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[Communist Theory]

This (http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Quizzes/BeliefOMatic.aspx) is such a bullshit quiz I hate how they add onto the logical answers.
not sure.
or not important.
I am a Secular Humanist the quiz tells me.
Also almost a Liberal Quaker.

[Pirate Utopian]

Nontheist.

[Panda Tse Tung]

I had 100% secular humanist.

[GracchusBabeuf]

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (96%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (90%)
4. New Age (86%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (84%):laugh: Gave weird answers to all questions. So, I'm both neo-pagan and christian. :laugh:

[Angry Young Man]

I was hoping for a joke quiz. Now I know it's intended seriously, you can go bollocks.

[Communist Theory]

I was hoping for a joke quiz. Now I know it's intended seriously, you can go bollocks.
To make you Happy. (http://www.makemeamerica.com/religionizer/)

[Dust Bunnies]

I'm a secular humanist. Yay me?

[Angry Young Man]

You meant well, but it did tend toward Jewish and Islamic stereotypes. Furthermore, they kept trying to convert me to Judaism.

[Sam_b]

Universal Utilitarianism, apparently. As well as being 75% close to Reform Judaism.

Certainly interesting!

[JerseyDevil]

I got Some kind of Buddhism. I forget which, I closed the page already.

[RedAnarchist]

1. Unitarian Universalism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Unitarian-Universalists-Believe.aspx) (100%)

2. Secular Humanism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Secular-Humanists-Believe.aspx) (96%)

3. Neo-Pagan (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Neo-Pagans-Believe.aspx) (80%)

4. Liberal Quakers (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Liberal-Quakers-Believe.aspx) (80%)

5. Theravada Buddhism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Theravada-Buddhists-Believe.aspx) (76%)

6. Nontheist (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Atheists-Agnostics-Believe.aspx) (70%)

7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Liberal-Protestants-Believe.aspx) (66%)

8. New Age (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-New-Agers-Believe.aspx) (65%)

9. Reform Judaism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Reform-Jews-Believe.aspx) (55%)

10. Mahayana Buddhism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Mahayana-Buddhists-Believe.aspx) (52%)

11. Taoism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Taoists-Believe.aspx) (50%)

12. Baha'i Faith (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/Bahai/What-Bahs-Believe.aspx) (39%)

13. Orthodox Quaker (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Orthodox-Quakers-Believe.aspx) (39%)

14. Sikhism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Sikhs-Believe.aspx) (39%)

15. New Thought (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-New-Thought-Practitioners-Believe.aspx) (34%)

16. Scientology (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Scientologists-Believe.aspx) (32%)

17. Jainism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Jains-Believe.aspx) (30%)

18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Latter-Day-Saints-Mormons-Believe.aspx) (26%)

19. Orthodox Judaism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Orthodox-Jews-Believe.aspx) (26%)

20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Christian-Scientists-Believe.aspx) (23%)

21. Hinduism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Hindus-Believe.aspx) (19%)

22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Conservative-Protestants-Believe.aspx) (19%)

23. Eastern Orthodox (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Eastern-Orthodox-Christians-Believe.aspx) (17%)

24. Islam (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Muslims-Believe.aspx) (17%)

25. Roman Catholic (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Catholics-Believe.aspx) (17%)

26. Seventh Day Adventist (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Seventh-Day-Adventists-Believe.aspx) (16%)

27. Jehovah's Witness (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Jehovahs-Witnesses-Believe.aspx) (6%)

[Coggeh]

1. Secular Humanism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Secular-Humanists-Believe.aspx) (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Unitarian-Universalists-Believe.aspx) (89%)

3. Nontheist (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Atheists-Agnostics-Believe.aspx) (86%)

4. Theravada Buddhism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Theravada-Buddhists-Believe.aspx) (73%)

5. Liberal Quakers (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Liberal-Quakers-Believe.aspx) (68%)

6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Liberal-Protestants-Believe.aspx) (59%)

7. Neo-Pagan (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Neo-Pagans-Believe.aspx) (58%)

8. Reform Judaism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Reform-Jews-Believe.aspx) (47%)

9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Latter-Day-Saints-Mormons-Believe.aspx) (41%)

10. New Age (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-New-Agers-Believe.aspx) (40%)

[Invincible Summer]

Unitarian Universalism? But I don't even believe in 3/4 of what the description details

[Hoxhaist]

