Omegle

[Panda Tse Tung]

Is awesome ( http://omegle.com/ ).

2 examples:


You: hello i'm a communist
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i'm not
You: do you hate the working people?
Stranger: no
You: do you drink the sweat and tears of the working-class?
You: so your a communist?
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: then why arent you a communist?
Stranger: i love the freedom
You: what freedom?
Stranger: freedom in everything
You: such as?
Stranger: i don't know
You: :)
Stranger: hey
You: hello i'm a communist
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[An archist]

It's way to weird for me.

[S.O.I]

haha

wierd

[Killfacer]

Fucking weird.

[Killfacer]

Having said that i'm oddly addicted.

[hugsandmarxism]

Yeah, pretty funny if you ask me. I did manage to have a decent conversation about communism with someone though. And I dropped this priceless opening line posted by Biblio- (that's his irc name, i don't know the RL one) which goes:

"Hi, I'm homonecropedozoophilic. Which consists of balling underage dead puppies of the same sex. What are you into?"

Pretty funny, i must say. Can anyone think of anything better? I nearly shat myself when Biblio- posted this gem. Any more epic one-liners for me, comrades?

[S.O.I]

haha, i just had the nicest little chat with a turkish social democrat / political science graduate :laugh: what are the odds

this rocks

[frozencompass]

I tried to get a complete newbie into historical materialism, but he disconnected after a couple of minutes.

[Mindtoaster]

I tried it, just because it sounded interesting.

Every conversation I've had on it has just been really awkward, and I cant bring myself to just start messing with them

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

how quick does it take to load because i dont have a very long attnesion span

[bellyscratch]

I tried it, just because it sounded interesting.

Every conversation I've had on it has just been really awkward, and I cant bring myself to just start messing with them


this

[Stranger Than Paradise]

it's pretty cool, find it hard to come up with things to say though

[Stranger Than Paradise]

ha ha. Just said "hi i am an anarchist are you?"

and they didn't respond
:D

then in my next one all I asked was were they interested in politics and they disconneected

[An archist]

What a great conversation I just had!



You: hi

Stranger: asl

You: that means you're probably a male, in the US or the UK and you're in your twenties

You: right?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: why

You: score :D

You: so, what's the most interesting thing about you?

Stranger: i love sex

You: who would've guessed?

You: see ya

Stranger: you

[Stranger Than Paradise]

At the moment I'm talking to a MArxist-Leninist from Cyprus. :cool:

[Blackscare]

At the moment I'm talking to a MArxist-Leninist from Cyprus. :cool:


D: Fuserg9's evil twin!

[mykittyhasaboner]

I'm having the coolest conversation

You: hi

Stranger: I really should be workign right now.

You: me 2

Stranger: er- working.

You: fuck work

Stranger: heh...what do you do.

You: sell drugs

Stranger: Oh nice-- they finally put a "stranger is typing" indicator on this thing.

Stranger: Not bad.

You: its a lucrative market

Stranger: Hopefully to schoolchildren

You: no

You: to depressed housewifes

Stranger: even better.

You: and the mentally ill

Stranger: they have more money.

You: what do you do?

You: you wouldn't be interested in illicit substances would you?

You: ah fuck off

Stranger: Not really.

You: why the hell not

Stranger: I'm in advertising, so this might work out though.

You: really?

You: what do you advertise

Stranger: Sure, wanna advertise xanax in church bulletins?

You: no

You: not xanax

You: datura

Stranger: Shit son, I've never even heard of that.

You: http://www.erowid.org/experiences/subs/exp_Datura.shtml

Stranger: Depressant?

You: way out of this world, you cant classify it

You: it is a highly potent hallucinogen

Stranger: Impressive.

You: many people report intense hallucinations of actual people they know

Stranger: I should take some and then try to sell ads.

Stranger: It woudl make thingks a little more interesting.

Stranger: That's really cool.

You: yes

You: and then they tend to disapeer

Stranger: What are the negative side effects?

You: you freak the fuck out

Stranger: this shit is all-natural, eh?

You: you could also end up wandering around the city late at night after commiting various crimes

You: thats what one of those experiences i liked you to describe

Stranger: Kinda like a Tyler Durden effect.

You: im pretty sure its all natural

You: YES

You: tyler durden

You: exactly

Stranger: You can keep that one.

Stranger: the 'Tyler Durden Effect" - that one's on me.

Stranger: Sounds great. Just not my style.

You: thats a nice ad slogan

You: to bad advertising is out of my league

You: i tend to deal in illegal commodities

Stranger: And illegal drugs is out of mine.

Stranger: Ah well.

You: either way we bot experience the ills of private property relations

Stranger: We bothhave our respective sides of the playground.

You: yeah

Stranger: this is true.

Stranger: We're both salesmen.

You: as an anti-capitalist, its quite easy to milk the legal market dry

You: the black market is the best way to do this

You: but thats only to make ends meet

Stranger: I understand.

You: i will attempt to market datura to churches

Stranger: That would be killer.

You: i can imagine seeing jesus would draw alot of attention

Stranger: I'm against organized religion...but right now, a job's a job.

You: mix it with the holy water

You: me too

Stranger: Everyone else in this office is a religious nut.

Stranger: they're making me go to jesus camp in the fall.

You: im against monotheism specifically

You: damn, you should burn it down

Stranger: I'm going, but I think I'm going to take teh HUnter S Thompson approach.

Stranger: "Fear and Loathing at Jesus Camp"

Stranger: Maybe I'll procure some of your datura.

You: ha, Gonzo wont work well with religious nuts though

You: that could work actually....

You: hmmm

You: they'll probably end up burning the church down themselves if they take datura

You: because you arent really accountable for any of your thoughts or actions

Stranger: That's right.

You: you might want a ligter touch

You: i would recommend synthetics

You: http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/2ce/2ce.shtml

You: that could work very nicely, as it can easily be prepared in a clear liquid form

You: pour it in the holy water

Stranger: that would be amazing.

Stranger: Wow- actually looks like I have a sale coming through.

Stranger: Best of luck in your endevours, sir.

Stranger: gotta go.

[Bright Banana Beard]

lol where can I get that drugs, the tyler durden effects? Man I wanna see my friends I always thinking about this time.

[S.O.I]

Stranger: What are the negative side effects?

You: you freak the fuck out

hahah

[mykittyhasaboner]

lol where can I get that drugs, the tyler durden effects? Man I wanna see my friends I always thinking about this time.
I don't know where to get it, I don't think I want to know, i was just fucking with him/her.

You should read some of those experiences on that site i first linked in the convo, you might change your mind about wanting to take datura. :lol:

[jahmerimaka]

You: hey man whats your favorite breakfast sandwich
Stranger: chees i guess

Stranger: y?

You: CUZ IM GUNNA MAKE ONE NOW MOTHER FUCKER

Stranger: ya!!!

You: cheese and egg i suppose?

Stranger: cool shit!

Stranger: better!

You: what kind of cheese

Stranger: yellow

Stranger: basic

You: and a roll?

You: or a buscuit? two slices of bread?

Stranger: you should melt it if ur at home

Stranger: bread

You: ALRIGHT *****, THANKS FOR MAKING ME BREAKFAST

You: NOW FUCK YOU

You: !

You have disconnected.

[Panda Tse Tung]

Stranger: 26 m dutch

You have disconnected.



:p, Maybe a little lame. But i lolled at me.

[S.O.I]

so whats the strangest conversation youve had so far

1. i-love-you alien from jupiter
2. crazy rapist with gun
3. random sex crazed fetishist
4. honey-im-home RP'er
5. dutch leftist reaggea girl i totally hit it off with that suddenly disconnected that i will never see again :(
6. mysterious internet master-geek who taught me about rickrolling
7. cutest german chick ever that i now have on facebook
8. all the others

ive also had some really good political discussions, i even think one of them joined revleft

[hugsandmarxism]

I posed as a 16 year old girl and got some guy to send pictures of his junk to Stormfront :laugh:

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hiiiiiii~!
You: 16, fem, colorado
You: u?
Stranger: 18 m french
Stranger: do u like sex?
You: um....
You: yes
You: *blushes*
Stranger: i have a big cock
Stranger: do u like?
You: i have a rubber one i play with sometimes...
You: omg i never tell anyone things like this!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: have u got msn?
You: nope
Stranger: email?
You: i can't be giving things out like that
You: my parents tell me it isn't safe...
Stranger: please
Stranger: i have a webcam
Stranger: i show you my cock
You: omg
You: ur a dirty frenchman lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are u still vergin?
You: ...in the front...
You: omg
You: i can never go to church again
You: thats so bad
You: i shouldn't be telling things like this to strangers
You: i just hope my daddy doesn't see these messages
You: i'd die
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i like u
Stranger: please give me ur email
You: ooohhhh....
You: lemmie think about it
You: i feel so dirty
Stranger: please
You: it's making me...
You: um...
You: omg
Stranger: please give me
You: okay....
You: let me find one i can give you
You: i have alot so my daddy won't find out what i do
You: he can be such a controlling jerk
Stranger: please give me
You: [email protected]***************
You: it's my daddys site, but i'm mod, and he never checks it
Stranger: ok
Stranger: have you got face book?
You: i'll tell you over email
You: now i gotta go before my daddy sees
You: i'll...
You: send a pic if you send one
Stranger: i love u
You: *blushes*
Stranger: ok
You: bye bye ;)

[scarletghoul]

lol


You: hello
Stranger: turkum dogruyum caliﾅ殘anﾄｱm ezberleyin ulan
You: umm
You: go PKK!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: turk is great turk is grand
Stranger: idiot *****
You: ....

[frozencompass]

You: [email protected]***************

There are no words in English or any other tongue of Men that can aptly describe this win.

[Pirate Utopian]

I posed as a 16 year old girl and got some guy to send pictures of his junk to Stormfront :laugh:
:lol: That convo is fucking great.

[Kamerat]

Yea too great. It looks like its been made up:laugh:. But still funny.

[LeninBalls]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Welcome back, comrade.
Stranger: asl
You: workers have no country
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Admittedly I stole the workers have no country from mosfeld.

[hugsandmarxism]

Yea too great. It looks like its been made up:laugh:. But still funny.

I can assure you its the genuine article. During the part where I was stalling to not give him the email, I was searching RevLeft for a thread on StormFront that I saw which had emails listed. As soon as I finished it, I copied it into a TXT file and sent it to Gonzeau.

But yeah, that was funny as hell. Can anyone send me some StormFronters personal emails, so I can get the perverts of the internet to send them dirty pictures? :thumbup1:

[NecroCommie]

That is awesome!!!!

Hugs just squashed two flies with one strike. Both pervs and faschists get whats coming to them.

[S.O.I]

Stranger: (swastika)
You: oh, isnt that the international logo for homosexual unity?
Stranger: LOL not at all
You: im pretty sure it is
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edited by Fuserg9:Removed swastika, where this forum server is hosted that "symbol" is banned

[S.O.I]

that looked like a swastika on omegle btw

[Pirate Utopian]

I had a pretty cool conversation with a Brazilian woman of my age (18).
Atleast he/she told me so. And didnt click away when I told her I was male.

[Kamerat]

I had a pretty cool conversation with a Brazilian woman of my age (18).
Atleast he/she told me so. And didnt click away when I told her I was male.
That was hugs'n'marxism. I think your junk is the main subject on Stormfront right now.

[hugsandmarxism]

That was hugs'n'marxism. I think your junk is the main subject on Stormfront right now.

:laugh:

I try.

[Pirate Utopian]

Yes but did you enjoy the picture or not?
I put a hat on it for you. :wub:

[mykittyhasaboner]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: whats up mother fucker

Stranger: fuck you assbag

You: i like assbags

You: how does one get their ass in a bag though?

Stranger: its not really into the bad

Stranger: bag*

Stranger: its like

Stranger: a grocery bag that hangs below your anus to catch poop

You: aaahhhh

You: i use those all the time

Stranger: sort of like a makeshift diaper

You: its easier just to let it drop where it falls

Stranger: i tell you what

You: what

Stranger: poop is as poop does

Stranger: you know what else is cool

You: poop?

Stranger: colostomy bags

Stranger: you ever seen one of those things

You: ha what the fuck are those

Stranger: fuckin rad

Stranger: alright people with failing kidneys and other shit wrong with them

Stranger: get these things like installed near their waistline

Stranger: they are like little valves that let piss and shit out

Stranger: into this bag

You: wow

Stranger: and viola

You: that is so much easier

You: why doesn't everyone do that?

Stranger: yeah imagine never having to take a poop or piss again

You: wow..........

Stranger: thats a good question

You: i could do so much more with my time

Stranger: i know right!

You: and chronically constipated people would be cured

Stranger: wow there are chronically constipated people?

