I Need a Band Name - badly [Archive]

I Bow 4 Che

27th June 2002, 23:35

Ok well I'm the lead singer and guitar player of a punk-rock/alt-rock band. We finnaly got a gig this weekend at a party but there sort of a problem...WE DONT FUCKING HAVE A NAME! I could really use help. I was thinking something like "Malevolent" or "Pud Monkey" but ugh..I know we already had a topic like this awhile back so I apologize that I couldnt find it and bump it up...please help...

MJM

28th June 2002, 01:16

Here's some:

Licker

Volume

Felt

crying shame

terror

plastic envy

ivory chicane

lust eater

heart transplant

I shot jesus

the famous

fornication friday

the new black

Hayduke

28th June 2002, 11:16

Chaos Generator

Anonymous

28th June 2002, 11:35

how about Drugstore cowboys
or Dum
Charlie dont surf or apocalypse later

deimos

28th June 2002, 14:57

coffeshop costumers
kaputtnicks

guerrillaradio

28th June 2002, 15:50

The Bleeding ****s!!!

Xvall

28th June 2002, 17:24

West Bank...

ILoveShrub

28th June 2002, 20:07

Bloody Jenin

Rob

28th June 2002, 20:31

how about King JubJub?

Bakunjin

28th June 2002, 23:02

Dead Bush?

Fires of History

28th June 2002, 23:04

MJM had some good ones!

Also:

Stepping Lightly On The Throat of God

Mainframe

Spud Monkeys With Ketchup

The Cat's Ass

Laura's Bad Ass *****es

Laura & The Demon Spiders

DJ Laura featuring Digital Echo

Readymade Mosh Pit

Hammerkleiser

The Uprise

Germ-i-Nation

Rosey Palms

The Stoned Bagpipers

Defrag

Cobra Commander

CoversCoversCovers

*All names actually better suited for electronica groups.

Bakunjin

28th June 2002, 23:09

I would say that "The Uprise" would be better for a Reggae band

peaccenicked

29th June 2002, 04:55

Trojan Horse.
Fire with fire
Fluff
The Fourth world
Dandruff
Off the Cuff
Stuff
Enuff enuff

Borincano

29th June 2002, 06:59

Quote: from guerrillaradio on 9:50 am on June 28, 2002
The Bleeding ****s!!!

LMAO!!! Good one!

Well, my suggestion for a band name would be, THE COCK SUCKERS. Naw, too explicit.

Maybe the, CUM SWALLOWERS! Too vulgar?

Maybe, the FLAMMING HOMOS!

Ok, seriously, why not the THE RADICALS!? It could work.... ;)

(Edited by Borincano at 1:01 am on June 29, 2002)

suffianr

29th June 2002, 17:59

I had a punk band once called The Chutneys, because most of us in the band have some sort of Indian ancestry shit going on. Silly names are ok, I guess, just as long as its not something like the Vengaboys or Abba or some other wierd shit...I heard of a friend's band called Greystoke, once, it seems they were called that because the drummer used to spank the monkey before a major gig! Must have been a nervous little fella...

I Bow 4 Che

29th June 2002, 19:43

Thank you sooo much guys! I reviewed all the names and showed them to my bandmembers we came up with a long list of ones we liked and I think we know what we're gonna be called...

guerrillaradio

29th June 2002, 23:01

Quote: from I Bow 4 Che on 7:43 pm on June 29, 2002
Thank you sooo much guys! I reviewed all the names and showed them to my bandmembers we came up with a long list of ones we liked and I think we know what we're gonna be called...

There was only one real competitor in this race. I'll look out for The Bleeding ****s in years to come then ;)

Fires of History

30th June 2002, 01:18

What name did you decide on!?

ratm545

1st July 2002, 02:41

trash cans without lids

El Brujo

1st July 2002, 23:38

I would say Crooked Stool but thats my band's name. I would suggest something like "Marxist Millitia" or "Shitlers Lowest Reich" if your political, if not then something like "Bad Rubbish".

man in the red suit

2nd July 2002, 01:48

I got some.

the decisive fecal monkeys

green rat baby bonkers

purple horse diapers

penalized produce cauldron

rabid skank

doogles

stomp wave terror of doom

mindless fruit

stuffings of horror

Do ya like? I made them myself

(Edited by man in the red suit at 1:49 am on July 2, 2002)

2nd July 2002, 05:29

I was in a band for about 5 years and we always joked that perfect name would be:

FREE BEER

We would be bound to get people to come....

