Funniest revleft users

[Dimentio]

EDIT: Removed obscure drama related funny member nominations to keep the fucking peace among you ingrates, err, comrades. -Sean

[Le Libérer]

I think this would be a great thread if CC members would keep the CC out of it. So please Sam_b dont ruin what could be a fun thread.

[Le Libérer]

I have spent hours laughing my ass off at some of the things TAT says. Literally hours. But its hard to not categorize who fits where. Sean has the funniest rep messages I have ever seen. ANd Dhul, when he used to post more, made me swoon at some of the things he would say. Pure win.
So those are my 3 funniests.

[Dimentio]

I have spent hours laughing my ass off at some of the things TAT says. Literally hours. But its hard to not categorize who fits where. Sean has the funniest rep messages I have ever seen. ANd Dhul, when he used to post more, made me swoon at some of the things he would say. Pure win.
So those are my 3 funniests.

I also appreciate Sean. This_Charming_Man is also funny and often spot-on.

PrairieFire is fun in an unintentional way, but that applies to a lot of anti-revisionists. ^^

[Holden Caulfield]

me (apparently, and who am I to argue with democracy)

[F9]

me (apparently, and who am I to argue with democracy)

:laugh::laugh::laugh:you are not selfish, at all...:laugh::laugh::tt2:

i dont know who is funny, lot of people say funny things in times, but that dont means they are funny.;)
edit:actually after a thread that was discovered from the past, TAT gets the funny award!

[Sean]

Fuserg, especially when he gets pissed off and then his English slips a bit.
Liquid is at her funniest on IRC.
Red Anarchist winding up the STJ club is the funniest shit I've seen on the boards in a while, intentional or not.
Holden can be hilarious too but, the winner would be TAT.

[F9]

Fuserg, especially when he gets pissed off and then his English slips a bit.

Am i doing that? :o
Havent noticed :p

[Le Libérer]

Am i doing that? :o
Havent noticed :p
I find your "matter of fact" approach, then followed by some light hearted statement humorous, then a smiley that follows :P:lol::laugh:

[LOLseph Stalin]

STJ makes me laugh pretty hard. :lol:

[Bright Banana Beard]

STJ, TAT, and BPSocialist.

[Module]

Jazzratt.
And Serpent, through no fault of his own.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

BP socialist for all the wrong reasons the only person who would say

"If the whole bound and gagged naked routine doesn't work once, we try it again and agin and agian until it does"
http://www.revleft.com/vb/would-you-doi-t99917/index.html?t=99917

[LOLseph Stalin]

BP Socialist definitely gets my nomination for the greatest revleft comedian ever.

[Le Libérer]

Removed bickering and references to the CC from this thread.

[Wanted Man]

Certain people can be very entertaining to watch when they are having a shit fight. TAT vs LZ, for instance, or Des vs Bilan.

RNK was funny as well, too bad it turned out to be sexist/racist "funny".

Mao Chi X can be really funny, and not just on RevLeft.

Jazzratt has always been good at totally ripping into people in a very entertaining way, although he unfortunately seems less hormonal nowadays.

Also, a special award to good old EK for this (http://www.revleft.com/vb/do-you-have-t57225/index.html?p=886734#post886734) ancient post that still has me in stitches every time (I was reminded of it a few months ago when someone complained about dumb hypothetical threads).

[BOZG]

TAT wins this hands down.

MCX is up there too.

[Dhul Fiqar]

Stormin Norman! Whatever happened to that guy? He was teh funnay.

[bellyscratch]

STJ always makes me laugh, so does Pirate Utopian and Romantic Revolutionary

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Why the fuck hasnt noixon being mentioned

[Dr Mindbender]

Xiao Banfa made me laugh the most, but you boring old crusties banned him.

[Holden Caulfield]

Why the fuck hasnt noixon being mentioned

due to his being a nerd

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

due to his being a nerd

1) You're on the internet. If I'm a nerd, you're on my turf, jock-boy.