You: i guess so

Stranger: that blows

You: i mean

You: constipation is kind of a chronic disorder most of the time

Stranger: i have never experienced constipation

You: nor have i

Stranger: i'm a damn good pooper

You: lol

Stranger: that must suck

You: pooping is in annoyanc

You: but hey, everybody poops

You: so i guess its just what we live with

Stranger: thats why everyone laughs at poop jokes because they are so easy to realate to

You: yeah

You: and its smelly

You: hehehe

Stranger: yeah that to hahaaha

You: even dogs poop!

Stranger: human poop funnier than dog poop

You: yeah

You: dog poop is fucking annoying

Stranger: yeah

You: what if dogs pooped in the toilet?

Stranger: what if humans could just shit where ever they wanted?

You: wow

You: my mind is fucking blown

Stranger: *takes a bow*

You: well this was a great conversation, now if you'll excuse me, i have to go take a shit.

Stranger: amen

You: have fun pooping the rest of your life

Stranger: you too sir

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Il Medico]

Here is one conversation I had.


You: Hi, i am a communist.

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: how are you brother?

You: I am good comrade!

Stranger: FOR COMRADE STALIN

Stranger: kill all nazi pigs

You: Nope Comrade Marx!

Stranger: STALIN IS GOD

Stranger: davaritsjy

You: Stalinist are you?

Stranger: yeah

You: Marxist my self.

You: myself...

Stranger: what the fuck

You: ?

Stranger: ill eat your shit if u can guess what im wearing on my feet now

You: Shoes?

Stranger: nop

You: My shit taste like cavier.

You: or is it caviar?

You: A bag.

Stranger: nop

You: Yor mother skin made into a foot warmer?

You: mother's

Stranger: no

You: Boots?

Stranger: no

Stranger: or what kind of boots

You: Alligator skin?

Stranger: nop

You: Hiking?

Stranger: nop

You: Black?

Stranger: nop

You: ones shaped like Italy?

Stranger: nop

Stranger: i got CHICKENS ON MY FEET

You: I was going to say a cat.

You: next

Stranger: isnt italy shaped like a dick?

You: nope a boot, Florida looks like a dick.

You: America's wang.

Stranger: haha i gotta google it :D

Stranger: is a schlong!

Stranger: where are u from?

You: Florida.

Stranger: 1337

You: 1337?

Stranger: 1337 = frigging awesome :)

Stranger: :))))))))))))

You: I know I am!

Stranger: yeah yeah

Stranger: im fucking tired, think im gonna bail

Stranger: why are u a communist btw?

You: asl?

You: yes.

Stranger: 19 norway male

Stranger: why?

Stranger: communist?

You: 17/male/FL

You: Because I agree with marx.

Stranger: i have no idea what it includes, just know that communism is = bad :O

You: communism = equality of people.

Stranger: arent u trolling me?

You: How is equality bad?

Stranger: thats fucking great

Stranger: congrats u have now made me a communist also

You: Score!

Stranger:(swastika)

You: Nazi!

Stranger: no im not

Stranger: its masterpiece!!!!

Stranger: is a indian symbol i think

You: yep and German.

Stranger: did u know

Stranger: Germany is a great country, its not so evil that everyone wants it to be

You: Germany now, yes. 1940 = evil.

You: Fuck Hitler!

Stranger: yeah and SS

Stranger: killed lots of innoncent

Stranger: fucking baby killers

You: 77 million people died because of Hitler.

Stranger: stalin was alittle fucked to

You: Stalin was a fuck too.

Stranger: high five

You: Fascist masquerading as a communist.

You: *hiv fived back*

You: hi...

Stranger: yo

Stranger: im gonna get the fuck to bed

Stranger: enjoy bro

Stranger: and lator gator

You: later.
I apologize to Stalinist. But not really.

Edited by Fuserg9:Removed swastika, where this forum server is hosted that "symbol" is banned

[Il Medico]

I converted another one!

[S.O.I]

lets see who can convert the most people and bring them to revleft.

what do you get if you win?

[S.O.I]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Are you a naughty girl who likes to do a webcam chat with me now on msn ?

You: hahahah

You: yes

You: do you have webcam?

Stranger: yes i have

Stranger: your msn ?

You: send me your picture first

Stranger: i show you on msn

You: i dont want to give you me msn if i cant see you first.. im really shy

Stranger: shy, but u would strip for me ?

You: i dont know... maybe

You: ive never done it before

Stranger: how old are you and where from ?

You: 22 norway

Stranger: whats your name ?

You: elise

Stranger: http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/1244/bild1l.png

You: lol

You: whats you iq?

Stranger: ?

You: youre very cute, do you have more?

Stranger: on webcam ;)

You: dammit

You have disconnected.

[Panda Tse Tung]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey *****

You: yes please

You: deeper

You: ohw yeah

Stranger: from???

You: *squirts*

You: from the land of Awesome

Stranger: how do i know there

Stranger: can u say??

You: where are you from?

Stranger: first i asked

You: well i'll answer after you answer

Stranger: turkiye

You: Russia

Stranger: woww

Stranger: whats your name honey

You: Daria

You: yours?

Stranger: aydın

Stranger: age??

You: 18

You: you?

Stranger: 21

Stranger: i like u

You: :)

You: i like you too

Stranger: we are suitable

You: msn?

Stranger: [email protected]

Stranger: add to me

You: lawl, dont give ur msn on t3h webzzz! FAIL! Bai :).

[scarletghoul]

lol

i had a long conversation with a swiss capitalist and we talked aboutt communism and mao etc. naturally i won and he said he would read more about mao

[An archist]

How do you win a conversation?

[Jazzratt]

How do you win a conversation?

You get the other person to send pervy emails to people you don't like. [See cocks2stromfront].

[Woland]

It's quite fun as long as you dont run into random perverts asking for pictures of your anus or your feet...

You: so..how come you're not political?

Stranger: hmm... not interested in it...

You: duuude

You: come oooon

Stranger: yeah.. i'm weird...

You: politics are great fun

Stranger: :D i have much other things to do...

You: aaaeh

You: well, atleast you won't be resisting a socialist revolution, will you?

Stranger: nooo... don't think so...

You: well then its ok

You: I mean, everybody likes common ownership of the means of production, immarait?

Stranger: yeah i guess..

You: and you're not actively exploiting workers, are you?

Stranger: no...

You: then whats the big deal?

You: see, politics can be quite fun

You: do you vote for any party?

Stranger: nope...

You: don't like the whole representative system, or do you? all the bureaucrats.

Stranger: mm...

You: i'm more for a direct democracy, I mean

Stranger: right

You: well.

You: You have just been taught the basics of socialism

Stranger: :D:D

Stranger: okay

[Dóchas]

It's quite fun as long as you dont run into random perverts asking for pictures of your anus or your feet...

You: so..how come you're not political?

Stranger: hmm... not interested in it...

You: duuude

You: come oooon

Stranger: yeah.. i'm weird...

You: politics are great fun

Stranger: :D i have much other things to do...

You: aaaeh

You: well, atleast you won't be resisting a socialist revolution, will you?

Stranger: nooo... don't think so...

You: well then its ok

You: I mean, everybody likes common ownership of the means of production, immarait?

Stranger: yeah i guess..

You: and you're not actively exploiting workers, are you?

Stranger: no...

You: then whats the big deal?

You: see, politics can be quite fun

You: do you vote for any party?

Stranger: nope...

You: don't like the whole representative system, or do you? all the bureaucrats.

Stranger: mm...

You: i'm more for a direct democracy, I mean

Stranger: right

You: well.

You: You have just been taught the basics of socialism

Stranger: :D:D

Stranger: okay


he had no fucking idea what you were talking about :laugh:

someone should try and pretend to be a religious fundamentalist or something :lol:

[F9]

At the moment I'm talking to a MArxist-Leninist from Cyprus. :cool:

Lol, i didnt knew they existed:lol::lol:

[Bright Banana Beard]

Lol, i didnt knew they existed:lol::lol:
That must be Fuserg9 in disguise! He sappin' my sentry!

[hugsandmarxism]

Damnit, I should just troll that shit. Real convos are a rarity



Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: good evening

Stranger: good afternoon

You: well, technically, good morning on my end

You: it's 12:53 am

Stranger: wow..

You: so, want to know something interesting?

You: you are, infact, talking to a bonafide communist

You: more particularly, of the marxist-lennist variety

You: your thoughts?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jazzratt]

I've had very few conversations on Omegele. My most meomorable is when I opened with "This site is the ultimate expression of civilisation". The stranger then criticised my anglicanised spelling and made a guess at my heritage (well what he actually said was "u spelt civilization wrong u jew") before swiftly logging off.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Hmm. The first one I actually managed to have something of a conversation with, mostly about weed. The second one told me to fuck off and instantly disconnected. This one was the funniest I think:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi!

Stranger: 22 male

You: 22 male also :)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Hehehe. Let's try again:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hye

You: Hello

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...what?

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Greetings

Stranger: habbo au!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What the fuck is going on?

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: Hi

Stranger: How are you?

You: I'm good, actually. And yourself?

Stranger: fine thanks

Stranger: asl?

You: 22/m/UK

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm starting to notice a pattern here. Maybe I should pretend to be female. For SCIENCE!

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: let me suck on dem toes baby

You: Are you sure?

Stranger: yeah babby

You: OK, now what?

Stranger: i want to get to fuckin that pussy

You: It's all yours, stud

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Perhaps further research is needed?

[S.O.I]

Hmm. The first one I actually managed to have something of a conversation with, mostly about weed. The second one told me to fuck off and instantly disconnected. This one was the funniest I think:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi!

Stranger: 22 male

You: 22 male also :)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Hehehe. Let's try again:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hye

You: Hello

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...what?

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Greetings

Stranger: habbo au!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What the fuck is going on?

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: Hi

Stranger: How are you?

You: I'm good, actually. And yourself?

Stranger: fine thanks

Stranger: asl?

You: 22/m/UK

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm starting to notice a pattern here. Maybe I should pretend to be female. For SCIENCE!

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: let me suck on dem toes baby

You: Are you sure?

Stranger: yeah babby

You: OK, now what?

Stranger: i want to get to fuckin that pussy

You: It's all yours, stud

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Perhaps further research is needed?

hahahah rofl

[Module]

Bloody site isn't loading!! :( I only got through once and the person was shit

[NecroCommie]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Im a communist... you?

Stranger: communist too

Stranger: pp

You: awesome

Stranger: mac cain

You: whaat

You: mac cain is no communist

Stranger: what he is

Stranger: he is republicain

You: he is a neo conservative

You: yes

You: republican party is a neo conservatist

Stranger: and obama?

You: liberal

Stranger: ok

Stranger: you are american?

You: no

You: Finnish

Stranger: finnish?

You: yes

Stranger: lol

You: you know... the country between sweden and russia

Stranger: ho okay

Stranger: i'm french

Stranger: form paris

Stranger: i don't speak english very well sorry

You: dont worry

You: better than some people I know

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: you are a man or woman ?

You: man

Stranger: me woman

You: well... 19years old

You: so... man?

Stranger: 20

Stranger: no i am a woman

Stranger: i am 20 years old

Stranger: and you are student ?

You: no

You: concious objector

You: slave

You: I refused a military service, so I am a slave for the government for a year

Stranger: ha ok

Stranger: since when ?

Stranger: 1 year ?

You: yeah

You: soon I will go to the jail

You: too much of a hippie

You: damn

Stranger: lol

Stranger: you have a girlfriend ?

You: I am working and typing this at the same time

You: no

Stranger: what do you do on this site

Stranger: web

You: my comrades suggested it

You: so I'm trying it out

Stranger: okok

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What ignorancce in the interwebs...
McCain? a communist?

[NecroCommie]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I dress like a pirate... you?

Stranger: no

You: oooh

You: what fun times you miss

You: Even now I am working with pirate clothes on

You: what you dress like?

Stranger: umm.....

You: basic jeans and stuff or something like gothic

You: ?

Stranger: Is free

You: what is

You: oh...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



What thee?

[Module]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi there

Stranger: from?

You: Everybody keeps disconnecting from me,

You: I must be pretty boring

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm not very good at this.

[An archist]

I'm not very good at this.
You're doing it wrong, you should go: Hi, I'm 18 and female.
no-one will disconnect, I promise.

[NecroCommie]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: I dress like a pirate

You: you?

You: I mean do you?

Stranger: i dress like a marine

You: Might that perchance be due to you being a marine?

Stranger: you are yankee or english

Stranger: ¿¿??

You: no

You: Finnish

Stranger: because i dont understand you

You: Could your attire be an effect of your profession? Are you a marine?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I need to speak simpler english

[NecroCommie]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I dress like a pirate


Stranger: hi I'm russia 17 male

Stranger: ??))

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


This all happened within 2 seconds, I promise! :laugh:

This is actually quite fun!

[Panda Tse Tung]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: i watch the monkey-dance

You: will you watch it with me?

Stranger: what do you mean

You: i mean

You: will you watch the monkey-dance with me?

