Ad Lib Polemic

[griffjam]

Fill in the blanks according to your infighting needs. Guaranteed to provoke endless sectarian bickering wherever applied! Not for use with mutual aid, constructive criticism, or intelligent debate. Keep out of reach of those freshly exposed to radicalism. For best results, apply in conjunction with extended internet use.


Once again, another ___(1) from ___(2). Will these ___(3) ___s(4) ever cease spewing their brainless endorsements of ___(5)? Perhaps ___(6), but that doesn’t justify their descent into total ___(7). As usual, they equate ___(8) with ___(9), deviously misrepresenting the case for ___(10). But from ___(11) to ___(12), we’ve seen that all who espouse ___(13) end up ___(14). Those who deny the centrality of ___(15) will always end up serving the enemies of ___(16); any intelligent ___(17) must concede that there is no ___(18) but the ___(19) ___(18, again). Instead of learning from their mistakes and profiting from the criticism of those more intelligent than them, these misguided ___s(20) persist in ___(21). How any principled ___(22) could still consider them to be part of the ___(22, again) milieu in the first place is inexplicable. ___(23) and ___(24) will never change the world, and neither will ___(25) ___s(26). The kind of ___(27) professed by ___(2, again) only alienates ___(28). As ___(29) once said, only a ___(30) made up of ___(31) ___(32) can possess the ___(33) ___(34) necessary for the triumph of ___(35). ALL ___(36) TO THE ___(37)! ___(38) ___(39)! FOR ___(16, again) AND ___(10, again)!


1. Project or undertaking
2. Adversary of choice
3. Synonym for “privileged”
4. Invented category (e.g., “lifestyle anarchists,” “organizationalists”)
5. Noun with “ism” fastened incongruously on the end
6. Statement of obvious fact
7. Deplorable or untenable philosophical position
8. Worthwhile activity
9. Indefensible activity
10. Ideological position ending in “ism”
11. Distant historical event or era
12. Recent historical event, identified only by the name of the city in which it took place
13. Invented creed (referring back to “4,” above)
14. Gerund signifying unconscionable lifestyle choice (e.g., “working on Wall Street”)
15. One aspect of current human relations (e.g., “the market,” “gender”)
16. Abstraction guaranteed to receive applause
17. Synonym for “person”
18. Synonym for “struggle”
19. Adjective relating to “15,” above (e.g., “economic,” “sexual”)
20. Insulting noun
21. Gerund phrase signifying particularly barbarous and stupid behavior (e.g., “running with scissors,” “conflating Marx’s critique of capital with Hegel’s phenomenology of the spirit”)
22. Noun ending in “ist,” signifying a believer in one’s faith of choice
23. Embarrassing activity
24. Pointless activity
25. Insulting adjective
26. Insulting noun
27. Synonym for “nonsense”
28. Social demographic one glorifies above all others
29. Man whose analytical writings or military deeds are more widely known than his sexism and pomposity
30. Synonym for “army”
31. Adjective denoting the quality one most prefers in one’s followers or employees
32. Member of “28,” above
33. Adjective sure to be incomprehensible to readers (e.g., “ontological”)
34. Synonym for “force”
35. Some group, doctrine, or state of a≠airs that, should it gain ascendancy, will sow misery for generations to come (e.g., “communism,” “wild nature”)
36. Noun denoting something one wants all for oneself (e.g., “power”)
37. Front group or abstraction representing oneself
38. Imperative verb associated with violence (e.g., “smash,” “destroy,” “abolish”)
39. Abstraction with negative associations

[Led Zeppelin]

I moved this to Learning, though I'm not sure it belongs here either.

Anyway, it definitely doesn't belong in Theory.

[griffjam]

I just put it where it looked like the most infighting was

[Nils T.]

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.



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[KC]

Move this to Chit-Chat.

[Charles Xavier]

Once again, another loser from RAAN. Will these well-to-do Sectarian Anarchist ever cease spewing their brainless endorsements of Propaganda of the deedism? Perhaps they will, but that doesn’t justify their descent into total lunacy. As usual, they equate Class-struggle with masturbation, deviously misrepresenting the case for Anarchism. But from 1917 to the Vancouver Olympics, we’ve seen that all who espouse to Sectarian Anarchism end up lonely. Those who deny the centrality of Potato eating will always end up serving the enemies of the people; any intelligent killer must concede that there is no fight but the food fight. Instead of learning from their mistakes and profiting from the criticism of those more intelligent than them, these misguided losers persist in masturbating in the bath. How any principled Secularist could still consider them to be part of the masturbation of old men milieu in the first place is inexplicable. Masturbation and saying fuck then throwing water at people will never change the world, and neither will fat losers. The kind of philistine commoniques professed by RAAN only alienates the people. As Marx once said, only a Military made up of dedicated working people can possess the Antropologisticalationisms' strenght necessary for the triumph of anarchism. ALL POWER TO THE ANTI-POWER! ABOLISH REALITY! FOR THE PEOPLE AND ANARCHISM!