2) If they don't already, "nerds" will more or less rule the world. Barring global catastrophe, this is pretty much inevitable.

3) This means that either way, your kind is an extinct species.

Have a nice day-cycle, meatbag (http://www.sff.net/people/TBisson/meat.html).

[Sean]

Nah, always room for meatbags, Noxxy:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/security.png

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Nah, always room for meatbags, Noxxy:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/security.png

You post a webcomic featuring meatbag vulnerability to drugs and primitive blunt force weaponry as it's essential element, and you somehow think that's an excuse to keep you insects around? :lol:

Hint: the weakest spot in any security system always consists of some grey squishy material.

[Holden Caulfield]

I dont even understand your come back and the subsequent posts, I this proves both our points.

[Sugar Hill Kevis]

I miss Ian's cantankerous demeanor

[Jazzratt]

Jazzratt.


Jazzratt has always been good at totally ripping into people in a very entertaining way, although he unfortunately seems less hormonal nowadays.

Also, a special award to good old EK for this (http://www.revleft.com/vb/do-you-have-t57225/index.html?p=886734#post886734) ancient post that still has me in stitches every time (I was reminded of it a few months ago when someone complained about dumb hypothetical threads).

Haha, well thanks. Looks like I'll need my hormones coursing through my body once more though. I think that entire thread (the one EK posted in) was fucking hilarious but his post was the best.


Why the fuck hasnt noixon being mentioned

I wondered the same thing. People like HOlden are clearly morons with no sense of humour.

[Holden Caulfield]

People like HOlden are clearly morons with no sense of humour. :) clearly.
I spend all my brain energy being an active left-winger trying to change society for the better.
you?

[F9]

:) clearly.
I spend all my brain energy being an active left-winger trying to change society for the better.
you?

Thats something i never expected to hear from you ;p

[Jazzratt]

:) clearly.
I spend all my brain energy being an active left-winger trying to change society for the better.
you?

What little you have is better than nothing, I take it? Thankfully my brain power stretches beyond doing one thing at a time.

[The Feral Underclass]

What little you have is better than nothing, I take it? Thankfully my brain power stretches beyond doing one thing at a time.

Since when have you been a leftwinger actively trying to change society for the better? Being able to role up and drink beer at the same time doesn't count.

[Le Libérer]

Lest we forget the daddy of all dark deadpan humour..... redstar2000!!!

[Bright Banana Beard]

Lest we forget the daddy of all dark deadpan humour..... redstar2000!!!

Oh man, why did I forget him? Now it redstar2000, BPSocialist and TAT.

[al8]

Ulster Socialist. Evidence; http://www.revleft.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1418413&postcount=6

[Angry Young Man]

Apparently I've no sense of humour, so I'm gonna say Rjevan.

[Bilan]

Jazzratt. He is so brutally harsh. Just the thought of it made me chuckle.:lol:
Devrim's frankness and spelling/grammatical corrections make me laugh, too.

[Coggeh]

Not one mention of Coggeh oh i angreh NAIII :mad:


Mindtoaster , Yazman , Bozg and TAT get my votes:D

[Panda Tse Tung]

There's plenty of funny people, but all differently funny.
So I'll just take the best out of every category.

BOZG, BPSocialist, This Wanted Man, Rosa Liechtenstein and Pirate Utopian.

[Pogue]

STJ because everything he says is not serious and he does it so well.

Holden Caulfield because his typing style combined with this general attitude is just funny

I agree with that Fuserg thing about when he gets pissed off and makes those big posts that lament how idiotic we all are and how we need to grow up (I think he's the same age as me).

Devrim is consistently humerous because his posting style takes no bullshit

Rosa completely murks dialetics repeatedly and whenever someone mentions it (s)he has the same sort of introduction which sounds like a magician making his opening line before a performance.