Stranger: you better not be an pedophile you dirty motherfuker

You: i'm not

You: how should i know your underaged

Stranger: because....im here to track peoples ip

You: i just want to watch the monkey-dance

You: and i am here to watch the monkey-dance

You: NOW FUCKING WATCH IT OR LEAVE

You: GAWDDAMNIT

Stranger: right watch it motherfuker i have your i.p added to my list all it takes is an minute now thank you

AND

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: how r u

You: good

You: you?

Stranger: good

Stranger: asl

You: anal sexual lickings?

You: wtf!

You: perv!

You: i'm gonna report that!

Stranger: age sex location

You: wait, whut?

You: sick...

You: you want sex that fast...

You have disconnected.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I need to speak simpler english

Your English is fine, it's the knuckle-dragging Marines that have the problem.

[Communist Theory]

Thank you for this wonderful thingy.

[Communist Theory]

You: Hello, I work for the DPRK or Democratic People's Republic of Korea otherwise known as North Korea.

You: Are you interested in Communism?

You: Please respond

Stranger: no

You: Do you know the basics of Communism?

Stranger: eh, yeah\

You: Did you vote for Obama?

Stranger: no

You: McCain?

Stranger: yeah

You: Well do you support workers rights?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Communist Theory]

You: hi

You: !

Stranger: hi

Stranger: ! !

You: Are you a communist?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: whyy

You: because i am

Stranger: thats nice

You: no.

You: I sacrifice goats everynight to my dear leader.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Communist Theory]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: no

Stranger: stop

You: Hey you fucking nazi piece of shit

Stranger: CALM THE FUCKING DOWN THIS IS BILL FUCKING PEPPERTON HERE

You: you having fun fucking your sister?

You: redneck!

You: piece of shit!

Stranger: I am no way a redneck

Stranger: i own the finest candy shope in all of utah

You: stormfront piece of shit i've got your IP!

Stranger: PEPPERTON FUCKING CANDY

Stranger: WTF IS STORMFRONT

You: Nazi candy!

You: fuckere!


Stranger: I WILL PUSH YOU DOWN YOU GODDAMN STAIRS I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM

You: No I'm a poor Communist!

Stranger: ok then

Stranger: hello!

You: Send me some candy and I will believe your lie of not being nazi

Stranger: give me your internet protocal number so i can email it

You: There isn't no fucking pepperton candy in utah you fuck!

You: Go fuck your mom!

You: Again

You: for the 50th time today

Stranger: you win sir

Stranger: I'm a big fat nazi liar

You: Hello, I work for the DPRK or Democratic People's Republic of Korea otherwise known as North Korea.

You: Are you interested in Communism or Workers Rights?

Stranger: yesd

You: No you're not because you're a Imperialist Nazi Nationalistic piece of shit stormfronting candy making incestual rapetard

You: www.revright.com

Stranger: huh

Stranger: im confused and lost

You: cuz ur a nazi

Stranger: preach me the trush and guide my foolish self

You: Ok do you support the Proletariat?

Stranger: is it good?

You: They are the working class.

Stranger: ehhhhh

Stranger: i would support them if they do the work for me

You: You bourgeoisie bastard!

You: Fuck you because they don't want your support you piece of shit candy ass willy wanka

Stranger: thats why ive got a sweet hookup with the umpa lumpa importers of america

You: they are proletariat and you exploit them you fuck!

Stranger: no

Stranger: they have no class

Stranger: so how can they be working class

Stranger: they sit around all day fucking singing and dancing

You: They don't want your support anyways.

Stranger: you are rude

You: Hello, I work for the DPRK or Democratic People's Republic of Korea otherwise known as North Korea.

Stranger: im going to tell my mother

You: We just tested a nuke this weekend.

You: Go ahead tell your mom

You: We got nukes.

Stranger: I NEED AN ADULT

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Communist Theory]

Every time I see a Mao Chi X post outside of chitchat I'm giving him rep!
Look at this one I couldn't stop laughing.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: i'm 38 m italy and you?

You: 17.f.cali

You: I like older guys

Stranger: hmmm...

Stranger: i would like to be slave of a woman

You: you can be mine

Stranger: sure mistress

You: roflmao

You: I'm kidding

You: I'm a dude

You: Imma post this on my forum

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[mykittyhasaboner]

People happen to be idiots on it at the moment, nobody wants to have a normal, or simply funny discussion. Bunch of asshole strangers..
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: ppeek aboo

Stranger: i see you

You: no

You: i really see you

Stranger: uh oh

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Communist Theory]

I keep getting asked to have cam sex from Italians.

[Communist Theory]

Stranger: I recently had the fortunate experience of being enlightened (or educated) as to what evil Omegle is currently conspiring to unleash upon the world. I would now like to share that experience with you. Let's get down to business: Omegle says that without its superior guidance, we will go nowhere. Yet it also wants to misdirect our efforts into fighting each other rather than into understanding the nature and endurance of deplorable demagogism. Am I the only one who sees the irony there? I ask because it has been fairly successful in its efforts to lay down diktats that force me to fall firmly into the hands of wrongheaded, inane smart alecks. That just goes to show what can be done with a little greed, a complete lack of scruples, and the help of a bunch of chauvinistic stirrers.

In the past, organizations like Omegle would have been tarred and feathered and ridden out of town on a rail for trying to subordinate all spheres of society to an ideological vision of organic community. Regardless of the theoretical beauty of the notion that we should stop playing by Omegle's rules of engagement and instead force Omegle to play by ours, there is the opposing fact that I am reminded of the quote, "Its 'sincerity' is as transparent as the icy, uncaring look in its eyes." This comment is not as sullen as it seems because I find that I am embarrassed. Embarrassed that some people don't realize that Omegle seeks scapegoats for its own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target it can find, that is, the worst sorts of deranged theologasters there are. The underlying message is that Omegle likes to quote all of the saccharine, sticky moralisms about "human rights" and the evils of scapegoatism. But as soon as we stop paying attention, it invariably instructs its loyalists to throw away our freedom, our honor, and our future. Then, when someone notices, the pattern repeats from the beginning. Though this game may seem perverse beyond belief to any sane individual it makes perfect sense in light of Omegle's insane grievances.

If I am doomed to cower before the emotions and accusations of others then Omegle will obviously blacklist its enemies as terrorist sympathizers or traitors sooner or later. Omegle's planning to exploit issues such as the global economic crisis and the increase in world terrorism in order to instigate planet-wide chaos. Planet-wide chaos is its gateway to global tyranny, which will in turn enable it to use mass organization as a system of integration and control. Omegle's vituperations have nothing to do with freedom and honor but everything to do with vigilantism. Why? That's easy. Ignorance is bliss. This may be why Omegle's companions are generally all smiles.

Think of the lives that could be saved if we would just deal with Omegle's fatuitous, ostentatious magic-bullet explanations on a case-by-case basis. We are at war. Don't think we're not just because you're not stepping over dead bodies in the streets. We're at war with Omegle's rash slogans. We're at war with its manipulative harangues. And we're at war with its simple-minded, daft tracts. As in any war, we ought to be aware of the fact that one does not have to bring discord, confusion, and frustration into our personal and public lives in order to denounce Omegle's outbursts. It is a juvenile person who believes otherwise.

I have two words for Omegle: Grow up! Omegle is typical of asinine, damnable ninnies in its wild invocations to the irrational, the magic, and the fantastic to dramatize its theatrics. When Omegle made its puppy-dog disciples wag their little tails by promising to let them dupe people into believing that superstition is no less credible than proven scientific principles, I realized for the first time that slatternly schmucks often take earthworms or similar small animals and impale them on a pin to enjoy watching them twist and writhe as they slowly die. Similarly, Omegle enjoys watching respectable people twist and writhe whenever it threatens to etiolate its enemies. Your guess is as good as mine as to why Omegle wants to respond to this letter with hyperbolic and uncorroborated accusations and assaults on free speech. Maybe it's because it plans to spew forth ignorance and prejudice. There are three points I need to make here. First, attempts to infiltrate the media with the express purpose of disseminating disagreeable information are a de facto, if not a de jure, example of litigious nonrepresentationalism. Second, our attempts to summon up the courage to defy Omegle have so far served only as a divertissement for Omegle and its drones. And third, I once managed to get Omegle to agree that I really can't stand it or its faithfuls. Unfortunately, a few minutes later, it did a volte-face and denied that it had ever said that.

Notice the contumelious tendency of Omegle's theories. It's my hunch that Omegle is terrified that there might be an absolute reality outside itself, a reality that is what it is, regardless of its wishes, theories, hopes, daydreams, or decrees. I know some pugnacious sybarites who actually believe that Omegle's morals epitomize wholesome family entertainment. Incredible? Those same people have told me that national-security interests can and should be sidestepped whenever its institutional interests are at stake. With such people roaming about, it should come as no surprise to you that Omegle's spokesmen don't represent an ideology. They don't represent a legitimate political group of people. They're just flat lackadaisical.

Omegle doesn't want to acknowledge that money is not the solution to our Omegle problem. In fact, it would rather block all discussion on the subject. I suppose that's because Omegle's most steadfast claim is that subhuman disreputable-types are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. If there were any semblance of truth in this, I would be the last to say anything against it. As it stands, however, Omegle claims that its insinuations are a breath of fresh air amid our modern culture's toxic cloud of chaos. I respond that it can pervert any established ideology. Omegle is trying to brainwash us. It wants us to believe that it's lamebrained to reveal the truth about its imprecations; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that Omegle is secretly planning to let advanced weaponry fall into the hands of brazen voluptuaries. I realize that that may sound rather conspiratorial and farfetched to most people, which is why you need to understand that of all of Omegle's exaggerations and incorrect comparisons, one in particular stands out: "Omegle is the arbiter of all things." I don't know where it came up with this, but its statement is dead wrong.

Omegle's communiqués are based on two fundamental errors. They assume that big emotions come from big words and they promote the mistaken idea that merit is adequately measured by its methods and qualifications. You, of course, now need some hard evidence that history has once again proved me right. Well, how about this for evidence: Given a choice of having it transmogrify society's petty gripes and irrational fears into "issues" to be catered to or having my bicuspids extracted sans Novocaine, I would embrace the pliers, purchase some Polident Partials, and call it a day. Our national media is controlled by unrestrained, unholy urban guerrillas. That's why you probably haven't heard that I have a message for Omegle. My message is that, for the good of us all, it should never fragment the nation into politically disharmonious units. It should never even try to do such a flagitious thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by "never", I don't mean "maybe", "sometimes", or "it depends". I mean only that Omegle should learn to appreciate what it has instead of feeling so oppressed because it can't do everything it wants, every time it wants to.

I am tired of hearing or reading that the laws of nature don't apply to Omegle. You know that that is simply not true. Omegle wants to establish a world government complete with a world army, a world parliament, a world court, and numerous other agencies that destabilize society. What does it think it is? I mean, not only does it address what is, in the end, a nonexistent problem, but it then commands its cronies, "Go, and do thou likewise." I'll tell you what we need to do about all the craziness Omegle is mongering. We need to teach depraved kooks about tolerance.

Omegle's hypnopompic insights bespeak a spiritual crassness, a materialistic and short-sighted stupidity that will smear and defame me by next weekend. It follows from this that it's easy enough to hate it any day of the week on general principles. But now I'll tell you about some very specific things that it is up to, things that ought to make a real Omegle-hater out of you. First off, honor means nothing to it. Principles mean nothing to it. All it cares about is how best to reinforce the impression that soporific soi-disant do-gooders—as opposed to Omegle's torchbearers—are striving to burn our fair cities to the ground. In summary, this has been documented repeatedly. Is anyone listening? Does anyone care?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[NecroCommie]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I am a communist

You: join us

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Le Libérer]

At Communist Theory's suggestion, I used it once.
I got
"hello I'm a 16 years old female who wants to talk to guys on the phone, but not for sex."
I said
"Oh yeah right, cop."
Conversation disconnected.

I just dont think Omelge is for me.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

I win

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hejj

You: We cant go on like this

Stranger: what?

You: i cant hold in my feelings

You: I , love you

Stranger: eh okeej

Stranger: asl?

You: make love to me now

You: f/18 sweeden

Stranger: msn?

You: [email protected]

Stranger: webcam?

You: yes

You: but only if u email me first

Stranger: msn?

You: yes i have msn

Stranger: is this the msn email?

Stranger: my one is

You: email me pictures of you nakid and il go on webcam

You: I think so

Stranger: [email protected]

Stranger: that's the onliest way...

Stranger: or you know netlog?

You: i only have msm on my laptop and i lent it to my friend

You: whats netlog?

Stranger: aha

Stranger: a page with profiles and pics

You: no

You: but i hav email

Stranger: okej write me

Stranger: [email protected]

Stranger: have you any other pics?

Stranger: or a page with it?

You: i send pics when i get them i always like my men to make the first move

You: no on a website but on the computer

Stranger: the first move is my one...

Stranger: but no one who i'm naked

Stranger: you know facebook?