Wow, a Sikh!
1. Sikhism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Sikhs-Believe.aspx) (100%) 2. Unitarian Universalism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Unitarian-Universalists-Believe.aspx) (95%) 3. Hinduism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Hindus-Believe.aspx) (94%) 4. Neo-Pagan (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Neo-Pagans-Believe.aspx) (92%) 5. Orthodox Judaism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Orthodox-Jews-Believe.aspx) (91%) 6. Reform Judaism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Reform-Jews-Believe.aspx) (86%) 7. Liberal Quakers (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Liberal-Quakers-Believe.aspx) (85%) 8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Liberal-Protestants-Believe.aspx) (82%) 9. Mahayana Buddhism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Mahayana-Buddhists-Believe.aspx) (79%) 10. Islam (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Muslims-Believe.aspx) (76%) 11. Jainism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Jains-Believe.aspx) (74%) 12. Baha'i Faith (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/Bahai/What-Bahs-Believe.aspx) (72%) 13. Eastern Orthodox (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Eastern-Orthodox-Christians-Believe.aspx) (69%) 14. New Age (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-New-Agers-Believe.aspx) (69%) 15. Roman Catholic (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Catholics-Believe.aspx) (69%) 16. Seventh Day Adventist (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Seventh-Day-Adventists-Believe.aspx) (68%) 17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Conservative-Protestants-Believe.aspx) (66%) 18. Theravada Buddhism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Theravada-Buddhists-Believe.aspx) (62%) 19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Latter-Day-Saints-Mormons-Believe.aspx) (60%) 20. Scientology (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Scientologists-Believe.aspx) (60%) 21. Orthodox Quaker (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Orthodox-Quakers-Believe.aspx) (58%) 22. New Thought (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-New-Thought-Practitioners-Believe.aspx) (56%) 23. Secular Humanism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Secular-Humanists-Believe.aspx) (54%) 24. Taoism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Taoists-Believe.aspx) (52%) 25. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Christian-Scientists-Believe.aspx) (48%) 26. Jehovah's Witness (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Jehovahs-Witnesses-Believe.aspx) (48%) 27. Nontheist (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Atheists-Agnostics-Believe.aspx) (42%)

[Bright Banana Beard]

1. Nontheist (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Atheists-Agnostics-Believe.aspx) (100%) 2. Unitarian Universalism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Unitarian-Universalists-Believe.aspx) (96%) 3. Secular Humanism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Secular-Humanists-Believe.aspx) (95%) 4. Theravada Buddhism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Theravada-Buddhists-Believe.aspx) (89%) 5. Neo-Pagan (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Neo-Pagans-Believe.aspx) (78%)

[MarxSchmarx]

bo~gus. What a Christian/athiest biased quiz. More eager to pigeon-hole people than anything else.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

My results:

1. Secular Humanism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Secular-Humanists-Believe.aspx) (100%)
2. Nontheist (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Atheists-Agnostics-Believe.aspx) (92%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Unitarian-Universalists-Believe.aspx) (92%)
4. Liberal Quakers (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Liberal-Quakers-Believe.aspx) (71%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Liberal-Protestants-Believe.aspx) (66%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Theravada-Buddhists-Believe.aspx) (65%)
7. Neo-Pagan (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Neo-Pagans-Believe.aspx) (64%)
8. Reform Judaism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Reform-Jews-Believe.aspx) (56%)
9. Taoism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Taoists-Believe.aspx) (49%)
10. New Age (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-New-Agers-Believe.aspx) (43%)
11. Sikhism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Sikhs-Believe.aspx) (41%)
12. Scientology (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Scientologists-Believe.aspx) (40%)
13. New Thought (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-New-Thought-Practitioners-Believe.aspx) (37%)
14. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Latter-Day-Saints-Mormons-Believe.aspx) (34%)
15. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Conservative-Protestants-Believe.aspx) (33%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Orthodox-Quakers-Believe.aspx) (31%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Christian-Scientists-Believe.aspx) (30%)
18. Baha'i Faith (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/Bahai/What-Bahs-Believe.aspx) (29%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Mahayana-Buddhists-Believe.aspx) (28%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Seventh-Day-Adventists-Believe.aspx) (24%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Eastern-Orthodox-Christians-Believe.aspx) (24%)
22. Islam (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Muslims-Believe.aspx) (24%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Orthodox-Jews-Believe.aspx) (24%)
24. Roman Catholic (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Catholics-Believe.aspx) (24%)
25. Hinduism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Hindus-Believe.aspx) (12%)
26. Jainism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Jains-Believe.aspx) (11%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Jehovahs-Witnesses-Believe.aspx) (4%)

Not really surprising, but Unitarian Universalists sound like a load of airy-fairy wishy-washy pushovers. It's also funny that Jehovah's Witnesses came last, as I love debating with them when they come a-knockin'.

[apathy maybe]

For the convert one, it gave me Atheist. I converted, and it congratulated me. :blink: I was already an atheist.

For the other one:
1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (100%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (80%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (80%)
5. Neo-Pagan (45%)
6. Liberal Quakers (42%)
7. Taoism (25%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (15%)
9. New Age (12%)
Everything else, 0%

Always pick the "no supernatural" option (or, "not sure" option), and "not applicable". Also, all my answers had "high" priority. *shrug*

[Stranger Than Paradise]

According to this I'm a Secular Humanist

[Sarah Palin]

haha I got christianity after a couple of times and it wouldn't allow me to go again.