"Now ladies a gentleman, the mythical beats rears its ugly head again..." *LINKS TO OWN WEBSITE 50 TIMES*

Comrade Joe is ridiciuslouly blunt, nonchalant and hilariously aggressive so him too, and BPSocialist was such a joke you couldn't help but laugh.

Theres alot of other funny people too but I can't remember them all.

[RHIZOMES]

Ulster Socialist, TAT and Jazzratt. Although this isn't exactly the best place for humour to be tolerated. :rolleyes:


Xiao Banfa made me laugh the most, but you boring old crusties banned him.

Yeah he made me laugh a lot too. But I go to another board for shitposting.

[Malakangga]

serpent and sajakbunuhaku

[Holden Caulfield]

Im gonna say TAT for helping shut nerds up.
And Noxion and Jazzrat for not replying (yet) which makes it funnier.

[Sean]

Im gonna say TAT for helping shut nerds up.
And Noxion and Jazzrat for not replying (yet) which makes it funnier.
This isn't the Holden Caulfield show and sam_b already made a thread about crying bastards using this as an attack thread. Leave it honey, he's not worth it.

[Holden Caulfield]

[QUOTE=Sean;1419124]This isn't the Holden Caulfield show[QUOTE]

I think we both know that isn't true

[Jazzratt]

And Noxion and Jazzrat for not replying (yet) which makes it funnier.

Perhaps we don't feel the need to protect our fragile egos by entering into a lefty dick measuring contest with a little prick with a chip on his shoulder and a similarly bechipped manchild.

[Holden Caulfield]

Perhaps we don't feel the need to protect our fragile egos by entering into a lefty dick measuring contest with a little prick with a chip on his shoulder and a similarly bechipped manchild.

Is saying that I do more than just talk a good game dick measuring?
Is my being active merely showing off, do you think all members of the working class who partake in political activity, for the benafit of all, is simply for their egos?

loving being compared to TAT, he is a such a wanker and he annoys me greatly, reminds me of my dad kinda, only a gay anarchist.

[Bilan]

Would you all knock it off. Fucking hell.
And stop bragging about your activism.

[Bilan]

I
Is my being active merely showing off, do you think all members of the working class who partake in political activity, for the benafit of all, is simply for their egos?


No, they're saying that bragging about how you're such an activist is equivalent to a dick measuring contest. Activism is not about props, nor is it a competition. If that's why you're active, you're active for all the wrong reasons.

[Holden Caulfield]

No, they're saying that bragging about how you're such an activist is equivalent to a dick measuring contest. Activism is not about props, nor is it a competition. If that's why you're active, you're active for all the wrong reasons.

erm no, silly boy.
Im just venting some of my opinions to those who hang around on internet forums talking about things like sci-fi art, technocracy, and putting people down in belittling fashions. These people should get off their arses, get lives and actually do what they talk about.

TAT summed it up well. Its Lifestylism to talk of anarchism and do nothing for it. Its just a big role playing game where they can argue really well and feel like big men. The likes of HLVS, who has been mocked before for scattered knowledge, is a better anarchist than Jazzrat coz he does something constructive/productive.

The fact I am active is something i enjoy, i feel strongly about not something to brag about, because frankly none of my mates give a shit.

the revolution will not come from witty comments on internet forums.

anybody else wanna argue the point, coz im really bored and avoiding referancing all my essays

[Mindtoaster]

Jazzratt when he tears into people, Holden, Gonzeau, MaoChix, Coggy, etc, etc

[Bilan]

Im just venting some of my opinions to those who hang around on internet forums talking about things like sci-fi art, technocracy, and putting people down in belittling fashions. These people should get off their arses, get lives and actually do what they talk about.

Who are you to make these decisions for them, without any knowledge of them as individuals, their situations, etc.?
Also, theoretical work (aside from the sci-fi art, obviously) is important. Insulting people who use the internet as a means of discussion and education is equivalent to your own accusation against them.
Belittling others...well...pot, meet kettle.