You: but its inpropper for the woman to be nakid bbefore the man

Stranger: no it isn't

You: i do but we use email

You: it is in sweeden

Stranger: what do you?

You: pardon?

Stranger: Stranger: i do but we use email

Stranger: what do you mean with: i do

You: yes we email

You: with message each other and talk

You: because the phonelines cost alot

Stranger: okej

Stranger: wait

Stranger: here it's free

You: the phone or email?

Stranger: omegle

You: here we have to pay as we go along

Stranger: okej

Stranger: the mail again pls

You: [email protected]

Stranger: wait

Stranger: it doesn't work

Stranger: your mail must be wrong or a junkmail

Stranger: have you another?

Stranger: ???

You: Il have a look

You: i have list

You: for email friends and sweeden friends

Stranger: okeej?

Stranger: but i need another one...

Stranger: i need en email adress which works

You: [email protected]

Stranger: works

Stranger: my mail is on way

Stranger: [email protected]

You: do you have picures?

You: if i so i look

Stranger: no...

Stranger: okej

Stranger: i will send you one

You: thank you x x x x

Stranger: i sent

Stranger: now you

You: let me have a look

You: please wait while i open my email

You: it is loading

Stranger: okeej

You: mmmm very nice

Stranger: thx

You: i rubbing my breasts at it

You: mmmm

Stranger: do it...

Stranger: now one of you pls

You: ok

You: would you like me to post picture of my willy?

Stranger: what willy?

You: my wily

Stranger: i don't understand

You: my snake

You: my stick

You: my pointy stick

Stranger: i know the meaning of wily but the rest...

You: would you like a picture of my willy
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The email provided was one of a BNP activist.

[Killfacer]

victory is truly Comrade joe's

[hugsandmarxism]

The email provided was one of a BNP activist.

Omegle is the new tool of anti-fascism! :lol:

Quickly, comrades, let us ensure that no fascist goes without penis pictures in their inbox! :laugh:

(and everybody remembered who started it, hugs'n'marxism ;))

[Communist Theory]

Oh, c'mon LP it's fun if you mess around with ppl.
Oh here is me acting like a scam artist.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: Would you be interested in buying some land in Mogadishu?

Stranger: no

You: Great beach view.

Stranger: what must i do with land there

You: Well you could sell it to one of the local warlords.

You: Or you could build a McDonalds!

You: Capitalism works wonders over in 3rd World Countries.

Stranger: well i don't want land

You: Everybody wants something and land is one of the main wants.

You: Actually if you've studied biology most animals need land or territory and humans are animals you know.

You: So why not get your land in sunny Mogadishu!

Stranger: i wish i had the money to buy land

You: Congratulations you've just won the UK Lotto!

You: All we need is your Debit Card and PIN.

You: To confirm your winnings.

Stranger: haha

You: Your parents Debit Card will work just fine.

Stranger: we don't have a debit card

You have disconnected.

[Communist Theory]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: where do you come from

You: the DPRK


Stranger: whats that

You: N. Korea

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Pogue]

Comrade Joe is an endless supply of awesomeness. Technocrats would love him.

[Pirate Utopian]

lol at comrade joe's conversation.

[Communist Theory]

Omegle is a great way to end up with child porn on your computer and the police busting down your door.

[LOLseph Stalin]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hellooo?

You: Hi, dirty Commie scum here!

Stranger: uh huh

You: sure...

Stranger: now what

You: Umm...you drink the tears of the Proletariat?

Stranger: not sure what that last word means

Stranger: any way

You: working class. Well do you?

Stranger: no

You: ok.

Stranger: you like stufff?

You: yes. Do you?

Stranger: i find things more interesting

Stranger: Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?

You: I don't know.

[LOLseph Stalin]

You: Hi, Dirty Commie Scum here!
Stranger: what do commies do
You: stuff.:P
Stranger: errr...
You: We talk about how much Capitalist pigs suck.
Stranger: who are they?
Stranger: fat cats in washington
You: yes of course.
Stranger: amidoinitright?
You: ????
Stranger: being a commie
You: Well are you? Do you have money and oppress others?
Stranger: no not really
Stranger: Does the postman deliver his own mail?
You: ok, you're not Bourgeois pig then.
You: Umm...I don't know. THe postman delivers all mail. That's what he does.
Stranger: If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
You: There could be. I don't know.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: shitty nazi symbol
Stranger: fuck off

You: hehe

Stranger: u piss of shiit

You: I'm sure I do.

You: :p

You: Are you white?

Edited by Fuserg9:Removed swastika, where this forum server is hosted that "symbol" is banned

[Communist Theory]

Thank you INH.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: where u from?

You: Germany

You: (swastika)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[Andrei Kuznetsov]

I posed as a 16 year old girl and got some guy to send pictures of his junk to Stormfront

You sir, are a hero to us all. Thank you.

[scarletghoul]

u piss of shit!!!

[Bright Banana Beard]

Stranger: hey

You: ditry commie scum here :)

Stranger: lol russian?

You: nah American

Stranger: ah

You: yeah

Stranger: liberal?

You: nah I hate em

Stranger: ditto amigo

Stranger: lol

You: I want revolution, fuck the past and look at the future

Stranger: lol nice

You: build the new society on the top of the old one.

Stranger: your giving me a boner

Stranger: stop it

You: that awesome dude.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Revy]

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: from?

You: the future

Stranger: cool

You: I like to have sex with robots :)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this one was even easier...



You: ORGASMS!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Rusty Shackleford]

i actually had a really nice conversation with someone from korea apparently. talked about music, education, and a bit of philosophy.

[Dust Bunnies]

Whoops... I scared a guy from Korea off...



Stranger: hi

You: Hello Comrade

Stranger: where are you from?

You: Workers have no country!

You: We are one Earth!

Stranger: from

You: I'm from an alternate Earth, after 1917 the Bolsheviks spread worldwide and now we live in one international Republic

Stranger: I live in korea

You: Ah you should cross the border to the North.

You: Glorious Socialism awaits!

Stranger: thank you

You: No problem

Stranger: bye bye

You: VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

You have disconnected.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Well here was a good conversation

Stranger: Hey <3

You: hi

Stranger: I'm a guy

You: cool. me too.

You: im guessing ur gonna disconnect

Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Il Medico]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: wuzup

You: What up *****?

Stranger: nm

Stranger: u?

You: Just cutting up hitchhikers in my basement, you know the usual

Stranger: Stranger is typing...

You: typed.

Stranger: okeyy

Stranger: do u love animals

Stranger: ?

You: For breakfast.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I love how this person only left after I said I eat animals, not after I said I kill people. lol

[Steve_j]

ahhhh haaaa haaaa i love this!!!!!


You: hi

Stranger: m or f??

You: both

You: you?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Of to a great start :)

[LOLseph Stalin]

I ran into a guy from China so decided to pretend to be a Maoist. First we were talking about how the US is evil and then about how great Chairman Mao is. :laugh:

Well here's a rather short-lived conversation:



Stranger: Big (.)(.)'s?

You: maybe...

Stranger: sizee...?

You: Does it really matter?

Stranger: mhm.

You: fuck off.

You have disconnected

[Il Medico]

This one was fun. He though I was a girl.


Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Hello, I am a communist

Stranger: hey scamp

You: scramp?

Stranger: you've been rumbling around the forest lately, haven't you?

You: I eat forest! ARGH!

Stranger: you shouldn't do that you know, you'll give your grandmother a stroke

You: I ate my grandmother too!


Stranger: not that you wouldn't find some way to do that anyway, knowing you

Stranger: so you've read some propaganda and now you think you're red, do you?

You: I gave her a stroke when I started putting salt on her leg.

Stranger: hitler was red

Stranger: do you know what happened to hitler?

Stranger: that's right, he became more famous than jesus

You: so you read some proganda and think your free?

You: Do you?

Stranger: what're you babbling about, son?

You: You know know what happened to Hitler?

Stranger: i just told you.

Stranger: that's it!

Stranger: time out.

You: He had his honey moon in a dicth covered in petrol. FUN!

Stranger: In the corner.

Stranger: Now.

You: YOU!

Stranger: Don't think you can disrespect me like you did your mother.

Stranger: I won't have it, I simply won't.

You: Don't think you deserve repect like she did.

Stranger: Am I going to have to spank you?

Stranger: I will, I swear to god.

Stranger: Child abuse laws be damned.

You: That would be nice, but I wouldn't mind if you took me to diner first.

You: *Wink*

Stranger: If, in fact, you had a vagina

You: Maybe I do, how do ye know, all seeing facist?

Stranger: Oho, I'm the facist.

Stranger: Well, have it anyway.

You: Yes, I am the communist

Stranger: A facist can fuck you in more ways than one.

You: But a commie can love evryone

Stranger: In the butt.

You: and the front too!

Stranger: Yeah, I spose.

Stranger: Well, let's have at it then.

Stranger: You're going to bear me some sons.

You: Alrighty then!

You: It that not incest daddy?

You: Is...

Stranger: Who taught you that word?

Stranger: Naughty child.

You: The Jesuit who runs my school>


Stranger: That cockmongler!

Stranger: He didn't touch you, did he?

You: He prefers the boys :(

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[LOLseph Stalin]

Stranger: hi :)

You: hi I'm a communist

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

How dare they leave before I preach the Red ways! :crying:

And now for my Fascist impersonation:



Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: are you white?

Stranger: white?

You: yes

Stranger: ohh...

Stranger: yes.

You: ok

Stranger: where are you form?

You: Canada

Stranger: hum..

Stranger: how old are you?

Stranger: m/f?

You: 18 and f

Stranger: ok

You: So wanna help me kill Commie scum? :D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:crying::crying::crying::crying:This:



Stranger: Ello.

You: hi I'm a Communist.

Stranger: wtf is that?

You: lol

You have disconnected.

[Brother No. 1]

my turn.
talking with this Christain.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey

You: hello

Stranger: whatsup wit it

You: I'm fine. Yourself?

Stranger: good

You: thats good

Stranger: so wahts ur name

You: Sov

Stranger: sov?

Stranger: where from

You: Sovlakia

Stranger: m or f

You: m

Stranger: oo

Stranger: well have u heard of wowomg.com

You: no

Stranger: its the funniest website ever

Stranger: go to it

Stranger: pissed my pants first time i saw it

You: I'm watching it now

Stranger: how is it

You: good

Stranger: fuck u

Stranger: faggot ass rammin puddin pushin *****

You: and whats wrong with Homosexuals

You: *?

Stranger: theyre gay

Stranger: duh

You: so a Female can be with a male but a female cant be with a female becuase...?

Stranger: females can be with females... only if theyre hot

Stranger: caus thats just fuckin sexy

Stranger: but dudes

Stranger: no way

Stranger: noone finds that hot

You: to them its pleasure

You: though I'm not Homosexual

Stranger: well its gay

You: Homosexual=gay in scientific word

You: Homo=same

Stranger: ya no shit

You: so still you havent given me a good reason why homosexuals cant be with each other

Stranger: cause its wrong thats why

Stranger: it was adam and eve not adam and steve

You: "wrong" in what sense

Stranger: or jimmy and timmy

You: there was no adam and eve btw

Stranger: fuck off

Stranger: the bible is a historical book so therefore it is

You: then tell me how do 7 humans turn into 6 billion?

You: lol

You: historical?

Stranger: reproduction dumb shit

Stranger: ya

Stranger: its legally a historical book

You: by whose athourity?

Stranger: idk the government

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Rusty Shackleford]

WOW! i met someone from Iran who i quickly became friends with after discussing the situation there. I expressed my support and i believe there is an international solidarity day next sunday even. i referenced her to here if she (at least i believe she is a female, not that it matters) wanted to make a statement and so on about that event.

:)

[LOLseph Stalin]

Stranger: hi

You: hi, i'm a communist.

Stranger: fuck off

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Some people are so friendly. :crying:

[Brother No. 1]

Some people are so friendly.

I know how you feel.:crying:

[JohnnyC]

This thread is amazing. :laugh:
It's truly sad you can't rep people in chit chat.

[RainbowLeftist]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Male. Gay. Crossdresser. USA.

You: You?

Stranger: GUY China

You: Awesome

Stranger: the same = =!

You: :D

Stranger: I can't really understand Crossdresser

Stranger: mean what?

You: Im a guy that dresses like a girl

Stranger: really??

You: Yep ;)

Stranger: U must have a fine figure

You: Yeah. When I was born, my parents thought I was going to be a girl, but I turned out a boy. Was awkward they said. Had to make up a name right there on the spot.

Makes me sad because it's all true.

[StalinFanboy]

Stranger: All of my life
Where have you been?
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
And if that day comes
I know we could win
I wonder if I'll ever see you again

You: Are you a communist?

