Comrade B
16th April 2009, 03:06
due to the republicans' new idea for fighting tax raises by "tea-bagging Obama," I have come up with some mottos for republican movements, it is up to them to come up with what to do with them
Sack Tapping Obama
-Sending bags to Obama, demanding he fill it with money and send it back to them, in the forefather's tradition of carrying things in sacks
Sucking for money
-Send thousands of sticky lolipops to the whitehouse, getting stuck on everything
Jerking Democrats
-Tie strings to your tax forms and attach them to your house, forcing the the post officers to jerk the tax forms off the house to collect them
Getting Off Obama
Become self dependent, hide your money, lie on your income forms
and finally, the big rally they will hold to conclude the event
Mass o' Christic Circle Jerk, now with Donkeys!
Thousands of Christ loving republicans parade in DC on donkeys, jerking the gate open and raiding the white house to demand their taxes back, attacking the the security with floppy pool noodles dipped in white paint until they give in and the president personally blows them all.
Sack Tapping Obama
-Sending bags to Obama, demanding he fill it with money and send it back to them, in the forefather's tradition of carrying things in sacks
Sucking for money
-Send thousands of sticky lolipops to the whitehouse, getting stuck on everything
Jerking Democrats
-Tie strings to your tax forms and attach them to your house, forcing the the post officers to jerk the tax forms off the house to collect them
Getting Off Obama
Become self dependent, hide your money, lie on your income forms
and finally, the big rally they will hold to conclude the event
Mass o' Christic Circle Jerk, now with Donkeys!
Thousands of Christ loving republicans parade in DC on donkeys, jerking the gate open and raiding the white house to demand their taxes back, attacking the the security with floppy pool noodles dipped in white paint until they give in and the president personally blows them all.