Beware of Internet Fat! - Is E-fat clogging up your computer

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Beware, when on the internet, that you reduce your contact with INTERNET FAT. This kind of of fat has come into existence only in the past decade, and only in the past couple of years has internet fat been recognised by official bodies. Recently internet fat has been blamed for crashes, viruses, and lost connections.

SIGNS OF INTERNET FAT:

Ridiculously slow page loading times.
'The page cannot be found' and other errors.
The connection drops mysteriously.
excessive lag in online games.
Extreme difficulty connecting (Severe cases only)
Your CPU stops for no apparent reason (Terminal Case)

HOW TO DEAL WITH IT:

Make sure the cables in and out of your computer are as straight as possible. This will limit fat buildup.

Make sure there is not too much solder around connections, if you have an internal modem.

Avoid excessive use of search engines; as they trawl the entire internet, they pick up CPU-stopping amounts of fat.

Restrict the amount of cookies your computer recieves. It's for it's own good.

Delete unnecesary cookies.

Avoid websites like ***************; these are very bad for your PC.

I hope the above information is useful for you in maintaining your PC in good health.
Good luck, and may your wires not clog up.