Best Smiths album for gay makeout sesh [Archive]

Angry Young Man

19th March 2009, 03:15

Which?

If you're not gay, but enjoy getting off to the Smiths, still vote.

Invader Zim

19th March 2009, 15:03

Hatful of Hollow isn't a proper studio album it is a completion disaster.

h0m0revolutionary

19th March 2009, 15:51

Meat is murder. Obviously :D

Killfacer

19th March 2009, 22:03

Bit crap to making out to surely?

Angry Young Man

20th March 2009, 04:05

I think he was joking.

Killfacer

20th March 2009, 10:51

i was talking about the smiths in general.

Bilan

20th March 2009, 11:20

The Queen is Dead. For sure.
It's gorgeous.

Bilan

20th March 2009, 11:20

Although, I'd prefer to dance, and it usually happens.

Janine Melnitz

20th March 2009, 12:31

There are no good albums for this, and the best song for this purpose isn't on any of those listed :( The Queen is Dead, I guess, for having "There is a Light" on it (though arguably "This Night Has Opened My Eyes" works...pretty well)

Bilan

20th March 2009, 12:44

It's an album list, not a song list, m'dear.

Bilan

20th March 2009, 12:46

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/30/The-Smiths-cover.png
(The Smiths - The Smiths)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dDcs6XVZ_qc/R17trtiM8rI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/GOpIUA3ZfeE/s320/1.jpg

(The Smiths - Meat is Murder)

http://www.lib.washington.edu/media/pitchfork/images/queen.jpg

(The Smiths - the Queen is Dead)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002MIF.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

(The Smiths - Hateful of Hollow)

LOVE

Bilan

20th March 2009, 12:48

This list is missing Strangeways, here we come.

Angry Young Man

20th March 2009, 13:09

Sorry, and how are they not good for gay makeout seshes? The only better album than the Queen is the Cure's Disintegration. If you're being blown to the song disintegration, you will see angels.

Janine Melnitz

20th March 2009, 13:35

It's an album list, not a song list, m'dear.
Y...yes?

That was my complaint?

Killfacer

20th March 2009, 15:00

Sorry, and how are they not good for gay makeout seshes? The only better album than the Queen is the Cure's Disintegration. If you're being blown to the song disintegration, you will see angels.

I would rather listen to something a bit more bouncy/happy. Don't get me wrong, i love the smiths but it's a bit depressing.

Bilan

20th March 2009, 15:18

Y...yes?

That was my complaint?

Instant ban for confusion.

Bilan

20th March 2009, 15:19

Making out to bouncy happy shit is lame. the Smiths all the way.
Or the Cure.

Sam_b

20th March 2009, 15:23

Meat is Murder is one of the best albums ever made.

Angry Young Man

21st March 2009, 19:00

Making out to bouncy happy shit is lame. the Smiths all the way.
Or the Cure.

Especially to fellatio. The action of being blown to Disintegration accurately describes the experience. No other album and action together have quite the same accuracy. Look: cleaning the bathroom to In Utero. doesn't work, does it?

Killfacer

21st March 2009, 20:45

The cure? Argh. Don't get me wrong, i love both the Cure and the Smiths, but really?

Invader Zim

22nd March 2009, 07:50

I would rather listen to something a bit more bouncy/happy. Don't get me wrong, i love the smiths but it's a bit depressing.

The Smiths aren't depressing, next you will be telling us Radiohead and Joy Division are depressing.

Bilan

22nd March 2009, 10:33

Ja rly.

Invader Zim

24th March 2009, 12:34

Ja rly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5CltsEN8DQ

Bilan

24th March 2009, 12:37

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arSjSmBzOuk

I raise you Asleep.

Invader Zim

24th March 2009, 13:55

How can I go better than that?

Bilan

26th March 2009, 06:20

Exactly.

Angry Young Man

26th March 2009, 21:31

THE PROVISIONAL GAY MAKEOUT SMITHS PLAYLIST
1. This charming man
2. Hand in glove
3. Boy with a thorn in his side
4. Back to the old house
5. There is a light that never goes out
6. I know it's over.

For the authoritative version, PM me saying that you'll buy me a copy of Strangeways and I send you my postal address.

Bilan

27th March 2009, 13:55

Bilan

27th March 2009, 13:56

There is a light that never goes out is such a beautiful song.

And if a double-Decker bus
crashes into us
To die by your side,
well the pleasure and privilege is mine.

Bilan

27th March 2009, 13:58

Also, you don't have Strangeways?
It's one of the best!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY7BPJeh30M

Atrus

27th March 2009, 23:09

1. Ask
2. I Want The One I Can't Have
3. This Charming Man
4. Stop Me If You Think That You've Heard This One Before
5. Still IlI
6. Cemetry Gates
7. Unlovable

Not necessarily my all time favorites, but certainly would be my peferred order for a gay makeout sesh.

Angry Young Man

29th March 2009, 15:07

Incorrect. This Charming man, although an amazing song, should never be the opener on a play list.

1. Hand In Glove
2. Stop Me if You Think You've Heard This One Before
3. How Soon is Now?
4. This Charming Man.
5. Cemetery Gates
6. Ask
7. Asleep (For a nice ending)

No, no, NO!! The point of mine was to start cheerily and end more emotive. You're not even gay, who are you to write a Smiths fay makeout playlist?

scarletghoul

29th March 2009, 15:14

Meat is Murder, definately. The title track would be effective on many levels

But Im not gay so I dont know exactly

Angry Young Man

29th March 2009, 17:19

The title track is what makes it UNsuitable for a makeout sesh. Next you'll be saying you get your rocks off to Schindler's List!

Bilan

30th March 2009, 12:31

No, no, NO!! The point of mine was to start cheerily and end more emotive. You're not even gay, who are you to write a Smiths fay makeout playlist?

Yes, Yes, YES.
Also, did you just call Asleep cheery, you muppet?

Angry Young Man

30th March 2009, 17:50

No. I said mine starts cheerily with TCM, and closes more emotively with I know it's over.