GiantBear91
29th April 2009, 04:35
Just some interesting and very true statements from one of the greatest comedians of the 20th century. I really do think that he was a philosopher in his own kind of way. When he did stand up, he also made you think about what he was telling you.
Any way here are some quotes by Bill:
“If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.”
“Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.”
“The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people.”
I really enjoy this one:
“I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking.' 'Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!'”
“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”
Any way have you ever heard of him and if so what are your views on him. I will not put you down for your beliefs.
Any way here are some quotes by Bill:
“If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.”
“Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.”
“The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people.”
I really enjoy this one:
“I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking.' 'Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!'”
“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”
Any way have you ever heard of him and if so what are your views on him. I will not put you down for your beliefs.