Or try these:

The Shitty Shitties

The Ignorant Geniuses

FAH-Q

Die, Capitalists, Die

The Dummies

Mr. Happy

Oh Shit!!!

just a few to think on........

j

I Bow 4 Che

3rd July 2002, 04:35

Sorry Ive been gone for awhile and didn't have time to reply to your posts but some of the bandmembers came up with tons of other names so now im having an even harder problem, for the gig we just didn't have one it was kind of weird but it sort of worked...heres the long list of names we had in mind...

Bevmo

Involuntary Sex Camel

Thorax Justice Dispenser

Bad Elevator Sex

Wheelchair Getaway Drivers

accidental goatees]

Sex With Falcons

facist lemonade

Mint Organ

The Pants Situation

Calendar of Pants

Pie Gland

Drug-Fueled Fiasco

my Big New Pants

memory Foam

The Cheese Horns

Bottle Of Cancer

Reanimated Orphan Mannequin Children

Public library

I Am Root

The Cheese Atomizer

Gil And The Furniture

Head Transfer Process

Yoink

Gallons Per Flush

Sprouts Will Kill You Now

sincere pumpkin patch

Sparerib Confront

the spork thieves

Infected Ketchup

the buttcracker

such an ammount of worse

Zip The Cookies

The Banana Migration

Licker

plastic envy

I shot Jesus

heart transplant

Hump the Crayon

Kafeen filled fiasco

Borincano

3rd July 2002, 08:15

I suggest you pick, Bottle of Cancer, Yoink, or I shot Jesus.

guerrillaradio

3rd July 2002, 14:15

I'm gonna start a campaign for them to be called The Bleeding ****s!!! Who's with me??

I Bow 4 Che

3rd July 2002, 16:01

umm thats a really..."GREAT" and "ORIGINAL" name but the thing is...theres already several bands with the word "****" in it (ie. jesus ****,anal ****) so im trying to be a little more original :P

libereco

3rd July 2002, 16:12

i kind of like "public library".

but don't ever, ever choose accidental goatees...ugh.

goatees are what 15 years old grow to get into clubs...

guerrillaradio

4th July 2002, 00:18

Quote: from libereco on 4:12 pm on July 3, 2002
goatees are what 15 years old grow to get into clubs...

And it works, goddammit!!!

libereco

4th July 2002, 02:20

man in the red suit

7th July 2002, 23:42

I would definitely go with the manniquin children one.

Smoking Frog II

11th July 2002, 10:29

I'm back.
What 'bout the SHIT ARSED LIZARDS?

Alejandro C

14th July 2002, 05:10

(Edited by Alejandro C at 6:48 am on Aug. 2, 2002)

Brian

15th July 2002, 21:33

Brianism! or Che of OZ

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Yum!...Jello!

(Edited by Brian at 3:35 pm on July 15, 2002)

liv ill gringo

23rd July 2002, 00:09

hmmm....how about "Die Gretchen" -like digression, ya dig? or maybe "The Cunning Linguists". That's a kickass name, you might wanna check if anyone's got it before you use it though.

komsomol

25th July 2002, 20:04

How about "Our presidents a shrub".

Borincano

27th July 2002, 04:22

How about the Vagina Monologuists!?

MJM

30th July 2002, 10:46

Another one:
tube steak injectors

Anonymous

30th July 2002, 13:09

How about..... Jeff.

Sorry, but i think that would be a great name for a band.

The Cheesey Spaniels?
The Monkey ate my Mom?
The Marmalade?

mujer revolucionaria

15th August 2002, 22:44

For years I always liked the name Fantastic Apple for a band.

I know its got that apple thing going on like Apples In Stereo, but hey I thought of that name LONG before Apples In Stereo were around. ha :)

pastradamus

19th August 2002, 04:47

political:
then

"behind enemy lines"
"the militia"
"sounds of silence"
.......................................

Im sure i 'll think of more...

*still thinking*!

Lardlad95

19th August 2002, 11:58

Life behind the bars

The dark side of the tracks

Agency 31

Signs of the Apocolypse

100% Revolution

or my favorites, The Lardlad Musical Extravaganza.......or Middle Class Mayhem

Mazdak

19th August 2002, 17:49

pen cap chew
fecal matter

Anonymous

19th August 2002, 22:01

No! a good name would be Exit!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mazdak

21st August 2002, 21:06

actually i was hoping MITRS would recognize those names.... He is nothing more than a poser!! You arent a nirvana fan you liar!!

PunkRawker677

22nd August 2002, 02:34

my band is: Political Sin

has anyone used this yet?

