Advice for Passing Drug Tests

[TheCultofAbeLincoln]

Problem: THC

I've been drinking a ton of water, along with alcohol every few days (which I hear helps clean you out).

Any advice would be most welcome.


Serious responses only please.

[which doctor]

Assuming it's a piss test, try buying some synthetic urine or get clean urine from a friend. Drinking a ton of water doesn't help that much since THC is fat soluble, not water soluble. Drinking a bunch of water will only help you if you do it right before the test, so your urine will be diluted.

[TheCultofAbeLincoln]

Hmmm, that's interesting.

I'm not going to be able to use fake urine, I'm afraid. It's the kind of test where a dude is standing over your shoulder.

edit: regarding the fact that it is fat soluble, do you believe losing a some weight would help out in any significant way?

[Sasha]

no it would probily make it worse the moment you lose weight.

when a mate of mine was in professional sports her doctor adviced here to be safe too just leave the drugs aside for 3 monts before an international match (THC is not an banned substance in sports here), but from your posts it doesnt sound you have such a time frame.
opiates take the longest time too leave your body, acid is the fastest, THC is somewhere in between.

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Drink lots of red food dye and scream when you pee.

[Pogue]

Drink lots of red food dye and scream when you pee.

lmfao

[Communist Theory]

Well I've heard that drinking tea made out of ginseng really does the trick that and gatorade right before I can't remember the exact order you do it but you drink ginseng tea, bitter root tea, bitter root and ginseng tea and a shit load of gatorade the night before you gotta pee each out before you drink the next item but it works I've been told.

[which doctor]

Hmmm, that's interesting.

I'm not going to be able to use fake urine, I'm afraid. It's the kind of test where a dude is standing over your shoulder.
Well then I'm afraid to tell you that you're out of luck. I've failed drug tests before, it's no fun. Hopefully one day we will live in a more enlightened society where we can be trusted to do what we want with our bodies.

[The Feral Underclass]

Not taking the drug in the first place would probably help you have a clean drugs test.

[CheFighter777]

I drank a bunch of prune juice with Goldenseal pills and passed a drug test a while back. You need at least 3 days to purify your body for it to work though.

It cleaned out weed, cocaine, and crack out of my system!!!

Been clean since 1997, BTW without any 12 step programs, or rehab!!!!! :thumbup1:

[TheCultofAbeLincoln]

My coworker is giving me a 15-day cleanse kit and a herbal detox.

I sleep so much better at night now.


opiates take the longest time too leave your body, acid is the fastest, THC is somewhere in between. Really? I'd always heard opiates were 72-hours, like coke, and that acid required a spinal tap to check. Don't know how true those are though.

Haven't done any 'cid in a while. One of those things I do once and really don't get an urge to do for at least 6 months or so. Now, I could eat some caps and stems once a week, easily, if you know what I mean.


THC is not an banned substance in sports here

How is it viewed in regular society? I've never been to Amsterdam, but from what I heard from people who have gone it sounds quite liberal that way.

We're making progress here. Obama said the feds will no interfere with state laws so Cali's medical marijuana dispensiaries are safe.

[TheCultofAbeLincoln]

Not taking the drug in the first place would probably help you have a clean drugs test.

Being a boring recluse and never leaving the house would definitely lower your chances of death in a car accident.


At least here my po gave me a heads-up, I just forgot to pay off one too many tickets and ended up having to report every month. Why the fuck they are giving me a drug test because of such is beyond logic, but I do live in TX and should have expected it LoL.

[Bitter Ashes]

I had to take a drugs test once and I'd been smoking weed like 3 days earlier and somehow I didnt get caught. I wasnt expecting the test, so I dont like have any advice I'm afraid. I guess the point I'm trying to make is that it's possible you could get lucky :blushing:

[TheCultofAbeLincoln]

Well, you could at least wish me luck then! No, just kidding lucky is my middle name :)

Unless I'm driving through Oklahoma. Then I attract the pigs like fresh slop.

[Sasha]

How is it viewed in regular society? I've never been to Amsterdam, but from what I heard from people who have gone it sounds quite liberal that way.


since we have a christian domininated goverment we are a bit under fire again but our liberal drug-policy is so well established we should be fine.

legaly we make an difrence between soft- (weed, hash) hard- (almost everything else) and legaldrugs (quat, some herbal stuff, untill recently mushrooms).
possesion and sale of hard drugs is banned, possesion of a user amount of soft-drugs is legal, growing big ammounts is illegal, sale is illegal but "gedoogd" (tolerated) if you are the owner of a coffeeshop (specialised weed&hash seller).

in general (read the big cities) weed&hash is considerd less of a problem than alcohol and people act acordingly.
if it was not for our fellow EU members, growing & sale would have been laglised a long time ago.

[TheCultofAbeLincoln]

Thanks, that's interesting.

And despite it's flaws, I have to say I am envious of a populace which sees weed as less of a problem than alcohol. Considering the thousand of people who die here every year because of drunk driving (not to mention angry drunks, alcohol poisoning, and lack of a functioning liver) it makes a lot of sense. Too much to be accepted in the US :lol: :(

[redSHARP]

i heard vinegar helps or some shit like that. try taking something legal to ruin the tests.