Stranger: no, just a heartbroken guy

You: Oh

Stranger: im sorry

You: maybe the good word of Karl Marx can soothe your soul

Stranger: maybe, im not sure how though

You: Dialectical materialism does wonders for me on bad days

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
rofl



You: I'm a communist

Stranger: HEY MAN YOU GOT ANY SPARE KITCHENWARE

You: YEAH I LOVE TO SHARE

Stranger: SWEET THEN YOUVE GOT HELLA METAL THEN YALL

Stranger: WHATS YOUR ADDRES SO I CAN PICK IT UP

Stranger: ARE U IN PORTLAND

You: 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE

You: WASHINGTON DC

Stranger: YALL IN PENNSYLVANIA WITH THOSE SNOTTY NIGGAS HAHAHAAHA

You: MY NAME IS BARACK

Stranger: YALL WAHCK SONG

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dust Bunnies]

Well SolidaritywithIran, atleast they say "fuck you"...


You: Hi I'm a Communist

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[marxistcritic]

Heres a wierd one:
Stranger: hi

You: hi, im a communist

Stranger: yeah, so is the norwegian government

Stranger: come to norway, comrad

You: is not.

Stranger: you'll feel right at home here

You: your scaring me...

Stranger: well, they're kinda a mix of nazi and communist

Stranger: but basically they're just useless

You: You cant be nazi and communist at the same time..

Stranger: our politicians seem to be able to do it

Stranger: somehow

You: No they don't. All they are good at is wasting money on giant bridges to Ocean islands in the arctic

Stranger: they are no good really:P

You: Well, they could do sometthing about those eu spys

Stranger: spys, what spys?:S

Stranger: now i'm scared

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Misanthrope]

Comrade Joe wins.:laugh:

I just had a nice conversation with a stoned Taoist :)

I'M GETTING MAD PICS FROM HOT girls, YO

[LOLseph Stalin]

This person didn't seem too thrilled with me:



Stranger: woooooooooooooooo ya lets party

Stranger: come on in

You: woo! Communism: join the party! ;)

Stranger: sure

You: ok. yay!

You: So what's up? How's the Communist party? :P

Stranger: great

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Misanthrope]

Stranger: you said sure to liking black people

Stranger: sure?

Stranger: or yes

You: yes

You: I don't see why that matters though? What are you getting at?

Stranger: my stepdad is black..

You: that's fine. I actually really hate racism, so I hope you don't think I'm a racist.

Stranger: i dont like when people dont like blacks

You: neither do i

Stranger: then why would you say sure..

Stranger: or idc

Stranger: ?

Stranger: everyone need to be treated fair

You: I like them as much as a I like white people and

You: yeah I agree.

Stranger: why did you say sure then?

You: It's the same as yes, haha. I'm not racist, I don't know why you're accusing me so much : / ?

Stranger: good :)

You: :)

Stranger: you have a girl?

You: No. Girls around here aren't as pretty as you and they are annoying, haha.

You: but anyway, you should send me your myspace so I can add you.

You: please :)

Stranger: you said you didnt have one

You: I just made a new one.

Stranger: and who ever said i had one lol

Stranger: i dont

Stranger: :(

You: oh : / damn okay

Stranger: do you want me to make one?

Stranger: yes no?

You: yes but you don't have to.

Stranger: call me

Stranger: ?

Stranger: what is your number

You: I'll text you

You: what's yours?>

Stranger: you first

Stranger: :)

You: why? I don't trust you, haha. You first

Stranger: you dont trust me.....

Stranger: what why?

You: **************

You: text me?

Stranger: okay

Stranger: im calling

Stranger: my thumbs hurt

You: ???

Stranger: i have bad service :(

Stranger: can we have phone sex

You: haha nah maybe later

Stranger: why


You: Just don't feel like it



:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Pirate Utopian]

Did you give out your real number?

[F9]

Sorry wolves of paris, but if you gaved your phone number you are the big looser of this thread:lol::lol:
Haha when a 50 years oldmen calls you in the cam dont scream from fear:lol:

anw, phone number in the web, big no no:laugh:

[Misanthrope]

Did you give out your real number?

nah but she sent me some pictures:)


Sorry wolves of paris, but if you gaved your phone number you are the big looser of this thread:lol::lol:
Haha when a 50 years oldmen calls you in the cam dont scream from fear:lol:

anw, phone number in the web, big no no:laugh:

I didn't give her my real one

[Dust Bunnies]

I had so many good ones...



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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: Do you like Communism?

Stranger: no

You: So you're an evil pig who eats working class babies?

You: Who force poor Jimbob to work sweaty hours just to get food?

You: Then lobbies governments to prevent change?

Stranger: sloow

You: Your a pig who likes to force Jimbob to work hour after hour of back breaking work aren't you?

Stranger: your a pig who likes to force Jimbob to work, and take him cash for a little bit of food for him?

You: I'm n og pig

You: *no

You: I'm from an alternate reality

You: Where Bolsheviks controlled the world after World War II

You: It is perfect

You: We work 36 hours a week

You: get the finest foods

Stranger: wow! rly?

You: EVERYONE has top notch computers

You: There is no such thing as poverty either

You: Yeah rly

Stranger: yeah we work 36... who produckt thease computers and food

You: People do?

You: 36 hours isn't far different from 40

You: We could do 32 but I mean, putting up ocean cities take time

You: and that 4 hours works miracles on the ETA to put up our first floating ocean city

Stranger: aww... sorry i must go, but begint a good discusion, unpleasant :/

You: Well I have to go, it's caviar hour

You: Alright, bye Comrade, Viva la revolucion!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.




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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Hi I'm a Communist

Stranger: hi

You: Are you a Communist?

Stranger: yes

You: really?

Stranger: yes

You: you jack off to Josef Stalin too?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: man?

You: I jack off to this pic all the time http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lenin10.jpg

Stranger: oh

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


WTF on this one:



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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hi I'm a Communist

Stranger: are you into s/m?

You: sure why

Stranger: just wondering

Stranger: so are all communists perverts?

You: no

You: there are many asexual ones

Your conversational partner has disconnected.




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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: brasil?

You: argentina?

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[Sarah Palin]

This was my first conversation:

You: Hello, I'm a communist
*Your conversation partner has disconnected"

[F9]

nah but she sent me some pictures:)



I didn't give her my real one

oh good,.you really made me thought you did for real for a moment:lol:

[Sarah Palin]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im a boy
Stranger: im 17
You: ***** I DRIVE A MOTHERFUCKING DELOREAN
*Your conversational partner has disconnected.*


PS- thanks for this website
Time well spent. Real fucking well.

[Bright Banana Beard]

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: im a boy
Stranger: im 17
You: ***** I DRIVE A MOTHERFUCKING DELOREAN
*Your conversational partner has disconnected.*


PS- thanks for this website
Time well spent. Real fucking well.

LOL THIS MADE ME LAUGH!

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Stranger: rick

Stranger: rolled

You: nice

You: thank for the time!

Stranger: ***** commie

You: I enjoy it lol

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[LOLseph Stalin]

Haha, you got rick rolled! :laugh: I once got one of those things, but it was Pedobear.

[marxistcritic]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Hi, I am a communist, and I am here on omegle to see what random people throughout the world think of my ideals.

Stranger: cool

You: Your opinion is...?

Stranger: i dont know

You: Oh.

You: Can I explain it to you?


Stranger: yes

Stranger: please

Stranger: ...

Stranger: hello?

You: Ok, well, the first step of communist theory is a revolution by the opressed working class[proletarians] wich overthrows the capitalistic, rich, ruling class [the burgeiosie]. Then, the proletarians install a woker-controlled direct democracy. During the early period directly following the revolution, the proletarians stabilize and install the democracy, and this is a Socialist period known as "the dictatorship of the proletariat". This is not a dictatorship, it just means that the working-class runs everything. This transitional state involves state-controll of the means of production, but the state is the working masses, so this is not any were near as repressive as it sounds. After a period of time, the new state is abolished and all property is owned in common by the workers, and everyone is completely equal in just about every way. Money is abolished and everything becomes free tob ake, as long as you are making some sort of contribution to society. Time in the workplace is based on creating things on the basis of what people's needs are, not on the basis of making a profit. The workers thus have much more leisur time. And decisions are made by councils in localized areas, as the entire world must have had a proletarian revolution to support a worker's state, and thus the entire world is a federation of councils with no poverty, hunger, or any other social ailments. To learn more, read the works of 19th century german philosophers, Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, the fathers of communism.

You: So, waddya think?


Stranger: reading. one moment

Stranger: cool

You: Well, I have to go now.

Stranger: thank you for that

You: Thank you.

You have disconnected.




NICE!

[spiltteeth]

You: Hello. Are ur cats living in sin?

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Stranger: hii

You: So do you love Stalin?


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Stranger: oie

You: hey im in asmerica

Stranger: hey

You: do beleive love is a goverment conspirisy?

Stranger: man i dont know what this shit is

You: because I beleive in loive

Stranger: very nice

You: And micro robots that the govt injects inro out heads while we're asleep

Stranger: yeah

You: right on

You: so, do you enjoy air? I love the shit
Stranger: run forrest run

You: Now its hot. Ok I have to go baptise my kittens -Bye.


You: Lets stop this foolish game and get married

Stranger: Hello. I have an IQ of 46. I can cook ramen in 27 different ways.

Stranger: And that sounds wonderful.

You: Sounds good -i like noodles

Stranger: Just tell me who bought the noodles, and I'll leave you alone.

Stranger: ITS FOUR O CLOCK IN THE MORNING GRANDMA! YOU WIN!

You: Noodles is the name of your penis?

Stranger: If you can buy my penis at the store, then I'll let you believe that. Yes.

You: Already bought that shit yo!

Stranger: Oh really? Man then I'd really like it back. It's been hard to function.

You: No dice. I'm using it to be a wand to keep away the tax man




Stranger: Oh, so I guess I shouldn't cash in that guarentee that it's magical powers don't work... I mean, if it's keeping away the Tax Man, it's definitely working.
You: Working? Man I beat a midjet to death with the thing yesterday!

You: He turned into 57 gold coins

You: Oh snap! Welp, the cops are here I gotta go shove these baloons of heroin up my ass. Later!

You: So do you love Stalin?

Stranger: good day to you sir/madam

Stranger: as a matter of fact, i do not

You: Any reason?

Stranger: he never really did anything for me

Stranger: maybe if he had a sex vid or something id be interested

You: Well, surly his mustache was impressive

Stranger: not as impressive as mine

You: Yea right!

Stranger: do u love hitler?

You: No

Stranger: why not

You: His mustache sucked

Stranger: hell no! his moustache was perfection

Stranger: his moustache would flatten u if it hadnt died

You: Youve certainly turned the tables on me sir

Stranger: I do apologise. you were a worthy combatant

You: I'll be back!!!!!

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: good talk m8 :)

[Delirium]

Stranger: hey

You: hello

You: my dad makes me eat lots of shrimp

You: he says it makes me strong

Stranger: cool

Stranger: asian?

You: he hits me when i dont eat allmy shrimp

You: yes

You: how did you know

Stranger: inso?

You: what does that mean?

You: inso?

Stranger: m/f?

You: i am boy

[Mindtoaster]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x190/Gmod_Hurrah/omegle.jpg

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/99l6f/my_new_hobby/

[Panda Tse Tung]

This one was a tag-team with the revleft user CJCM :)

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You: Hi i'm Karl Marx

You: you?

Stranger: koera

You: north or south?

Stranger: south

You: you racist pig!

You: freedom hater!

Stranger: u r so rude

You: i have a question

You: why did your country put up the DMZ?

You: WHOOPS I MEAN dbz

Stranger: I don't know

Stranger: sorry

You: :(

You: *dies a bit inside*

You: * and cries *

Stranger: I don't like politic

You: me neither

You: but still

You: fredom hater!!!

You: friedom

You: i love fries

You: :)

You: do you love fries?

You: or do you eat rice?

Stranger: actually i seldem eat that

You: ohw :(

Stranger: I'm in jap

You: how unresting

You: OOOHW

You: ANIME!

You: WALES DIE!

Stranger: yup

You: :)

You: beautifull country

You: stupid wales

Stranger: I'm an animator

You: you are?

You: of what?

Stranger: for games

Stranger: and u?

You: kwl, any known ones?

You: i work as a pimp

Stranger: sorry commercil secret

You: this is holland ^^

You: <_>

You: >.<

You: >_>

You: =D

Stranger: i like my job

You: why?

You: do you get to have a free cup of coffee?

Stranger: I'm well paid

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i drink coffee everyday

You: Wow, your country must be rich.

Stranger: and sometimes go to pub

You: We ration our coffee, 1 a month.

You: :O you have pubs!

You: you can drink when you like?:O

You: capitalist swine!

Stranger: is coffee very expansive in ur country

Stranger: i like wiskey

You: it's 10 million, but you get ration card for 1 coffee for 10,000 euro's

You: you like wiskey?

Stranger: yup

You: what is wiskey sir?

Stranger: chivas

You: woman?