Dhul Fiqar

18th January 2003, 08:30

Since you already have Public Library, what about altering it to "Pubic Library"?

There were a couple of girls in my school that came up with the name "Dickless" which was pretty cool 'cause they were all girls.

I'm partial to "Pubic Aroma" or "Vaginal Aroma", something like that. :biggrin:

--- G.

chamo

18th January 2003, 09:24

The happyguy tribute band.

truthaddict11

18th January 2003, 12:57

Free Beer is already a band name.

how about Che's Servants you already bow to him
my friend started a punk rock band, all girl called Kill the Fish

suffianr

18th January 2003, 15:58

Suicidal Sideshow Bob

kurt cobain

19th January 2003, 16:26

napalm killers
brain eaters
hatebreeders
frantic mutilation

hawarameen

20th January 2003, 13:25

horse monkey
monkey nuts
monkey bollocks
(i like monkeys)
monkey see monkey poo

horse shoe
we are poo
poo in your ear
The beatles
i like rock and cock
boobs are us
spud u like
teenage ninja rockers

feel free to choose any

ComradeJunichi

20th January 2003, 13:48

Coookie Oookie Doookie
Purple Monkeys
Rabid Moose
Raging Pussies
Skankin' Punx
Kunx < Up the kunx!!! Well, I guess it only works if I was in the band

legot

20th January 2003, 19:40

the fonzies
or the fonz avec la richies
rich being a abreviation for richard cunningham not rich of course....is'nt happy days great

Fjoodor

21st January 2003, 19:18

Badtasting Peanuts

legot

21st January 2003, 20:56

recontruction period
life
death
death of a innocent
bouncy ball
the cup is half empty
perspective
a lack of..

Smoking Frog II

21st January 2003, 21:55

The Grease Rebels
The Grease Monkeys
!Monkey!
Henry's cat tribute band
The Greasy Puboids

Smoking Frog II

21st January 2003, 21:57

What is your bands line up?

YOU HAVE TO HAVE TWO GUITARISTS.

I Bow 4 Che

23rd January 2003, 01:57

Im lead guitar and vocals
Brother is drums
Cody is backround guitar

canikickit

23rd January 2003, 03:18

recontruction period

aaaaaaahahahahahahah! Nice one.

I'm partial to "Pubic Aroma" or "Vaginal Aroma", something like that

All your band names are like that. You're a disgrace!

synthesis

23rd January 2003, 05:32

No bass?

What about Homosexual Propaganda?

Nah.

I like ratm's Trash Cans W/O Lids.

(You have to spell it with the abbreviated without!)

Eastside Revolt

23rd January 2003, 06:36

The ulsers chill.
Urkle's Purple Nurple
Joy-geezers
cloth
redband
don't smoke toke
oligarchy
Exploited complex
the pretey flowers

Rastafari

24th January 2003, 03:08

The Bent Erections
The Zen Barbarians
The Muppet Slaughter

Palmares

24th January 2003, 07:17

Zypher

sin miedo

24th January 2003, 21:05

white lightning.
the mullets

MAN with a RED face

26th January 2003, 02:10

how about BACKYARD BOYS?!
like the backstreet boys!!!

Smoking Frog II

26th January 2003, 19:53

You have to have:

Vocals, [Guitar]
Bass
Guitar
Drums
[Keyboard]
[Backing Vocals]

I Bow 4 Che

26th January 2003, 21:26

no I don't. We have access to more players but we refuse their contribution. Only 3 players.

MAN with a RED face

28th January 2003, 01:46

hey rastafari! watz your favorite ganja?

hawarameen

28th January 2003, 16:25

monkey love

hawarameen

28th January 2003, 16:26

chimp gimp

Smoking Frog II

29th January 2003, 09:15

OK, don't get mad, but you HAVE to have 2 guitarists, which you do, which is good.

hXcPetey

16th February 2003, 19:50

Pol Pot Fan club

antieverything

17th February 2003, 03:03

Feel free to use the name of my band: Pettifogger

Here's some others:

Shrinking Violence

Something (insert word here...like...Vulgar, Ironic, Smells, Rank...)

Peace of Shit

Pi Fighters

RedStarRising

JizzDrinkingDoucheWad

Molotov Machine

Southpaw

Northpaw?

Eastpaw?

The Massive Erections!

Gray Davis, I hate you and I hope you die!!!

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch (a village in Whales)

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanicconiosis (a disease caused by inhaling volcanic dust...my band's original name.)

Floccipoccinihilipilification (the act of rendering useless)

Speeding towards my own demise