The 'ubermensch' get slapped [Archive]

Holden Caulfield

20th February 2009, 15:40

Fucking Hell chaps, this belatedly beauty is definitely a contender for an Oscar.

My personal favourite ‘scenes’ include some truly memorable lines.. I shall paraphrase.

Firstly the part where the bald guy in the Red Shirt runs likes a litte girl from the boots of antifa. Now this is fair enough, he is going to get welted, it makes sense. The truly iconic scene occurs when the antifascists have been broken up and scattered by the pigs, and in from the right of the scene charges a bald man in a Red Shirt, a true Viking Warrior....

Secondly there is the ‘scene’ where Tony and the gang complain to the police “We are peaceful, help us” they all whimper, then when safely behind the coppers their true colours come out; “You aren’t so hard when we come round to your house at night”, “We will be at your church”, and “We will follow you on the bus” they threaten.

Now I don’t want to deepen their image crisis but it has to be done; if they are peaceful why do they want to attack people? And if they are hard men why do they pretend to be peaceful and then only attack when the “Red Scum” are alone in their houses or on their own on the way home and they can jump them en masse. Of course Tony goes on to highlight that jumping people when you out number them makes you a gimp and fairy, and at this point the hypocrisy flowing from his mouth drowns some of the shorter fascists.

Thirdly is when the brave Aryan warriors complain that people are taking their picture! Needless to say the fact this entire production exists is a point enuf on its own, but I'll add the obvious: it is filled with the faces of ‘Red Scum’. But who ever said fascists were consistent or intelligent, this is why they want one person to rule... it saves them having to think.

Fourthly Tony claims his group are all local, unlike the Red Scum are he says, the strange point being how long it takes him to find a local to go into the pub with the copper so make sure it’s okay for his merry band of brothers to go in.
Lastly the comedy moment of the season Tony White yells, sarcastically, “Let’s go to the pub, talk politics and football, not that fairy though! [a man Tony has decided is antifascist because he is gay, not to be confused with the man Tony decided was antifascist because he was part Cuban, or the man Tony decided was antifascists because he shared no relatives with him] He will try to grab your arse, not balls!”

The repressed sexuality of Tony White, and fascists everywhere, is still a sore point so perhaps we shouldn’t laugh too much, I mean who are we to mock Tony for valuing a ball fondle more than an slap on the arse.

Let’s all hope more of these home videos surface.
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