You: i like woman too :)

You: they cost only 100 for cheap one

You: and they get along pretty fine

You: have to smack them only once a day =D

Stranger: haha there r lots of beatis here

You: beauty's :). They for sale for many?

Stranger: of course

You: wooooot!!

Stranger: i exeed sometimes

You: hmm i like japan =D

Stranger: girls is awasome

You: WHALE KILLER!

You: :D

You: gospel girs 0,o

You: i like hentai much

You: is that your commercial secret btw?

You: doing hentai?

Stranger: is that very important for u ?

You: hentai is my dream and life

You: i hope to be porn-actor in hentai-movie one day

You: and im already training with my wife :D

Stranger: haha

You: one of the 5

You: others we're cheap

Stranger: i have to go

You: ok :)

Stranger: nice talking with u

You: i love you much, bye bye xxx :)

You: =D

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[Pogue]

^ i dont get it?

[CJCM]

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Stranger: hi
You: hi im a communist and i'm having a chat with you
Stranger: if you have a pussy you can be a nazi, I dont care
You: so being a communist makes me a man =(
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Panda Tse Tung]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi there

You: hello thar

You: is you age high much?

Stranger: 23

Stranger: good enough?

You: WOOOOW

Stranger: but josé is also here

Stranger: he is 33

You: so is older?

You: wooooooooow

You: most people here, only grow 20

Stranger: i know

Stranger: and 20 counts as really old

Stranger: the average is 15 :D

You: yes

You: yes

Stranger: so what about u?

You: 15 is nice

You: 8, adult now.

You: :)

You: i was already adult when 6! Cause i killed pork

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: where r u from?

You: Kurdania

You: this is only computer in village. many people do omegle :)

Stranger: oh, i c

You: we have 5 minutes internet a day :)

You: is great

Stranger: O_o

You: many advanced country

You: :)

You: so, you are village elder?

Stranger: ugh. whut?

You: village elder

You: cause you so old

You: or is jose?

You: cause he VERY old.

You: good healthcare good old

Stranger: i know

Stranger: but he tells everyone that he is just 25

You: ohw, so he no village elder then?

Stranger: whut village?

You: our village elder is 28

You: you village

Stranger: idk...

You: ohw

You: i no more 5 minutes

You: bye :)

Stranger: bye

You have disconnected.

[Искра]

Yeah, this wasn't politically correct.

Stranger: hey

You: Sieg Hail I'm Rudolf Hess

You: :D

Stranger: huh?

You: my name is Rudolf Hess

You: what's your name?

Stranger: oo umm

Stranger: well mine is abby where are ju from?

You: Valhalla

Stranger: where is tht at?

You: In the sky. That's place where troo heroes go.

Stranger: .... true

Stranger: but ummm ur not dead

Stranger: so umm ju must have a home

Stranger: ?

You: I'm dead

You: I said that my name is Rudolf Hess.

Stranger: oo rlly so why are ju chatting

You: We got wireless there.

Stranger: ....

Stranger: haha

Stranger: ur funny dude

Stranger: .....

You: We are modern.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: hummm

Stranger: wow

Stranger: :)

Stranger: ur actually funny

Stranger: wld be nice if i cld meet ju

Stranger: neva met a dead person

You: Google my name and you'll met me ;)

Stranger: haha

Stranger: wow

Stranger: smart ass

Stranger: lol

You: No. I'm just a star.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: humm so whts ur real name?

You: Rufolf.

You: Pardon

You: Rudolf

Stranger: ... oo

Stranger: humm kool nam

Stranger: name

Stranger: lol

You: I know.

Stranger: umm where do ju stay at?

You: Its name of pride.

You: me?

Stranger: yup

You: at Sieg's motel

Stranger: ooo

Stranger: is tht ryte

Stranger: lol okay wht state in da usa

You: I'm not from USA.

You: That's filthy country.

Stranger: gasp

Stranger: why do ju say tht?

You: To many subhumans. I'm Aryan you know.

Stranger: aryan

Stranger: humm kool

Stranger: well im a latina

You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You have disconnected.

[CJCM]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hello
You: where you from stranger?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: you?
You: The Peoples Democratic Republic of Korea
Stranger: Well thats intresting.
You: It is isn't it
Stranger: mhmm
You: though it wasn't that hard
Stranger: haha. Whats it like there?
You: so do you see my country as a 'axis of evil' ?
Stranger: Nope haha.
You: That's good to hear
You: well it;s quite nice over here
You: we do have martial law for over 50 years
You: but it is doable
Stranger: well thats pretty good.
Stranger: do you see my country as a bunch of ignorant people?
You: Well technicly we are still at war with you and with the south so we do have a bit of a propaganda ritual...
You: But i see the government as a bunch of ignorant malavalous people.
Stranger: Very ture
You: The working man who live in the coutry no not them
Stranger: true*
You: they can prevail if they organise and want real change
Stranger: yeah, but that would never happen.
You: well
Stranger: People here ARE ingnorant.
Stranger: haha
You: than the propaganda which states that people are conformist in the USA is qwuite real
You: quite*
Stranger: Yeah, But not everyone.
Stranger: Most people though.
You: that is a bad thing
You: people in your country tend to see things very different than in our country though
Stranger: Yeah true.
Stranger: everyone is intitled to there opinions
You: well having a opinion is a thing
You: but spreading a lie is not an opinion
Stranger: yeah, but people will think what they want about the lies.'
You: grandma deathsquads -.-....
You: they didn't even do that here when it was instated that healthcare must be free and of the people
You: And your country has in general that view of my country
You: * note to the deathsquad ritual *
Stranger: I feel stupid. Explain what that is?
You: Well what i have recieved by means of proxy serving
You: is that my beloved country is one big concentration camp in nazi style fashion...
You: the opinion is that we Do have grandma deathsquads in our hospitals
You: even if that was true
You: how could we've holden it out for more than 50 years with such a policy
Stranger: Oh i see.
You: People still die in hospitals here, but when they're saved there is no bill for them and the docters still get they pay
You: how can that be a bad thing ?
Stranger: Well thats good. So the hospitals have deathsquads
You: well
You: i think they have those in the Netherlands where eutanasia is legal
You: that isn't the case here
Stranger: Oh well thats good.
You: yes
Stranger: Whats your opinion on our president?
You: Mister Obama?
Stranger: yes
You: Well not so different from the last 7
You: They all go for the business and the industrialists instead of the people that chosen them
You: Well you are not quite the Glenn Beck type now are you?
Stranger: haha no im not
You: The man should be given a medal
You: he's even infamous here
Stranger: Good. I personally think hes one of the most ingnorant people ever.
Stranger: ignorant* haha
You: haha
You: well we saw a clip where he 'went in discussion' with the frontman of the CPUSA
You: and it was constandly : STALIN STALIN STALIN GOELAG STALIN
Stranger: hahahaha.
You: it was real sad
You: but prolitarian we need to go
You: bye bye and a productive life !
:D

[LeninBalls]

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Stranger: hi
You: from?
Stranger: germany u?
You: israel
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[Искра]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: from?
Stranger: germany u?
You: israel
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: from?

Stranger: germany

Stranger: you?

You: israel

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[Искра]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: from?

Stranger: there?

Stranger: india

Stranger: u?

You: nepal

Stranger: oh cool

Stranger: male or female?

You: f

Stranger: m

Stranger: age?

You: what do you think about Naxalites?

You: 24

Stranger: 25

Stranger: they have their own style to express

Stranger: i dont know much about it

You: do you suport People's War?

You: do you prais Chairman Mao?

Stranger: bt i dont think it right

Stranger: never

You: so you are capitalist?

Stranger: bt why we talking about it

You: because I'm in the front of your house with 4 kilos of TNT... good bye ashoole

You: BOOOM

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[CJCM]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: frim?
Stranger: 18/m/usa
You: 18 m Israel
Your conversational partner has disconnected.:lol:

[Honggweilo]

Stranger : Hi

You: Knock Knock

Stranger: Who's there?

You: Disco

Stranger: Disco who?

You: Disconnect

You have disconnected.

:rolleyes:

[LeninBalls]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ih
Stranger: hi
You: HAHAHA YOU MADE A TYPO
You: YOU FAIL SO FUCKING MUCH
Stranger: how can i fail "much" when i made 1 typo?
You: because only dumb idiots makes typos
You: you see
You: here
You: in atlantis
You: everyone is educated to their utmost abilities
You: and as a result, us atlanteans have perfect grammar
You: you dig?
Stranger: no because you went beserk on 1 type. upmost abilities HAHAHAHAHAHA my fucking ass idiot. fail MORE. not much
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fuck, did he pwn me or something I'm confused

[Honggweilo]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: my hovercraft is full of eels

You: my ferry is full of codfish

Stranger: how is your hovercraft?

You: i dont own a hovercraft

Stranger: youre a ferry fairy?!

Stranger: lol

Stranger: queer freaking seaman!!!

You: do you like queer seaman?

You: do you like queer seaman in your mouth?

Stranger: do you like eels?

Stranger: eels need caves

Stranger: they hide there

You: nah eels eat to much garbage, i dont eat them

You: do you have a cave or a eel ?

You: *an

Stranger: and now you have codfish!

Stranger: I have both

You: does you eel hide in your own cave?

You: or in other caves?

You: *your

You: *you're

You: lol

Stranger: sometimes they hid and sometimes they find a cave

You: i see

You: does your eel puke in caves?

Stranger: eels are strange things

You: *you're

You: bleh

Stranger: depends on how many times he goes into the cave

You: i think it also depends on which cave

You: a narrow cave will make you puke much faster then a wide cave

Stranger: small caves are best

You: i know right?

Stranger: so are you really gay?

You: speaking about eels, i still need to wrestle one

You: oh im bisexual actually

Stranger: I'm bi also

Stranger: those eels come and go freely

Stranger: lol

You: sometimes im a cave, sometimes im a eel, sometimes both

Stranger: indeed

You: i like variation

You: anyway im off to wrestle my eel

You: bai bai

Stranger: good luck with that





:lol:

[Pavlov's House Party]

Ahh, omegle

The funniest ones are when you pose as a like 16 year old girl and lead the perv on, and then when he asks for a picture you send him one of Chris Hansen.

One time I did that, the guy was like: "Ha ha ha, very funny, now let me see your real pic" :S

[9]

Wtf is Omegle? I don't get any of this.

[bcbm]

its a website. you go on and get connected to random people who you can chat with. mostly perverts so you'd probably like it.

[Искра]

its a website. you go on and get connected to random people who you can chat with. mostly perverts so you'd probably like it.
:laugh::laugh:

You are evil :D

[Panda Tse Tung]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: burp

Stranger: sweet

You: :)

You: burp burp

You: burp?

Stranger: fart fart

You: :O

You: BURP BURP!!!!!11111!!

Stranger: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

You: NO WAY!

You have disconnected.

[9]

its a website. you go on and get connected to random people who you can chat with. mostly perverts so you'd probably like it.

http://www.messengercontentplus.com/winks/images_l-y/dancing-pig.png

Oh em jee.

[bcbm]

http://www.messengercontentplus.com/winks/images_l-y/dancing-pig.png

Oh em jee.

:scared:

[LeninBalls]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: from?
Stranger: TURK
Stranger: you?
You: kurdistan
Stranger: m f
You: f
You: PKK
You: kurd is great
Stranger: ananızı
Stranger: ta sikem x
Stranger: amq picleri
Stranger: aponun
You: pkk
Stranger: cocukları
Stranger: siziii
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The Turkish stranger + PKK never fails.

