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Sean
24th March 2009, 17:42
OK, so I started making this in the early hours of this morning thinking that I would complete it today. Basically the idea is a mock "Don't use a condom" type poster that I would image the Catholic church will be pinning up in areas of Africa.


http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6250/priests1.jpg (http://img297.imageshack.us/my.php?image=priests1.jpg)


So now that I've woke up and the creative urge has left me, I'm stuck with a red screen and four priests with penises for heads. Its definately not finished, but in the mean time while I think what to add, I thought it would be fun to have a slogan competition to fit it. Anyone care to have a go? Clever ones, serious ones or joke ones, I don't mind!:)
brigadista
24th March 2009, 21:32
lol nice one!!
Pogue
24th March 2009, 21:36
Condoms -

Because 60 year old male virgins in dresses are not the best people around to give advice on sex.
brigadista
24th March 2009, 21:39
you really beleive they are virgins? this is what they would like you to think...
Bright Banana Beard
24th March 2009, 23:42
"Hitting on children since Martin Luther era. We want babies for God and for the church. If you give us condom, we will cry we losing the baby because they benefit our work."
Sasha
24th March 2009, 23:46
"the catholic church: where putting a condom on your dick is wrong, but an altarboy is just fine...." ;)
Pirate Utopian
24th March 2009, 23:50
No protection against these pricks
Pogue
24th March 2009, 23:54
No protection against these pricks

That is the most FUCKING BRILLIANT thing I've seen in a while, well done you.
Comrade_XRD
24th March 2009, 23:54
I don't really understand the logic of Catholics when they oppose birth control methods and abortion. Does the world really need one more unwanted child? One more kid who will appear on a 'Feed the Children' advertisement on television? Especially in a starving continent like Africa, people shouldn't be having children that are unwanted and cumbersome. It's just cruel to tell the people otherwise. Seriously, do the Catholics think the world's gonna stop having sex because they don't want kids? Oh please, then we'll all become miserable lonely priests (who secretly prey on innocent children). Its just unnatural.
Sasha
24th March 2009, 23:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8
brigadista
24th March 2009, 23:58
but a lot more catholics...
redSHARP
25th March 2009, 01:03
i laughed so hard i cried. BRAVO! well done by all.
Le Libérer
25th March 2009, 02:39
Well as I told you, sometimes less is more, this graffic so relevant on so many levels, it doesnt need a slogan. Awesome. :)
Black Dagger
25th March 2009, 03:43
Condoms -

Because 60 year old male virgins in dresses are not the best people around to give advice on sex.

What does their choice of clothes have to do with the quality of their sex advice? I can understand questioning the verity of sex advice given by a virgin (though being a virgin still doesn't disqualify them from giving good advice, a lot of sexually active people don't know a thing about safe sex) - why was their dress worth pointing out? Way to be narrowminded and uphold gender roles, 'GUYS IN DRESSES LOL'
tavariskommisar
25th March 2009, 10:27
The condom is a gift for the God. He want to we use. But the stupid catholic church mean he bigger than the God. And the African peoples are suffer for AIDS and overpopulation: this is the sin of the catholic church.
Bitter Ashes
25th March 2009, 16:00
"All knobs need a hat"
Sean
27th March 2009, 01:39
OK, finished product! (click for bigger)
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8761/condoms.png


http://triton.imageshack.us/Himg211/scaled.php?server=211&filename=condoms.png&xsize=640&ysize=480 (http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8761/condoms.png)

Yay, my first "art" since I used to do watercolours in my teens!
Bitter Ashes
27th March 2009, 02:02
Very impressive Taig! :)
(I'm not sure quite how best to applaud a good representation of a penis :lol:)
Pirate Utopian
27th March 2009, 02:24
Very impressive Taig! :)
(I'm not sure quite how best to applaud a good representation of a penis :lol:)
"Well it's bigger than the last one."
Incendiarism
27th March 2009, 07:50
Condoms: We are not all virgin marys
Das war einmal
29th March 2009, 13:50
Lol nice work man, I laughed
Sean
30th March 2009, 23:36
http://brainflower.com/gra/pope-condom-500.jpg
from: http://brainflower.com/gra/pope-condom-500.jpg
Malakangga
2nd April 2009, 14:02
nice picture
brigadista
2nd April 2009, 14:21
http://images.theage.com.au/2009/03/27/438327/W_CONDOMS-420x0.jpg