Log in

View Full Version : 'Margaret Thatcher infirmary' opened in London



Dr Mindbender
27th March 2009, 01:51
:cursing:

''The Royal Hospital Chelsea, home to 300 famous, scarlet-coated Chelsea Pensioners will today 25th March 2009, welcome HRH The Prince of Wales, Patron of the Chelsea Pensioners’ Appeal, and Baroness Thatcher, (a long time friend and supporter of the RHC) for the opening of the new Margaret Thatcher Infirmary.

The Prince will formally open the new building and tour the wards, state-of-the-art physiotherapy centre, medical centre, hydrotherapy pool, social areas and gymnasium, where he will meet In-Pensioners, staff and volunteers. The Prince will then accompany Baroness Thatcher as she unveils her portrait by Michael Noakes.

The Governor, General the Lord Walker GCB CMG CBE DL thanked the 8,000 private donors whose generosity made this building possible. “As The Royal Hospital Chelsea is not owned by the government, we can only provide a fitting home and community for The Chelsea Pensioners through supporters’ gifts, which enable major development programmes of this sort. We are delighted that His Royal Highness, The Prince of Wales and Baroness Thatcher, were able to mark this historic occasion in the life of The Royal Hospital. The Prince of Wales’ support as Patron of our Appeal is invaluable and Baroness Thatcher has long been a friend and supporter of the Hospital,” said the Governor.

The Royal Hospital Chelsea is proud that the Margaret Thatcher Infirmary was built on time and to budget. It has been widely hailed as one of the most beautiful buildings erected in London for many years and sits comfortably alongside Wren’s great masterpiece. “The Royal Hospital Chelsea was built to last and has been caring for old and infirm veterans for over 300 years. The Margaret Thatcher Infirmary has similarly been built to last and is an investment that will enable us to care for our veterans for the next 300 years,” commented the Governor.

The lead architects were Steffian Bradley Architects (SBA) who were also responsible for the interior, while the exterior of the Infirmary was designed by architect Quinlan Terry to be sympathetic in style to the original Wren architecture of the rest of the Hospital.

Completion of the 125-bed Margaret Thatcher Infirmary marks the end of Phase I of the Royal Hospital’s development programme. In Phase II the emphasis shifts to modernising the historic Long Wards in which the majority of pensioners live in conditions Wren would recognise. The Royal Hospital has already begun to raise funds for this essential project.

The completion of the Infirmary has enabled the Royal Hospital Chelsea to open its doors to women for the first time, although this will be their temporary home until the refurbishment of the historic Long Wards has been achieved.''


http://www.responsesource.com/releases/rel_display.php?relid=46544

Sean
27th March 2009, 02:25
I'd rather take a trip to the Himmler oncology ward to be honest. Shower of bastards, she spends her life cutting the Health Service's funding to ribbons, then because shes rich and in that crowd, they name a fucking hospital wing after her!

To balance it out, I hearby name my toilet the Magaret Thatcher shitter. I'm just off to "christen" it now...:cursing:

Hit The North
27th March 2009, 02:31
Taig, that made me laugh hard.

But when is the old hag going to die? I sometimes get a panic attack thinking she'll maybe outlive me.

Dr Mindbender
27th March 2009, 02:45
Taig, that made me laugh hard.

But when is the old hag going to die? I sometimes get a panic attack thinking she'll maybe outlive me.


I want her to live long enough to witness the revolution, that way she can get the justice she deserves; being thrown out over Buenos Aires in a union jack parachute by a planeload of ex-miners.

Saorsa
27th March 2009, 07:43
Will the infirmary close itself?

pastradamus
27th March 2009, 08:11
Unfortunetly the IRA missed her with that large mk 10 Mortar round. The one thing the PIRA get to do for the benefit of humanity and they screw it up.

TheCultofAbeLincoln
27th March 2009, 08:18
I'd rather take a trip to the Himmler oncology ward to be honest. Shower of bastards, she spends her life cutting the Health Service's funding to ribbons, then because shes rich and in that crowd, they name a fucking hospital wing after her!

To balance it out, I hearby name my toilet the Magaret Thatcher shitter. I'm just off to "christen" it now...:cursing:

Northern Ireland should follow San Francisco's lead:

http://sf.curbed.com/uploads/george_w_bush_sewage_treatment_plant.jpg

Rjevan
27th March 2009, 12:40
I want her to live long enough to witness the revolution, that way she can get the justice she deserves; being thrown out over Buenos Aires in a union jack parachute by a planeload of ex-miners.
Hahaha! :laugh:
Now this is one of the most inventive and brilliant penalties I've ever heard of. :thumbup1:

JohannGE
27th March 2009, 19:34
Could almost have been written for the occasion:-

The Fletcher (Thatcher?) Memorial Home

Take all your overgrown infants away somewhere
and build them a home a little place of their own
the Fletcher Memorial
Home for incurable tyrants and kings.

And they can appear to themselves every day
on closed circuit t.v.
to make sure they're still real
it's the only connection they feel

"ladies and gentelmen, please welcome Reagan and Haig
Mr. Begin and friends Mrs. Thatcher and Paisley
Mr. Brezhnev and party
the gost of McCarthy
the memories of Nixon
and now adding colour a group of anonymous latin-
american meat packing glitterati"

Did they expect us to treat them with any respect
they can polish their medals and sharpen their smiles
and amuse themselves playing games for a while
boom boom, bang bang, lie down you're dead

Safe in the permanent gaze of a cold glass eye
with their favourite toys
they'll be good girls and boys
in the Fletcher Memorial Home for colonial
wasters of life and limb
Is everyone in?
are you having a nice time?

Now the final solution can be applied!

Roger Waters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLH5mCIGcvc&NR=1