Edit: not on the real quiz. on the stephen colbert religionizer.

[Pirate Utopian]

The random religion thing said I was an atheist too. At the first go. :cool:

[commyrebel]

1. Mahayana Buddhism (100%)
2. Theravada Buddhism (97%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
4. Liberal Quakers (92%)
5. Neo-Pagan (90%)

lol i am a Buddhist but i do not have a particular path

[LOLseph Stalin]

To make you Happy. (http://www.makemeamerica.com/religionizer/)

You just made me Muslim. :p

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Communist Theory turned me into a Jew!

Sounds like a Daily Mail headline.

...wait, that's bad.

[Malakangga]

islam.
generally,socialist libertarian moslem,haha.....

[Communist Theory]

Communist Theory turned me into a Jew!

Sounds like a Daily Mail headline.

...wait, that's bad.
Well haven't you read the Protocol of the Elders Zion?
All Communists are Jews.
:p

[Panda Tse Tung]

Actually it insisted i turned Hindu, so eventually i gave in.

[Glenn Beck]

1. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (http://www.anonym.to/?http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Christian-Scientists-Believe.aspx) (100%)


Go figure, eh?

[Angry Young Man]

Quiz was crap. Don't bother with it.

[hugsandmarxism]

That was lame.

[Angry Young Man]

There's a certain word that means concurrence. It's not accord, but it does begin with A. Now what is that bloody word?

[Revy]

Atheists usually get very similar results on this quiz. I've taken it probably dozens of times.

[hugsandmarxism]

There's a certain word that means concurrence. It's not accord, but it does begin with A. Now what is that bloody word?

The only A word this quiz is making me think about is "asinine."

[dez]

1. Unitarian Universalism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Unitarian-Universalists-Believe.aspx) (100%) 2. Secular Humanism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Secular-Humanists-Believe.aspx) (96%) 3. Theravada Buddhism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Theravada-Buddhists-Believe.aspx) (80%) 4. Liberal Quakers (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Liberal-Quakers-Believe.aspx) (77%) 5. Nontheist (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Atheists-Agnostics-Believe.aspx) (75%) 6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Liberal-Protestants-Believe.aspx) (68%) 7. Neo-Pagan (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Neo-Pagans-Believe.aspx) (65%) 8. Taoism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Taoists-Believe.aspx) (58%) 9. Reform Judaism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Reform-Jews-Believe.aspx) (53%) 10. Sikhism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Sikhs-Believe.aspx) (51%) 11. Mahayana Buddhism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Mahayana-Buddhists-Believe.aspx) (50%) 12. New Age (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-New-Agers-Believe.aspx) (47%) 13. Scientology (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Scientologists-Believe.aspx) (44%) 14. New Thought (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-New-Thought-Practitioners-Believe.aspx) (41%) 15. Baha'i Faith (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/Bahai/What-Bahs-Believe.aspx) (35%) 16. Orthodox Quaker (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Orthodox-Quakers-Believe.aspx) (35%) 17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Christian-Scientists-Believe.aspx) (34%) 18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Latter-Day-Saints-Mormons-Believe.aspx) (33%) 19. Jainism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Jains-Believe.aspx) (30%) 20. Hinduism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Hindus-Believe.aspx) (28%) 21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Conservative-Protestants-Believe.aspx) (26%) 22. Eastern Orthodox (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Eastern-Orthodox-Christians-Believe.aspx) (24%) 23. Islam (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Muslims-Believe.aspx) (24%) 24. Orthodox Judaism (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Orthodox-Jews-Believe.aspx) (24%) 25. Roman Catholic (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Catholics-Believe.aspx) (24%) 26. Seventh Day Adventist (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Seventh-Day-Adventists-Believe.aspx) (16%) 27. Jehovah's Witness (http://www.beliefnet.com/Faiths/2001/06/What-Jehovahs-Witnesses-Believe.aspx) (6%)

[Al Kaline]

yea I got unitarian universalism also

[Pirate Utopian]

That's just a hobby.

[ZeroNowhere]

1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (100%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (83%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (65%)
5. Liberal Quakers (46%)
6. Neo-Pagan (32%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (23%)
8. Taoism (17%)
9. New Age (6%)

Also, I just got converted to an atheist. Amazing.

[gorillafuck]

Communist Theory turned me into a Jew!

Sounds like a Daily Mail headline.

...wait, that's bad.
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Communist Theory]

Communism apparently turns you into a Jew.
. . .apparently

[LOLseph Stalin]

Communism apparently turns you into a Jew.
. . .apparently

Considering both Marx and Trotsky were Jews...