back on swearing, talking about life, and black humor as to not offend the up tights. I will get home at 8 or 9 pm, say hi to my family, enjoy a couple minutes, and go out to sit on a couch, half comatose, drinking a piss beer.
There is nothing I would like to do more than the first scenario right now
There is nothing I want to avoid more than the second...
Damn shame I don't really have a choice.

Well, my last day of exams is tomorrow. Then I graduate

Have fun though, you :cool:

[Drace]

Well if you have the guts to drink and smoke, why not just ditch?

[Comrade B]

Well, my last day of exams is tomorrow. Then I graduate

Have fun though, you http://www.revleft.com/vb/../revleft/smilies/001_cool.gif
lucky bastard, congratulations


Well if you have the guts to drink and smoke, why not just ditch?
Doesn't take much to drink, it's illegal to drink, but so long as I rebottle it in something, it is easy to get away with it