If you could choose a voice to narrate your life [Archive]

which doctor

13th April 2009, 00:16

I'd have to go with Ira Glass, he has an absolutely beautiful voice.

Pirate Utopian

13th April 2009, 00:25

Anybody with a thick Jamaican accent will be fine.

mykittyhasaboner

13th April 2009, 00:27

Someone with a voice box.

Bright Banana Beard

13th April 2009, 00:32

David made me sleepy, but to keep it interesting, I would have to go to in Spanish, with strong Central American accent.

Hoxhaist

13th April 2009, 00:34

James Earl Jones or Javier Bardem

scarletghoul

13th April 2009, 00:35

Leonard Cohen.

Communist Theory

13th April 2009, 00:47

Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky.
I might go with Trotsky and Stalin just to hear them argue on how my life is meant to be lived.

Pirate Utopian

13th April 2009, 00:49

Leonard Cohen.
Zzzzz.....:sleep:

scarletghoul

13th April 2009, 01:01

come on, his voice is the best
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Sean

13th April 2009, 01:04

Hunter S. Thompson, or at least Johnny Depp doing his impression of him.
EDIT: Added him through ops abuse. ;)

Pirate Utopian

13th April 2009, 01:13

come on, his voice is the best
XbeItR8NTks

Dust Bunnies

13th April 2009, 01:20

Jim Earl Jones (Darth Vader)

Rosa Provokateur

13th April 2009, 01:35

I'd want the narrator from Dukes of Hazzard; "Now them Hazzard boys'd better start flappin their wings":cool:

13th April 2009, 02:03

Cilla Black!

Patchd

13th April 2009, 02:23

Sean Connery. You fools! ^Also, good option, even though she's a Tory. :D

h0m0revolutionary

13th April 2009, 02:29

I think David Attenborough has a really sexy vioce *twiddles thumbs* :blushing:

Raúl Duke

13th April 2009, 02:43

Hunter S Thompson (or Johnny Depps interpretation of him), especially during the college part of my life, and a voice in Puerto Rican Spanish for some parts, specifically pre-2006, of this life. Perhaps Morgan Freeman at some later portion of my life.

redSHARP

13th April 2009, 03:07

morgan freeman has the greatest voice ever.
i also would have gone with the voice over from the wonder years.

jake williams

13th April 2009, 04:04

Hugo Chavez. Awesome voice.

Patchd

13th April 2009, 04:13

Hugo Chavez. Awesome voice.
Sorry but Sean Connery's voice dropkick's Chavez's one to the ground! :D

Wanted Man

13th April 2009, 09:50

The Cuban ambassador to the Netherlands, in his best English! :o

Or Adam Curtis.

Angry Young Man

13th April 2009, 09:52

I can't believe your crassness in not putting in Michael Gambon, John Hurt or Jeremy Irons! As in, the people for whom Claudius was made!!

But I'll say Brian Blessed.

Killfacer

13th April 2009, 17:23

Either Vin Deisel or Ian Mckellen.

Chapter 24

13th April 2009, 17:41

Morgan Freeman would be cool.

Or Wynton Marsalis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u1fT-vMm9M

Dr Mindbender

13th April 2009, 20:18

Richard Burton.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8JLqsbK5V0

fitz

13th April 2009, 20:46

Patrick Stewart by a country mile!
His voice just screams suave-ness :cool:

Angry Young Man

13th April 2009, 20:49

Come on, Hurt owns Patrick Stewart! So fantastic is his voice that Jonathan Woth asked him to read a Dylan Thomas poem, and he's not even Welsh!

Speaking of the Welsh, Anthony Hopkins also has a remarkable voice.

Primus_Raven

13th April 2009, 20:58

Boris Karloff

mykittyhasaboner

14th April 2009, 00:45

Ned Gerblanski
(http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/150462/?searchterm=Ned)

The Feral Underclass

14th April 2009, 01:13

Good question.

I went with Morgan Freeman. I think his voice is awesome. He also played god.

which doctor

14th April 2009, 03:34

Werner Herzog wouldn't be too bad either.

I can't believe more people aren't going with Ira Glass, that man can make me cry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q853WCafM5c&feature=related

LOLseph Stalin

14th April 2009, 06:51

Barack Obama. I like his voice, ok. :rolleyes:

An archist

14th April 2009, 10:47

Ian Mckellen obviously.

Angry Young Man

14th April 2009, 11:33

FFS who'd pick Ian McKellen over John Hurt?

Your best bet's to pick Rory Bremner, so he can change depending on the situation.

But youtube Neil Oliver, Coast. Then all will want him.

Jack

15th April 2009, 16:19

Tom Brokaw

Bilan

15th April 2009, 16:22

David.

ÑóẊîöŉ

15th April 2009, 16:32

Mine would be Christopher Lee or Liam Neeson.

But I'll say BRIAN BLESSED.

Fix't.

Angry Young Man

16th April 2009, 01:18

Mine would be Christopher Lee or Liam Neeson.

Fix't.
Wh what did I do wrong?

Robespierre2.0

16th April 2009, 01:36

William Bourroughs

Coggeh

16th April 2009, 05:51

Tim Pigott-Smith

DEFINITELY :D

Malakangga

16th April 2009, 13:46

Pramoedya Ananta Toer

Dóchas

16th April 2009, 13:49

Jim Earl Jones (Darth Vader)

DAMN YOU!!!!!!!! :crying:

ÑóẊîöŉ

16th April 2009, 14:18

Wh what did I do wrong?

This (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitleijqobqvle9an?from=Main.BrianBlessed).

Magdalen

16th April 2009, 15:10

Jackie Mason, in spite of his fascistic Zionist tendencies, and his alleged links to the BNP. He just has such a great accent. :cool:

Guerrilla22

16th April 2009, 17:09

James earl Jones, the voice of darth Vader.

jake williams

16th April 2009, 20:44

Mumia Abu-Jamal.

Angry Young Man

16th April 2009, 20:53

I'll have Morissey sing it.

Invincible Summer

20th April 2009, 01:27

Gilbert Gottfried (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD1dc74QMPM) by far! :cool:

Seriously though, I'd say Jemaine Clement for earlier part of my life, then Patrick Stewart for the rest.

gorillafuck

21st April 2009, 19:10

Steve Urkel

S.O.I

21st April 2009, 19:15

whats the name of that old guy with the white hair that used to narrate for that BBC nature program..? that would be so fucking hilarious, my life would become some sort of wierd documentary

that or ice cube.

Angry Young Man

21st April 2009, 19:59

David Attenborough.

Trystan

21st April 2009, 20:05

William Burroughs. He had that awesome mid-western accent.