TAT summed it up well. Its Lifestylism to talk of anarchism and do nothing for it. Its just a big role playing game where they can argue really well and feel like big men. The likes of HLVS, who has been mocked before for scattered knowledge, is a better anarchist than Jazzrat coz he does something constructive/productive.


Doing 'something' doesn't mean anything unless that 'something' is conscious of its direction, goal and the necessity of such tactics and the rejection of others.
Activity is nothing without any direction.


The fact I am active is something i enjoy, i feel strongly about not something to brag about, because frankly none of my mates give a shit.

You just bragged above?



the revolution will not come from witty comments on internet forums.

No one has said it will? This is presumptuous nonsense!

anybody else wanna argue the point, coz im really bored and avoiding referancing all my essays[/QUOTE]

[Holden Caulfield]

Doing 'something' doesn't mean anything unless that 'something' is conscious of its direction, goal and the necessity of such tactics and the rejection of others.
Activity is nothing without any direction.
im involved in antifascist work, trade union work, ive been to stop the war but never got involved yet, im involved in Palestine Solidairty work on campus and off, im invovled in the work of my party, im invovled in local anti-privitisation and local anti-racisit groups etc

But yeah your right, im just bragging and what i do is useless.

[Bilan]

im involved in antifascist work, trade union work, ive been to stop the war but never got involved yet, im involved in Palestine Solidairty work on campus and off, im invovled in the work of my party, im invovled in local anti-privitisation and local anti-racisit groups etc

But yeah your right, im just bragging and what i do is useless.

I didn't say what you do is useless. You're deliberately misinterpreting what I said.
You were defending HLVS for having scattered theory, but saying at least he's active; which isn't any better than someone having solid theory and being inactive, because activity for the sake of activity lacks any solid direction.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

You two should have a knife fight.

[Sean]

Stop dragging the thread down with your drama, you gits! Take it to PM the pair of you, noone cares unless thongs and baby oil are involved in this fight.

[Holden Caulfield]

we already discussed it over msn and decided an argument in public would be the best way to fill my bordom.

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

Go for the eyes!

[Communist Theory]

Sean.
I liked his cast for the STJ drama.

[Dóchas]

Stop dragging the thread down with your drama, you gits! Take it to PM the pair of you, noone cares unless thongs and baby oil are involved in this fight.

or spaghetti? :thumbup1:


http://urbanopinion.net/myPictures/soppgi.jpg

[Sasha]

noone cares unless thongs and baby oil are involved in this fight.


eeeeeuw! cant it be jeans and olive oil?

http://turkishwrestling.web.infoseek.co.jp/Main/images/ed014.jpg
turkish oil wrestling, now thats hot :blushing:

[LOLseph Stalin]

I forgot to add this earlier, but the user Communist Theory is hilarious!

[Blackscare]

or spaghetti? :thumbup1:


http://urbanopinion.net/myPictures/soppgi.jpg


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeww

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I don't understand why slopping about in foodstuffs is considered remotely enjoyable. Food belongs in my stomach, not plastered all over my clothes and body in a sticky, lumpy, slimy, smelly mess. Plus the idea of all that food being contaminated with people's hairs and bodily fluids quite frankly makes me nauseous. Not to mention also that getting sugary crap all over one's genital areas is an open invitation to a yeast infection.

[Dóchas]

Not to mention also that getting sugary crap all over one's genital areas is an open invitation to a yeast infection.

dude its spaghetti, not candy floss :p

[Pirate turtle the 11th]

You dont get sugar in spag bog

[Blackscare]

Well actually adding sugar is an important part of making sauce.


I'm all for a good old fashioned jello fight, but spagetti sauce is just about the nastiest shit I could think to roll about in (except brown gravy, perhaps). Not to mention, spagetti itself is the shit they put in bowls to simulate brains on halloween. Gross all around.