[Искра]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Sieg Hail, from?
You: China
Stranger:I bash reds and chinese pople here on the streets
You: Do you need love?
Stranger: Fucking gay Maoist prick!
You: I'm not Maoist
Stranger: Fucking gay chinese not-maoist prick!
You: What do you think about fishing trip?
Stranger: I think that it would be great. I could cut you into peaces and drown in the river.
You: Nice.
Stranger: I hate Jews
You: Nice
Stranger: Who the fuck are you?
You: I'm Chinese skinhead.
Stranger: ?! ?!
You: Yeah, Mi San Dao!
Stranger: My grandfather was stormfuther in the SS
You: I know the song its lame:
Stranger: Suck a cock
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[Pavlov's House Party]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Sieg Hail, from?
You: China
Stranger:I bash reds and chinese pople here on the streets
You: Do you need love?
Stranger: Fucking gay Maoist prick!
You: I'm not Maoist
Stranger: Fucking gay chinese not-maoist prick!
You: What do you think about fishing trip?
Stranger: I think that it would be great. I could cut you into peaces and drown in the river.
You: Nice.
Stranger: I hate Jews
You: Nice
Stranger: Who the fuck are you?
You: I'm Chinese skinhead.
Stranger: ?! ?!
You: Yeah, Mi San Dao!
Stranger: My grandfather was stormfuther in the SS
You: I know the song its lame:
Stranger: Suck a cock
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lmfaoo:laugh:

[bcbm]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Sieg Hail, from?
You: China
Stranger:I bash reds and chinese pople here on the streets
You: Do you need love?
Stranger: Fucking gay Maoist prick!
You: I'm not Maoist
Stranger: Fucking gay chinese not-maoist prick!
You: What do you think about fishing trip?
Stranger: I think that it would be great. I could cut you into peaces and drown in the river.
You: Nice.
Stranger: I hate Jews
You: Nice
Stranger: Who the fuck are you?
You: I'm Chinese skinhead.
Stranger: ?! ?!
You: Yeah, Mi San Dao!
Stranger: My grandfather was stormfuther in the SS
You: I know the song its lame:
Stranger: Suck a cock
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

when two revlefters omegle each other

[CJCM]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: If you are a pedo, join my chat room.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: JOKES
You: I'm a marxist wanna preach love?
Stranger: IM NOT A PEDO
Stranger: :(
Stranger: Yes
You: Alright
Stranger: Preach me erocitcally
You: Alright
You: the proletariat will striff up in persuit of justice and equality!
Stranger: Iz you a Christian blud?/
You: no
You: even I the marxist am Athiest
Stranger: Same :9
Stranger: Want to have a webcam show?
You: Wanna see my hammer and sickles?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: PLEASE
You: ok
You: knock knock
Stranger: who's there?
You: a W
Stranger: a W who?
You: A WTF DUDE HOW SICK ARE YOU IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY MASIVE HAMER AND 2 SICKLES !!!
lame
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:thumbup1:

[CJCM]

Lol, a bit sexist though i think i creeped him out :laugh:


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Stranger: hii
You: Hi
You: ARBEITER BAUREN NEHMT DIE GEWEREN NEHMT DIE GEWEREN ZU HANDT, ZERSLACHT DIE FACISTEN!
Stranger: hott
You: ofcourse it is
You: so
You: let me introduce myself
You: i am a baby eating marxist
Stranger: sexy
You: nice to meet you
Stranger: u to
You: well i have a shoven hammer and 2 giant sickles
Stranger: lmao hot
You: what about you?
You: dont you wnat to reach my giant sickles?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CJCM]

Lol I Call It : BADDDD COMMIE!


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 15 m netherlands
You: U dutch?
Stranger: yeah
You: AMSTERDAM!
Stranger: lolz
You: Eyndhoven!
Stranger: half hour with the train and im there
You: Rotterdam!
You: Gauda Cheese
You: Clopen
You: Wilders!
Stranger: :P
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: Wilders!!! =D
You: Wilders is so badass
Stranger: indeed
You: he's like real populair right?
You: how come man x)
You: i don't get is
You: it*
Stranger: he hates the islam
Stranger: though he doesnt hate immigrants
You: well everybody does nowadays :p
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: he wants to kick out the immigrants who can't behave in this country
Stranger: witch i totally agrree with
Stranger: alot of dumb ppl think it's racism
You: just the immigrants?
You: why dont just kick every crimnal out ?
You: no cause no prob ;)
Stranger: well he wants to increase the punishments
Stranger: since if you kill someone here
You: ahh punishments don't help that much man
Stranger: you get about 5 to 7 years
You: lol i thaught it was 15 - 20
Stranger: yah
Stranger: but most criminality here is done by muslim immigrants
Stranger: so he wants to kick them out, those who cant behave, the criminals
You: lol
You: well
You: thats kinda smart
Stranger: but alot of idiots think
Stranger: he wants to kick out all the immigrants
Stranger: wich is bullshit
You: but does he act also to the poles the greeks and the bulgarians?
Stranger: and ppl say he's racist or a nazi
Stranger: who the fuck were the nazi's in the 2nd WW!?!
Stranger: germany, and the muslims
You: lol
You: well the nazi's hated üntermenschen :p
Stranger: wilders isnt even a racist or a nazi
Stranger: i thought they wanted to make ubermenschen O_O
You: lol
You: well
You: that to
You: but they wanted to punish the untermenschen :p
You: but what the *** man x)
Stranger: yeah
You: we have much more trouble with the east europeans :p
Stranger: haha
Stranger: too bad im one too XP
Stranger: im half polish :P
You: :o
You: well
You: you don't sound like a woman smugler x)
Stranger: haha, im totally not XP
You: :p
You: well 15 is not the age either xD
Stranger: yes i am 15
You: yeah but if you are 15, you must be real badass to deal in woman smuglling xD
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: no im not :P
You: lol!
You: but you seem to know a lot of that wilders guy
You: are you into politics or something?
Stranger: meh, im just interested in that guy
Stranger: the rest of politics i dont know or care about
You: lol
You: i always wonderd though
is it the hair he has got?:P
You: cause it seems like fireworks exploded there x)
You: though better than that mp your country has : Hary Potter xD
You: damm i feel sympathy for you man ;)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thnks :)
You: but well let me introduce myself
You: i'm a baby eating marxist from Afrika who has a crush on Stalin ^^
Stranger: wow
Stranger: That's so random XP
You: did i say that i eat baby's =D ?
Stranger: =D
You: it's tha happyness which is so tastefull man =D
Stranger: :P
You: so how is the communist revolution in The Netherlands?
Stranger: dunno
You: you said you have Wilders so when do we have the Social revolution of Comrad Wilders =D ?
Stranger: i dunno :P
You: You dont know :\
You: YOU ARE A BAD COMMUNIST!
You: Do you hate freedom?
Stranger: :P
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: me likey freedom
You: YOU ARE A BAD COMMUNIST!
Stranger: You're a bad cookie!
You: Do you think that education is more important than having girlfriend?
Stranger: yeah
You: YOU MY COMRAD
You: ARE A GOOD COMMUNIST
You: you have the Stalin flavour Jammie ^^
Stranger: uuuuuh
Stranger: the heck... :S
You: Well Stalin had no GF for way long man :p
You: so
You: do you shave or do you have long hair?
Stranger: facial hair or head hair??
You: Both!
Stranger: i had long hair for a time
Stranger: cut it off this summer
You: :o
Stranger: facial hair grows
Stranger: and i shave it off
You: you have cut your hair
You: and you shave
You: You
You: ARE A BAD COMMUNIST!
Stranger: Well youre a bad cookie!
You: HOW MUST I GIVE YOU THE LIGHT OF BABY EATING GOELAG COOKIE LITERATURE!!!!
Stranger: you're the worst tasting cookie ever!
You: well
Stranger: TROLLERCOASTER! =D
You: at least i'm a communist cookie
You: at least i share my cookieness!
You: are you a troll
Stranger: no
Stranger: oh and
Stranger: emag eht =D
Stranger: tip: turn it around
You: tisss :p
You: troll nerd :p
Stranger: :P
Stranger: at least i'm a /b/tard, and im fucking proud of it
Stranger: rather than being a newfag
You: yeah ?
You: well
You: im not proud of you
Stranger: :D
You: even better
You: im sad because of you
Stranger: =D
Stranger: yay
You: because YOU ARE A BAD COMMUNSIT!
Stranger: lol
You: AND YOU MAKE ME CRY!
Stranger: and you're a bad cookie! =D
Stranger: and you make me do nothing =D
You: I dont make you do nothing?!
You: Well
You: i can make you
You: be suppriesed :D
Stranger: =D
You: Door te zeggen wat de neuk is hier aan de hand godverdomme
You: =D
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: wrong translation
You: No
You: Im a communist!
You: I HAVE THE LIGHT!
You: Daarbij vind ik het een beetje raar dat jij mij gaat afzeiken op mijn vertaling van mijn zinnen terwijl je zelf Godverdomme nog geen woord Nederlands geschreven hebt jongeman
You: =D
Stranger: ben jij nederlands dan?
You: No
You: Im a baby eaten marist from afrika :D
Stranger: je wilt wel dat ik iets in het nederlands zei :P
You: weet*
You: But ofcourse i do
You: i even note your wrong spelling! =D
You: Thats the fun part of Arika
Stranger: lol
You: it's collonies =D
Stranger: boing!
You: SMACK!
You: KABLAM!
Stranger: A BASH! BAHS! BOOM! PONK! CLESH! FFFFT! GDING!
You: :o
You: You offended me!
You: Bad Bad Bad Polish Dutch Commie!
You: Stalin will smack you in heaven for that :o
You have disconnected.
:D

[LOLseph Stalin]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: infinate/any/everywhere

You: I'm god! ;)

Stranger: sex?

You: God doesn't need sex. ;)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Well that was amusing... :laugh:



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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: hi

Stranger: Asl?

You: infinate/any/everywhere

Stranger: Ha ha

You: I'm god. ;)

Stranger: Good 4 u

Stranger: If u are god what is my name

You: Stranger.

You: ;)

Stranger: Fine smart guy what gender am i

You: male

Stranger: Ok lucky guess final round how old am i

You: old enough... ;)

Stranger: For?

You: Just old enough.

Stranger: Ha well i am 14

You: God is never wrong.

You: ;)

Stranger: Fine then what clothsam I wearing

You: Something.

Stranger: Ha wrong I am in the shower talkin to you (see the visual!!!)

You: Also, Jesus isn't my son. I just make people think he is... ;)

Stranger: Btw I am atheist

You: Why? I'm right here. Proof that I exist!

Stranger: Fine then make a noise or somthing in the bathroom

You: I won't. I'm too busy listening to the prayers of believers.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CJCM]

Stranger: Btw I am atheist

You: Why? I'm right here. Proof that I exist!
:lol:

[CJCM]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Are you a evil sex addict who wants to get a date via the world wide web in the hope of having sex with a girl you're way tooo old to do?
Stranger: no.
You: hmm
You: not convincing
You: you'll have to do better
Stranger: y r u talking lyk dis?
You: because im a baby eating Marxist who doesnot believe in god
Stranger: then?
Stranger: ver r u frm?
You: The Glorius Village of Mongodubytan
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ver it is
You: It's based in the glorius country of Zimbabwe
Stranger: ok
Stranger: male or female?
You: sex addict or thrill seeker?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol

[CJCM]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi, im a communist so what is your house like?
Stranger: my house is state owned
You: Realy
You: that is progress
Stranger: i am not very happy with that actually
You: why wouldn't you?

Lame

[mykittyhasaboner]

Stranger: hi

You: yo

Stranger: asl?

You: 99/transexual/antarctica

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



What a jerk.

[Il Medico]

I was chatting with a nice French boy and then my internet crashed. :(

[Lacrimi de Chiciură]

I got a creepy 63 year old for my first conversation. :(

[Black_Flag]

Stranger: Irish people have good beer

Stranger: You are officially ninja

[Black_Flag]

You: hey

You: do you like pepperoni?

Stranger: i like cheese better

You: sweet! cheese is the best

Stranger: cold cheese pizza is the best

Stranger: omg

You: whats your favourite tpe of cheese?

You: *type

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: for what

Stranger: i like different kinda cheeses for different things

You: like what?

Stranger: provolone is my choice of cheese for sandwiches. cheddar for cheese and crackers. muenster if im just eating cheese by itself

Stranger: unless you meant brands in which case land o lakes tops all cheese brands

You: what about squeezy cheese?

You: from a tube

Stranger: ooh no. im a slice kind of girl

Stranger: cheese in a tube is not for me

You: good, squeezy cheese is disgusting. i now value you as a person

Stranger: yay me

You: you passed the test

Stranger: so what about you

Stranger: whats your favorite type of cheese?

You: where to start! i just cant decide!

You: feta, cheddar and brie are top

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: whats your favorite sandwich meat?

You: hhhmmm

You: salami and chicken together!!

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i don't like salami

Stranger: :(

You: aw well, i still value you as a person

You: whats your favourite type of meat?

Stranger: roast beef

Stranger: its my favorite of all time

You: and what type of cheese would you put on that?

Stranger: provolone

Stranger: cooked so it melts

You: oh, a controversial choice

Stranger: lol

Stranger: not at all

Stranger: its the obvious choice

Stranger: even though you have got to be the most interesting person ive ever talked to on here

Stranger: and my favorite so far

Stranger: i must say goodbye

Stranger: and go get taco bell

[Weezer]

After like 12 convos, I think I may be able to finally convert someone!

[LOLseph Stalin]

I'm not sure if the person was trolling or not, but after I said I was from Canada the person said they didn't know where Canada was. :laugh:

[9]

^Anyone who goes on that site for any reason other than trolling... is deserving of serious sympathy.

[Panda Tse Tung]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sex pl0x

Stranger: hello

You: hi

You: ASLASL

You: ASL

You: ASL

Stranger: i'm from france

You: i'm from sexy'

Stranger: sexy? It is your name?

Stranger: hello sexy

You: thank you :)

You: i'm flattered

You: so, how areth thy?

You: is thy send by the gods?

You: for i am

You: zhortan of azareth has send me to speak to you

Stranger: what? I don't understand

You: he told me to tell you, that love is just an inch away. And so is revolution!

You: Zhortan send me, he told me to tell you that.