[Wanted Man]

I don't understand why slopping about in foodstuffs is considered remotely enjoyable. Food belongs in my stomach, not plastered all over my clothes and body in a sticky, lumpy, slimy, smelly mess. Plus the idea of all that food being contaminated with people's hairs and bodily fluids quite frankly makes me nauseous. Not to mention also that getting sugary crap all over one's genital areas is an open invitation to a yeast infection.
Agreed. Half-nude people soap wrestling is nice, though.

[YSR]

As if there's competition: Jazzratt and TAT.

Although actually Sean is particularly biting too, though I guess I hadn't noticed it prior to his adminship.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

dude its spaghetti, not candy floss :p


You dont get sugar in spag bog

The stuff looks like tinned spaghetti, which to my knowledge has rather a lot of sugar in it.

[F9]

I agree with that Fuserg thing about when he gets pissed off and makes those big posts that lament how idiotic we all are and how we need to grow up (I think he's the same age as me).

I dont know how old you are, but i think we are close.
Anw hear that point of myself again and again, but i need some "proves" :p Any quote of the "fury" misspelling Fuser?Before like 6 months dont counts as i didnt spell well, fury or not :p(Basically i still dont spell that good but anw :lol:)

[Knight of Cydonia]

every Admins and Mods who abusing their power was the funniest revleft users ever......

[Black Dagger]

He's not around anymore but Entrails Confetti was always good for a laugh, especially his cartoons.

[apathy maybe]

Aww, I forgot that this sort of stuff was in the CC. I could only remember the shit (which, when I left) was a lot).

Heh, does faces to names still exist?

[Holden Caulfield]

Heh, does faces to names still exist?
well... Malte removed it (for bullshit paternalist reasons), then allowed a vote whether we should have it or not. We voted to keep it. I posted a new thread and a picture and Malte in all his majestic wisdom removed it and gave me warning points.

Revleft is not a democracy! Although they will give the illusion that it is until something goes against what the head honcho wants.

[apathy maybe]

well... Malte removed it (for bullshit paternalist reasons), then allowed a vote whether we should have it or not. We voted to keep it. I posted a new thread and a picture and Malte in all his majestic wisdom removed it and gave me warning points.

Revleft is not a democracy! Although they will give the illusion that it is until something goes against what the head honcho wants.

Well, you are an ugly ****, so heh, whatever.

(And seriously, posting pictures of yourself online, bad idea. Even in the "secret" CC. I could easily impersonate a Marxist for 200 posts (if I could be fucked), or even just use a little social engineering to get someone's password. And for folks with more resources than I, they could just break into the CC real easy like. I wouldn't be surprised if at least one of the CC members who never posts (but remains active) isn't actually a right-winger. After all, once you have 200 posts, that's it. Hang out in politics and worker's struggle posting short posts (but not too short), sometimes post in learning a simple question, or answer a simple question, no real knowledge needed.)

[Holden Caulfield]

Well, you are an ugly ****, so heh, whatever.

(And seriously, posting pictures of yourself online, bad idea. Even in the "secret" CC. I could easily impersonate a Marxist for 200 posts (if I could be fucked), or even just use a little social engineering to get someone's password. And for folks with more resources than I, they could just break into the CC real easy like. I wouldn't be surprised if at least one of the CC members who never posts (but remains active) isn't actually a right-winger. After all, once you have 200 posts, that's it. Hang out in politics and worker's struggle posting short posts (but not too short), sometimes post in learning a simple question, or answer a simple question, no real knowledge needed.)

My political views will be well known to anybody who would want to beat me up for them, since i am an active person, being behind a stall in town or out on an action, having a facebook or whatever bring the same risks and i know them.

The state can hack any computer they want.

Redwatch and the like is bullshit,
The state can get my details in a heartbeat,
and what do I care if an infiltrator gets my picture they dont know where I live or who I am (if they did they would probably know my views), at least the existence of the CC means they have to do some work before they get it.

Faces to the names for the win