Stranger: I'm girl

Stranger: A little girl

You: then it is your parents love

You: love is love in the eyes of the great Zhortan

Stranger: My name is John =o

Stranger: And you, what your name?

You: The great Zhortan knows this

You: i? I am Sexy brother number 17

Stranger: wow

You: yes

You: Zhortan personally appointed me to this high position

Stranger: well... you're very stupid

Stranger: perfect 8D

You: No, YOU are ignorant of the world

You: the world is created by Zikidor

You: Who send Zhortan to protect us!

You: Us being both man and animal :)

You: we are one!

You: i am you, and you are me!

Stranger: The world is created by me? ._.

You: Are you Zikidor?

You: have you returned?

Stranger: Yes I am 8D

You: Finally! the heavens be praised!

You: I shall tell our brothers ans sisters that we are finally decending to the never-ending mountains of joy and erections

Stranger: :noel:

You: Lots of boobs and booz too

Stranger: You're very very very stupid man ._.

You: No YOU

You: I am enlightened

You: you are the one that needs to grow

You: I'm sorry Zikidor

You: but a lot has changed since you created this world

Stranger: I'm france

Stranger: no Zikidor =o

You: Zhortan has been a wise ruler

You: Your france?

You: Well then what is your problem with America?

You: And why did you make French Fries?

You: And whats with the wine?

Stranger: oh

Stranger: I'm sorry

Stranger: You're mother is Zikidor

You: :O

You: NO WAY?!

You: I always knew she was special

Stranger: I laughed.

You: :)

You: well i have to go

You: it was a nice and enlightening conversation

Stranger: It is a proof of your imbecillity

You: your face!

Stranger: Bye stupid man
You have disconnected.

[CJCM]

You: No, YOU are ignorant of the world

You: the world is created by Zikidor

You: Who send Zhortan to protect us!

You: Us being both man and animal

You: we are one!

You: i am you, and you are me!

This is why shrooms are a baaaaad thing boys and girls.

[Fiction]

Your stupid kids x]

[Nwoye]

(this is from memory)

stranger: asl

you: 11/f/whereveryouwantmetobebaby

your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tyrlop]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]

You: hello

Stranger: that is completely random

You: what

You: asl?

Stranger: 15 female australia

Stranger: u?

You: 16 london

You: male

Stranger: hows life?

You: fine

You: tell me about yourself

You: what are you wearing?

Stranger: pjs

You: pyjamas?

Stranger: yep

Stranger: silky pink nighty with lace hems

You: im wearing underwaer

You: i just woke up

Stranger: lolz

You: its 11:15 here

Stranger: its 7:12 here

Stranger: (pm)

You: cool

You: im a boy from london, im not going to school today because i rather sit here and chat

You: i have blond hair and darkblue eyes

You: what about you?

Stranger: blonde hair, my eyes ... well you know how everyone has a dark line around their eyes (darker than the inside colour)?

You: uh

You: do you got a picure of yourself?

Stranger: no sorry. but anyways, the inside of my iris's are green with a blue line around it

Stranger: its weird

You: i would like to see those eyes

You: sounds like you have some extremly beatiful eyes

Stranger: thank you

You: do you got facebook? maybe we can be friends

Stranger: sorry, my parents made me delete my account after some stuff

Stranger: :P it was so annoying!

You: oh i see

You: what about myspace?

Stranger: same thing

Stranger: my parents are *****es

Stranger: they check all my emails too! its so unfair!

You: well you have a picture of yourself?

You: i like to see those eyes

Stranger: sorry, i never bother taking photos and any i have of me are on my parents computer.

You: okey

You: do you live in the city?

Stranger: no, near it

Stranger: why?

You: i dont know

You: what are your hobbies?

Stranger: lolz

Stranger: um, i like to read, write, art, camping, sewing, and yeah :P

Stranger: what do you like?

You: i like to party, hang out and stuff

You: do you have a boyfriend?

Stranger: depends why you want to know

You: im just asking

You: do you like sex?

Stranger: actually im still a virgin

You: really?

You: me too <3 :)

Stranger: lolz

You: can i ask you a personal question?

Stranger: sure

You: i thought you might like to have dinner tonight

Stranger: i thought you said you were in london?

You: ow i forgot

You: i though you said you where near the city?

You: or that was the last one i spoke with

You: do you like to meet someday?

Stranger: no, i said that, but i also said im in australia

You: is there a way we can get to know each other

Stranger: idk

You: im just so curious about your eyes

Stranger: actually, its not that noticeable

You: you cant upload a picture of yourself?

Stranger: no, sorry

Stranger: :(

You: maybe we should get to know each other better?

You: you can come and visit london

Stranger: i dont have enough money. plus it would need a ton of organising. plus im only 15 so that doesn't help

Stranger: :(

You: do you got twitter?

You: msn?

You: mail?

Stranger: twitter: no
msn: my parents keep a constant surveillance of it
mail: they'd be suspicious if i got any mail coz i never do

You: doesnt matter

You: can i have your phone number?

Stranger: they confiscated my phone *gives parents evil eyes*

You: we could meet each other somehow

You: and get to know each other ;)

Stranger: that sounds nice

Stranger: :)

You: you know doing it

Stranger: yeah, i got that

You: ;)

You: do you have webcam?

Stranger: nup, my parents wont let me get one

You: sad

You: :(

Stranger: its really annoying, they try to control my life

You: are your parents home?

Stranger: why?

You: im just curious

Stranger: no, they arent

You: are you home alone?

You: me too, my parents are at work

Stranger: yes. im an only child and my parents are at some work meeting for my dad

You: whats your real name?

You: cool

You: i have a bigger sister who has moved from home long ago

Stranger: Roza

Stranger: wats urs?

You: my name is ben

You: so you have a webcam on your laptop?

Stranger: nope, my parents always check to see if any new laptop i get has webcam. once i gave my friends some money id saved up to buy me one as a 'present' but mum made them return it

Stranger: honestly, i am so sick of them

You: those parents sounds annoying

Stranger: they are

Stranger: once i ran away one night.

Stranger: but i got really sick coz i was just wearing a chemise. i didnt really plan ahead much. they found me on the side of a road

You: why did you run away?

Stranger: coz i was annoyed that they always tried to run my life. it was the night after they took my facebook, etc, away

Stranger: climbed out my window and climbed down the tree that leads from my room on the second story. i managed to climb over the wall, but it kind of tore up my chemise a bit

You: i got a picture from my birthday

You: thisislocallondon.co.uk/resources/images/926222/?type=display

You: few months ago

Stranger: nice ;)

You: what do you think?

You: am i sexy? xD

Stranger: definitely

Stranger: why bother asking, isn't it obvious?

You: i just wanted to hear it from you :D

You: what about you

You: if you cant show me a picture then describe yourself

Stranger: well, i have golden blonde wavy hair, 171 cm (we had to measure ourselves in class today for some graphs :P), pale, size 16B bra (btw, a 16B cup size is the equivilant of a 12D), thick lips, long nails, thick eyelashes, always wear a 'roza' necklace (white gold with diamonds)

You: nice

You: you sounds like a handsome girl

You: 171 cm long hair is very long

Stranger: 171 cm tall. my hair is only a metre

You: a metre is also alot

Stranger: that good or bad?

You: i like long hair for girls

You: im 182 cm tall

Stranger: well ill keep growing it then

Stranger: wow, i love tall guys

Stranger: why dont you come to australia?

Stranger: plz?

You: that would be awesome

You: where in australia do you live?

Stranger: queensland

You: queensland

Stranger: yep, its the second biggest state, northeast corner

You: ive once been in sidney and south east corner cant remember where exactly

You: but it was long ago

Stranger: well then i suppose its time you visit again, isnt it? ;)

You: where in queensland do you live?

Stranger: near brisbane

You: ah okey

You: whats your address over there?

You: i could come and visit you

You: i just have to find time

Stranger: how about we meet at a nightclub or something? you do have a fake id right?

You: yea

You: well i need a way to contact you

Stranger: idk how. every way of contact i have my parents check. and thats only mail, email and home phone (my parents installed this machine-thing that records every conversation on the phone)

You: you dont have a mobile?

Stranger: i told you, my parents confiscated it

You: ah yea

You: if we somehow me we need to be doing it

You: are you horny?

Stranger: a bit. u?

You: im very horny

You: can you imagine my big cock up in your pussy?

You: while i grab your tits

Stranger: okay, cancel 'a bit'

Stranger: YES!

You: imagine my big filthy cock up in your tiny pussy

You: can you feel it?

Stranger: yes!

You: and you keep riding my cock

You: and finaly i cum

Stranger: plz continue

You: my filthy cock peneltrates your pussy

You: and it goes slowly deeper and deeper in

You: very hot and wet

Stranger: kp goin plz!

You: and my cock keeps bumping your tiny pussy

You: you want to have sex?

You: i have a really big cock

Stranger: right now?

You: yea

Stranger: HELL YES!

You: how are you nude?

Stranger: ??

Stranger: wat do u mean

You: details about your nudity

You: can you imagine us fucking?

Stranger: well, i have great curves

Stranger: thats all iv been doing for the past ten minutes ;)

You: are you wet?

You: between you legs?

Stranger: do you honestly have to ask to know the answer is yes?

You: tell me about yourself, how horny are you?

Stranger: as horny as iv ever been in my life!

You: me too!

Stranger: y? dont you have hot girls throwing themselves at you? from the pic im positive you do

You: big big big jumbo big cock up in your wet pussy while i grab your ass and you keep humping it

Stranger: is that a yes or no? i wouldnt mind knowing wat im up against

You: british girls never wash their teeth

Stranger: thats disgusting

You: and most of them are fat

Stranger: well i suppose im all in the clear then

You: imagine my sweat, do you like that?

You: do you got big big big big big jumbo big titties?

You: sexy ^^

Stranger: yes, i love that, and yes i do

Stranger: actually, sometimes they give me back pains coz they're so heavy

Stranger: im thinking about getting a reduction

You: i like it big

You: dont worry, with all that sex we are going to have, they will get smaller

You: SEX

You: big big cock up your pussy

You: in you tiny teen pussy, with my big filthy cock

You: SEX

You: SEX SSEX SEX

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: knock knock

Stranger: hi

Stranger: knocking heven's door?

You: knock knock

Stranger: knocking heven's door

You: knock knock knock?

Stranger: lyric?

You: knock knock

You: knock knock??

Stranger: u r obsessed!

You: knock

You: knock!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: do your momma still got uh, worms crawling out of her pussy?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Nwoye]

extremely awkward and sexually charged exchange between two lonely, horny minors which is probably illegal to post publicly

is that real?

[Tyrlop]

is that real?
what you mean, i think i have fever again omg.

[Nwoye]

i asking did you actually just post publicly the transcript of you having extremely awkward internet sex with a "15 year old girl" whom you have never seen.

[bcbm]

extremely awkward internet sex

seems a bit redundant.

[9]

In spite of the fact that I've said this on practically every chit chat thread ever....

Worst thread ever.

[Tyrlop]

i asking did you actually just post publicly the transcript of you having extremely awkward internet sex with a "15 year old girl" whom you have never seen.
thats right

[Искра]

:thumbup1:
In spite of the fact that I've said this on practically every chit chat thread ever....

Worst thread ever.

[Nwoye]

this is the best thread ever

[LOLseph Stalin]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: where are you from?

You: canada, you?

Stranger: korea

Stranger: m/f?

You: f

Stranger: 15/m

You: NORTH KOREA IS THE BEST KOREA!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahaha! Fucking epic! :laugh:

[GracchusBabeuf]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Stalin

Your conversational partner has disconnected.




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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

You: Stalin

Stranger: ?

You: stalin?

Stranger: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Stalin?

Stranger: yup, it's me

You: thank god, I thought it was Beria. that guy is annoying

Your conversational partner has disconnected.




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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Hi

You: its Stalin

You: how r u?

Stranger: Hi Stalin

Stranger: I always meant to ask you

Stranger: How did you really lose The Game?

You: the nasty Americans played dirty

Your conversational partner has disconnected.




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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: wake up in the morning feeling like pdiddy

You: say hi to Stalin

Stranger: you can do that for me

You: its me Stalin!

Stranger: im talking to someone from hell?!?

You: yes... the connection is crappy, but I manage

Stranger: wow thats amazing...hows hitler doing down there

You: hitler is chilling

Stranger: thats ironic seeing as you should be hot

You: he has connections with Mr Satan, u know

Stranger: oh i see

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:D

[LOLseph Stalin]

Those are pretty much epic, Socialist. :laugh:

[Tyrlop]

i should start doing this again without doing the creppy stuff :D

[Honggweilo]

Stranger: i have dropped my dog

You: im calling PETA

Stranger: i dont know peter

Stranger: peter pan?

You: lol no www.peta.com

Stranger: i think you mean rspca?

You: same shit, different name

Stranger: YOUR WRONG IM RIGHT
i don tthink you can handle this

Stranger: ok kelly


lol